Yo Freakin' Ho: A Poorly Illustrated Space Pirates Adventure

[Runswithnopants]

Rules are as follows:

1. Suggest actions for the characters to act out.
2. I will cherry-pick them according to what flows best/is funniest/whatever random criteria.
3. I will illustrate them.
4. You will view them, and cringe at the consequences of your inevitably ill-advised actions.
5. Repeat!

There is a final goal which you are (supposed) to strive for, and, if/when achieved, the game is won. Good luck!

If you're new, here's a nifty archive (http://sites.google.com/site/yofreakinho/). If you're not new, well... there's still this nifty archive (http://sites.google.com/site/yofreakinho/).

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[Masked Jedi]

TG: Put on helmet and approach other guard.

DG: Take out gun and hide behind robot

[Male Human Fighter]

TG: Fashion shiv out of guard helmet. Hand shiv to DG.
DG: Utilizing the natural affinity of British men for cross-dressing and transvestite shenanigans, disguise yourself as the little old lady from Pasadena as featured in the Beach Boys' similarly titled song and run him over with convertible. Hand shiv to R.
R: Shiv door until it opens.

[Runswithnopants]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4507/part15fg6.jpg

[Male Human Fighter]

TG: Motion compatriots forward. Noticing a distinct lack of opening apparatus on the door, knock politely.
R: Approach the unconscious guard in preparation for his attack: Anti Meat Bag Internal Assault Notated Consistently Everywhere. Also known as: The Part Where The Super Strong Robot Beats People With Particularly Heavy Parts Of The Scenery. A.M.B.I.A.N.C.E. for short.
DG: Dress as female for personal amusement.

[Dauntasa]

TG: Knock out and Strip Guard down to underpants.
DG: Dress in Guard's clothes.(put own clothes into hat, put hat on top of helmet.)
R: Throw Guard at the turret.

[The SSB Intern]

All: Use unconscious body to reenact your favorite "dead bodies" bit from Whose Line.

[Zilla]

Guard: Talk in sleep.

[Runswithnopants]

This update is proving pretty complex, so it might be a while. I am but mortal, and these suggestions are so golden that I can't bear to leave them out for the sake of speed.

[Runswithnopants]

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All: Attempt to win over the guards affection by breaking into a long-winded Broadway musical number.
Guard: Talk in sleep.
TG: Persecute the guard for worshiping an inferior god.
TG: Snap the sleeping guard's neck.
TG: Snap the guards neck.
DG: Dress in Guard's clothes.(put own clothes into hat, put hat on top of helmet.)
R: Throw Guard at the turret.

[Cati]

TG, DG: Disable turret?
R: Stand around and be awesome.

[FenrisWolf]

TG, DG: Remove bricks from wall directly adjacent to door.
R: Break turret with previously unmentioned baseball bat.
Turret: Explode and be filled with candy!

[Cati]

Yay, thank you, FW! I suck at suggestions, but I really want to see this continued.

[Runswithnopants]

R: Break turret with previously unmentioned baseball bat.

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6238/part171dd4.jpg
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2937/part172hk4.jpg

And that's it for the rest of the year, folks. Come January, I'll resume updating, with a nifty new way to draw these things which doesn't waste so much paper and time.

[FenrisWolf]

I WANTED CANDY.

[Zilla]

All: Enter building by breaking 4th wall.

[Runswithnopants]

BEHOLD! Yo Freakin' Ho returns, and more awesome than evar before! My apologies for the poor(er than usual) quality at the beginning. I was still working out the kinks of using my new tablet, and had to find out a better way to color. (Thanks to Savage Thinking, synkr0nized, Khael!, and Mondt for the advice in Computer Help!)

"TG: Pray to pubes the racoon for a resurrected robot, if not possible" SORT OF

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7713/part18bl4.jpg

Welcome back, guys, and keep the suggestions comin'.

[Zilla]

Base guards: Storm out of the door en route to the company picnic.

[The SSB Intern]

DG: Load key into TG's pistol.
TG: Fire key into the... garage door?

[Runswithnopants]

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R: If possible, hide in hat of DG. He looks rather suspicious.
Base guards: Storm out of the door en route to the company picnic.
All: Walk in.
TG: Fire pistol.

I fudged a suggestion a bit; it made for a better story :P.

And, yes, the pistol was capable of that from the very beginning.

[Cati]

*applauds*

DG: Open box.
TG: Turn off light. Take light bulb.

[Stress Ball]

DG: Take whatever is in the box out using excessive force.
TG: Get in the empty box, and close the flaps. Not necessarily in that order.

[Cati]

R: Attach light bulb to head.

[Zilla]

DG: go on an asbestos-triggered hallucinogenic mindfuck trip.

[Rejected Again]

DG: Put the contents of the box inside hat.
R: Get inside box Solid Snake style

[Cati]

TG+DG+R: Pause and check the equipment and stats of the party.


^ This again, mostly because I'm curious.

[Runswithnopants]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5429/part20ux9.jpg

All: take box.
DG: Grab box
TG: Turn off light. Take light bulb.
2x All: GTFO.
DG: go on an asbestos-triggered hallucinogenic mindfuck trip.

TG+DG+R: Pause and check the equipment and stats of the party.

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5953/part20pausear9.jpg

Consider it carefully. You're in for a tough fight.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8858/part20bonusqw5.jpg

Non-canon bonus!

TG: Get in the empty box, and close the flaps. Not necessarily in that order.

[FenrisWolf]

Hey Runs, please cut down the double posting.

[Rejected Again]

DG: Point hat at boss and order R to fire the gun.
TG: Wad up the note and throw it at the monster.

[Kerensky287]

DG: Fisticuff Buff on TG
TG: Pubic Zealotry - RACCOON MANGLE X
R: Throw one of DG's infinite hats at the monster.

[Doc ock rokc]

DG: throw some hard to understand British humor
Tg: fold paper note into Paper Shuriken then use Combat Thingy: leaf Cut
R:Pull a "Facehugger"
Or whole party use Solid snake sneaky box skills

[Zilla]

Giant Guard Monstrosity: Stop and ask for directions to the picnic.

[Runswithnopants]

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DG: Fisticuff Buff.
DG: Point hat at boss and order R to fire the gun. (Editorial Note: Except for everything after "boss")
R: Helter Skelter Pelter.
R:Pull a "Facehugger"
R: Pop out of hat with laz0rz to the face for a deadly combo!
TG: Pubic Zealotry - RACCOON MANGLE X

Edit: Credit to Zilla for inspiring Bosstrosity's name.

[Kerensky287]

TG: Raccoonzokuken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYxtnmY6Arw).
DG: Use CQC skills.
R: Implant robot eggs into Bosstrocity's face.

[wight24]

Golden shinny thing in bob the guard's helmet: THere is a pice of gold in this guards helmet kill him and steal it plese

[Rejected Again]

Wight, dude, No one has posted in this game since Feb. Just let it die man.