Stairway to heaven Chap 1 Discussion & Omake

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Alright you all know the drill post here. Also I forgot a magic Item. but that shall be dispensed of later...

EDIT FINAL MAGIC ITEM LIST... For now


Gato Deck of many things!
FZ one of my favorite magic items of all time do to the fact that I made it...Lightining in a bottle. Shoots a lighting bolt out once but it takes a day to charge.
Lazy Shuriken of Insanity. Toss it at somebody and if it hits them they go insane. I think that evens things up.
Ecurt. Since your a Mime you get somethign that will never make sense until later. A sword that when its sheathed it returns to your hand. It also changes the hair color of who ever holds it beside you. into a very embarassing color.
Celes you get An instant privacy rose bush wall
Ranger Adian You get a very nifty obscure magical item. The Randomizer. It randomizes what you shoot it at I.E it can theoretically turn a powerful enemy into a sheep.

[Krylo]

Gato Deck of many things!Careful Gato... that thing can fuck your shit up. Course it can also make you rich... and fuck everyone elses shit up... and basically do all sorts of crazy shit. But still... be careful.

[CelesJessa]

EDIT: Celes you get An instant privacy rose bush wall

Alriiiight. Sounds good to me.


Alrighty then. disregard my picture I posted with my character earlier, since I designed a character myself: Observe, the new Scaele. It's not that great of a picture (quickly drawn!), but it will have to work.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Well he is a gambler you know so I think this would fit him best... I also picked out yours for that reason. Because it fits your guy best. If anybody needs more info on there magic Item let me know Because I will do the rolling for the effects of them with my new Dice thingy which so far is very fair. As for the Randomizer you have to roll a D-100 3 times; once for size once for effect once for object. Of course I could always put in more fun DnD items that could pop up.

[lazy man]

Now there's a good appearence added to the character every other character but mine will hit on. Anyway, it looks good, alot better than anything I could draw.

Edit- So the effects of the SoI would range from minor hallucinations to running around in circles proclaiming they're being chased by a giant monster?

[CelesJessa]

Also, that is a skort, not a skirt. I was going to make them just shorts... but... it didn't really work out that well. But I love stockings, they are a perfect addition to any weird outfit. Also, I had to keep the scarf thing. ^^ heh. Oh no! I forgot one thing I was going to add! *scribbles a little on the picture* I might update the picture if it looks goo with the added thing.

But, artistically, it's really out of porportion...

EDIT: nevermind, I added the thing in, and it looked bad, so I won't update the picture.

[Krylo]

She reminds me of Tifa... only with a breast wrap.

Also: Janus's 'senility' is an act, mostly. He knows damn well he's describing the fireball spell. People can see through him if they want, or assume he's seriously senile as they wish.

[Dante]

Also, that is a skort, not a skirt. I was going to make them just shorts... but... it didn't really work out that well. But I love stockings, they are a perfect addition to any weird outfit. Also, I had to keep the scarf thing. ^^ heh. Oh no! I forgot one thing I was going to add! *scribbles a little on the picture* I might update the picture if it looks goo with the added thing.What's a skort... wait...

INSIDE DANTE'S HEAD

Observed article = unknown.

Similarities - short skirt, shorts.

Hypothesis - item is a hybrid of skirt and short.

Elaboration - Skirt + short = skort?

Confirmation - By Occam's Razor, the article Celes' character is wearing must be aforementioned hybrid, barring unfortunate typographical errors.

Conclusion - Celes' character is wearing a skort.

Elapsed processing time - 1.98456 seconds.

EXIT DANTE'S HEAD

Oh, I see... and mgiht we add that the stockings are cute?

[Forever Zero]

She reminds me of Tifa... only with a breast wrap.

I'm not the only one that thinks that...

Sorry, UO was distracting me, but I'll catch up with this now.

[Dante]

Perhaps that's the inspiration. I mean, Celes' char does use kung fu.

[IHateMakingNames]

Why is there a breast wrap? Are they so big they need to be pushed down to not get in the way?

[Dante]

MAybe it's just to secure them and keep them from bouncing around in combat?

[CelesJessa]

She reminds me of Tifa... only with a breast wrap.

Damn you Tifa. I was trying not to make her look like her, but with that skirt/skort thing... errr.... But stockings go so well with skorts, so that's why I used it... I might do some other sketches, just so I can get away from the "tifa" look.

Also: Janus's 'senility' is an act, mostly. He knows damn well he's describing the fireball spell. People can see through him if they want, or assume he's seriously senile as they wish.

Kinda like Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean, he always acts like he has no clue, but actually, he's got it all planned out and is on top of things.

EDIT:
Why is there a breast wrap? Are they so big they need to be pushed down to not get in the way?

No, but if you're a martial artist and you're jumping around everywhere... a breast wrap would be helpful. And I thought it looked cooler than a regular shirt.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

EDIT: Well its a 1:20 chance that they could think that they are Invisible and start doing weird things like saying "You cant see me! Im invisible!" while hoping around in front of you. But yeah just general insanity.

[lazy man]

EDIT: Well its a 1:20 chance that they could think that they are Invisible and start doing weird things like saying "You cant see me! Im invisible!" while hoping around in front of you. But yeah just general insanity.

I'm starting to like this thing...

[IHateMakingNames]

No, but if you're a martial artist and you're jumping around everywhere... a breast wrap would be helpful. And I thought it looked coolere than a regular shirt.

The bouncing can help her though. Her (Male) enemies would be to destracted to fight back.

[Dante]

The bouncing can help her though. Her (Male) enemies would be to destracted to fight back.

Might cause significant backache, though...

[CelesJessa]

The bouncing can help her though. Her (Male) enemies would be to destracted to fight back.

Maybe she would rather win fairly though, than distract her opponents.

I'm not going to expand on the usefulness that breast wraps would be if you are doing serious physical work, because you are all guys, and it would be... weird.

But I really did it more for the "martial artist" look than functionality.

[IHateMakingNames]

No pain no gain...

And Spirit makes a horrible noble person, acting nice to lower classes...


Edit - Oh please, explain to us guys as to why a breast wrap is useful.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

If she wants her character to have a breast wrap Its alright with me I don't care. The character looks nice so its fine with me. I can draw a little but nothing of that caliber. OOH BIRAN! I have your magic Item! Its called the Thunder jar! its a jar that when opens deafens anything with in a 50ft radius. And is reusable...

EDIT Marcius Is a different sort. HE is the nice guy. You will see how stuck up Magus is in a second, which will lead to some interesting comments. I am just mostly playing the nice Noble now but Magus is a completley diffrent animal.

[CelesJessa]

Edit - Oh please, explain to us guys as to why a breast wrap is useful.

No... I don't think I will.
Not to mention that sounded far too sarcastic.

[IHateMakingNames]

Oh... The nice guy is the old NPC, and Magus is either your NPC guy you made a bio for, or your PC?

[Dante]

Technically, all three are his PCs...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I will not be surprised at all if I go schizo from all the PC's ...Just kidding I am used to a lot of my own PC's and when will Krylo open the Jar? You can cut the anticipation with a knife! Alright there are two you will see Mikeali and Urza, Those are the two main NPC's you will deal with. Now Magus you will deal with him often but not as often as you will the above two.

[Krylo]

Well,
A) The breasts would get in the way of any punches going across their chest... or from any blocks they need to do in that region. Basically they'd just be in the way if they were hanging out.

B) If they flopped around they'd end up all saggy and nasty by 30.

C) Depending on how... developed, she is, she may smack herself with them.

D) They can also screw up balance by sticking out like that when doing flips and things.

...I think I covered most of it.

[IHateMakingNames]

Puh, this is anime based. She could just for a year straight and they would still be perky.

[Dante]

By the way, when can I start using stilled and silenced Gentle Reminders on people I don't like?

[IHateMakingNames]

Oh, my guys second (And third...) magic swords are replacing his Kodachis with magic ones. They can do that thing that Dante (Not Dante Dante, Dante's Dante character) was doing to the other mages in the FF RP, but are pretty useless for physical damage.

[Dante]

What, swords that attack magic instead of flesh? Interesting.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Okay thats fine. Oh and just incase you don't know Magus is a little mean.

[IHateMakingNames]

Go Magus! Show those blonde whores who's boss!

[Dante]

Go Magus! Show those blonde whores who's boss!

I suggest you retract that statement. Celes is Vilao, after all.

[CelesJessa]

How much trouble would Scaele get in if she punched Magus?

[GatoFiero]

I'm afraid Craus would have to preform a cleansing ritual on Scaele. ;_; I don’t wanna, but my duty is my duty! :D

[lazy man]

I'm starting to think about scratching a random person with my insanity shuriken.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

It depends on when and where celes. Remember Jack Sparrow "Wait for the Oppertune moment." Which would probaby be as soon as he got out of the bathroom....

[CelesJessa]

It depends on when and where celes. Remember Jack Sparrow "Wait for the Oppertune moment." Which would probaby be as soon as he got out of the bathroom....

Ah. "The oppertune moment"... Because Scaele will probably be constantly wanting to punch people in the face. ^^ heh.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Lazy if you want have fun. Just as long as it isn't the main ones.

[IHateMakingNames]

Where exactly is this all taking place?

[lazy man]

Well I said random person and I mean random. Alright, I'll leave the effects of it to you.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Inside a mansion about the size of a small theme park. It has multiple floors and passageways just think of any Old Castle and that will fit the bill...

[IHateMakingNames]

I'm tempted to top Magus by slapping a blonde girl down some stairs or something...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Heh thats a goal that is acheivable. Sure if you want to go ahead, jus don't do it infront of Marcius...

[lazy man]

What about those insanity effects?

[CelesJessa]

Spirit really wants me to punch Magus, doesn't he?

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I may. Or I may be using reverse pshychology...Actually I don't care either way...

[CelesJessa]

If I swing at him, can I say it connected instead of waiting for you to decide? (just a LITTLE bit of controlling Magus)

[IHateMakingNames]

If she hits him, can I say Alyan jumps down and tackles her? Or gets behind her with a blade to her throat?

[Krylo]

If he does that can I use Nybor's Joyful Voyage on him to break up the fight?

NPC: What happened to him!?
Janus: I could have sworn that was my sleep spe... oh oh... oops. Well... he's um... probably... alive... somewhere... if he's lucky...

[lazy man]

And do I have to make up what happens to that person when the insanity comes along?

[Dante]

Also, should anything untoward happen to Scaele, could Antaeus swoop in and claim her as his servant, then release her somewehre else?

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Well I guess you guys get that picture now...Yes I would allow for you guys to factionalize I would normally be impartial and Krylo if you did do the voyage I would laugh. I would laugh so hard my sternum would hurt.

[CelesJessa]

Argh. I missed my chance. I had the post all written out, but I was waiting for you to say that I was allowed to say that she hit him, but then Magus walked away before I could make her hit him... gr.. >_<; I wanted to hit him.

[Dante]

Why don't you just post it here so we can laugh at Magus?

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

It is an Omake thread after all...You'll get your chance...

[Dante]

I mean... it's a shame letting a chunk of perfectly good stuff go to waste...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

If you guys want post it here I care not. It is good so do not waste it.

[CelesJessa]

But... but... dammit. I wanted to hit him. I rarely get to be a character that get's to kick somebody's ass because she's mad. And now it seems like she just let him go... *fumes, anger to get rid of*

Oh well, this is what I WOULD have posted:


'Scaele's eyes flashed angrily as she stalked up behind him, <He's going to have a hard time looking down a broken nose..> She tapped him on the sholder, getting his attention. As he turned she swung her arm around and her fist connected squarely with his face before he knew what was happening. She grinned, thanking her martial arts training. "What are you going to brag about now? That you chased a young girl out then got your ass kicked by a Vilao?" She said, well aware that she was surrounded by people that would probably want her blood now that she had even dared to touch a noble, let alone hit him.'

[Dante]

He's going to have a hard time looking down a broken nose...

Priceless.

[Krylo]

Woulda been more priceless in the RP.

Celes: *SMACK!*
Magus: *crack!*
IHMN: YAR!
Janus: Well that certainly does look dangerous... now where is my sleep spell...
*other little clip*
IHMN: ...I could have sworn there was solid ground below me a minute ago... and I wasn't falling... and there wasn't a large tree in my OW! OOF! ARGH!
Tree: *crack* *Snap* *Break*

[Dante]

Antaeus: Tsk, tsk, Janus, don't you know that teleporting royalty into trees is a bad thing?
Janus: Why do you think I did it?
Antaeus: Ah, so.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Yeah well I guess you guys could do it at the library...It would work...I am going to get off soon Magus will be in the library and I guess celes you can control him a little just so you can punc him and what not. Krylo please do not book any interplainar trips for other N/PC's while I am gone.

[CelesJessa]

I am going to get off soon Magus will be in the library and I guess celes you can control him a little just so you can punc him and what not.

Of course, what else would I do with him? I wouldn't do anything more than say he got punched. It's not like I was planning to make him jump out of the window of his own free will. ^^ heh.

But she might just wait for another moment to attack... the need to kick ass has passed.

He'll just have to piss her off some other time.

[Dante]

Hmm, make him harp about how useless Vilaos are, then we'll cackle as she does My Final Heaven on him.

[IHateMakingNames]

Not sure what is going on exactly... Any one want to explain (Not Spirit)?

Edit - And what Caste is the whore?

[Dante]

Apparently, Spirit has decided to gather us all in the library. So you'll either go there of your own accord or be informd by a servant to go there.

[Krylo]

Umm... there was some 'real' caste woman in that box. She passed out, probably from lack of oxygen... also there's a brand marking one of the gods of the cult that doesn't believe in the caste system, and there's some kind of meeting in the library.

That seems about it...

[IHateMakingNames]

And what caste is Gato's guy?

[Krylo]

The priest one.

[CelesJessa]

Gato's guy is a Sacerdote.

[IHateMakingNames]

I didn't realize that there was an entire Caste that was made up of healers. Now I know that all healers have orange hair...

[Forever Zero]

Wow, 56 posts in one night? This is a popular RP...

Anything critical happen in between us going to the library, and the start of the party?

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Don't worry FZ not too much. Oh and if you gus want to know what the Castes Mean just translate it Portugese to English. Not all healers have orange hair just most...OOC I will sign off for the night soon.

[IHateMakingNames]

What exactly happened in the RP? All I know is some guy went to the libary, took some stuff, then they all apparently disappeared, but then a body was sent into a wall and more disappearing and reappearing, and Mike seems to disappear and reappear everywhere exactly when needed.

[Forever Zero]

I have no clue... That UO game distracted me from keeping up, and once I checked back in, it was a mess... I'm still somewhat baffled by what is going one...

[RangerAidan]

well I have orange hair, and I'm a healer...

[Truce]

Well...from what I can tell, the Emperor had gone missing...and there's a search party..and...umm...

I'm utterly confused.

[Forever Zero]

We all are Ecurt, we all are...

[GatoFiero]

so what? Are all of our characters in this search party automatically? Have we been sought out and recruited or are we going to join an already recruited core group? Is this search group secret?

What i suggest (since the first night is supposed to be over and the rest of us going to rooms to go to sleep) is when you start the next chapter, have us all who gathered for the meeting that was supposed to happen the night before.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I am back to answer you all of your questions and unconfuse... Later tonight I will post up the new thread...

Here is what happened in a linear model

1st Krylo's guy opens jar scares beejesus out of everyone...
2nd Magus acts like a noble
3rd Staged fight
4th Celes almost punches Magus in the face.
5th Birthday present is opened.
6th Gato heals women people walk up to library
7th Urza steals stuff (TO BE REVEALED) from library
8th team catches Urza but he dissapears and kills a guard
9th Marcius send everyone to bed and or examin packages

[IHateMakingNames]

Why can most NPC teleport?

Edit -And suggestions for future (Since you are GM)

More explanations in the RP.

Make sense.

Detail.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Alright I will explain why Urza and Mike can teleport. One has magic smoke bombs that can teleport him to his base that you could probaly steal from him later. Mike is a bit of a planeswalker, meaning in a literal sense he can walk in out of this plane at his whim Allowing him to have a very unique fighting style. And I will try to make more sense and put in more detail IHMN....

[IHateMakingNames]

I didn't really mean explanations on things our characters would not know of, (Though that is useful to know), but more of what is around us, where we are (You never even mentioned anything about where the party was until I asked), and transactions between events.

[RangerAidan]

I have a feeling that all will become clear over breakfast, IHMN.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

IHMN Ranger I will tell now...

Article #1
Your are in a disputed region of te country between Ratsteria and Toleria in that really has no name Except for The Stairway to Heaven or perhapse the Angola Mountains. The country is famous for ine great weather a volcano that spews out precious metals which include silver gold pallidium and platinum. However the Volcano is damn near impossible to climb even for the most trained individuals, as is most the area.

Article #2 Your are in Marcius mansion. It is very well made the main inner ballroom (where you were all at last night) is made out of marble and other white stone for a beautiful white room effect. The main corridors are made of Jade, Slate and other colored buiding stones. The mansion is about 4 stories tall at its highest and is about the size of a large shopping mall. The property itself is the Size of your average theme park and in the midle of wine country...
Article #3 The slopes of the mountain where your at are realitvly low but on the other side of the mountain is a tropical rain forrest. And at the volcano is due west. If you have any other Geographic queries let me know...