Seil
06-04-2008, 06:09 PM
You can either get these or not, but they're awesome moments in my favorite movies:
[A clerk leads a man to the back of a department store where a woman has just given birth]
Clerk:This is Mr Mathison. He's a doctor.
Mathison: Are you okay?
Clerk: An ambulance is on the way.
MathisonThank you. Is there a name yet?
Elijah's Mother: Elijah. Is he supposed to be crying like this?
Mathison: May I?
[Dr. Mathison gently takes the newborn from his mother]
Elijah's Mother:Can I have him back?
[Mathison finds something wrong]
Mathison:What happened during the delivery?
Clerk: Nothing. It was very quick. The baby just wanted to come right out. And there were no problems.
Mathison: Did you drop him?
Clerk: What?
Mathison: Did you drop this baby?
Clerk: Jesus Christ, no.
Mathison: Inform the ambulance that we have a situation.
[Elijah's mother starts to sit up, worried.]
Clerk: All right. Molly.
Mathison: I've never seen... this. It appears that your baby has sustained some... fractures while inside your uterus. His arms and his legs are broken.
[Elijah's mother bursts into tears.]
See it here! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5E69-oJ7TDc)
Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
See it here! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JAuki07wiUo)
Harold Crick: [Runs to Ana the baker with a box of 10 paper bags in it] I'm glad I caught you. I wanted to give you these
Ana Pascal: Wait, you can give presents, but not receive them? That sounds awfully inconsistent, Mr. Crick.
Harold Crick: Yes, but...
Ana Pascal: Wait, I know, I'll purchase them! Yeah, I'll purchase them.
[Reaches into her bag to grab her wallet]
Harold Crick: No, no, no, no.
Ana Pascal: [With wallet in hand, stops to actually look at the box] What are they?
Harold Crick: [quietly] Flours. (Cooking flour - Ana owns a bakery)
Ana Pascal: What?
Harold Crick: I brought you flours.
See it here! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2tqVQX_H3c)
Randal Graves: You know who I could do without? I could do without the people in the video store.
Dante Hicks: Which ones?
Randal Graves: All of them.
[a series of vignettes]
Bed Wetting Dad: What would you get for a six-year-old who chronically wets his bed?
Video Confusion Customer: So, do you have any new releases in?
[zoom out to see a huge sign that says "NEW RELEASES" directly above her]
Low I.Q. Video Customer: Do you have that one with that guy who was in the movie that was out last year?
Randal Graves: They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movies on the rack.
Low I.Q. Video Customer: OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!
Randal Graves: It's like in order to join, they have to have an I.Q. that's less than their shoe size.
Dante Hicks: You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get.
[more vignettes]
Cold Coffee Lover: What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?
Candy Confusion Customer: So how much is this thing anyway?
[zoom out to see a huge "EVERYTHING ONLY 99¢" sign behind her]
Hubcap Searching Customer: Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!
See it here! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=VGaRKsu0KOM)
T-Bird: What? What are you talking about? No, no, no. You mean that place downtown? Yeah, I remember her. We needed to put some fear into that little lady, she wasn't going along with our tenant relocation program. Then her idiot boyfriend shows up and turns a simple, sweeping clear into a total cluster. Fuck! Who gives a shit? It's ancient history. What? What do you want? What is it? What? Speak to me! Speak!
[flashback of T-Bird and his gang breaking into Eric and Shelly's apartment]
T-Bird: [to Shelly] Did you send us these complaints?
[slaps Shelly and drags her by the hair]
T-Bird: Get over here! Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.
[T-Bird finally recognizes Eric]
T-Bird: I know you. I know you.
[laughs nervously]
T-Bird: I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you can't be you. We put you through the window and there ain't no coming back. This is the really real world, there ain't no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back!
See it here! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mplBCLrVzBY)
And as a bonus, the ending scene to Lucky Number Slevin - Do not watch if you haven't scene the movie. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=t2qP0pikVBA)
Put up your favorites!
[A clerk leads a man to the back of a department store where a woman has just given birth]
Clerk:This is Mr Mathison. He's a doctor.
Mathison: Are you okay?
Clerk: An ambulance is on the way.
MathisonThank you. Is there a name yet?
Elijah's Mother: Elijah. Is he supposed to be crying like this?
Mathison: May I?
[Dr. Mathison gently takes the newborn from his mother]
Elijah's Mother:Can I have him back?
[Mathison finds something wrong]
Mathison:What happened during the delivery?
Clerk: Nothing. It was very quick. The baby just wanted to come right out. And there were no problems.
Mathison: Did you drop him?
Clerk: What?
Mathison: Did you drop this baby?
Clerk: Jesus Christ, no.
Mathison: Inform the ambulance that we have a situation.
[Elijah's mother starts to sit up, worried.]
Clerk: All right. Molly.
Mathison: I've never seen... this. It appears that your baby has sustained some... fractures while inside your uterus. His arms and his legs are broken.
[Elijah's mother bursts into tears.]
See it here! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5E69-oJ7TDc)
Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
See it here! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JAuki07wiUo)
Harold Crick: [Runs to Ana the baker with a box of 10 paper bags in it] I'm glad I caught you. I wanted to give you these
Ana Pascal: Wait, you can give presents, but not receive them? That sounds awfully inconsistent, Mr. Crick.
Harold Crick: Yes, but...
Ana Pascal: Wait, I know, I'll purchase them! Yeah, I'll purchase them.
[Reaches into her bag to grab her wallet]
Harold Crick: No, no, no, no.
Ana Pascal: [With wallet in hand, stops to actually look at the box] What are they?
Harold Crick: [quietly] Flours. (Cooking flour - Ana owns a bakery)
Ana Pascal: What?
Harold Crick: I brought you flours.
See it here! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2tqVQX_H3c)
Randal Graves: You know who I could do without? I could do without the people in the video store.
Dante Hicks: Which ones?
Randal Graves: All of them.
[a series of vignettes]
Bed Wetting Dad: What would you get for a six-year-old who chronically wets his bed?
Video Confusion Customer: So, do you have any new releases in?
[zoom out to see a huge sign that says "NEW RELEASES" directly above her]
Low I.Q. Video Customer: Do you have that one with that guy who was in the movie that was out last year?
Randal Graves: They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movies on the rack.
Low I.Q. Video Customer: OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!
Randal Graves: It's like in order to join, they have to have an I.Q. that's less than their shoe size.
Dante Hicks: You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get.
[more vignettes]
Cold Coffee Lover: What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?
Candy Confusion Customer: So how much is this thing anyway?
[zoom out to see a huge "EVERYTHING ONLY 99¢" sign behind her]
Hubcap Searching Customer: Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!
See it here! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=VGaRKsu0KOM)
T-Bird: What? What are you talking about? No, no, no. You mean that place downtown? Yeah, I remember her. We needed to put some fear into that little lady, she wasn't going along with our tenant relocation program. Then her idiot boyfriend shows up and turns a simple, sweeping clear into a total cluster. Fuck! Who gives a shit? It's ancient history. What? What do you want? What is it? What? Speak to me! Speak!
[flashback of T-Bird and his gang breaking into Eric and Shelly's apartment]
T-Bird: [to Shelly] Did you send us these complaints?
[slaps Shelly and drags her by the hair]
T-Bird: Get over here! Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.
[T-Bird finally recognizes Eric]
T-Bird: I know you. I know you.
[laughs nervously]
T-Bird: I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you can't be you. We put you through the window and there ain't no coming back. This is the really real world, there ain't no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back!
See it here! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mplBCLrVzBY)
And as a bonus, the ending scene to Lucky Number Slevin - Do not watch if you haven't scene the movie. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=t2qP0pikVBA)
Put up your favorites!