Funka Genocide

Didn't notice that you posted on my "wall."

Microwave dinners are gross! I only say that because at this particular moment they seem gross to me; in a week I'll change my mind. >>

Yeah but I got them done in the span of time between when I got home and now.

And by things I mean I had to sort my mountain of laundry, do some dishes, and sweep the kitchen floor. So not that much. >_>

no I wasn't on gmail, plus I thought you had like, things to do today

Plz no

I bet you're on gmail but deliberately ghosting and not chatting with me. Sadness

I'd wear 'em, I mean if you really wanted me to. But probably only once, and I'd expect delicious snack foods in return.

I'm going to get you some MANTIHOSE

Srsly that's a disturbing thought

"Dick A. Hole's Miraculous Douchebag Cream! Release your inner fuckwad!"

I don't have anything inflammatory to say. The mirror shine I've cultured through the liberal application of snide sarcasm and bitter cynicism has dulled and rusted due to lack of sleep.

Banana peels!

McDonalds makes the best apple pies. I almost want to travel the 3 km to get one...