Your least favorite comercials!

[Eldezar]

What commercials can you stand the least? I decided to share a few atrocious local advertisements that, if I have to watch them here in Dayton, then so should the rest of you shmucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ4ROK9ecEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i78cu_l7tyU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QNinOpARV4&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZXJnJCrFOM&feature=related

Which is sad, cuz I think they would be really good if they didn't suck so hard.

So, what are some of your least favorite commercials. And for the sake of this thread not being full of crap, what are some of your favorites?

[Corel]

A small population of the forum are now going to cry in a corner somewhere. Yes, you know what the advert is even before you click the link. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUKSxsxeBK4)

[Smarty McBarrelpants]

Can't think of any terrible ones so here is a favourite one:
An important public service in this ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Lx2ihpGbc)
Not a great ad but included because its a minute long ad with it's own theme song for a bloody chocolate bar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3laBRBPfQ4)

[POS Industries]

What commercials can you stand the least? I decided to share a few atrocious local advertisements that, if I have to watch them here in Dayton, then so should the rest of you shmucks.
You know, I already have to deal with Hidy Honda, Wetzel Family Auto, those horrible horrible Time Warner commercials, and even fucking lawyers with tiger fursonas where I'm at, too, but I at least have the common decency not to inflict it upon these poor folks. You are beyond cruel.

But what I really wanna know is...

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/THISCHUBBYSANTA.jpg

...WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT RUNNING YEAR-ROUND?!

[Token]

^ Because Enzyte keeps it going year round? *shot*

The new bloody Wendy's commercial, with the stupid song I can't get out of my head. I ended up downloading the damn thing...

[Kerensky287]

I can't find the commercial in question (probably banned from Youtube due to copyright claims, etc) but... the fucking Aero Bar commercial. You know. "Have YOU felt the bubbles melt?"

"Whas dah?"
"Izza bubbohz!"
"Da bubbohz ah MEOWTING!"
"I WUVVA BUBBOHZ!"
"IIII WUVVA BUBBOHZ!"

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHKpw9tsivg) is an exaggeration but not by much.

[bananarama]

Any commercial by Billy Fucking Mays.

HI BILLY FUCKING MAYS HERE TO SELL YOU SOME SHITTY CLEANING PRODUCT YET AGAIN

[POS Industries]

^ Because Enzyte keeps it going year round? *shot*
But why only the Christmas commercial?

[Preturbed]

The commercial for Axe where the main guy is made of fucking chocolate. Is creepy the new cool? Cause if it is, The King may have to give up his crown.

[Wigmund]

Head-On, apply directly to the forehead
Head-On, apply directly to the forehead
Head-On, for the love of god make it stop! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE)

But why only the Christmas commercial?

Because Santa's North Pole is popular?

[Satan's Onion]

Burger King. Pick pretty much any of their ads from at least the time they introduced "the King", if not before then. Every one I've seen handily defines the phrase "aggressively stupid".

[synkr0nized]

nearly all of Apple's Mac vs. PC ads

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I'm tired, so there're just two types that popped into mind. I tend to over-analyze any commercial I see, so most of them suck...

There are some rare gems, though. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOSy0tWhQSs)

[Marc v1.0]

nearly all of Apple's Mac vs. PC ads


Yeah, the whole "Hi, I'm Better then All of You! And I'm a P-*bumbles over own crippling retardation*" thing is a little old now.

I mean, I don't know about everyone else, but I don't really respond rather well to ads that infer I have a distinct lack of intelligence and am inherently inferior because I don't suck on the teet of steve jobs own a Mac. I already suck on the teet of bill gates own a perfectly good PC.

[NonCon]

I've always found it hilarious how they try to portray the Mac as young and hip and cool, and all the teenagers gotta have one, and as a teenager my response to those ads was always, "Oh yeah? Can it play any games not made by Blizzard?" It was like they were targeting the market least likely to enjoy it.

[POS Industries]

Any commercial by Billy Fucking Mays.

HI BILLY FUCKING MAYS HERE TO SELL YOU SOME SHITTY CLEANING PRODUCT YET AGAIN
You wouldn't have anything to do with this, would you? (http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/28/281143/tv-pitchman-billy-mays-found-dead-tampa-home/)

[Mirai Gen]

You wouldn't have anything to do with this, would you? (http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/28/281143/tv-pitchman-billy-mays-found-dead-tampa-home/)

:O_o:

I honestly did not expect that today.

[POS Industries]

Yeah, this whole "everyone is dead LOLZ" thing is wearing thin.

[krogothwolf]

I agree that the PC vs Mac are the worst. I do find it funny they make the PC guy always dress to look successful since those adds were created in like the 80's. Its always PC guy in business suit, mac guy the hip and cool trend follower. Plus i disagree with their statement. I work in IT and ar our company we have 15 Macs and 140 PC's. Even ancient PC's that are 15 years old. We have had 3 new macs purchased in the last year fail from hardware failure or a system crash and were not recoverable and have had 0 PC have fail due to either. The only problems I ran into with the PC's were virus and those are recoverable. So I find Macs fail more often then PC's in my world.

Why is everyone dieing in the year 2009?

[bananarama]

You wouldn't have anything to do with this, would you? (http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/28/281143/tv-pitchman-billy-mays-found-dead-tampa-home/)
Y'know I heard about this today, I was astounded. I mean what are the odds goddamn. In any case, I'll take full credit for it. That's right I insulted Billy Mays to death... from the other side of the country.

[vesperity]

I hate the new Cheetos commercials.

First there was the wave of the "if you eat cheetos you unleash your evil side" thing.

Then there was the "giant cheetos" commercials, which not only make no sense, but also have the cheetos cheetah say some obscure line which...also makes no sense.

Does anyone know what those new commercials are trying to sell?

[synkr0nized]

Not Cheetos.


GoDaddy commercials
"Hay we are selling domain registration and server space OH MAN WHAT WHACKY BOOB-RELATED ADVENTURES WILL WE HAVE NEXT?!!"

[G.I.R.]

Burger King. Pick pretty much any of their ads from at least the time they introduced "the King", if not before then. Every one I've seen handily defines the phrase "aggressively stupid".

Oh so disturbing... (http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/)

The King is, by far, the absolute creepiest concept (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_5qoy4oaQ) for a mascot EVAR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX-wiNe0Qd4&feature=related). And the commercials just got creepier and creepier. Who thought that would be a good idea? Seriously. When they had Hootie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1tLzUlK4EI) doing that commercial, THAT was funny and sad all at the same time. But The King takes the cake.

[B_real_shadows]

The commercial for Axe where the main guy is made of fucking chocolate. Is creepy the new cool? Cause if it is, The King may have to give up his crown.

As a representative (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOI_iS66zus&feature=PlayList&p=5C65C53CFCC44DCD&index=33&playnext=3&playnext_from=PL) of the king, OH HELL NO I AIN'T (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Wf0NvzQQk)! I'll punch that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl0b12baPjU&feature=PlayList&p=5C65C53CFCC44DCD&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=31) bitchass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm6d2oy8GRk)!

[Preturbed]

As a representative (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOI_iS66zus&feature=PlayList&p=5C65C53CFCC44DCD&index=33&playnext=3&playnext_from=PL) of the king, OH HELL NO I AIN'T (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Wf0NvzQQk)! I'll punch that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl0b12baPjU&feature=PlayList&p=5C65C53CFCC44DCD&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=31) bitchass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm6d2oy8GRk)!


Dude, just... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK7HS9J46Y) dude.