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Tulip Toes
11-18-2003, 09:44 PM
TAKE OVER THE WORLD ALONG WITH THE ANIMATED TULIPS!!! MWAHHAHAHAHA!!! Im ok now and oops i didnt say that nm what i said ok? What you think im mad!!!!!! Im not mad!!! ITS THE BIG MEN WHO ARE GOING TO TAKE ME TO THE FUNNY FARM IN A STRAIGHT JACKET NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! im ok now really

Jeff
11-18-2003, 09:45 PM
What the hell are you talking about? Everyone knows cows explode under pressure. You see, the gas sack inside of their bodies go under amazing amounts of pressure when they are confronted with an important task.

Therefore, ducks have beaks inside their rectums.

Jered
11-18-2003, 09:46 PM
right... do you feel ok I think its time you took your medicen lol

Tulip Toes
11-18-2003, 09:47 PM
yep i took my medicin now im calm

Lillithnia
11-18-2003, 09:55 PM
Pssh, bogus. Cows will cause the end of the world. They'll eat us all. THEY'S TURN THE TABLES AND EAT US ALL! THE LEATHER-GROWIN' BASTARDS WILL REVOLT! o.o

transcend
11-18-2003, 09:58 PM
How many ways can people spell medicine?

Diesel
11-18-2003, 09:59 PM
Cows are always trying to get me to eat more chikin in those stupid signs on the side of thr road, I think they want me to get food poisoning!

Lillithnia
11-18-2003, 09:59 PM
A lot, apparently. o.o

Boof_The_Destroyer
11-18-2003, 10:23 PM
Cows are actually a world threat. As an an example from a Dave Barry article the was a researcher who tried to see how mucgh methane a cow gave off. Apparently they got bored and started lighting the cow's farts. One was able to sustain a constant flame. Imagine if one of those fell into the wrong but incredibly cool hands. One day Fighter is merrily blithering and the next moment Black Mage pulls out his cow. Then it utters out the one thing that turns the whole parties hearts cold: The Moo..........OF DEATH. We wouldn't be able to pick up the pieces. It goes to shoew that cows are like sheep..... THAT ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER!!

Diesel
11-18-2003, 10:24 PM
You have to admit, the linux penguin will probably save us from the cows...

Jack of Spades
11-18-2003, 10:35 PM
Tulip is you Avatar the Sliver Queen? I liked that card and the new slivers hardly match uo to the old ones.

Viper Daimao
11-18-2003, 11:42 PM
there will be no spam here.