Call of Cthulhu Discussion 6 (No interesting title)

[Forever Zero]

Well, since all the current topics are resolved, and IHMN is beginning to bring it up again, new discussion thread.

EDIT: Crap, I was wrong about the Discussion chapter...

[IHateMakingNames]

krylo just stole my suggestion, about the gas leak... Eventually Dave was going bring that up, probably when they reached the kitchen.

Edit - And nice counting skills FZ.

[Forever Zero]

Durr, tanks! I was quite proud of myself on dat one! *Nods stupidly*

I just forgot the last discussion was 4 and not 5.

[Krylo]

Also... I meant the house they're suppose to be investigating. Frankie would like to tell them about the 'creature' before they get killed by it, if at all possible. Although, by them I really mean Henry... because he's the only one that would know to back off hearing a story like that.

[Forever Zero]

Jospeh is a vet as well so he might get it, but thanks for clarifying, I thought you meant The Mansion when you said "The House". It will take time for you guys to get there though, so you'll need to sit back for a bit as they investigate.

[lazy man]

What ever happened to questioning Mr. *insert name here(don't know it)*. Unless of course he's too mentaly unstable.

[Forever Zero]

He's too mentally unstable. If you read the last post that leads to that point, the nurse says that the husband is still in bad condition and you wouldn't get anything coherent/useful out of him anyway.

[Krylo]

In just BARELY related news... on Cartoon Network tonight, judging by the Justice League I saw last night waiting for Family Guy to start, the Justice League should be fighting Cthulu.

[IHateMakingNames]

Is that was the thing is called, or are you just saying that because it's a floating head with tentacles?

[Forever Zero]

WTF? Why? Sounds like they're just doing random stuff now... When is Justice League on?

[Krylo]

I only caught the last five minutes... but I saw the episode a few months ago. There's this story about elder gods, and great old ones being banished, and how that is one of them, blah blah blah. No idea if it's actually called Cthulu... because I can't remember that well... but it's obviously ripping off Cthulu in any case.

Edit: They're fighting him because he's trying to enter the mortal realm and that one irish guy that's a sorceror (can't remember his super hero name... but his super power is magic and he's from ireland) found out about it and tried to stop him... but the JL stupidly stopped his attempt at renewing the seal, yada yada.

And I believe it's on at 9:30 central.

[Forever Zero]

Strange... And of course, they're going to kick his ass. Might be interesting, I'll need to look it up and see when it is on here.

EDIT: Alright. Don't catch as much TV as I used to, but this might be looking into just for curiosity factor.

[IHateMakingNames]

I've seen it, and remember what happens. Want to know what happens?

[Forever Zero]

Not really, I'll see it tonight. If I miss it, I'll ask.

[IHateMakingNames]

No one in my team is on...

Edit - Out of curiousity, when David was biting Frankie, did you roll to see if the people shooting at David would accidently hit Frankie? I would think that chances of hitting the guy the zombie is hanging onto while some what insane and paniced would be high.

[Forever Zero]

Dr DR is only on in the mornings/afternoon my time. Basically, when I'm at school.

Dante was on a second ago... And didn't post...

Ecurt will probably be on later.

Should I just say that for some reason, the Investigation team sits there until the Research Team arrives?

Only Frankis shot David when he was biting on. All the other times people shot at him, David was not biting Frankie. Zombies are very slow, and their low dex means they go pretty much last in a combat round. Frankie blow it back with his pistol at point blank range, then everyone shot it, then it went in for another bite. Then JAD's cahr kicked it's head in, finishing it off. I should have made his roll harder, since he was the only one attacking when the Zombie was attacking Frankie.

[Dante]

Ah, sorry about that. Typing up a vampire and trying to internalize WtA corebook. Rather distracting.

[Forever Zero]

No problem. Now you may want to wait a sec. I'm going to do a time jump so everyone is together again in a sec.

[J Man]

Ugh. I go for a day and look what happens. Ah, hell. So could someone gimme a brief summary what happened and where we are?

[Forever Zero]

Ugh. I go for a day and look what happens. Ah, hell. So could someone gimme a brief summary what happened and where we are?

You just got eaten by a monster, AHHHHHHH!

Just kidding. You are all at the renters house, discussing what the Research Team learned from the crazy couple that used to live at the house.

[J Man]

Oh. A little more detail?

[Forever Zero]

You missed all of yesterday, didn't you...

Well, an old man showed up and asked everyone to investigate his house. His last tenants had gone crazy, and there was a rumor the house was haunted. Dr DR, Ecurt, Dante, and IHMN went to investigate the house. krylo, JADGuy, Spirit, and the others went to the Sanitarium to talk with the crazy couple. They learned a horrible "Thing" was haunting them, and they would see it sometimes. It effected their minds, the husband worse then the wife. Now the team that just learned that went to tell the team at the house this news.

[CelesJessa]

Argh. I have been working ALL day.... And I'll be gone for the weekend.
Having a birthday party

So can Clara just tag along with the others, or maybe she'll meet up with the others late, because she had some sort of commitment she had to keep, having to do with her job... I dunno. ^^;;

[Forever Zero]

I assumed Clara was just tagging along with the main group already.

And Happy 17th Birthday in advance Celes.

[lazy man]

I'll say Happy Birthday too, just to be nice.

[Krylo]

That episode of JL is on... and they pronounce it's name similiar to lovecraft's pronounciation of cthulu...

[IHateMakingNames]

It's just a day closer to dieing. I fail to see why they are so special.

Oh, and that JL episode is on now.

[CelesJessa]

It's just a day closer to dieing. I fail to see why they are so special.

IHMN, always the optimist, eh?

But thank you everyone anyway. ^^
So clara is just tagging along... hopefully she doesn't die without me there to keep her from doing something stupid.

[Forever Zero]

Okay, saw last 10 minutes of the JLA episode... And what was that? Hulk wannabe busts into Cthulhu's head and Hawk Chick kills his big, glowing brain with a mace? And Cthlhu is just a big head with a milion tentacles? That was really screwed up... And who made Aquaman useful? He used to be a joke, now he shoots energy beams and has a hook shot?

The coolest part was that I could actually recognize some of the monsters they were fighting when Cthulhu decided the interview was over. I would just need to look up the names.

Overall, odd epsiode that contradicts the Lovecraft Books and the RPG book, but I have no clue about the modern JLA either. And who was Soloman Grundy, the Hulk Wannabe that died killing the big black thing at the end? (That black thing is NOT in the rulebook at all...)

[Krylo]

Soloman Grundy was a villian. His origins were explained in the episode before... he was a bank robber that ended up dead in a swamp, but rose back to life due to voodoo magic. He's about as strong and resilient as superman... but he can't fly.

As for aquaman... the trident was a magical artifact of atlantis that was used to seal cthulu.

As for the rest of that... yes, very odd... etc. However, it was interesting in that it was JLA vrs. Cthulu.

[Forever Zero]

Alright, that explains both why he kept saying he was looking for his soul, and where Aquaman got his spiffy monster blasting trident. I don't know, still thought it was odd.

And new avatar krylo?

[Krylo]

And new avatar krylo?I was wondering how long it'd take for someone to comment as that I hadn't ever changed it before...

The avatar is actually a picture of a girl that looks JUST like me from a few years ago, with her halloween costume on. Part man, part woman. She so much resembles me that when I moved here (again, a few years ago), I showed that picture to some friends from where I used to live and told them it was me... they all bought it.

Or... instead of listening to all that, you could just dig up my picture in one of the picture threads and compare. It's freakish, really... and I just like the picture due to the whole looking like me and wearing the weird girl/man make-up.

I'll probably change back in awhile, as that I only changed because Celes and I were talking about avatars... and I said it'd probably surprise/confuse a few people if I changed it because I never have... then she said I should just to mess with people.

And apparently I'm bored because I'm typing far more than I need to.

Alright, that explains both why he kept saying he was looking for his soul, and where Aquaman got his spiffy monster blasting trident. I don't know, still thought it was odd.It was odd... but still kind of a cool 'cross over' type of thing...

Also, I don't know if you saw it, but Superman and friends were having a good amount of trouble with some of the lesser beings in that hellish place. Just to let people stir on how much chance our non-kryptonian investigators stand.

[Forever Zero]

Also, I don't know if you saw it, but Superman and friends were having a good amount of trouble with some of the lesser beings in that hellish place. Just to let people stir on how much chance our non-kryptonian investigators stand.

I did notice that. Just to add to the despair, any of them I recognize and remember I'll post here so you can know what they faced, and the cahnces you guys will face it...

And I was wondering about your avatar... It definitly caught me off guard...

[Krylo]

Tor: You're with everyone else just inside of the house we're investigating... although we may be doing it tomorrow (IC), because it's dark, and there's a monster.

[Forever Zero]

Yeah, it just seems like a slow time for RPs right now.

And Ecurt, when you get on, you didn't find any mentions of something like this.

[Truce]

Bleh, it's a good thing I didn't say I knew anything about it.

Besides, it's not like I even have a clue of what it's called at all.

PS - For some reason, Krylo's avatar reminded me of a mime. Is that odd?

[Dante]

Tommy's a midget (SIZ 5, by the way). Not big in any sense of the word, but he's still got an M1A1 Thompson, fully loaded...

[Krylo]

Oh pah... I forgot that. I'll just attribute it to Frankie wanting to feed him to a monster for being a bitchy little prick when he first got to the mansion. I will remember the small size from now on though, rest assured.

[Dante]

Yep, first in, first in...

[Krylo]

I'll bet the thing in the basement is a vampire that's learned spells... betcha betcha. Humanoid... gaunt... only comes out at night... knows spells. Sentient humanoid monster. Vampire seems likely... I could be wrong though.

Edit: Also, FZ... if everyone isn't in the lobby by themselves today, this would be a good time to smack time up about 10 minutes and put them all there. Just saying, because, you were saying you suck at knowing when to do the time warp things.

[Dante]

Vampires? Better go for the head, then. The beastie can't cast them if he's got no mouth, right?

[Squishy Cheeks]

Why does Ecurt have to tactlessly try to get the girl in every RP?

[IHateMakingNames]

So, did Henry and Frank just talk about ghost/demons/sorcers infront of all the new people (There are four of us I think)?

And how exactly did Herny hear what Dr. A said to Frankie while on the phone?

[Krylo]

Henry and Frankie were in a room alone for a bit talking... then they were in a hallway. I'm figuring neither of them noticed Tommy or they wouldn't have been talking about it, and I don't know what Tommy heard.

And... Henry is the one who talked to Armitage, then went back to the room and told Frankie about it.

[Squishy Cheeks]

My guy would know armitiage since they work in the same place.

[Forever Zero]

Why does Ecurt have to tactlessly try to get the girl in every RP?

The same reason all the others try it?

And yes, the Frankie and Henry were seperate from the others while they talked, and since Dante failed his listen roll, he heard nothing.

And they might, but Dr. Armitage has been very reclusive for a long time now since he began studying the mythos, so you may have grown apart since then. You guys are the exception since you are all Mythos Hunters.

[Krylo]

I believe Frankie still has the highest int rating of anyone at 17, right? ...That's why I usually have him throwing out plans, because he's the most intelligent, and I'm sure he'd notice it with his 17 intelligence putting him around the 180 iq area... (I assume... 18 would be 200+).

[Dante]

You know, with a 17 int rating, wouldn't he just make his excuses and leave and let the others go to their deaths?

[IHateMakingNames]

That's a fast talk thing, not an INT thing.

[Krylo]

You know, with a 17 int rating, wouldn't he just make his excuses and leave and let the others go to their deaths?

Send Tommy in first so that while he gets eaten we can run away while still knowing what the thing is and how to kill it.

...I'd say he's going along with it pretty close. He also suggested he go to a library while the rest of you, other than Marcus and Ted go to the house and poke around in the dark.

Edit: He also has high fast-talk though, IHMN... and I think Dante meant 'isn't that what he'd want to do'... get out and let everyone else die.

[Dante]

...I'd say he's going along with it pretty close. He also suggested he go to a library while the rest of you, other than Marcus and Ted go to the house and poke around in the dark.

Yes, but wouldn't be even better to run the hell away after almost becoming a zombie chew toy? Then again, there wouldn't be a game if every right-thinking person did that...


Edit: He also has high fast-talk though, IHMN... and I think Dante meant 'isn't that what he'd want to do'... get out and let everyone else die.

I doubt you need that much fast-talk to say you have some "family business", then run away until the screams stop.

[IHateMakingNames]

Do you think anyone would believe he suddenly has some random family business not known about/mentioned until just before going into the dangerous place?

No, no they would not.

[Dante]

Or he could simply run the hell away.

[IHateMakingNames]

Then the faster people would catch him and tackle him, then throw him into the house alone.

[Dante]

And with his 17 intelligence he hasn't figured out how to sidetrack them?

[Truce]

Jad - It's fun hitting on people. Besides, all my recent characters are a bit perverted, even more so than I at times.

Mediators (Ripel) do their best when around other people, and its only natural that they constantly seek to further their relationships. The Journalist...well, he's a guy who hadn't exactly been disciplined. Sure, eventually he buckled down and got serious, but he's still a guy.

Anyway Henry hasn't hit on Clara yet; it was more of a joke than anything serious implied. Of course...then again, it would be fun to experiment and see how long it would take for Henry to convince Clara to go out with him over the break.

I'll try that out next time.

Frankie - If he did run away, he'd probably attract the attention of whatever they're facing. If it had been the Lurker and he did that then the uneducated genius would not be found in the hospital after the first mission; part of him would be up in ashes, part of him would be buried in the ground and part of him would be sold/used for scientific purposes.

[Forever Zero]

RP seems to be really slowing down, if it isn't dead yet. Sithdarth's char is gone, just poof, gone. He hasn't posted in like a week, and gave no prior notice. Demon is in, since he told me he would be gone. SS may be out for the same reason of not posting in a few days. J Man may also be out since he hasn't posted in a while. Everyone else knows who they are and are in. I'll post a char update, then I'll post the RP update. Basically, just post whichever location you want to be at.

[IHateMakingNames]

Sith did give a warning that he was going to be gone back in one of the discussion threads.

And to be fair for SS and J Man, Celes hasn't posted in this RP as long as they haven't (You neglected to mention her, taking favorites, for shame FZ).

[Forever Zero]

1. Celes left notice that she wouldn't be around, and I missed Sithdarth saying he wouldn't be. SS and J Man have said nothing.

2. RP is on indefinite hold until I get my damn useless hunk of scrap, also known as my laptop, working again. I do 99% of what I do on my laptop, and I'm having to use an alternate conputer until I figure out how to fix the piece of shit. All the data is on the laptop, thus I have nothing. I also won't be posting much until I get my laptop back online, because this computer is garbage.

[Krylo]

1) Hurry up and fix it.

2) I haven't seen SS post anywhere for quite awhile. He must not be able to get on or someting.

3) It's not dead... although I think our numbers have slimmed. Might give them (SS and J Man) a few more days then feed their characters to the vampire or whatever is down there. Also might want to mention something about Alan having family business and having to leave, unless Sith said when he'd be back and it's soon.

4) Frankie is going to the library to try and find out when the 'hauntings' started, and who the last person was to live in the house without that. Unless someone else decides to go to the library (that has the library use skill)... then he's going to the house. Figure only one person really needs to go to the library.

[Forever Zero]

Alright, I have a VERY temperory fix going on right now, but I still won't be on long. Basically, in between typing one letter and the next, my laptop keyboard crapped out on me and died. I found my self unable to do anything involving the keyboard. I quite literally almost snapped my laptop in half in anger and frustration. Luckily, I found an old, bad keyboard, and while it sucks, it's better then nothing. Good News: I can type again, and I have access to all the Call files and my PDF Rulebooks. Bad News: To type, I need to unplug my good mouse, and use the little touchpad mouse built into the keyboard. This thing is so jumpy, that if I press too hard the mouse goes nuts, and if I even sneeze funny, I end up closing everything in sight. Basically, until I can get a keyboard that doesn't need to pluged in through the mouse port, I'm screwed. I will try to get an update up tonight that will leave it open for anyone to be anywhere, but we need some people at the house and some at the library unless you all decide to wait for more info. I won't be updating too much more this weekend until I get this worked out, but I will be around and pop in to do anything critical that pops up. Just know that it will take longer then usual.

[lazy man]

I know I'll be useless, but I'll go to the library anyway.

[Truce]

Well, Henry will go to the Library first, to see if he can find any information in these last few hours. This would include spells, descriptions of monsters; anything would do really.

[IHateMakingNames]

I vote all characters who are not going to the house because the players themselves know what could possibly happen while the characters themselves have no reason to go anywhere else should be forced into the house.

Edit - Dave went to the house by the way.

[Forever Zero]

All I can say is, if you have no educated skills to add, don't go to the research location. A couple of you are very combat oriented characters. so you wouldn't go to a library. Expect some GM *Poof Transporting* if you try it...

[Squishy Cheeks]

I'm a researcher, not a fighter, put me in the library

[Forever Zero]

It's open, go where you feel you should, but if I check you stats when you begin to do research, and you have both a low EDU and low research based skills, expect to be relocated.

[Squishy Cheeks]

I'm a doctor of archaeology and theology, my education score is probably the highest of the pcs.

[Forever Zero]

WOOHOO! Alright, I don't know HOW my computer fixed itself, but the keyboard works again, so I'm just going to accept that it works again. When people start posting, I will be able to respond like normal.

[lazy man]

Would Paul still be at the library? He can't do much there, but that won't be much of a problem will it?

[Forever Zero]

He has no EDU based skills, why would he be at the library? I'm thinking no...

EDIT: Dante, your going to wait for someone else to do all the door opening/searching, aren't you...

[lazy man]

Damn....oh well. Just trying to avoid death. Now I know what he'll be working on between missions though.

[Dr DR]

I have very limited research skills. But I'm going to the house anyway.

[Dante]

He has no EDU based skills, why would he be at the library? I'm thinking no...

EDIT: Dante, your going to wait for someone else to do all the door opening/searching, aren't you...

I just said that he was cracking his knuckles, and checking his case, nothing else... I'll edit it in, though.

[Forever Zero]

Well, my only point was that posting is a bit slow, and when someone finally did post, you post basically had next to no action in it.

And you guy wouldn't be drawing his gun at this point. He may have a bad feeling, but he knows nothing about the mythos, thus he would have no cause for this sort of aggression.

[Dante]

He didn't draw it, but he's keeping it ready. I'm figuring that his luck manifests as a kind of quasi-sixth sense, and he is getting bad vibes from here.

(Haha watch my twinkiness :p... anyway, if I die, I die, so what the hey?)

[Forever Zero]

Oh, in Call, there is always something to counter any twink...

And I guess Luck would be the best qualifyer for things like bad feelings. I didn't do a Luck Roll, but I'll allow it since it has no major effects so far...

[Dante]

Oh, in Call, there is always something to counter any twink...

I know, DM fiat or the Bolt of Doom.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Yeah, those twink counters are called sanity checks.

[Forever Zero]

Yeah, those twink counters are called sanity checks.

Exactly. It's hard for your 99% dodge master to dodge when he's too busy screaming and cowering in fear, and no matter how high your starting SAN, Cthulhu Mythos will always bring it down...

[Dante]

Hmm, I wonder how much sanity loss Man-Faye pcitures wuld rate?

[Forever Zero]

More then I want to think about...

Alright, J Man is sitting this mission out, and will jump into the next one.

[IHateMakingNames]

I meant right, not left.

[Forever Zero]

Ah, hold on and I'll update that then.

[IHateMakingNames]

Dante, you are in the first left room. The radio is in the first right room. Your guy seems to always be everywhere...

[Dante]

Buh. Confusing layouts... Will edit.

EDIT: Wasn't that confusing after all.. I'll leave it as it is. In the meantime.. must sleep. It's 2 in the morning my side.

[Krylo]

Go in! Go into the church! Preferably now... so you'll be done in there and at least one of you will have survived and gotten out to tell Frankie that it's not a good idea to go in.

Err... I mean... there's probably mythos books and spells in there, yah... spells! Spells are good.

[IHateMakingNames]

You didn't attach anything FZ...

ANd could you make some of the other characters look in the rest of the doors? I don't want Dave looking in at every door..

[Squishy Cheeks]

I doubt there is anything able to kill us living there, other than a hobo.

[Forever Zero]

*Cough* Forgot the attachment, there you go, fixed it.

EDIT: Fine fine IHMN. I'll have the ohters investigate, but you will be assumed to be following behind them.

[Krylo]

Don't worry IHMN... I'm 90 percent sure that at noon (that's what time it is for you) the only dangerous things will be in the basement. Just don't open THAT door, and you should be fine.

Also: FZ, what year/month in 1920 is this? I'm just wondering because I know that we pass full months in between investigations... and it'd be nice to keep track of the date... in case something useful is invented one of these years.

[Forever Zero]

Well, just as a random time, it is... October, 1928. Since roughly one month passes between investigations, the specific day/week isn't important. Month will also be important later once you start casting spells.

[IHateMakingNames]

We need to know the months so we know what we are wearing... You never know when a coat might be useful.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Hellboy might be relevent, Since Rasputin seemed to be trying to summon elder gods.

[Forever Zero]

Hellboy might be relevent, Since Rasputin seemed to be trying to summon elder gods.

Agh, damnit, I haven't seen that yet! I really want to too. I need to see it this weekend on my Spring Break.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Its worth the price. And it could be logical seeing that nobod really knows if Rasputin died since they never found the body... I mean he was poisoned (according to legend he was one hell of a drinker and he liked te poisoned beverage so much he wanted more...) Shot,Stabbed,hung and finally drowned.

[Forever Zero]

Actually they did. They found the body later, and an autopsy revealed he didn't die of being shot, stabbed, hung, or poisoned... He suffocated from being underwater and being unable to breathe. He was one hard man to kill...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Learn something new everyday. But still you got to admit he was one tough sonofabitch.

[Forever Zero]

Oh yeah, and I forgot he was clubbed unconscious... twice... He was just insane. I don't know how anyone could take all that and live.

If I remember correctly, he was a bad influence, so they tried to poison him during a meeting with him. That didn't work, so someone came in and shot him. When they checked the body, he ran, so they chased him and clubbed him unconscious, and stabbed him. When they were trying to decide what to do, he revived and actually ran outside before he was clubbed unconscious again. Then they decided to throw him in the river, thinking he was dead, so they did. They threw him in a river, in Russia, I think during the winter, meaning he was in possible sub-zero temperatures. And he died only because he couldn't get air under the ice! That's just not natural man...

[IHateMakingNames]

Who is this guy? Seems intresting...

[Squishy Cheeks]

http://homepage.tinet.ie/~pbarry/ras2/

[Forever Zero]

That was what happened. I read it in a history book over a year ago, so the details were fuzzy, but I was mostly correct, although I could have sworn they found the body later and determined what he died of, cause I thought it was crazy that of all the things that happened, he died of asphyxiation...

[Krylo]

Sounds like he had 18 con and size...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Heh. But his Int was probably insane as he was. Local legends abound that in his most humble beggining he would do readings for the locals. In one such this person stole something from another man outside and raputin was able to tell that he did, only he wasn't in that general area. Weird huh? I would like totake a look a some of those "prophecies" they probably are nothing but it my be interesting to see what the man was thinking what would be going on today...

[Forever Zero]

Are you kidding? He was illiterate. He spent most of his time boozing it up and making out with prostitutes. For the most part he was a sham, but he seemed to have some sort of skill with making the young prince, who suffered from hemophelia, actually better if he ever hurt himself since he couldn't heal himself properly.

[Darth SS]

*cough*

Could someone inform me of Neil's whereabouts?

And what's happened?

And how to beat a DDR addiction?

[IHateMakingNames]

1) No idea

2) Stuff

3) Play with your male friends, then when they laugh and insult you, you will stop.

[Forever Zero]

Well, other then the fact that you NEARLY GOT BOOTED FROM THE RP, welcome back.

The combat group is at the house.

Frankie is in route to an abandoned church.

Ted and Marcus have just fallen through the floor in the abandoned church.

You are in the combat group.

Anything else you can pick up as you go, or go back and read for history on why everyone is where they are...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Psychic Readings. You know like Jon Edwards(only Jon edwards is a bigger scam than rasputin.) I know this because I got him for my biography paper in high school. And your are extremely correct on the word prostitutes in the plural form. From what I mostly gathered he was a really lucky drunk who was to smart(ass) for his own good.

[Forever Zero]

From what I mostly gathered he was a really lucky drunk who was to smart(ass) for his own good.

Prett much from what I know as well. And John Edwards is just laughable how fake that all is.

[IHateMakingNames]

Who is John Edwards?

Though whoever he is, I'm guessing he does the thing where he gives a real general question (Some one you loved has died recently to old people), then just builds off on that with more general questions (South Park did an episode on it).

[Krylo]

Edwards's questions are slightly less general, but he gives them to a room full of people.

"I'm seeing... a f... did someone in this half of the audience, which has 20 people in it know someone with an f anywhere in their name, or a name that has a sort of f soundingish thing to it? No... ok, maybe it was coming from this part of the audience..."

Only he tends to break that up into more than one statement... but yah.

[Forever Zero]

Ahh, I need to fix the Team Status Sheet.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Alright I am going to teach you all how to do the mythical 8th impression technique of the rising sun! *Dramatic Lens Flare* The Cold Reading! For free!

Alright for this all you need is at least one person that you somewhat know(Prefreably a little gulliable), sunglassess, time and most importantly a place to sit down for the other person ( a table is optional). Now first and for most do not take of the sunglassess. You must observe the person like a hawk without them noticing! Next after they sit down first do this talk to the person and tell them simple stuff like " You are a very astute person who has a few very close friends but when they find new ones they push them out." generally stuff you have observed from them. Now eventually they are going to move either there hands or their arms. Keep telling this while you notice what they do. Every person has signals that say when they are going to move. You just have to notice them. As soon as one of these signals is Identified tell them smething like " you are going to move your arm." or " If I am boring you, you don't have to move your arms around I'll stop." Then if they stop they will know that they wanted to move the arm, but didn't either way the person will think that its amazing. After that the person will probably believe whatever bullshit you say.

[Darth SS]

Or, you can horribly fail by saying, "You won't lie to your girlfriend again. The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you."

[Dante]

Gack. Where am I? Been heavily distracted recently...

[lazy man]

I say we take any and all sharp objects from the kitchen and back to the mansion or some junk yard, just in case.

[Forever Zero]

Combat group. If anyone asks, they are in the combat group except for Ted, Frankie, and Marcus.

[Krylo]

Spirit/Jad. Get the book, even if you have to break the table. The book will be useful... once translated.

[Darth SS]

By an NPC of course.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Klatuu Barata N*coughhackweeze* *picks up the book*

[Forever Zero]

JAD, to your RP comment, I think being drunk would have an effect, but not always a good one. If you are drunk, you will recieve penalties to do anything, and if you disregard the monster an inch in front of your face as an illusion, you may not lose your sanity, but you will lose your head. Almost everything is a double-edged sword.

[lazy man]

Repost:
I say we take everything sharp from the kitchen or anywhere else in the house and put them in the mansion or a nearby junkyard, just in case.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

You think I already hadn't thought of that? I already have three back up scenarios...Which mostly involve My guy doing a dispicable act that would make Krylo crindge in disgust.

[Forever Zero]

Now the House Team has no where left to go but the Upstairs or... THE BASMENT, Muahahaha...

[lazy man]

Watch upstairs be more dangerous than the basement, *insert FZ's evil laaughter here*

[Forever Zero]

Ohh, he's good...

[Squishy Cheeks]

Klatuu Barata N*coughhackweeze* *picks up the book*

See i already made the prerequisite Necronomicon joke.

[Forever Zero]

It's not. You'll need to check it out to know what it is...

[Darth SS]

I vote anyone but me be the first to go downstairs.

[lazy man]

FZ, just because you said that, I'll be more paranoid than normal and stay downstairs until some head flys out from upstairs or the basement and run back to the mansion screaming and yelling

[Forever Zero]

You know if that happens SS, you'll be the first upstairs, and the Call universe takes a perverse glee in putting things were you don't expect them...

Also, if someone with a high Idea Roll enters the kitchen, they may notice something.

[lazy man]

Does 70 classify as a high Idea Roll?

[Forever Zero]

Yar.

[Squishy Cheeks]

I just want to know If I took a bit of stone debris and used it to draw a chal cross over the symbol would anything happen?

[Forever Zero]

I just want to know If I took a bit of stone debris and used it to draw a chal cross over the symbol would anything happen?

I don't think so. You would need to know a proper spell to enchant the Cross to negate the effects of the old sign with your new one. You can just go, you got the most important item there.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Would a santification work. It technically is a christian ward against evil spirits then. I do in theory have Holy 'water' even though it's been distilled.

[Forever Zero]

I don't see why not actually. The book does talk about religions being able to counter the Mythos in some minor ways, but only Mythos magic works on the big stuff. But I think that would work here.

[Squishy Cheeks]

I mean it's really a situation of my god can beat up your god. The Big Mythos boys are powerful but I think Iehova could take them one on one. But you got to think about. The big G is busy with a lot of followers., so at best your going to get a Seraphim, or Sephiroth of the Right Hand on your side. At worst you get an angel. Against a minor Mythos creature That would still be fairly effective.

[Forever Zero]

True, but their aren't any rules for summoning Angels or Archangels into a scene. I don't know what would be needed to summon an Angel, or any of the Etheral servants of God, or what sorts of stats they would have on a one for one basis. However, short of a powerful Great Old One, an Angel could beat just about anything the Mythos could throw at it I believe, but I don't think it's as easy as just asking God to send an Angel to smite his foes. However, now I am intrigued to look and see if there are any allowances for this in some sort of side book...

[IHateMakingNames]

Then any religion could do this, not just Christianity? Like some Greek person could sacrifice a sheep to Zues to go kill some mytho beast.

[Forever Zero]

In theory it's possible. I won't allow anything that mighty unless the rules allow it though, I'm saying that there is potential for it. Right now, he is just sticking with a simple anti-enchant to remove the enchantment on the Symbol. However, trying that on something with a powerful enchantment probably wouldn't work. There is actually one spell that a Catholic Priest would/could have, I just need to look it up and decide where he could learn it.

[lazy man]

Before I go to bed, I'd like to say that Paul isn't going to go upstairs or into the basement, just because I don't like something happening to me while I'm sleeping. I'll just say he'll look at the stuff downstairs alittle more closely.

[Squishy Cheeks]

In Angeology, It's not till You get to Archangels and the upper choirs do angels become something special. Here's a list of the choirs if your interested. http://www.catholic.org/saints/anglchoi.shtml

[IHateMakingNames]

Who would win, a cultist summoning Lucifer or a cultist summoning Cthulhu?

[Squishy Cheeks]

I'm going to give it to Cthulhu, only cause if you read Mountains of Madness it becomes dubious who his stronger, God or the elder gods. And God could kick Lucifers ass. Lucifer wasn't even a Seraphim, he was a Cherabim.

[Forever Zero]

1. I always thought Angels were higher up then they were...

2. Hard call. Lucifer has no stats, and Cthulhu is hella' big and strong. Let me put it this way, Cthulhu has 21 points of armor, regenerates 6 damage a turn, has 160 HP, and does 21D6 of bonus damage a turn, not even regular damage. It's a tough call, but my moneys on Cthulhu.

EDIT: Searches came back negative, so no members of the Choirs will be joining us this RP...

[IHateMakingNames]

How about Shiva? Or Hades/Pluto?

[Squishy Cheeks]

I think the Quote went like this. “Your God is as young as yesterday. My master was here way before.”

[Forever Zero]

I don't know wnough about Shiva except that I think she is the God of Death for some oriental religion. As for Hades/Pluto, he was never that strong in the first place. All his actions were deciet and trickery. He mostly just made deals, and got kicked out of Olympus by Zeus. Hades is sort of equal to Nyarlethhotep (Probably spelled the name worng, but I'm too lazy to look it up), and Cthulhu would have his way with him. Cthulhu would whup Hades easy.

EDIT: I really need to find some Lovecraft books...

[Forever Zero]

Alright, I am tempted to kill him just on principle of humor alone, but can anyone tell me what he was supposed to have drawn/said on the wall?

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Heh Its a paradigim. Its an impossibility. Its a Led Baloon. However I will tell you more if you promise not to kill my character.

[Forever Zero]

... Alright, what is it, and what dod you say?

[IHateMakingNames]

Did it even exist in the 1920s?

[Forever Zero]

Most likely not, which may lead to an anachronistic paradox that makes his head explode...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

It did. Don't worry about that. The Symbol on top of the feather is actually three symbols. However that is before its inverted. When its inverted it means "The Hammer of The Gods" in general a reference to Thor. Now nobody is sure what is means upside down because the way the symbol is laid out. Now the feather is "The sacred feather of Mu" which as just a made up race that was tossed around by occultist in the 1880s that was started by supposedly alister crowley. The latin means "All is one one is all" basically an anagram. TODAY however its part of the title of Led Zeppelin 4. as for the words well just spur of the moment. My guy would now most of this through his occult knowledge baisically it would be like a ward.

[Forever Zero]

Still tempted to make your head explode... But I'll allow it.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Whew thanks. I will remember your mercy.

[Krylo]

make his head explode

[Forever Zero]

Sorry, he was able to explain away the potential anachronism, avoiding the Anachronistic Paradoxal Head Explosion.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Hey at least I din't say "Eat shit and die squid man." in latin and urinate the symbol for the anus of the gods... I could have had done that or worse...

[Forever Zero]

That would have resulted in such a painful head explosion... I might have needed to invoke the Song of Hastur for something of that magnitude, or maybe the Death Spell...

...and urinate the symbol for the anus of the gods...

Crap, now either IHMN or krylo are going to want to know what the symbol is, and/or make jokes about it to death...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I actually had to do that as a distraction once. And my character died a ineffable death that would make Krylo vomit. Hey Krylo's old avatar is back!

They will have to look it up. I can't do it in paint.

[Forever Zero]

You had to do that... as a distraction? You had some crazy Call games...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I always had a high luck roll. I always got the shitiest jobs. Like the plan to lure out The Black Goat of the woods. I do not want ot go to deep into it but they dressed my character up as a goat... Anyway Lucas was a crazy guy when it came to GMing. His most infamous monster is a Rabid Chinchilla on Crack and Steriods with venomus teeth. Not to mention that I never am the leader in RP's for good reason but that was often my downfall in my call days...

[Forever Zero]

...Rabid Chinchilla on Crack and Steriods with venomus teeth.

He made that!? That is almost too good to pass up, I wonder what the stats of that would look like...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Its a DnD Critter but it is basically one hit kills if you hit it but its the fastest thing on earth strong as hell, deadly as a cobra, unrelenting and have beady red eyes thats all you have to remember when creating one. I had the DnD stats on my laptop but its out of commission. To do it in call just remember that it has a small size and only 1 or 2 HP but just remember to make most of its other stats that invovle movement and other stuff big. Also in Call it would probably cause at least 1 sanity check (" What the hell is that thing? AIEEE IT JUST KILLED MARK! Run away Run away!")

[Dante]

Isn;t that stolen straight from Holy Grail? One Holy Hand Grenade would kill it pronto.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I know it is. But I would not normaly think of making such creature. (although I might put one in my new RP bwahahaha.) But the thing is, its something that is so awesome that if you have logic like that in character creation ( Or if your like him and get ALL of your good ideas from monty python...) why not? And yes The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch would kill it pronto but it kills everything else as well.

[Krylo]

...I really would like to hear about this death that would make me vomit...

[Forever Zero]

...I really would like to hear about this death that would make me vomit...

Ahh, now that's a response I should have seen coming...

[Dante]

...I really would like to hear about this death that would make me vomit...

It would certainly involve feeding krylo emetics until he puked his guts out.

[Krylo]

FZ: I'm intrigued by something that would make me ill to my stomach, much less actually throw-up. I find myself doubting his claim.

Dante: That's cheating.

[Truce]

Okay, since I've been gone (busy and all that), I'll just pretend my guy was at back at the house, looking over materials and getting anything he could, okay? He's been gone that long that it would have been unnatural for him to not do anything.

Before he heads to the house, is there anything I could possibly use at all? I mean, he has a gun and some Cthulhu Mythos knowledge, but I'm not exactly sure what he can do with that stuff.

[Dante]

Dante: That's cheating.

All's fair in gruesome, stomach churning murders, krylo...

[Krylo]

Next mission, Frankie is on the front lines. Why? Because waiting for everyone else to get to 10 PM is boring. Especially when some of them are at 12:30 am. Besides... he should have decently high dodge by next mission. And yes, I am counting on him surviving this one. The way things are going, by the time he gets to the house, they should know exactly what they have to do in order to contain and dispel the spirit of mr. what's his name... and he doesn't seem has powerful as a lurker.

[CelesJessa]

Hello everyone! ^_^ I'm back. So... has Clara died? ^^;; I would think so, but hopefully I got lucky.

Anyway. I would catch myself up, but I'm on my way to school, so if anyone would be so kind to kinda... summarize what has happened over the weekend or so, I would appreciate it VERY much so, but if nobody wants to, I'll catch myself up when I get home.

[Dante]

What happened? Well, we (lazy, IHMN and myself) went into the house, and were busy puttering around inside doing nothing of consequence.

In the meantime, Spirit, JAD and krylo (I think) were exploring a church, whereupon the floor collapsed and they found a tome of some kind. Then Spirit started drawing holy symbols and chanting Latin exorcism rituals.

I know, the house team didn't do much...

[Dr DR]

Ahem. I'm at the house too thank you very much.

[Dante]

Oh, sorry, my old man brain must ahve forgotten...

[Krylo]

Also, Me... being smarter than they, decided to go to the cop shop instead of the church. So it's just spirit and Jad in the church, Frankie is currently a few hours ahead of them and in a cab headed to the church.

[Forever Zero]

When he gets there however, he will probably realize they left and either go to the house, or back to the mansion.

And even the House Team is going slowly this time... You'd think it would be easier to post searching rooms...

[lazy man]

It's not my fault. I'm waiting for other people to post so I don't end up searching every square inch of the house and, just because of that search, have another guy's head lobbed off or some other thing. People just don't seem to be posting for some reason.

[Forever Zero]

*Sigh* It's probably because no one wants to lose their char, so they let everyone else go first in hopes that they get killed/eaten/melted/driven insane/blown up instead instead of their own char...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Its called The Save your own ass principle. In Cthulhu Its better to let everyone else die as long as you survive. And I still refuse to Post my horrible death in Call...

[lazy man]

Well, after the first mission people seemed to grasp the fact that being a wuss was a good thing. Then again, they don't realize it's a bad thing because nothing will happen if they're curled up in a corner, and then you'll just make the monster/ghost/demon/god/chinchilla/whatever attack us out of boredom.

[Forever Zero]

Actually, I will probably just leave the main evil hidden wherever, and just begin to throw semi-random monsters at you until you are either all dead, or start doing stuff again...

[lazy man]

I think that means that we should either leave the house or go upstairs...

[Forever Zero]

I'm mostly not serious, so don't worry. I'll give it another day, but everyone cowering on the first floor is getting old fast, and the Main Monster does have a trick or two up his sleeve I could use if this takes too long...

[lazy man]

uh-oh.....alright, I'll go do something.

[Squishy Cheeks]

He's hiding in the water! Shoot the water!

[Forever Zero]

Hmm, thought, Jad and Spirit, what are your chars doing now that they are done at the church? Are they going to leave and go to the house, or leave and go to the mansion, or for reasons unknown stay there and just happen to encounter krylo's char when he shows up...

EDIT: Bah, Jad's just paranoid... Wait, did it just move?

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I think we should take an example of the The Scooby Doo Postulate whenever the party splits up something bad will almost always happen to at least one of the parties.Especially if its night.

So I say we to the house but try to stay safe in all circumstances oh wait its night. Then one of our groups is fucked.

[Krylo]

You know... Frankie tells you guys that he'll meet you at the church... so you all just go steal a book and then run like hell? You're horrible friends. HORRIBLE!

Also, it's still noonish for the house team... it's only night for Frankie and you guys.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I guess we will wait up...

[IHateMakingNames]

I'm not doing much because I've already done half of the exploring, and some people (Dante) are obvsiously purposely sitting back instead of exploring.

[Forever Zero]

That's a fair point.

And I know how I would react in Marcus'/Ted's situation...

"You think there is something down there, you find it. We're not going back in there..."

REPOST: You guys know your way from here... If you do something that requires my input, I'll input, but for the ost part you know what your doing now at the church...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

At least there won't be any books made out of baby skin. With The Eye of a baby seal on the cover for decoration.

[Krylo]

"You think there is something down there, you find it. We're not going back in there..."I wouldn't have minded that much.

And Spirit... watch FZ put that in the cabinet thingie now.

[Forever Zero]

And Spirit... watch FZ put that in the cabinet thingie now.

Muahaha...

"You find a book, which on examination, is bound in the skin of babies, with baby seal's eyes all over the cover, and puppy ears as a page saver. You open it to find the pages were written in the blood of one hundred virgins, and one dog. You mutter, "We will avenge the dog..." "

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

"Der duh Durf But FZ is my friend ka derf..."

If it is I will urinate the worst symbol in my imagination and say the most ungodly thing you ever heard in Latin. And FZ would be forced to translate or I would say it...Just kidding

[lazy man]

I should just finish exploring the house or leave. I'm thinking more about leaving, but FZ would probably send a monster to kill me at the mansion, seeing as how he wants almost the whole place explored.

Note: This house is starting to make me really paranoid and I just want everything done. Prefferably not by me or at least with someone following me.

[Krylo]

If no one goes upstairs with lazy willingly, I say you mark everyone in the house group with a number, roll a die, and whichever person the die lands on you force into the basement, FZ.

[Forever Zero]

If no one goes upstairs with lazy willingly, I say you mark everyone in the house group with a number, roll a die, and whichever person the die lands on you force into the basement, FZ.

I like that idea, and my die system does allow for a 4 sided die...

[lazy man]

I like it too, only because it's something that doesn't involve me.

[Krylo]

FZ, he was asking Marcus if he had anything to carry them in... because Frankie stopped taking his backpack everywhere since he has the mansion now... and he wasn't expecting to go exploring a church where he might find stuff he'd need to bring back. If Marcus doesn't, he'll just take off his coat, put them all inside, and tie it up to carry them to the mansion.

[Forever Zero]

I know you were asking Marcus, but in case you expected me to reveal to one of you any items that might help. You are most likely going to have to go with the jacket idea, although you might have a box in the car to use, it is pretty far away...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I always carry the med bag! Its useful and in Call who knows when it will be used...

[Dante]

Did we all go back together? And on a side note, I seem to like FZ's DM fiat powers...

[Krylo]

House Team: Go to a hardware store, buy some fuses, go back to the house, fix the fuse box, and then there will be power in the basement.

Why do I have to think of everything?

[Forever Zero]

No, it is probably about 1:00 PM by now for you, and the investigators are at the house.

EDIT: You know that without trying, I have set up tension in the air about what will happen next. The expectation of horror can be just as horrible as the horror itself....

EDIT 2: Probably has to do with your high INT score...

REPOST: Oh yeah, and this is what the door to the basement looks like, courtesy of SMBC...

[lazy man]

The sign and everything?

[Forever Zero]

No, it was a joke...

[lazy man]

Oh.....damn gullability.....

Anyway, who's gonna go into the basement.

[Forever Zero]

Well, you fell for my joke, so it sounds like you... J/K

[Dante]

I wish I had a flamethrower.

"...And the LORD said, "Let there be light!"

*FOOM*

"...and so there was."

[Forever Zero]

.

[Dante]

Hey, I posted that!

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I was killed by a flamethrower in Call once. It was a part of the Brutal Death that I will never post. Partially because I want to save face.

[Forever Zero]

*Looks over files* Umm... Yep, I think so. It was a good pic...

Hey, anyone want to do a check to see if there were Flamethrowers in 1928?

[Squishy Cheeks]

Ja mein DM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flame-thrower

[Dante]

Can I get one of those if that's the case?

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

There were. They were invented a little before world war one. I think..

[Forever Zero]

Hmm, only the Germans really had them, so this would be some sort of Super-Rare weapon... But you never know where the Call universe will send you to investigate...

[Krylo]

They're pretty rare... but maybe if you give the specs to frankie... he could use his physics and chemistry knowledge to develop a makeshift one over one of the mission breaks, probably...

Just need to mix styrofoam with gasoline for the 'napalm', then develop a delivery/lighting system.

[Dante]

Bucket is good.

[Forever Zero]

They're pretty rare... but maybe if you give the specs to frankie... he could use his phsyics and chemistry knowledge to develop a makeshift one over one of the mission breaks...

That's actually a pretty good idea. It would be messy though, and have a decent failure rate that would be a disaster if it failed since you couldn't make one as efficently as a full fledged factory could, and it would take a whole new skill to wield it and certain stats (Not just any weakling could heft that massive tank around), but it could be possible, and devestating against some enemies...

Wasn't 1928 a bit early for styrofoam?

[Squishy Cheeks]

http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blpolystyrene.htm

polystrene was invented in 1922 but wasn't commercially manufactured till 1930

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Fun with Flamethrowers Or how Frankie Killed us all in our sleep on accident. That is what the chapter would read...

[Forever Zero]

Man JAD, your just a fountain of info...

So your homemade napalm is close, but no cigar. In about two years though it may be possible if the RP lasts that long.

[Krylo]

I'm not sure... but there are other chemicals he could use. Mix Acetone and gasoline for instance. A flammable liquid and an oxidating agent = bad shit.

And I figure everyone could spend the first week between missions studying a certain skill (like Dante could do welding or whatever, because he's the strong one, and Frankie could buff up his chemistry... reading up on actual flame throwers [for a bonus to the roll to mixing the right chemicals for that in particular], etc. etc.), then they'd spend the next two weeks actually building it.

[Forever Zero]

Actually, your Occult skill may FINALLY come in handy. Who do you think this is Spirit, I narrowed it down two gods and I am fairly certain of who it is...

[Forever Zero]

Spirit, since you don't know his true name, you remember a reference like this to a tribe/cult that called him Thu Thu.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Guys...Look up Callof the Cthulhu The one who waits in the dark FAQ on google...and put it on more then 10 responses...

[Krylo]

Thu Thu? ...Oh jesus... can't it be nyal... whatever or something?

Also, you should mention what else spirit would know past the name.

[Forever Zero]

He doesn't remember much. It was a passing reference in an occult book. They were a small tribe in Africa, that believed some sort of aquatic diety would rise up one day and smash the world in two. It was huge, and mostly seemed squidlike in appearance. The natives called it Thu Thu, and, in their tounge, The One Who Waits in the Darkness...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Aww Damn. Why oh why do I think we are all going to die? Especially my character. Anyhow, We are on google YAY! Or one of the old threads are. I think I will have my guy feverently search the library through the night...

[Squishy Cheeks]

Beware squidface.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

So your homemade napalm is close, but no cigar. In about two years though it may be possible if the RP lasts that long.

Not really. Actually a better mixture can be obtained using common plastics and coconut oil. Which were both available at the time...Do not aske me how I know this...

[Dante]

I really, really wanted to post this.

"Paul."

Paul didn't respond.

"Hey, Paul."

Still nothing. Now Tommy was getting spooked. He walked up to the man, and slapped him on the back.

"Hey, you-"

He was cut off short as Paul keeled over, hitting the floor with a great thump and raising a huge cloud of dust. Tommy went over to him and placed two fingers on his neck. His face turned pale, and he drew back, horrified.

"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED PAUL! YOU BASTARDS!"

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Heh Funny...

[lazy man]

I elect either Dante or IHMN to go into the basement. The thing doesn't seem to like coming out in the early pm hours and it's only about 1pm, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem...

[Krylo]

For godsake. One of you vets pull him out of there, go to the damn store, buy a fuse, fix the basement lights, and THEN go down when the whole place will be lit up instead of just what little the flashlight covers.

FZ, feed someone to a monster if I have to say that again.

[Darth SS]

Krylo, you speak in reason.


However, Neil is more likely to shoot something if there's a sudden action.

[Dante]

I'm feeling rather suicidal, actually.

EDIT: And Tommy didn't see the fusebox.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I think some bodies are going to fall down. Ghost of Cultist? Yep people are gonna die, from what I can gather...

[Forever Zero]

Depends on what the cultist ghost wants from you... Maybe it wants you to go away, or maybe it wants to EAT YOUR SOULS!

EDIT: Your stuck until the team returns. And you do realize staying up till 3:00 AM will have consequences most likely...

[Krylo]

OR... maybe it wants your anal virginity!

RUN! RUN LIKE HELL!

[Forever Zero]

OR... maybe it wants your anal virginity!

Eww, hell no.

[Dante]

Whenever krylo is around, the topic invariably turns to sex. I think krylo is a Shikima or something.