Bells
08-14-2009, 05:43 PM
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7573/titletik.jpg
Please, come with me on a Journey.
Made by http://www.theasylum.cc Transmorphers: The fall of men is a movie that follows such classics by the same company as: "The Day The Earth Stopped", "The 18 Year old virgin", "2012 Doomsday", "War of the Worlds 2: The next Wave", "The Terminators", "Dragonquest", "The land that time forgot", "Countdown: Jerusalem"... and of course: "Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus".
The premise behind Transmorphers is that In the near fututre, we manage to contact a Alien civilization 20 billion light years away... 5 years after that, they came here and destroyed 90% of everything.
So, the Aliens are basically assholes.
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3470/bscap0001zpt.jpg
Pictured above: High Tech Shit.
Now mankind resides and a weird underground base that is bland and poorly lighten struggling to survive the war.
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7034/bscap0042w.jpg
I mean, it's not like i don't think you should take this war seriously... but c'mon. Give it a little morale boost. Put some plants, maybe some paintings... some decent lights. ANYTHING!
So, instead of giving you the rundown of the plot... let me take you in this journey. Let us walk together trough this shitty movie and allow me to share with you the same visions i got during 90 minutes of ... Transmorphers.
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7311/bscap0005ajo.jpg
Pictured above: Incoming Assholes
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3814/bscap0008e.jpg
See? We give the Aliens a Hello and they just come here and make everything turn Sepia and blow up! Also the block the sun... for no apparent reason.
But this is a Giant Robot movie, so you want to see a Giant Robot, right? Ok... i'll give you the Play-by-play of the first robot the movie shows. Here we go.
MOAR Sepia Backgrounds! (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7812/bscap0010ukf.jpg)
Here comes the Transmorpher in flight mode (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1723/bscap0011qer.jpg)
Now he is Transmorphiphin...g (http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4811/bscap0012fsq.jpg)
And BOOYA! (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5039/bscap0013wek.jpg)
Hi there mr robot! (http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7043/bscap0015j.jpg)
Uuh what low Polygon gun you have there... (http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1060/bscap0017k.jpg)
But fear not! Because the Rebels have a secret weapon! a Eletro magnetic device they will use to capture one of the Zetabots (BTW they are called Zetabots). And it's awesome, it's going to...
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6213/bscap0024o.jpg
...oh boy... we're doomed.
So, let's meet the Reckon team that is going to capture the Zetabot!
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9461/bscap0025f.jpg
This is Sgt Blackdude and Sgt Tooldforthatcap.
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/149/bscap0026a.jpg
What Amazing High tech armors! Incidentally, the googles? They do nothing.
OMG! Watch out! It's a Trap! It's Tankbot!...nice effects BTW
(http://img29.imageshack.us/i/bscap0032y.jpg/)
Ok, so they are dead now.
But that's ok. Because they have ANOTHER secret weapon. You see... they take the rebels that rebel against the rebels that rebel against the machine and they FREEZE them.
You must be asking "Why would the Human resistance freeze people who don't follow orders? Wouldn't be better just to kick them out? Kill them? And how they have this technology if the can barely build a radar that's worth a fuck?" (BTW they can't even build a radar that's worth a fuck...)
To that i answer "shut up".
So, they unfreeze this British guy. Who is also their best fighter, who is also a huge natural leader, who is also the only person ever to kill a Zetabot and he is like, a total maverick and a badass and suuuuuuuuch mad dog the Chain of command simple can't hold him down!
Plus, he gets to unfreeze one of his buddies!
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1227/bscap0041v.jpg
From left to right: Commander British Maverick, Vice Commander Irish Sidekick, Lt Cold Bitch (there is a large female cast in this movie and each woman represents a unique type of Bitch)
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1030/bscap0043u.jpg
From left to right: Token Black Bitch, Crazy Bitch, Lap dog bitch.
I'm 100% serious. It's like ver since the Zetabots blocked out the sun, every female character in this movie got sucked into a permanent state of PMS. It's really annoying.
Also, the scene right NEXT to the one above? 6 Bitches start discussing in the Locker room and then... catfight.
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4306/bscap0049ulp.jpg
And the very NEXT scene?
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3241/bscap0044d.jpg
Lesbian kissing.
BTW those are General Major Bitch and Ex-Girlfriend of the British guy, now Wife of General Major Bitch...
...yeah.
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2893/bscap0050z.jpg
Then we get this scene of some Sperm flying, and i really don't knwo what that's about.... so ON TO THE FINAL SHOWDOWN!
The heroes break into the field using the worst tactical movement i've ever seen. Also, the light? Thunderstorm... (http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1963/bscap0052b.jpg)
Here comes the Zetabots! Read for battle! (http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2886/bscap0053u.jpg)
Watch out! They can do a Brain scan that makes your nose bleed and your brain melt, but their radars aren't worth shit! (http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3782/bscap0054j.jpg)
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! (http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2175/bscap0055y.jpg)
And this happens when British guy yells "Change to Stun mode!" (http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1331/bscap0057dgy.jpg)
Here, let me give you a second round of that (http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4462/bscap0058i.jpg)
So i guess the secret to kill the alien invaders was... stun mode (http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3940/bscap0060w.jpg)
Highly trained combat unit indeed... (http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6520/bscap0063j.jpg)
But they won! YEY! And the captured a Zetabot! Now they can get it's fuel cell... for something. I dunno. It's not clear.
There is this tower... and if they destroy the tower... i think they win, i guess.
Also, inside the Zetabot? Alien flesh. DUN DUN DUNMMM!
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2904/bscap0064jop.jpg
And here comes the big Twist! They need someone who is immune to the Brainscans to destroy the tower... and there is only one person who can do it... BRITISH GUY! ...because he is a Android!... who can dream! (they actually say this in the movie.)
So, the final offensive is on.
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2860/bscap0066s.jpg
Crazy bitch gets to pilot this Futuristic jet, that for some reason flies UP even though all it's jets are pushing it FORWARD.
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3262/bscap0067t.jpg
British guy made it! And he gets inside the main core, and he... starts glowing for some reason! The Big Tower (which was also a robot) is overloading!! You go British guy!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/385/bscap0068w.jpg
You can't tell, but that Zetabot is soooooooo dead right now...
The humans won! British guy dies in sacrifice and... the sky clears up for some reason... and all the other billion of Zetabots are dead i guess, or went away... i dunno, the movie doesn't tell.
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/542/bscap0071d.jpg
The sky! Yeeeey!
You can get some more scans i took here
http://img9.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=bscap0005ajo.jpg
And that was Transmorphers. And now you know...
And knowing, is half the battle...
Please, come with me on a Journey.
Made by http://www.theasylum.cc Transmorphers: The fall of men is a movie that follows such classics by the same company as: "The Day The Earth Stopped", "The 18 Year old virgin", "2012 Doomsday", "War of the Worlds 2: The next Wave", "The Terminators", "Dragonquest", "The land that time forgot", "Countdown: Jerusalem"... and of course: "Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus".
The premise behind Transmorphers is that In the near fututre, we manage to contact a Alien civilization 20 billion light years away... 5 years after that, they came here and destroyed 90% of everything.
So, the Aliens are basically assholes.
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3470/bscap0001zpt.jpg
Pictured above: High Tech Shit.
Now mankind resides and a weird underground base that is bland and poorly lighten struggling to survive the war.
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7034/bscap0042w.jpg
I mean, it's not like i don't think you should take this war seriously... but c'mon. Give it a little morale boost. Put some plants, maybe some paintings... some decent lights. ANYTHING!
So, instead of giving you the rundown of the plot... let me take you in this journey. Let us walk together trough this shitty movie and allow me to share with you the same visions i got during 90 minutes of ... Transmorphers.
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7311/bscap0005ajo.jpg
Pictured above: Incoming Assholes
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3814/bscap0008e.jpg
See? We give the Aliens a Hello and they just come here and make everything turn Sepia and blow up! Also the block the sun... for no apparent reason.
But this is a Giant Robot movie, so you want to see a Giant Robot, right? Ok... i'll give you the Play-by-play of the first robot the movie shows. Here we go.
MOAR Sepia Backgrounds! (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7812/bscap0010ukf.jpg)
Here comes the Transmorpher in flight mode (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1723/bscap0011qer.jpg)
Now he is Transmorphiphin...g (http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4811/bscap0012fsq.jpg)
And BOOYA! (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5039/bscap0013wek.jpg)
Hi there mr robot! (http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7043/bscap0015j.jpg)
Uuh what low Polygon gun you have there... (http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1060/bscap0017k.jpg)
But fear not! Because the Rebels have a secret weapon! a Eletro magnetic device they will use to capture one of the Zetabots (BTW they are called Zetabots). And it's awesome, it's going to...
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6213/bscap0024o.jpg
...oh boy... we're doomed.
So, let's meet the Reckon team that is going to capture the Zetabot!
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9461/bscap0025f.jpg
This is Sgt Blackdude and Sgt Tooldforthatcap.
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/149/bscap0026a.jpg
What Amazing High tech armors! Incidentally, the googles? They do nothing.
OMG! Watch out! It's a Trap! It's Tankbot!...nice effects BTW
(http://img29.imageshack.us/i/bscap0032y.jpg/)
Ok, so they are dead now.
But that's ok. Because they have ANOTHER secret weapon. You see... they take the rebels that rebel against the rebels that rebel against the machine and they FREEZE them.
You must be asking "Why would the Human resistance freeze people who don't follow orders? Wouldn't be better just to kick them out? Kill them? And how they have this technology if the can barely build a radar that's worth a fuck?" (BTW they can't even build a radar that's worth a fuck...)
To that i answer "shut up".
So, they unfreeze this British guy. Who is also their best fighter, who is also a huge natural leader, who is also the only person ever to kill a Zetabot and he is like, a total maverick and a badass and suuuuuuuuch mad dog the Chain of command simple can't hold him down!
Plus, he gets to unfreeze one of his buddies!
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1227/bscap0041v.jpg
From left to right: Commander British Maverick, Vice Commander Irish Sidekick, Lt Cold Bitch (there is a large female cast in this movie and each woman represents a unique type of Bitch)
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1030/bscap0043u.jpg
From left to right: Token Black Bitch, Crazy Bitch, Lap dog bitch.
I'm 100% serious. It's like ver since the Zetabots blocked out the sun, every female character in this movie got sucked into a permanent state of PMS. It's really annoying.
Also, the scene right NEXT to the one above? 6 Bitches start discussing in the Locker room and then... catfight.
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4306/bscap0049ulp.jpg
And the very NEXT scene?
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3241/bscap0044d.jpg
Lesbian kissing.
BTW those are General Major Bitch and Ex-Girlfriend of the British guy, now Wife of General Major Bitch...
...yeah.
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2893/bscap0050z.jpg
Then we get this scene of some Sperm flying, and i really don't knwo what that's about.... so ON TO THE FINAL SHOWDOWN!
The heroes break into the field using the worst tactical movement i've ever seen. Also, the light? Thunderstorm... (http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1963/bscap0052b.jpg)
Here comes the Zetabots! Read for battle! (http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2886/bscap0053u.jpg)
Watch out! They can do a Brain scan that makes your nose bleed and your brain melt, but their radars aren't worth shit! (http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3782/bscap0054j.jpg)
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! (http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2175/bscap0055y.jpg)
And this happens when British guy yells "Change to Stun mode!" (http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1331/bscap0057dgy.jpg)
Here, let me give you a second round of that (http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4462/bscap0058i.jpg)
So i guess the secret to kill the alien invaders was... stun mode (http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3940/bscap0060w.jpg)
Highly trained combat unit indeed... (http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6520/bscap0063j.jpg)
But they won! YEY! And the captured a Zetabot! Now they can get it's fuel cell... for something. I dunno. It's not clear.
There is this tower... and if they destroy the tower... i think they win, i guess.
Also, inside the Zetabot? Alien flesh. DUN DUN DUNMMM!
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2904/bscap0064jop.jpg
And here comes the big Twist! They need someone who is immune to the Brainscans to destroy the tower... and there is only one person who can do it... BRITISH GUY! ...because he is a Android!... who can dream! (they actually say this in the movie.)
So, the final offensive is on.
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2860/bscap0066s.jpg
Crazy bitch gets to pilot this Futuristic jet, that for some reason flies UP even though all it's jets are pushing it FORWARD.
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3262/bscap0067t.jpg
British guy made it! And he gets inside the main core, and he... starts glowing for some reason! The Big Tower (which was also a robot) is overloading!! You go British guy!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/385/bscap0068w.jpg
You can't tell, but that Zetabot is soooooooo dead right now...
The humans won! British guy dies in sacrifice and... the sky clears up for some reason... and all the other billion of Zetabots are dead i guess, or went away... i dunno, the movie doesn't tell.
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/542/bscap0071d.jpg
The sky! Yeeeey!
You can get some more scans i took here
http://img9.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=bscap0005ajo.jpg
And that was Transmorphers. And now you know...
And knowing, is half the battle...