Collisions of Destiny Discussion

[Darth SS]

Discussion.

Discuss things.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Sorry to say seki got grounded so she may be unable to join us

[Forever Zero]

BEWARE! I LIVE!

Sorry, just had to get that out of my system. I'm back, yo...

... And at a bad time too, since it seems the RP has barely started, and someone has already gotten knocked out... She had a lot of potential, too...

[BMHadoken]

We almost lost a couple of people over July 4th...DAMN YOU FOUNDING FATHERS...

And I didn't know her well enough, but she seemed ok. She'll be back later, so its all good.

And in RP discussion, would anyone be averse to making Jude into a skitzo? I want to make him (Jude) the nice guy, but a guy who would just take a few years of beatings wouldn't come back with quill powers and kill 6 bullies...but an alternate personality sparked by the powers of the Porcupine...

So basically, anybody think thats stupid?

[Squishy Cheeks]

Not from what I understand of her parents from talking to celes. Seki might not be coming back for a long while.

[Forever Zero]

Damn, what did Seki do to get kicked off the comp for a long time? Feel free to not disclose it if it's not something we need to know.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Apparently her mom is anti-RPing, but that's our best guess at the moment.

[Krylo]

Is she the one celes was talking about how she got grounded off of milk for not drinking her milk?

...Because it sounds just as silly.

[Squishy Cheeks]

From what I've heard, yes it probably is.

[Forever Zero]

Dayum, that really sucks...

[Squishy Cheeks]

Yeah it does.

[CelesJessa]

Alright. Here's the deal, from what I know.

Seki's mom is against RPing and D&D and such like that. She could RP for a little bit because she was at her grandma's house, not her house. She was hoping that her mom would change her mind once she came back home, or at least that she would be able to RP a little bit more (since she was supposed to be at her grandma's house for three more weeks, but came home early for reasons unknown to me.) So I don't know if and when she'll be back.

And no, she's not the same friend who got grounded because of milk, that is somebody completely different.

EDIT: Also, could somebody re-post the list of all of the characters in this rp?

[Darth SS]

Wait, does her mom sit with her back perfectly straight? I'm working on a theory here...

And I'm pretty sure that somewhere under Canadian law that can cause a fine of something like 100$...something about restraining a child from having the chance to develop.

And anyways, back to Seki's mom...I'm just guessing her type, and Lord, forgive me for hating those people so much.


Back to the RP...I'm torn between starting the siege now or later.

[CelesJessa]

Since I have my airship thing, should I be docked somewhere and just giong through the town getting some supplies and whatnot?

[Darth SS]

I would really like you to actually have your airship there. It makes MY life so much easier.

[Raiden]

Don't mind my guy. He's just going to sit there with a hangover until the siege starts.

[Darth SS]

Wolf?

Um...there aren't a lot of Androids. So far, we've seen three. The main force has yet to arrive.

And they aren't focusing on the bar, that's just where two of them happened to land.

[IHateMakingNames]

Why does Celes' airship have guns? I thought they were banned and all gone.

[Forever Zero]

*Shrug* Don't ask me. SS is the GM, and he insinuated that she would have them...

[CelesJessa]

Well, I didn't think it would have guns at first, but, I guess they were integral for the next part in the RP. *shrugs*

[IHateMakingNames]

Where is this fire coming from? Dante's guy is just an insane human, nothing more.

[Raiden]

I think the fire is coming from his sword.

It's up to SS whether he keeps it or not.

Then again, SS never said anything when he used the fire before, so he might be fine with it.

[IHateMakingNames]

Maybe SS does what I do (That is, only skim post that are this long or longer)

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Or, barely even skim Dante's post, especially his intro post/longer ones (Which are most of them). I just read the one line's of dialogue, and I knew what the post consisted of (Dante being evil = His guy looking evil over weaker people, some bad poetry is said, then bad stuff happens. But since this guy is a 'good guy', some one else does the bad stuff so then he does bad stuff to the 'evil guy')

[Dante]

Hmm, you guys gave me a tough one... Sicne my guy is suppsoed to be a genocidal, insane maniac, I'll have to play up "insane" if I don't want to cause a TPK or my guy's own death...

Anyways, he'll kill the Necrons over normal people... because otherwise they might steal his fun.

As for the sword... Ah, just let him and his armor and weapons be magical... the flames and whatever can just be a cosmetic effect or something.

[IHateMakingNames]

But there aren't magical items. The only form of magic are avatars (And Guides I guess, but I doubt we will run into any of them, or at least often).

Also, it didn't say your guy is genocidal maniac. Just he is insane, and has the mind of a child (Who enjoys killing). You guy could get amused by a piece of string.

Edit - Went back and read it, and he is some what of a genocidal maniac, but mostly just a child who's favorite game is killing, and then writing poetry about it.

[Dante]

But there aren't magical items. The only form of magic are avatars (And Guides I guess, but I doubt we will run into any of them, or at least often).

Ah, hell... fine, I'll go and edit all the other posts... grumble grumble grumble...

Also, it didn't say your guy is genocidal maniac. Just he is insane, and has the mind of a child (Who enjoys killing). You guy could get amused by a piece of string.

Uh... and people who enjoy killing are NOT genocidal maniacs? And in this case, a childlike mind translates into a remarkable lack of inhibition - how often have you seen a child control himself, anyway?

[IHateMakingNames]

Uh... and people who enjoy killing are NOT genocidal maniacs? And in this case, a childlike mind translates into a remarkable lack of inhibition - how often have you seen a child control himself, anyway?

A genocidal maniac would want to destroy an entire race/spieces/gruop. Your guy just wants to kill stuff, any stuff, not a specific group (Unless you count the living as a group). And he doesn't want everything dead, just he enjoys killing stuff over playing a game of (Insert some game here).

Also, your personality was "Hyper and enjoys games. When killing is when he gets most of his fun, then he writes a sonnet about it" (Paraphrased). Killing isn't the only form of entertainment for him, there are other games.

[Darth SS]

Dante- You're doing it extremely well. I'm scared.

IHMN- I see your point, and whenever Dante posts, I just skim.

And about the guns on the airship...They aren't actually "guns" they're more like cannons that were on ye old warships. That, and maybe the law states that low-tech guns can be put onto airships.

Now get killing things you people!

[BMHadoken]

I'm confused, are the Necron/Metal-heads streaming onto the ship from below (like hopping off roofs onto the bottom then climbing up) or is it just the flying ones? Cuz everyone's killing a lot of things.

Also, I was thinking the 'guns' were like the rapid-fire crossbows the elves used in Shrek 2.

[Darth SS]

Okay....

IHMN didn't understand my earlier post....

The entire purpose of my saying, "If you didn't get on before this post, you were in the group that scrambled up" was so that you WOULD NOT be catching up to the FLYING AIRSHIP.

I.E. IHMN-The airship is GONE.

We are flying away from the doomed vilage. There are FLYING robots pursuing us. There are big ones, and small ones. Big ones have not caught up. Little ones have. We fight little ones.

And the guns are kinda' like a black-powder launched ballista.

[IHateMakingNames]

I read that, but if I went with that, I would have nothing to post about. My guy's a fly, he isn't going to go out into the action. He will wait till everyone else is done, then jump in and finish it off. And I assumed that the airship was around two miles away from city.

Edit - I deleted the post anyway, because I wanted to see if the reason for deletion comes up. It does not.

[Darth SS]

So what did that new guy try to post?

And what was his character?

[BMHadoken]

His character was apparently three pieces of equipment (a sword, shield and helm) that was magically infused or sumsuch. And could fly, and hated the metal-heads.

Makes no sense now, not even having a body or whatever.

[Raiden]

IHMN laid the smackdown on his ass. It was funny.

[Darth SS]

No. Bad Raiden.

Do you honestly think that if one of them can survive being shot by a cannon, dead center, than you can actually take it down all on your own?

And if it's big enough to be tipping the gigantic airship, than you couldn't possibly knock it over.

And...if people are falling off, that means that you couldn't have been standing still either.

[BMHadoken]

What reference creature can we go to for this...I'm thinking giant bug type thing...

[Squishy Cheeks]

Duriel from diablo?

http://darkness.diabloii.net/beastiary/bosses/duriel/duriel1.jpg

[Darth SS]

Kinda'

Top half I guess. Bottom half is like the last section of a Pray Mantus.

And remember, it's entirely bionic, so you can cut an arm off and it wouldn't slow down.

[Raiden]

*slaps himself*

Sorry. I'll change it.

[{][)K}FiReaRM]

SS what have you done.... your group contradicts each other and o yea dante to use a better way to describe your char from what i have seen think Texas Chainsaw Massacre... :D

[BMHadoken]

EDITED BECAUSE KRYLO SPEAKS THE TRUTH: God New Jersey and my grandprents is getting to me...

Anyways, Firearm, this was invite only, yadda yadda, thanks for taking a personal interest, yadda yadda, please don't do it again?

[Krylo]

You know... we DO have a mod on this part of the forums now... maybe being SLIGHTLY more eloquent would be better, BM. Besides, how can you understand that post well enough for it to make you angry?

[{][)K}FiReaRM]

the true question is who are you to call me a n00b?

hell i dont care if it is invite only or if it is free to the world i read and speak my mind if you dont like it get over it simple enough.

[Darth SS]

Firearm, this RP was invite only. That extends to the Discussion thread.

Therefore, you're busy sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong.

And furthermore, you seem to have nothing to contribute to the conversations.

So get out of my thread before I report you to one of the mods.

EDIT- Krylo, I just read your post...

And...

Ugh...you're hereby forbidden to speak to any female NPCs.

[IHateMakingNames]

(Edited because I read the post wrong)

[)K}FiReaRM']hell i dont care if it is invite only or if it is free to the world read and speak my mind if you dont like it get over it simple enough.

We can easily get one of the RP forum mods in here, and they will warn you at first, then maybe ban you for a little bit (Reason is because you have no place here and you are distrubtive)


Edit - SS, what you should have done is have some of those splinters hit krylo's guy (You know where).

[Darth SS]

That would've been sick beyond all reasoning.

Might sodomize him with something if you REALLY think it's neccesary.

[Krylo]

Krylo, I just read your post...

And...

Ugh...you're hereby forbidden to speak to any female NPCs.What? My character prefers running to fighting, is pretty, and was raised on the streets by a con-man/gambler. I'd say that scene, straight up to being thrown on the deck in a bout of rather bad luck, matches him perfectly.

Besides, admit it, you smiled at "I told you I'd rock your world."

And at least I didn't go into detail.

Edit: Sodomize him however, and I WILL go into detail on that. Do you like homo-erotic writing? Because I know I do.

[IHateMakingNames]

Also

I want to see how he recovers dignity.

My guess is his post will have something about the female crew members that are on board, and some of the males, gasping and staring at the marvelous sight which they are seeing.

You really think krylo is going to have something bad happen when everyone is seeing his guy naked?

[Krylo]

Not quite. More of a, "Meh, I've been in more embarrassing situations, so I'll make a smart assed comment and pull my pants on," sort of recovery.

[Darth SS]

Why do I even try arguing with you?


*shudders violently*

Okay. Yes. It was kinda' funny.
But terribly corny.

Now, regain your dignity while you've got your pants off, in front of a lot of people (A samurai in particular) and with a giant metal monster trying to kill you.

[BMHadoken]

Holy crap, thats like the ultimate bargaining chip...no matter what we do, krylo can trump us all by turning the RP from rampant adventure to drawn out butt scene...

[Darth SS]

You know, I have a plot twist in mind, that Celes would absolutely hate, but Krylo would absolutely love.

[Darth SS]

Okay. I'll bite.

I so TOTALLY did NOT see that coming.

Krylo, I'm sure you violated a law somewhere with that.

[Krylo]

Yes. My character shall remain pantless until sometime after this battle ends.

Holy crap, thats like the ultimate bargaining chip...no matter what we do, krylo can trump us all by turning the RP from rampant adventure to drawn out butt scene...I'm not afraid to do it, either. I'll even fabricate a gay NPC if I have to/am in a particularily 'playful' mood. Or a really horny/drunk straight NPC that makes a mistake. Either or.

[IHateMakingNames]

Bad SS, no double posting.

Also, you could just not read krylo's post, and if he did do that, I think we could turn a mod against him (You can't post or link to porn, so I doubt writing it is allowed).

[Squishy Cheeks]

or maybe you could flirt with me, I am a shapeshifter after all. I'm the male mystique really. How long till I turn myself into a hot girl and start flirting? how long?

[Darth SS]

Never. Because if you do, bad things will happen to your character.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Why are you scared of a bisexual shapeshifter, would you rather he be hetero? then she'd be a lesbian when she's a girl. hmm prolonged lesbian scene.

[Darth SS]

I'd rather not have the thread locked THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[Squishy Cheeks]

So I think I have the ultimat blackmail card, shapeshifting love.

[Darth SS]

Okay, I'll be starting the next chapter as soon as this thing dies.


Which is basically you guys somehow getting it to stay in place.

[IHateMakingNames]

I'd rather not have the thread locked THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Thread would not be locked, but the posters (The ones doing the lockable things) would get in trouble. You, as the GM, don't want them doing certain things, which they keep saying they will do, which the mods (As fellow RPers) would probably side with you.

[Darth SS]

*cough* See post above please.

And please somebody?

I wanna' start the next chapter. If only to see Celes' reaction to a choice event....

That, and I'm feeling oddly sadistic.

[Krylo]

I think Dante should just lop one or two of its legs off. He's the big strong guy with a giant sword. Raiden could cut a few off too... being super samurai and stuff... then it wouldn't be able to move out of the way, and, more importantly, it wouldn't be able to attack Derek's ass. None of us want that.

[Dante]

I think Dante should just lop one or two of its legs off. He's the big strong guy with a giant sword. Raiden could cut a few off too... being super samurai and stuff... then it wouldn't be able to move out of the way, and, more importantly, it wouldn't be able to attack Derek's ass. None of us want that.

Do remember to define "us" properly. "Us" in your case refers to you and the hordes of phantom fangirls you imagine you have... :p

[Darth SS]

While I write the intro to the next chapter, someone immobilize it please.

[Krylo]

Do remember to define "us" properly. "Us" in your case refers to you and the hordes of phantom fangirls you imagine you have... Actually, I meant us as in 'anyone who doesn't want to read about ass rape'. Of course, I was just kidding about the ass rape thing.

Anyway... yes, chop its legs off, Dante.

[IHateMakingNames]

How do you immoblize a huge robot thing that can easily kill us with a swipe of it's hand? I guess we could throw Derek at it or something, but beyond throwing a person for it to attack with, I don't really see how we can stop it.

[Dante]

How do you immoblize a huge robot thing that can easily kill us with a swipe of it's hand? I guess we could throw Derek at it or something, but beyond throwing a person for it to attack with, I don't really see how we can stop it.

Hmm, maybe nail it into the deck with my guy's sword, or pin its hands with a mast or something?

[CelesJessa]

I wanna' start the next chapter. If only to see Celes' reaction to a choice event....

That, and I'm feeling oddly sadistic.

Uh oh............. I do not like the sound of that.....


And immobilizing it? I have no clue. My airship isn't equiped with giant chains and such to stop giant robots....

EDIT: I guess I could always make something up that doesn't make sense at all.... I think I'm good at doing that.

[shiney]

Don't double post, firearm guy don't be an asshole, and the rest of you don't spam.

[Squishy Cheeks]

I've been talking to Heiseki, she's not coming back for a long time, if ever.

[Darth SS]

Krylo, I'm going to tell you now, I'm going to give you a very loose leash in the next chapter. At least for the beginning.

And to everyone, the stuff I'm gonna' throw at you is going to be very very vague. You'll have to RP your own way through it. Mostly anyways.

EDIT- New chapter going up...NOW!

[BMHadoken]

I'm guessing finding an abandoned transport vehicle and barreling through the forest is frowned against?

And I don't wanna anger IHMN but we gotta snuff his power out, or else he's gunna be forced to trudge with us for no reason.

[IHateMakingNames]

If you snuffed my power, wouldn't that force me to trudge with you, and not the other way around?

Right now he can just teleport away, or teleport all three of us (But have to teleport slower, shorter distances, and be more cautious).

[BMHadoken]

If we didn't snuff your power then we're cutting short a wacky misadventure through the woods.

But yeah, if your power remains, then its like you just posting "Very cautiosly and slowly they made their way to the ship."

If you decide to not use your power, where we just continue on normally, maybe you teleporting to kill a monster or whatnot, then its a plothole.

If we snuff your power then its wacky misadventure.

[Krylo]

Or, one of your characters could just ask why you can't go far distances, then when he explains about your arms getting ripped up in trees and shit, you simply refusing to be teleported and insist on walking.

Then it's not a plot hole, as that it's explained rather logically, he keeps his power, and you get a whacky misadventure.

[IHateMakingNames]

My guy won't be walking through a jungle though. He will leave you guys behind before he walks. He might not even offer to take you.

[Krylo]

I don't know. Your guy's a coward, right, IHMN? Wouldn't a coward rather stay with a group of people that look tastier than he does as opposed to teleporting into situations where he doesn't know what waits?

[Darth SS]

Can you say PLOT-DEVICE!?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!

*cough* Okay. Yah...I guess I'm done.

[IHateMakingNames]

Ah, but staying with the group means he would have to stay in the jungle for longer. Jungles are full of all sorts of spiders and giant bugs, all of which would eat a fly. He is the avatar of a fly, so those things would scare the shit out of him. As well as monkies, who eat bugs all the time. He would rather be alone and teleport as much as he wants as far as he wants instead of be with two other people.

(Repost)

Actually, SS, Will's limit is 2 miles. But to get to the airship, he would just do a series of teleports (Not through the air, because then his landing would kill him).

He wouldn't be able to teleport 2 miles through a jungle anyway, maybe 1 per teleport if he goes by tree tops.

(Repost dos)

You really don't want me to teleport... But unless the jungle was unpassthroughable (I don't know the word for it), he can still teleport. He just has to picture himself in the spot he is going to.

[Darth SS]

No...no I don't want you taking the easy way out.

Tell you what...you can teleport. Except very very bad things will happen to you if you do.

[BMHadoken]

I'm guessing you either didn't see my request for transporter, or just didn't care.

If you guys get to trail behind Swipy McPathsetter, then we should get an armored van thingy, or at least motorcycles.

EDIT: Also, my ego wants to know why its Scared of every damn thing in the forest-Will's group, and not Jude, who actually can do shit.

[Darth SS]

I don't know. IHMN took authority?

Never really thought about it.

[Wolf99x]

Hey, if BMHadoken or IHMN don't post anything on us actually going to the beat-up van...can I at least get us there and moving? Because I'm kinda getting bored sitting around waiting for them to post while stuff happens elsewhere.

[IHateMakingNames]

Wolf, I doubt even if we start move that something will happen to our group. It seems like SS decided to seperate the 9 characters into 3 groups, but when he got to our characters he ran out of ideas, so he just put them together and threw them 40 miles away.

And I thought the jungle was thick (In attempt to stop the teleporting), how would a van get through it?

[Wolf99x]

Umm...maybe the van is the A-Team's war wagon? I don't know. The point I'm trying to make is that trying to go somewhere is better than going nowhere...unless said nowhere is certain doom. (Then we absolutely HAVE to go).

[Darth SS]

Dammit, don't mock the GM's laziness.


And fine...you can just teleport. Take BM and Wolf with you though.

Or somebody gonna' get a hurt real bad.

[IHateMakingNames]

The 40 miles made it obvious... We didn't even get an obstacle like the perverted group did, just 40 miles of jungle.

Also, since I can teleport now, am I to assume the 40 miles of smoke that the airship was producing is now blowing another way?

[Darth SS]

Yes. Yes you can.

And krylo, the hole was in the ground.

And on another note, tell me at least 1 person found the british frog thing funny.