Not Bizarro Caption Extravaganza!

[FenrisWolf]

So, you all know the rules, picture submitted, 24 hours to pick a winner, 24 hours to post a new pic, 24 hours to go to runner up after that, 24 hours to go to whoever feels like yoinkin' it.

It's 48 hours after the winner is declared for runner up to grab it, 72 for it to be up for grabs, for clarification.

Winner of the last Caption Extravaganza was...

Rokrin, so he starts us off with a new pic!

[bluestarultor]

Rockrin is slightly indisposed for the next few days... :sweatdrop

[Rokrin]

Rokrin is ok?

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s100/suzuka22/6xqqanl.jpg

[bluestarultor]

Notcaption: D'OH! (was Ryong :sweatdrop )


Caption: "And then she gave me this delicious cake! I should do mazes more often!"
"Hey, you remember any children's songs about mice? :stressed:"
"No. Why?"

[Male Human Fighter]

Caption: In a few seconds it won't matter that the cake is GODDAMMIT ENOUGH ALREADY.

Edit: I had no idea it did that but it only makes it better. My pride is emasculated.

[Doc ock rokc]

Why you dont steal food from a co worker with a knife

[guyy]

"Hahaha...payback time!"
"I hear you, tiny suited man! You forget, friendly fire is off!"
"...Crap."

[Thadius]

The cake is NOT a falsehood, it is merely wanted so much that it changes hands so often, as Figure A is about to demonstrate.

[Seil]

OMG CAKE!

[CrazyBen]

The RED team was so busy fighting over the mysterious cake they failed to notice the BLU team preparing their laser cannon until it was already in orbit.
Look at the blue glow near the top

[Masked Jedi]

But I'm still having fun, there's more killing to be done, on the people who are still alive...

[NonCon]

Ready for your birthday present? Close your eyes...

[Flarecobra]

Thank YOU Mr. Ninja Lawyer!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Little do either of them know, but Demoman stuck a little something "extra" into that cake this morning...

[Bob the Mercenary]

Death by chocolate.

[Zilla]

"Spy sappin' mah birthday!"

[Rokrin]

Winner: Male Human Fighter
Zilla is close second.
Honorable mention to anyone who spotted that they're on the same team.
Double mentions to Masked Jedi for game merging.

[Male Human Fighter]

Wait... really?

um:
http://www.sillydogs.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/silly-dog-with-toupee-funny.jpg

[Doc ock rokc]

We have got to get you out of the house more often

[CrazyBen]

Meet- Dog Rather, Anchorpup.

[Thadius]

I know owners and their dogs are supposed to start looking like each other after a while, but I think you're taking it a bit far here.

[Masked Jedi]

I'd tap that.

[guyy]

McCain's backup running mate: Pupin, the ultraconservative talking dog.

[Seil]

Your internet dating photo lied.

[Ex. 68471]

Um... Yeah, your plastic surgery does look good...

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Shortly after this photo was published, the beautician responsible was mobbed by angry PETA members

[Rejected Again]

The lost member of The Beatles was finally found, and as it turns out, he was NOT the walrus.

[Viral]

Hi, I'm here to help.

[Flarecobra]

Donald Trump's Dog.

[Dauntasa]

What Toupee?

[Flarecobra]

Been too long. New pic!
Anything saying how Fail the Army is works for me.
http://i26.tinypic.com/29pz1w1.jpg

Bonus: Look for hidden messages.

[Doc ock rokc]

...Oh here it is...Where we left it...

[Hawk]

1st rule of Adaptive Camo; Remember where you parked.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Serves them right for using Ninja Brand camo paint

[Nikose Tyris]

"We should have never let the Marines paint damn thing..."

[Rejected Again]

What? Of course we have proof that the invisible paint worked, its right......Shit.

[guyy]

"And for my next trick, I will turn these confused soldiers into koalas!"

[Arrekusu]

In retrospect...

[Flarecobra]

NikNik won for Truth.

Hawk second.

Shyria as well.

[Nikose Tyris]

Whoo Random attempt is autowin.
<3 Yay for Victory! Boo for Marines!

http://parkercomics.com/bully.jpg

[Bob the Mercenary]

The story went on to describe his horrific experience with a meat tenderizer.

[Arrekusu]

Newspaper not so tactful after being mean.

[CrazyBen]

Sounds like someone was in the Math Club.

[bluestarultor]

Hooker infected with Pussification Virus being awarded medal, sued by parents for efforts.

[Zilla]

Nerd found with connections to online pedophile ring...

[Rejected Again]

End bullies:
Vote Michel Jackson for School Board president.

[Thadius]

Childhood trauma: Now it's fun for everyone!

[NMR]

Micheal Jackson, ending bullying everywhere, one molestation at a time.

[Flarecobra]

And yet he still found religion.

[guyy]

"Wait, THAT's what molestation means?

...I'm getting fired for this, aren't I?"

[Doc ock rokc]

...So he molested another kid?!...

[Male Human Fighter]

... and that's my proposal for ending the Korean nuclear threat. Thoughts?

(apologies to any Koreans I'm molesting via insinuation)

[Nikose Tyris]

Bob the Mercenary First.

Guyy a tight second.

Very Tight.

[Bob the Mercenary]

Very Tight.

Double entendre?


http://www.themorningnews.org/images/planes_on_fire/04.jpg

[Thadius]

JET PASSENGER PLANE: Only has 25k miles on it, was used by a little old lady to get her groceries every Saturday. Some assembly required. You haul it away, it's yours.

[Bob the Mercenary]

Hooray for broken jpegs!

New picture. (Sorry Thadius)

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/sign%20funny.jpg

[Masked Jedi]

The Strait campaign thought they had this election locked up, but little did they know that the Gay campaign had been sneaking up from behind...

[Thadius]

Noncaption: Curse you Bob! CURSE YOU!

Caption: And in related news, Hell has frozen over. I hear one epic snowball fight is going on as of right this minute.

[Rejected Again]

The Bipartistan campaign was working better than anticipated.

[Preturbed]

No matter which one you pick, somebody is getting fucked in the ass.

[Nikose Tyris]

If I hear him say "Straight party ticket" one more time...

[Tsarothii]

Somewhere, caught in the middle, was a very confused bicameral system.

[Bob the Mercenary]

Lots of good ones, but I have to give this to Preturbed for being so subtle.

[Preturbed]

Subtle, yes... exactly what I was going for.
http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr186/MEWJIJimgshare/1dh74oi-1.jpg

[Thadius]

Five minutes later, they were given an emergency infusion of kittens.

[Nikose Tyris]

We are greatful the Gothopotamus is kept leashed.

[Rejected Again]

Warning: This picture may cause Nausea, Vomiting, Diarrhea, and failure to get an erection.

[Doc ock rokc]

...Which ones the girl again?

[Tsarothii]

Please remember to spay and neuter your pets

[bluestarultor]

"I am never making a bet with you again..."

[Ex. 68471]

Guy(?): I'm hungry.
Girl(?): THAT'S MY LINE!!!

[Preturbed]

Tsarothil 1st cause Bob Barker would say the same thing. Blues 2nd because I like him more than you.

[Tsarothii]

Bob Barker FTW. Anyways;

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/Chompy789/warning-sign.jpg

[bluestarultor]

Signs: Believe them, Follow them, Love them.

[Thadius]

WARNING: Smiting ahead.

[guyy]

Well, I told you to stay out of Literalville!

[Preturbed]

Signs: Not as race-specific as you might think.

[Doc ock rokc]

...IRONYYYY!

[Male Human Fighter]

5 seconds earlier: Man: God damn that's an ugly car.
2 seconds earlier: God: Was it worth it?

[Rejected Again]

Arrow crossing? Yeah, right.....

[Flarecobra]

Bulls-eye!

[Tsarothii]

Rejected wins, with Doc Ock in second.

[Rejected Again]

Mild Adult theam, so I put in a spoiler.
http://i34.tinypic.com/1487lw.jpg

Ready. Set. Caption!

[Megaman FTW]

Were those dildos?

[Bob the Mercenary]

"Why are all these peepees in boxes?"

"That's what Santa does to you if you're bad."

[Tsarothii]

Later in life, Dwayne would never understand his irrational fear of rocket ships.

[Male Human Fighter]

"And that's about all I can remember of your father."

[Thadius]

This picture contains two very unique things: Proof that the American Nerd (Avoidius Solari) is capable of stepping into an adult novelty store without bursting into flame from embarrassment, and the exact moment the young child's mind snapped.

[Preturbed]

Ooh I'm gon' get this one! What you think Shantel?

[Flarecobra]

Gary Coleman spotted in porn shop, buying a saddle.

[NMR]

"Mommy, what do these do?"

"Well, when a man and a woman love each other, but the man isn't too ample..."

[Ex. 68471]

Mommy, why is that creepy white guy over there smiling?

[Rejected Again]

Winner- Bob
Runner up- NMR

Lots of good ones that round

[Bob the Mercenary]

Wow, that last one was basically a toss up.

Now, AMUSE ME!

http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-football-pictures-4.jpg

[FenrisWolf]

The newest sport: extreme teabagging.

[Thadius]

Rubber Man meets Rubber ball. They immediately hit it off.

[bluestarultor]

"Great! Now you went and broke the ball! We'll need a new one!"
"Uh, coach? I think the ball broke his face!"
"Ah, walk it off, you nancy!"

[Cloud Strife]

"Hi, my name's Jim, I was in the neighborhood and OH GOD MY FACE WHY DID YOU HIT MY FACE LIKE THAT ARGH!"

[Flarecobra]

Murderious ball strikes again. More at 11.

[Preturbed]

This is what it's like when worlds collide!

[Major Blood]

...no, i won't make a joke about balls touching the face.

[Rejected Again]

Soccer Ball- $10
Facial Reconstruction-$3000
The laughs this picture gives-Priceless.

There are some things money cant buy, for everything else, there's the Internet.

[Ex. 68471]

"Yeah, but your face?? Doesn't that hurt?"
"That's not what I meant to do!"

[Doc ock rokc]

This is why they volunteered Bob to be the practice goaly

[Male Human Fighter]

...and when we kissed it was like.... Woah.

[Tsarothii]

Pffh, soccer 'injuries'

[Bob the Mercenary]

Winner is Preturbed again. Runners up are...basically everyone...again.

[Preturbed]

I'm a winner. Just ask Bob.

http://www.free-jokes-online.com/thumb/funny-animal-bear.jpg

[Thadius]

"They've been stealing my ice for Margaritaville. When I find them, they will pay."

[Flarecobra]

Rejected face-humper spinoffs.

[greed]

SAVE ME AL GORE!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Proving once and for all there IS at least one thing worse than getting your toungue stuck to an icy pole...

[Male Human Fighter]

Global Warming: stranding polar bears since the industrial revolution.

[Hawk]

"Well... shit."

[guyy]

LAST-SECOND SAVE!!!

[Ex. 68471]

And thus the Ice Bears were created.

[Rejected Again]

Where the hell is my Coke?

[FenrisWolf]

"And those are a few of my favorite things..."

[Doc ock rokc]

Caption jack sparrow of the polar bears

[Preturbed]

Rejected wins. Hawk 2nd

[Rejected Again]

Have fun

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/9780/1.jpg

[guyy]

Home of the last remaining wild LOLcats.

[Preturbed]

They wouldn't build it for any other guy

[Thadius]

"We can't stop here. This is Rickroll country."

[Hawk]

Recreated through pseudo-science and DNA collected from fossilised mosquitos!

[Doc ock rokc]

First the internet...Then our parades!... Now our National parks!...IS NO PLACE SAFE!

[bluestarultor]

Because Lord knows he's gonna need a safe place after that stunt at the Macy's parade.

[G.I.R.]

Located right next door to the Steve Irwin Memorial Stingray Preserve in beautiful downtown Burbank!

[Bob the Mercenary]

I was told I would see nude women.

[Rejected Again]

Preturbed wins.
Bob 2nd for use of nudeity

[Preturbed]

Tag! I'm it!
http://iuplanet.com/forum/attachments/what/1161d1207540929-running-powered-bike-worst-idea-ever-running-bike.jpg

[bluestarultor]

It's the Walker Xtreme! Why be old and gimpy when you can have THIS wicked ride!? Bob Vila approves! Order yours today!

[Doc ock rokc]

Armstrong won the tour de Florida for 7 consecutive years

[Thadius]

The ultimate Tricycle: For when you have to go around the neighborhood in style.

[Sir Pinkleton]

Lance Armstrong never got rid of his child-hood anxiety of bicycle riding, and it still affects his life even in old age.

[Preturbed]

Blues first, everyone else second.

[bluestarultor]

Woot! Advertising for the win!


http://i43.tinypic.com/x4f5go.gif

[guyy]

NOOOOOO! Not Stephen Colbert! This human-eating has to stop...

[Doc ock rokc]

That eagle stole my fish...

[Shyria Dracnoir]

......but I like the honey.....

[Vault Of Thrones]

...he didn't

[Thadius]

You make Smokey cry.

[Rejected Again]

Suprise! Buttsecks!

[Flarecobra]

Ow.....right in the mommy-daddy lever....*Falls*

[G.I.R.]

What has been seen... cannot be unseen!!!

[Preturbed]

2 girls 1 cup wildlife reaction shot #382

[Ex. 68471]

The new anti-litter ad compaign doesn't have an indian this go-round.

[Tsarothii]

You were my friend....you were my brother!

[bluestarultor]

Wow, this was a really good round!

Flare wins by a micron, because it fits so well and nutshots are inherently funny.
Rejected gets close second, because that's exactly what I was looking for.
Tsaro gets third, because I'm making up a position because it was so close between those three.

Honorable mention to everyone else, 'cause you guys all rock. XD

[Flarecobra]

Woo!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t259/Tankmasterxyz/BANHAMMER.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

+9 of Trollslaying

[Thadius]

NPF'ers bible, The Scripture according to Skyshot, Verses 9-21:

'And Lo, did the Mighty Kurosen craft the boards from nothingness, and He looked from one end of the vast Forum to the other, and He decreed it to be Good. But then He saw a time soon in coming where He would not be able to stand against the might of the Trolls, the Spammers, and the Godmodders, and He weeped. Then He looked upon His subjects, and He decreed, "I shall take some of you and invest in you My power, that you might protect these Forums in My stead." And the people rejoiced, and thus, the Mods were given form. And then the Mighty Kurosen gave unto the Mods His mighty Banhammer, and they gained the ability to ban those that broke the rules by smiting them with but a blow to the head. And it was good.'

[Vault Of Thrones]

Thor aint got nothin' on this.

[bluestarultor]

Depending on the wielder, may be made of everything from soft rubber to magic star metal capable of setting things aflame.

[Rejected Again]

This one is Feinds. Fenris has a duck on a stick.

[Doc ock rokc]

(Going for heman joke)
Fifth:I HAVE THE POWER

[Flarecobra]

Thad won. That had to take some thinking.

[Thadius]

I'm sure you've all seen this one before...

http://i41.tinypic.com/2cejcw1.jpg

But frankly, I always thought it could do with a funny caption! So let's hear 'em!

[guyy]

Luckily, he was just one of Santa's anti-terrorist decoys.

[Preturbed]

...and that's why Christmas isn't coming this year, Billy, or ever again.

[Doc ock rokc]

NAILED HIM! HA! HA!....NOTHING CAN STOP THE MAIL SUCKER!

[Hawk]

"Damn, that was some bug!"

[bluestarultor]

The co-pilot totally jacked his sleigh.

[Thadius]

Preturbed wins, guyy gets second.

Anybody who logs in to check up on this contest today fails. Get off the computer and spend time with those you love/care about!

[Preturbed]

OK, so I fail.

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/995/55046589.JPG

[Nikose Tyris]

What? Mudkip is evolving!

[Flarecobra]

Hey! Someone get here and change my water!

[greed]

Moving on up!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Aw man, how am I supposed to get my frisbee back now?

[Doc ock rokc]

DUDE KNOCK FIRST

[Preturbed]

Nikose wins, but everybody fails for not making a spore joke.

[Nikose Tyris]

http://parkercomics.com/McCain.jpg

Have at ye.

[Masked Jedi]

His back is turned and the camera's probably off me. It's time for surprise buttsecks.

[Preturbed]

McCain's true form as a lizardman is revealed, as predicted by David Icke.

[Thadius]

Braaaaaaaaaaains...

[Flarecobra]

Why you just shouldn't touch the tuna salad in the cafeteria.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Oh dear, this is going to be one of THOSE flashbacks, isnt it?

[Vault Of Thrones]

I'd tap that

[NonCon]

Darth Obama is one of the few who can force choke someone without even looking at them.

[Doc ock rokc]

Little did McCain know that the thing Obama is looking into is a Television
Obama's Notes:Proving McCain's Age via Hypnosis turned out better then expected

[Bob the Mercenary]

GIANT INVISIBLE ICE CREAM CONE!

[Nikose Tyris]

Preturbed Wins.

Bob Second.

Forgot I was running this shindig.

[Preturbed]

Pass to Bob. I'm overwinning.

[Flarecobra]

Guess I'll post something then. :D

[Thadius]

THIS! IS! MUSHROOM KINGDOM!

[bluestarultor]

Proof that the makers were high as a kite.

[Masked Jedi]

The world will know that we stood and died as men!

(whisperwhisperwhisper)

Err... Raccoons!

[Bob the Mercenary]

GOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Edit] Sorry, was just about to post a pic when I saw Flare already did. My bad. Dx

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Woaaah, dude, I'm tripin out about plumbers and stuff!

[POS Industries]

Chapter 949783467 of "Frank Miller Ruins My Childhood Over and Over Again: A Love Story."

[FenrisWolf]

"You're out, Leonidas! I didn't say 'Simon says!'"

[NonCon]

Shoryuken!

[Doc ock rokc]

Remember kids Never ever eat mushrooms or this could happen to you.

[guyy]

Madness?...Well of course this is madness! We're surrounded by hovering bricks and anthropomorphized mushrooms! What the hell did they put in our coffee?

[Preturbed]

Somewhere, far away, Mario is crushing hordes of Persians by jumping on their heads.

[Rejected Again]

Behold, Leonidas' one true weakness. Furrys.

[Flarecobra]

Guyy wins, Doc Ock second with good advice. I would say Preturbed won, but he said he was winning too much.

[guyy]

And now, we bring you another poorly timed backstab...

6779

[Doc ock rokc]

SAFE!

[Thadius]

Many people will fail to see the real problem here, namely, that there are two red spies.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Damnit, I thought we gave Non-Newtonian Snake his pinkslip ages ago!

[Vault Of Thrones]

What train?

[Flarecobra]

Why you should be careful at Red Base Keggers.

[Mauve Mage]

"TRAIN IS SPY!!"

[guyy]

Shyria wins for sheer bizarreness; Flare gets runner-up because BEER MAKE HEAVY CLUMSY! AAAAAAAAAGH...ahem.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Nobody but me remembers Non-Newtonian Snake? Oh wells


http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/funnypic563.jpg

[Nikose Tyris]

"Gone baby gone, the love is gone..."

[Doc ock rokc]

It will never leave you...it has no legs

[Flarecobra]

"Your Apeture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never stab you."

"What about shoot you, GlaDOS?"

"....It will not stab you."

[Thadius]

Miss your loved ones? Now with the ultra-high-def scope, you don't have to!

[Khael!]

Engineer's new turret patch seems a bit dubious to me.

[Bob the Mercenary]

Indiana Jones 5: Kingdom of the Companion Cube

[guyy]

First field test of the Companioncubeification Rifle

[Rejected Again]

Look everyone! Snake got a new box.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Rejected, then Flare, then Thadius

[Rejected Again]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/15331/1.jpg

Lets see what this yeilds

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Just across the street: "The Beige Bannana: We Suck More"

[Ex. 68471]

"So how deep are we?"
"We're almost around the bend."

[Flarecobra]

And they said that they'd never get the joke.

[Bob the Mercenary]

In the event of a fire, please proceed out your front door, then in, then out, then in...

[Rejected Again]

Ex 684 wins, Shy 2nd and everyone else except me gets 3rd

[Ex. 68471]

Sweet.

[Flarecobra]

Psst...wanna buy a knife?

[Thadius]

It took me forever to figure out how to put on the 'coat of a thousand knives' without lopping off a limb.

[Preturbed]

Whaddaya buyyin?

[Doc ock rokc]

If you didn't have your TRUSTY KNIVES, you think you'd slit your wrists.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

If he asks you for a hug, DONT DO IT

[Rejected Again]

Dude look. NOOO PAAAANTS!

[Seil]

Such a pity that Danny Trejo chose to fight Indiana Jones.

[Truce]

Sometimes, one knife just doesn't cut it.

[Telephalsion]

After saying "That's not a knoife! This is a knoife!", Crocodile Dundee realized his mistake.

[Tsarothii]

Ten thousand knives, and all you need is a spoon...

[Phantom7]

All those knives and yet no shaving razor.

[Ex. 68471]

Seil, then Rejected.

[Flarecobra]

Too long!

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s29/PichuRocket12/AllenPichu.png

Figured this thread needed some Metal Slug lav.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

CHALLENGER APPROACHES: A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED!

[Doc ock rokc]

"Now this is getting Fucking ridiculous"

[Seil]

I need to start paying attention. That being said:

Pikachu: Kuwabara, Kuwabara

[Preturbed]

Something's not right here. Wait a second... let me take a peek at you.

[Masked Jedi]

Wow steroids are getting too commonplace.

Edit:
Wait, I came up with a better one:

Ash would later be arrested on suspicion of supplying Pikachu with steroids, causing a wave of controversy in the World Mascot Fighter's League.

[Thadius]

You have been attacked by a muscular pikachu wielding a fucking huge gun. Is this awesome? Y/N

[Hawk]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

[Wizardcat]

PICHU used NASTY PLOT!

[guyy]

Wild Pikartzenegger Appeared!

[Flarecobra]

Hawk. Then Doc Ock.

[Hawk]

Holy crap I won with that?! When does anybody win with that joke??

I don't even have a decent pic ready, best I can do is this;

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii87/Hawk_of_Battle/NukesGulf_B-61.jpg

[FenrisWolf]

It's not like it's rocket surgery!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

"Insert Tab A into Slot B"

[Phantom7]

Ford's dark secret side operation.

[Telephalsion]

Once finished, they realized chopping the rocket up in order to attach it to the trolleys might not have been a bright move.