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Raerlynn
11-30-2003, 07:50 PM
Rapier wielding human fighter looking for an RP group. I'm 3.0 Edition D&D only.
Derek R.
12-02-2003, 04:38 PM
Do you paint fences? I got this fence that needs painting.
Raerlynn
12-03-2003, 12:50 AM
Hmph. Witty, stylish, and subtle. I'm amazed.
GatoFiero
12-03-2003, 01:52 AM
How subtle is this?
*draws wheel lock pistol*

I'd say we're about 20 paces away.

*fires pistol*

*Raerlynn's chest is blasted into bloody fragments*

w00t I win the Duel!!
Derek R.
12-03-2003, 09:13 AM
Hey! What about my Fing Fence?
Raiden
12-03-2003, 12:27 PM
I'll fix your fence!

*large balls of lightning grow in his hands, and then he launches them at the fence. The fence is atomized.*

There. No need to paint a fence that no longer is there.
Derek R.
12-03-2003, 03:34 PM
Well...it was sort of neat to watch. Guess I'll just start using barbed wire instead.
GatoFiero
12-03-2003, 03:38 PM
electrified razor wire works better.
Derek R.
12-03-2003, 04:01 PM
Thank you Gato. I'll upgrade!