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Why is the moon crashing into the planet? Because he doesn't have genitals to rape you with.
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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't hand control over a superlaser capable of carving into the moon to the internet.
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Gone for a week to Germany, to hunt down Meister. I have a city, an IP adress, a sniper rifle and 148 hours. If I'm not back, assume he has managed to destroy me. If he suddenly disappears assume I got him. If we both return, assume we allied and decided to annex Poland. |
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Wanna see how many comets I can fit in my mouth?
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Greed gets first, then Preturbed and Krogothwolf.
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The heart's desire comes from either the fruit or the viper's tongue. It is up to the heart to decide which is right.
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Man I've had this dream. Quote:
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#1486
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"D-Dood?
Guy in background: Senate bill passes!" |
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When Mick Foley's daughter bought Pokemon Extreme Battle Edition she was a little mistaken on what they meant by Extreme.
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Toastburner's divorce proceedings didn't go according to plan
(sorry Toasty)
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"What's it like being a Thadius' girlfriend?" "Sometimes, I'm a dragon!" "Awes-" CHOMP "Hmm. Tastes like bacon. Tiny, tiny bacon" |
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The Prinny Wrestling Federation got off to a rocky start with the death of it's first 2 combatants. 1 by chair beating and the other by explosion.
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"Oh, and Cesar had just decided to spare the prinny. He shouldn't have felt you up like that."
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It's not that I don't have faith in the ideals on which the government was founded, cause I do, honestly. I merely believe that in this day and age, the government leading the people is like a blind seeing-eye dog leading a one-eyed man across a busy stretch of highway. ŠThadius, August 17th, 2009, on That Which Is Broken.
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