Runs around in underwear: Freakazoid!

[CelesJessa]

I was going to post a hilarious picture of Freakazoid disguised as a Shetland Pony, but I'm using a computer that is not mine and I cannot find any good paint program to make a screenshot. Nutbunnies!


I remember catching the opening of Freakazoid once when I was a child, but just this last week I was able to watch both seasons of it, and I'm sad that I didn't watch it as a child. So much hilarity.

Anyway, how many of you watched Freakazoid? Favorite Quote/Moment? Discuss the awesome that is Freakazoid!

[NonCon]

"AHAHAHAHA! Laugh with me! AHAHAHA!"
"What a wienie."
"I am not the wienie, you are the wienie!"

"A bowl! I found a bowl! Good for me!"

"Cosgrove, how come you never got married?"
"I like meat too much."
"You could be married and eat a lot of meat."
"I didn't know that..."

"Where did he go? That Invisibo!"

[Bells]

Freakazoid: [on the phone] Guess where I am. I'm at your prison. Me and my friends are gonna rescue the Douglas family and a mime and escape YOU BIG FATHEAD! FATTY FATTY CHUNKY CHUNKY LARDFACE!
Russian Security Minister: Your death will be very painful.
[hangs up]
Russian Security Minister: Notify the prison authorities. I want to deal with Freakazoid personally!
Steph: Freakazoid, you just insulted the security minister and gave him our exact location!
Roddy MacStew: What was the point, lad? What's your plan?
Freakazoid: [thinks a moment] OK, I know you're gonna be mad but I forgot the rest of my plan.


and ofcourse...


Jeepers: You want to see something strange and mystical?
Freakazoid: NOOOOOOO!!!!! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH!!! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS, WILL YA?!? SHEEEESH!!! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, JEEPERS!!! UUUUUUUUGH! GO HAVE A COFFEE, WITH CREAM OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!!!!!

[Lumenskir]

I'm pretty sure Lord Hunter won the show after asking his mother-in-law why she wasn't dead like other people her age.

Or just the entirety of Oops Insurance.

[synkr0nized]

Laugh with me. LAUGH WITH ME!

[NonCon]

Scream with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

EDIT: I am the doorkeeper with horrible skin. Answer my riddle, and then you come in.

[Zilla]

"Hey Freakazoid, wanna go:

see The Hall of Spackle?
for a mint?
to The Honey Harvest Festival in Acton?
to the mud baths?
see a bear ride a motorcycle?
see Babehart? It's about a cute little pig that slaughters the English.
for a sno-cone?"

"I think there's a THUMBTACK under my fanny!"

"Hey. Cut it out."
*look confused, turn to leave*
"It's your fault..."

"I want a can of hash and some coffee."

"KICK ME WITH A LEAD BOOT!"

"Danger was being assembled by two men named Bob. Yes, two men, both named Bob, both with the same secret desire."
"I want to date Agent Scully from the X-files."
"I too want to date Agent Scully, but I'd date other women too, you know, just to make her jealous."
"LIAR!"

"MMMNEEEEAAA, I am Moron! I bring an important message, for all of mankind!"

"Want to go play a game or pretend we're kitties?"
"Uh-uh, I'm in with The Wrong Crowd."

[POS Industries]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/071dfc7ec6d1ad44e8ac1b26d1b57460.gif

[CelesJessa]

I quite liked the announcer parts too.

"We are having technical difficulties, please stand by"
"Alright, are we good now? Okay push the red button... NO NOT THAT BUTTON AAAAUUUUUUUURRRHG"
"And now, onto Freakazoid."


I need to go back and rewatch some of the episodes. I am pleased that I finally know where Candlejack came from.

[Savage Thinking]

When I was a kid Freakazoid would come on late at night. I remember during one show, Freakazoid said,"Wake up your folks and tell'em you're hungry- GO!" and being a kid, I did. Boy did I get the talking to.

[Masked Jedi]

Watched it a lot as a kid, and just got the DVD. Best (and most terrifying) show ever.

[synkr0nized]

I quite liked the announcer parts too.

"We are having technical difficulties, please stand by"
"Alright, are we good now? Okay push the red button... NO NOT THAT BUTTON AAAAUUUUUUUURRRHG"
"And now, onto Freakazoid."


I need to go back and rewatch some of the episodes. I am pleased that I finally know where Candlejack came from.

OH great, now look what you hav

[Toastburner B]

I need to go back and rewatch some of the episodes. I am pleased that I finally know where Candlejack came from.

Ooooh...now you've done it.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY HIS NAME!

EDIT: Ninja'd

That said, I always enjoyed the entire Johnny Quest spoof (Was it called Toby Danger or something like that?). Me and my friends saw it once, years ago, and we didn't know where it was from until recently...but "Let me a throw a barrel at it!" was an inside joke for years to come after that.

[NonCon]

"Darn the luck! Darn! DARN!"

"NOOOO! NOT THE BOATS!"

[CelesJessa]

When I was a kid Freakazoid would come on late at night. I remember during one show, Freakazoid said,"Wake up your folks and tell'em you're hungry- GO!" and being a kid, I did. Boy did I get the talking to.

Oh man, if I had been a kid when that happened, I would have loved to go do that. You, and anyone else who did it, are my hero.


I like how the villains (and Freakazoid, to an extent) are all kind of like buddies.

And I was kind of strangely shocked when I saw guns in an episode. That would never fly today! It was awesome.

[NonCon]

I'm pretty sure Lord Bravery won the show after asking his mother-in-law why she wasn't dead like other people her age.

Or just the entirety of Oops Insurance.

Fixed that for you.

[Lumenskir]

Fixed that for you.
I should probably double check the names of characters I profess to be the 'best', shouldn't I? If anything, it's gotta be better for me than all this freebasing.

NOT IMPORTANT...BUT INTERESTING?

[Possum Knight]

*Cosgrovce and Freakazoid stuck in the virtual world*
"I'm such a failure!"

"Kid, you;re not a failure. It's just that all your ideas are silly and dumb."


"Oh a life sized chocolate moose! Cosgrove would sell his badge for this!"

[Kerensky287]

"Hello, my name is Jack Valenti... and these are my cheeks."

Though I do take issue with the fact that Freakazoid claimed that stopping Pearl Harbour averted World War 2. Seriously, what? Because if the US never entered the war, all I can imagine being different is something along these lines. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvJVjAIVwxU)

[RickZarber]

And I was kind of strangely shocked when I saw guns in an episode. That would never fly today! It was awesome.How 'bout the episode where he failed to stop Washington DC from being blown up? Can't see that going over well nowadays.

...Except with Sargent Scruffy, who's just a dumb dog anyways!

[Lost in Time]

I want a giant picture of Emmitt Nervend so I can go and slap it as my roommates background when he isn't looking, that would be awesome.

Also, I have to say that the Hula Girls?! bit is one of my favorites.

[Zilla]

"I knew it! It's some guy in a helmet!"

"AIEEE!!!"

Cosgrove: Get her something a girl would want, like banjo lessons or a new turban.
Freakazoid: What about perfume?
Cosgrove: I never use the stuff. It's for girls.