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That thing in your sig, please tell me it's from Wikipedia. I've seen it around a few times and it just hit me why the font looked familiar.

He mentioned it.

I have in fact read said guide.

I just doubt that the ghost of some dude I kinda knew on the internet calling me something I am very obviously not will have the same psychological effect as the undead moaning of my friends and loved ones.

Yes, but I know I'm not fat, so that'll just seem silly to me. Besides, I don't need dishes to eat microwave burritos. Failing all else, I'll just get paper plates, so take that.

Quit being silly. Terrorists don't blow up houses.

I WILL NOT OVERLOOK POSTING ON YOUR WALL AS WELL. YOU ARE NOT FREE OF THIS TAINT.

Everything I say sounds insane. It's because I'm crazy.

DUH.

Also, Marmalade goes great with bread and butter pickles.

They are different. They are like whoppers, but eggs. Which is why Whopper bought them out, THE BASTARDS.

It could have been more hilarious, but I felt it was necessary to diffuse the HATE. I didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world was turning.

That, and I really like Robin eggs. They are awesome! GO EASTER!