RaiRO Wing Wong Thread! ver. 2.0 [Archive]

Martie

02-11-2008, 05:50 PM

I don't remember why we came on this subject, but here it is :

Hotarubi : need agi
Laestell : usually things are put into me
Fachx : so many numbers!
Raelin : lmao
Hotarubi : thanks
Martie : I like girls with stap-on
Fachx : HEHE
Fachx : what's that martie?
Skyshot : *backs away from Martie*
Fachx : you like to be fucked with a strapon?
Raelin : XD
Fachx : YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Fachx : also
Fachx : going the wrong way too
Martie : I like it both way
ErhobenenWolf : always knew there was something odd about martie
Your Speed has increased.
You got Worn Out Page 1
Owl Baron : Let us settle this!
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
dark ryder : agi please
HP/SP recovery increased.
dark ryder : thanks
Martie : prostast simulation gives so much better orgasm
Martie : so strap-on ftw
Owl Duke : Come here, and entertain me!
ErhobenenWolf : dont' need to know these things
Laestell : Is that why so many guys go to their own team these days?
Martie : maybe
Fachx : ewwwwwwww
Laestell : I guess plugging it really does work
Fachx : oh
Angelus canceled.
Fachx : did anyone need the black charmstone?
Fachx : that is, anyone have the black key?
Fachx : anyone?
Hotarubi : I have the black crystal
Laestell : >>
Fachx : guess not
Owl Duke : Come here, and entertain me!
Martie : I was serious <<
ErhobenenWolf : ?
Owl Duke : Come here, and entertain me!
ErhobenenWolf : martie, methinks you've had a bit much to drink
Big Bad Wolf : no such
Hotarubi : I'll just say this before we get to thana
Hotarubi : if no one is looking for the eagle wing set
Laestell : someone stop handing me phallic objects. D:
Raelin : Ahaha
ErhobenenWolf : ?
Laestell : two spears.
Luck increased.
Fachx : o.O
Fachx : ok wolf-person
Skyshot : Martie, I think there's something about you you're not admitting to
Fachx : click the contraption down there
Skyshot : yourself.
Skyshot : Fachx.
Fachx : wut?
Laestell : order is
Skyshot : That sentence was NOT what I needed to read in the midst of that
Skyshot : discussion.
Laestell : Up, down, shift, up, up.
Fachx : heheh
dark ryder : anyone see a thana yet?
Fachx : double click the mouse, eh?
Fachx : get it?
Fachx : :<
Laestell : Oh wow I am dying of laughter
Laestell : XD
Fachx : oh good
Laestell : doof
Skyshot : Okay, so all who thinks Martie has a REALLY creepy fetish, say aye.
Fachx : AYE
Owl Baron : Let us settle this!
Laestell : Hey man.
Big Bad Wolf : aye
Laestell : so used to talk to krylo
Laestell : and dante
ErhobenenWolf : got it
Fachx : but to each their own, i guess
Laestell : Martie is TAME

Patrat

02-11-2008, 06:24 PM

If this is the RaiRO wing wong, I want to be like KP and do the out of context quotes!
YUSH.
Let's start from the begining... of 1.0

Legolass : now just need some tights

Edan : Corruptus looks like a groom
Corruptus : and 5 grooms?
Naoki : Sexy Lesbian wedding o.o;?

Lilly : put ur pants bake on
Paratroopa : Oh that is so hot D:

Lina Inverse : i am going to 69 myself

Francium : so i'm a girl

July : Pat made love to Irene's peco!

Atreya : Tataku outside, in Legs

And now for Sammy singing over broadcast...
Sammael: Here I am at six o clock in the morning
Sammael: still thinking about you
Sammael: it's still hard at six o clock in the morning
Sammael: to sleeep without ytou
Sammael: and i know that in my seems to late for love
Sammael: all I know
Sammael: I need you now. More then words can say I need you now
Sammael: before I lose my mind I need you nooooooooow
Sammael: here I am I'm looking out my windowd, I'm dreaming about you
Sammael: and I know, at 6 o clock in the morning
Sammael: I feel you beside me
Magnificat canceled.
Sammael: and I know that in light it seems to late for love

Main@RaiRai: WILL SOMEONE JUST HAVE SEX WITH THE MAN TO
Main@RaiRai: SHUT HIM UP.

more to come.

Kikero

02-11-2008, 06:46 PM

I recall the day I said that, though not the date. The temperature stated on the 9 o'clock news was 24 degrees.

In the Dallas/Fort Worth area, that's really fucking cold.
Now just imagine Houston that cold.

Mondt

02-11-2008, 06:53 PM

We should rename this a RaiRO Wing Wong thread and just have everyone post their funniest chats.I tried in 1.0. It failed miserably because people couldn't get past the part that said "Wing Wong" and would not shut up about it.

So yeah, the savechat thread is a better idea.

>.>

magmarashi

02-11-2008, 06:55 PM

Still my favorite quote from savechat:

(This was back in 1.0, when Dular decided to give up leading Eyes of Darkness to basically whoever in the guild wanted to lead)
Dular : But yeah...Being leader of EoD is a big responsibility.
Stryke : you will shoot yourself quickley
Stryke : it is herding cats all who have nukes

Do you happen to remember what possessed me to say yes? :sweatdrop

Kikero

02-11-2008, 07:07 PM

The same reason everyone wants laser-sharks?

Nagato Yuki

02-11-2008, 07:35 PM

I tried in 1.0. It failed miserably because people couldn't get past the part that said "Wing Wong" and would not shut up about it.

So yeah, the savechat thread is a better idea.

>.>

Title changed ANYWAY! I blame uh. mctahr for writing a funny story that related to it. >>;

shiney

02-11-2008, 07:53 PM

Wing Wong!!

RaiRai

02-11-2008, 07:57 PM

Main@RaiRai: WILL SOMEONE JUST HAVE SEX WITH THE MAN TO
Main@RaiRai: SHUT HIM UP.

I seriously said that? I can hardly believe I've been logged on long enough to type something of that kind of depth and level of logic.

squarewavedreams

02-11-2008, 08:04 PM

Do you happen to remember what possessed me to say yes? :sweatdrop

Cause nobody else would do it (except Alfrado and there was no friggin' way there)?

I dunno it's been way too long. D:

Orion Pulse

02-11-2008, 08:38 PM

From way back when we had yesnelph, and were defending Reph too.

elm : try the new HP enhancement pills, it'll make you a meatier meat shield
Attack Speed is up.
Teralis : you have more than me LP >.>
Dante Lark : Belm
LP Voltaire : I only have more 'cause of cards
LP Voltaire : !
Dante Lark : those aren't HP enhancement pills
LP Voltaire : speaking of
Dante Lark : >>
Dante Lark : <<
Belm : they aren't?
dark ryder : hey op
Dante Lark : but they do make you meatier
Hawkins : What happens if the effects last longer than 4 hours?
dark ryder : you need a picky card for abs?
Orion Pulse : eh?
Belm : interesting
Belm : see your local alchemist
Belm : and or priest
Rellik : whats abs mean?
Rival : XD
dark ryder : artisian blacksmith
Teralis : i need that one card, 8% hp/sp
Donna : I can't see what I'm doing with all that XP
Rival : verit?
Rellik : o
Teralis : is that Verit?
Orion Pulse : change the camera angle, Donna.
Donna : It's too bright
Teralis : oh, and to refine my shit
Attack Speed is Down.
Donna : I can't see through it
Hawkins : Yep. I'm hunting one for myself right now
Orion Pulse : @effect off
Orion Pulse : erp
Orion Pulse : @effect
LP Voltaire : the firepillars?
Orion Pulse : ...
Orion Pulse : the hell...
Donna : @effect
Donna : >>;
Rival : ./?
Dante Lark : @effect off
Effects Off
LP Voltaire : ./effect off?
Orion Pulse : there we go.
Dante Lark : wait no
Orion Pulse : yeah, that one.
Orion Pulse : do that.
Rival : hehe
Dante Lark : it's the slash
Donna : Never mind
Effects On
Rival : XD
Donna : I'll just live with it XD
Rival : yay me~!
Attack Speed is up.
Rellik : yay rival
Rival : ={D
LP Voltaire : *yawns*
Teralis : ah shit, needed my survivor rod
Rival : stache'o DOOM!
Belm : mustache smiley?!
Rellik : lol
Belm : you genius!
LP Voltaire : tera you want my wand with fabre?
Belm : now make one with a beard
Rival : skala pointed it out to mee
Rival : i got one with a goteeish
Teralis : nah, my Tablet'll have to do
Teralis : for now
Orion Pulse : =D>
Rival : ={D-
Rellik : wait a gotee
Orion Pulse : pointy beard.
Rellik : = D}
Rival : SO PATCH!
LP Voltaire : well ifyou need it lemme know
Rellik : =D}
Rival : or...however you spell it.
Rellik : ok
Belm : soul
Orion Pulse : =D#
Rival : XD
Orion Pulse : wooly!
Attack Speed is Down.
Attack Speed is up.
Rival : =D$$
LP Voltaire : =^-^=
Rival : rich mother fucker
Rival : KITTY!
LP Voltaire : meow
Rival : *barks*
Belm : shaddup Rival!
LP Voltaire : that's katars
Rellik : *moos*
Rival : Rell did it!
Belm : trying to watch the castle
Rellik : what?
Rellik : no i moo'd
Rival : cows always take the blame.
Orion Pulse : they're just so damn TASTY.
Rellik : o damn i should have known that
Rival : learn that you damn MOO COW!
Attack Speed is up.
Fullerene : eh its a MOOt point
LP Voltaire : murfs
Rellik : hey bro finally youre talking
Teralis : great OP, now you got me wanting steak
Belm : lol
Orion Pulse : hehehe.
LP Voltaire : sorry my casting is so off
Teralis : and Full, i'll kill you
Rival : lol
Rellik : lol
Teralis : horrible joke
Belm : I liked it
Teralis : horrible
Rival : D}=
Attack Speed is up.
Rellik : i want some action ehre damnit!
Rival : DONT SAY THAT>
LP Voltaire : daddy sang bass, mamma sang tenner~
Belm : hehe, Dickable Afternoons
Rellik : i mean i dont want any action damnit!
Rival : be carefull what you wask for Rell
Teralis : ooh, i hope NT shows up again, i need someone to kill
Rellik : wask for?
Hawkins : "Mama's got a squeezebox...."
Rival : yes...wask
Rellik : i see
Rival : wike the wabbit says
Rellik : lol
LP Voltaire : *squeaks*
Attack Speed is Down.
Rival : =P
Attack Speed is up.
Rellik : ={P
LP Voltaire : dad just asked why I was yawning
Rival : THE STACHE SPREADS!
Rellik : *gasp*
Belm : you must stop it!
Rival : naw
Donna : You yawn because of the sympathetic nervous system
Rival : i planted the seed, now you must water it belm.
LP Voltaire : with only four hours sleep?
Orion Pulse : you put your seed in...wait, just nevermind.
Belm : wait a minute, since when did I have a beard..
Orion Pulse : don't wanna know.
Rival : XD
LP Voltaire : >->
Rellik : lol
Gwen Fayrfax has logged in.
LP Voltaire : OP
Rival : LMFAO
LP Voltaire : shush
Rival : ROLF
Belm : Rival and I have a special relationship
Rival : oh good lord.
LP Voltaire : >->
Rival : very special
Rellik : rival youre cheating on me?
Dante Lark : BARD #2 has logged in
Rival : we are...two heads.
Donna : The Donna is a girl, because her estrogen says so
Attack Speed is Down.
LP Voltaire : Imma have to talk to rival later
LP Voltaire : wait
Attack Speed is up.
LP Voltaire : he's cheating on me
Teralis : so cheat on him!
Rival : ...no >> <<
LP Voltaire : with donna?
Rival : DAMN IT BELM
Orion Pulse : JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
Fullerene : im up for some cheatin lp
Donna : O o
Rival : i said no....
Teralis : ooh, and tape it too
Belm : until someone, not saying names..(LP!), stole him from me..
Rival : wait
Donna : Say what with donna?
Rival : YES LP!
Rival : cheat on me with donna
Rival : =D
LP Voltaire : >->
Hawkins : I had no idea your relationship was that open...
Donna : >>
Orion Pulse : XD
Teralis : LP, if you cheat on him with donna, tape it
Rival : XD
Teralis : and send us all copies
Fullerene : id buy that for a dollar
Rival : me too
Rellik : lol
Dante Lark : good for morale
Rival : i will subscripe.
Teralis : i'd spend 5 dollars
LP Voltaire : lag
Rival : 100!
Rival : and....save chat
Rellik : 1trillion
Belm : nooo

ProphetX

02-12-2008, 12:38 AM

Hell Nikki I dont even remember that. While not as far fetched as yours, still interesting

Fullerene

02-12-2008, 12:45 AM

ninja pun ftw, yeah i actually popped in from afk just to deliver that awesome pun(that had nothing to do with some show about a bunch of friends or something)

DraconisMaster

02-12-2008, 01:05 AM

Here's one I randomly found in my savechat bin:
Sweetheart, on the horrible place that is Medusas,

Main@Sweetheart: I would rather lick the manuered udder of an infected goat
Main@Sweetheart: than play here
Main@AniPriest: You have such VOCABULARY.
Main@Corruptus: :(
Main@Sweetheart: I would rather tie my hair in knots and go to bed with it wet
Main@Sweetheart: than fight here
Main@Corruptus: :(
Main@Sweetheart: I would rather enjoy a night alone with... hm, Tori than
Main@Sweetheart: spend another moment here.
Main@Sweetheart: The ONLY reason why I am here is because of my friends.
Main@Rodsan: Kill Mukas
Main@Sweetheart: -_-
Main@Grimmage: kill soils
Main@Sweetheart: I would rather Frenchkiss *gasp* DRACORION than spend
Main@Grimmage: wow
Main@Grimmage: that is a lot oif hat
Main@Dracorion: Whoa.
Main@Sweetheart: one more moment in this putrid example of torrential meds.

And a bit of pure fact from a Thana party earlier:
Lukav : soullinkers make everything fun

And why mobs in Thana maybe aren't such a great idea:
Your Speed has increased.
Owl Duke : Come here, and entertain me!
Owl Duke : Come here, and entertain me!
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Not a word was removed from that.

pearljamais

02-12-2008, 01:35 AM

There are things you think you'll never miss.... this is not one of those times.

This is fucking long too >>

Rival : hold, hold...
Orion Pulse : you guys wanna sing the song?
Bork : YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twink : doesn't know what else to do
Lyra Silvertongue : ha ha Bork
Rival : DO EET!@
LP Voltaire : Which song?
Orion Pulse : the barney song.
Rival : barny song?
LP Voltaire : ewwwww
Fullerene : ah hem
Twink : (my girlfriends a psychologist, i pick up shit like this)
Lyra Silvertongue : omg never!
Rival : River fears barney..
LP Voltaire : I love you, you love me
Tev Loneglade : Some [people started singing it not knowing what it was?
Twink : (future psychologist**)
Bork : OH, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!!!!!!!!!!
Lyra Silvertongue : *covers her ears*
Orion Pulse : no seriously.
Orion Pulse : it's either that or...
Orion Pulse : wait.
Bork : EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orion Pulse : even better.
Tev Loneglade : and they continue singing it forever just because....
Odraun : I liked barney when i was like 3 >>
Lyra Silvertongue : *sings
Lyra Silvertongue : argle >>
Lyra Silvertongue : *tries again*
LP Voltaire : Barney is a nazi
LP Voltaire : he brain washes us
Rival : argle?
Bork : Yeah, but he brainwashed us with love.
Lyra Silvertongue : *sings "I'm Henry the VIII"*
[ The Heat Says: ]
[ I love you, You Love me, We're a Happy Family...~ ]
Rival : xD
LP Voltaire : oh god
Orion Pulse : there.
Twink : *slaps "THE HEAT"**
Rival : i know that one lyra
LP Voltaire : thank you OP
Lyra Silvertongue : yes...argle...as in argle bargle
Orion Pulse : she'll see that when she logs on.
LP Voltaire : thank you very much
LP Voltaire : Twink
Rival : hehehehe
Orion Pulse : IMMA GOOD HUSBAND
Orion Pulse : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lyra Silvertongue : XP
LP Voltaire : Lyrics of the day please?
Odraun : i dnt think i wanna log in anymore if thats the message...
Lyra Silvertongue : you're made of evil OP
LP Voltaire : I gotta get that out of my head
Lyra Silvertongue : no Awesome in you
LP Voltaire : and no
Rival : xD
LP Voltaire : I'm not going to log out
Twink : i'm going afk for a few minutes
Orion Pulse : awesomely holy evil.
LP Voltaire : until that's changed
Twink : gonna do some dishes
Lyra Silvertongue : lol
Orion Pulse : put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Rival : how will you know it changed?
LP Voltaire : I don't have a pipe
LP Voltaire : it'll show up
Rival : *hands LP a pipe?*
Lyra Silvertongue : good job LP...he'll keep it that way forever now >>
Twink : lp
Fullerene : ah hem
Fullerene : please dont kick me for thsi
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
LP Voltaire : *stares at it and poors bubbles in it*
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Twink : LISTEN TO MEH!!!
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Fullerene : forever just because
Orion Pulse : we could always have more gladiator battles.
LP Voltaire : yes?
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Twink : lol
Fullerene : forever just because
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Fullerene : forever just because
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Lyra Silvertongue : *kicks anyway*
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Fullerene : forever just because
Rival : D=
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Fullerene : forever just because
Fullerene : forever just because
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Fullerene : forever just because
LP Voltaire : hold on
Rival : STOP MOTHER FUCKER!
Bork : Full's got skills
Rival : STOP MOTHER FUCKER!
Rival : STOP MOTHER FUCKER!
Rival : STOP MOTHER FUCKER!
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Rival : STOP MOTHER FUCKER!
LP Voltaire : FULL STOP IT
LP Voltaire : Please
Lyra Silvertongue : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *head aspoldes*
LP Voltaire : too much spam
Rival : XD
[ Member Twink ] : first of all ...slap him
Orion Pulse : ...
Rival : someone...pick up lyra parts
Odraun : i blinked what happened?
Orion Pulse : Full.
[ To Twink ] : which one?
[ To Twink ] : full?
[ Member Twink ] : yeah
Orion Pulse : you now must give me the goibnes.
[ To Twink ] : I'll galdly hit him
Rival : she brain juiced me....
Fullerene : dont got it
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
[ Member Twink ] : 2nd of all i told dante to message you if he needs to talk to me
LP Voltaire : *slaps Full* sorry was a request
Orion Pulse : to atone for the epic phail.
[ To Twink ] : okay
[ Member Twink ] : so if he does..tell me whenever i come back
[ To Twink ] : I will
[ Member Twink ] : thx hun
Rival : Hi Rae!
[ To Twink ] : *hugs*
Fullerene : i must erase this evil from my hotchat
Orion Pulse : fuck is twink?
Raelin : Hai
[ Member Twink ] : *hugs back*
Orion Pulse : where the hell is he...
LP Voltaire : he's with us
Rival : Yesn
Twink : i'm frickin busy!
Twink : lol
Tev Loneglade : Damn you Gators! I don't want your ygg seeds! I want your card!
Orion Pulse : fuck your busy!
LP Voltaire : but he's gotta wash dishes
Orion Pulse : we gots loot bitch!
Rival : oh, i have 59+11 luk
LP Voltaire : I wanna be a care bear
Twink : remember, i dont have the luck rogue anymore
Orion Pulse : dammit.
Rival : more if i can get some Rosery on.
Twink : its all in dex baby!
LP Voltaire : I wanna be a care care bear
Fullerene : shit i shoulda waited till after loot
Lyra Silvertongue : omg LP no >>
Orion Pulse : WHO'S GOT LUK
Rival : mes?
Tev Loneglade : Speaking of bears....Teddy Ruxbin.
LP Voltaire : I'm sorry
Odraun : i could luk spec
Lyra Silvertongue : c'mon pick something cooler
LP Voltaire : but Carebears
Twink : afk
LP Voltaire : are so much better than Barney
Lyra Silvertongue : okay
Lyra Silvertongue : that is ture
Lyra Silvertongue : true*
Fullerene : must....not....alt 2-7
LP Voltaire : so which would you rather
Orion Pulse : barney would molest the care bears into submission.
Orion Pulse : then they would make a cult.
Lyra Silvertongue : Full i will disown you for LIFE!
LP Voltaire : Fine
Orion Pulse : and call it WISHBONE
Raelin : lmao
LP Voltaire : I'll get lazytown
Rival : xD
LP Voltaire : If that's how you want to be OP
Rival : OP...
Fullerene : someone needs to save this chat log
Daemonspawn has logged in.
Odraun : so im going luk build for loot any objections?
Invalid Command
Rival : i have 59+14 luk
Lyra Silvertongue : lol
Skalavera : Sporticus?

Warning You may find by the time you've finished this your brain has melted. I take no responablity for that.

Also if you have an unexplanible fear of barney you maynot want to read this....... >>

Discalimer Done.

Although I do miss guild chats like this.

-edit-

OOOHHH Random in pront thing that made me go WTF

LP Voltaire : >->
dark ryder : and i mean 8 days
LP Voltaire : ... >->
LP Voltaire : uhh....
LP Voltaire : Hi?
*Sailor V slowly undresses LP*
Lukav : you know what that means
Lukav : ?
Sailor V : How'ya doing? ;)
dark ryder : ?
*LP Voltaire squeaks*
Vahn : gasp
Lukav : you must get me to 65 before then ;P
LP Voltaire : who are you....... >->
dark ryder : o hell dude
Sailor V : Guardian Angel, can you hear my voice? ^^;
Sailor V : My Name is Naoru, and I'm a Professor~
Sailor V : Please help me~
Sailor V : ;~;
dark ryder : if your on this morning
Sailor V : That's who
Sailor V : :O
dark ryder : when i wake up
Tyrlionus : Then they kissed? =D
dark ryder : i'll level ya till you do change
LP Voltaire : oh........ uh okays.
Rellik : hey dark i think my bro wants his stuff backl
Sailor V : No
Lukav : alright, i'll hold you to it then
dark ryder : neva
Sailor V : Just had a conversation :O
Sailor V : :D
Tyrlionus : Thanks ^^
Rellik : lol
LP Voltaire : right.... um... okay.... >->
dark ryder : tell him its all broken
dark ryder : >>
Rellik : hes in bed right now
dark ryder : <<<
Sailor V : =]
dark ryder : 10 points
LP Voltaire : ummm... soo what's up?
Sailor V : Waiting for this santa suit to die <_<
Sailor V : So I can Choke people
Tyrlionus : Sorry ladies, but mammothtank ruined my damn screnshot >_<
Sailor V : ?
Sailor V : Screenshot? <<
Tyrlionus : SO, you don't have an extremely creepy shot of me showing up on the
Tyrlionus : forums tonight.
Hawkins : well, it looks like it's all working for now. I'll see everyone later
Tyrlionus : Yeah.
LP Voltaire : *blinks*
Tyrlionus : I was about to take a shot of me saying
dark ryder : cya
Hawkins has logged out.
Sailor V : ...
Tyrlionus : Then they kissed?
Giggity : Ray buffs please
Tyrlionus : After everything else and it would have been PERFECT
Tyrlionus : But NOOO!
Giggity : :o what does THIS do?
Tyrlionus : I need to stab that fucker.
Areanni : erm..
Tyrlionus : Stab him in the eye.
mammothtank : No, -I- still need to kill -YOU-.
Tyrlionus : With an Arrow.

Orion Pulse

02-12-2008, 02:06 AM

gawd. i was so hammered that night.:stressed:

pearljamais

02-12-2008, 02:24 AM

are you serious? I mean seriously I couldn't tell. At that time I thought you were just being OP. -looks back at it- Hmm..... wait what am I talking about if you were talking about Barney you'd have to have been Hammered.

ProphetX

02-12-2008, 02:33 AM

dude, you shouldnt drink and get on the server. That shit aint cool

pearljamais

02-12-2008, 02:35 AM

JOSH you can't talk.... and you know that! You've been on the server plenty of times drunk. -snugs- and I miss you guys. [OP too.]

Kikero

02-12-2008, 02:39 AM

JOSH you can't talk.... and you know that! You've been on the server plenty of times drunk.[OP too.]
That's how he knows. =P

Fachxphyre

02-12-2008, 04:19 AM

yeah . . . booze and RaiRO go together like bath tubs and toasters. but sometimes that eggo just looks too tempting mid-wash cycle.

Tretyal

02-12-2008, 08:32 AM

Martie has said many times than he plays better drunk. and it has been proven again and again.

Selfish

02-12-2008, 09:14 AM

Fachx, you have to have my babies now. LOVE my new siggy. Muah!

Ryu Van Burace

02-12-2008, 09:25 AM

Strago: "So then I pointed out to her that more often than not I am particpating in -some- kind of secks, sometimes the man variety, in pront square anyway =O Other times it's Peco, Homunc, and once with a cart =O"

FatherJack: i need to start grinding on ancient mummies
me: wow
nothing's safe from your humping antics
FatherJack: nothing
me: female, male, undead?
nothing is taboo
FatherJack: i'm committed to my art
me: yes, yes you are
FatherJack - Humping around the World
FatherJack: take out around and it's more accurate

Less obscenity, more amusing situation:
Setup - party is in Odin's. We come up against Randris and we've all been doing the "HEY RANDYYY!" shouts at her while safely barriered by a cliff. Sadly, Randris manages to circumvent this so the party splits up by fwinging to safety and regrouping. I land on a cliff above maybe 20% of the party...

Laestell:"RYU! DON'T GO THAT WAY!"
Ryu van Burace:"Why?"
*Valkyrie appears from nowhere*
Ryu van Burace (while running):"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Laestell:*laughing so hard*

so in retrospect, Laestell wants to kill me T_T

Arkturus

02-12-2008, 09:25 AM

Patrat

02-12-2008, 10:30 AM

I seriously said that? I can hardly believe I've been logged on long enough to type something of that kind of depth and level of logic.

It was from a lonnnggg time ago. In 1.0
I have it in two or save chats.

I should've seriously written down where each came from though... i have well over 100 save chats ever since early 1.0 days

Epic Wizard

02-12-2008, 11:03 AM

pearljamais

02-12-2008, 11:06 AM

and yet anyway you can drag that out it's still funny....

I gotta go through my other save chats >>

Masaki-kun

02-12-2008, 11:41 AM

God only knows how at 3 in the morning when Pront's just me, Josh, July and Xonix, we all become really fucked up. I'm trying to remember the "annoying as fuck" thing Josh said.
Sammael: Imagine me, if you will, reclining in my armchair, the Sorcerer's Stone in one hand, my erection in the other.

pearljamais

02-12-2008, 01:35 PM

Completely glad I missed that day -looks at the sammy quote- very very gald of it indeed.....

Xonix

02-12-2008, 05:46 PM

Yeah, I was there. But you know what else?

I slept at night!

Fullerene

02-12-2008, 07:14 PM

hey we need more chats featuring me. I cant find the boner chat log, so the task must fall to another

Kikero

02-12-2008, 07:58 PM

This is what Unbeholden guild chat is like.
Gol Gari : SO Brain
Chef Brian : brain bubbles!
Gol Gari : Are you going to get us a good Emblem?
Chef Brian : yes
Gol Gari : Not that the current one isn;t awesome
Gol Gari : good
Chef Brian : more like suck
Gol Gari : How is it suck?
Chef Brian : it... looks bad?
Gol Gari : T_TGol Gari : okay
Gol Gari : Who told me what now?
Chef Brian : i told you to make me leader
Gol Gari : Now that allcaht isn;t clogging up my chat window
Gol Gari : No
Chef Brian : (had to try)
Gol Gari : XD
Gol Gari : so
Gol Gari : Brian has tax
Gol Gari : Ausar does not
Chef Brian : rebel!
Gol Gari : nor did he evrer
Gol Gari : He's 65, brian
Chef Brian : so
Gol Gari : he needs levels badly
Gol Gari : AND
Gol Gari : the exp he'd get wouldn;t help as much
Chef Brian : your just jealous
Gol Gari : Yes
Gol Gari : Yes I am
Chef Brian : i knew itGol Gari : Dear lord.
Gol Gari : Caleb
Ausar : ?
Gol Gari : I hear he's done some... ethnically insensitive things before.
Chef Brian : i dont think thats the real caleb
Gol Gari : I hope not
Chef Brian : real caleb got ip banned
Gol Gari : indeed
Gol Gari : BUT
Gol Gari : It's possible to change you ip.
Chef Brian : yes
Chef Brian : i think he would've told me
Gol Gari : Not even that hard
Chef Brian : as i know him irl
Gol Gari : =O
Chef Brian : PITY ME
Chef Brian : RAWR
Gol Gari : I do
Gol Gari : Pity you
Gol Gari : A lot

Epic Wizard

02-12-2008, 10:39 PM

It is at times like this Sula/Gol that I remember that you weren't around for things like ISW's guild chat. Seriously that isn't even REMOTELY crazy compared to some of the stuff I have buried in my chat logs.

All 52 of them :shifty:

Yeah I need to go through those. I also need to organize and post part of something like 21 megs of screen shots.

Kikero

02-12-2008, 10:49 PM

Yes, because my guild has anywhere near ISW's previous guild population.

Masaki-kun

02-13-2008, 12:06 AM

Aielai : Sorry I'm late boss, where do you want me?
Levi : Fag
Levi : And no, that's not a comment on your sexuality
Edan : the castle fag
Edan : hehe
Edan : I saw that coming
Black Belt : Hehehe.
Edan : I'm entering what I THINK is the emp room
Edan : are there traps?
Levi : Nope
Krem : Guys, it's a fucking assassin
Krem : Someone keep sight up
A Guardian Has Fallen
rhetoric : I HAS UR EMPS
MC Pigpants : Shiney what are you doing?
rhetoric : unf
rhetoric : unf
A Guardian Has Fallen
Edan : guys, do skills proc on MC?
Lark : lol
Main@Edan: Why is Shiney humping our emperium?
Main@Cardinal Steve: he must like you guys
Main@Cardinal Steve: alot . . . . ..
Main@Dracorion: Shiney IS THE AWESOME.
Main@Fenric Prott III: haha
Main@Epic Wizard: where is everyone >.>
Main@Dracorion: He can hump WHATEVER he likes.
Krem : Trapped a Skyshot
Main@Edan: Yes he's awesome. But won't Rai disagree with that, Draco?
Main@Cardinal Steve: its not like its his server is it now
Main@Dracorion: If he wants to hump your hat, then by GOD he can.
Main@Kelinda Terras: So I played Endless Ocean today. It really does feel like
Main@El Wray: he's blessing in with his overwhelming manliness
Main@Kelinda Terras: you're molesting the fish or something.
Main@El Wray: you should be proud
Main@Fullerene: lol japaneese sebastion is funny
Main@Fullerene: mt
Lark : Poring.. Poporing.. Then the next is Popopoporing?!
Lark : Sting, try to live like us.
Main@Relm Arrowny: So, how's everybody been?
rhetoric: The [This Castle] has been humped by [Shiney's Guild].

Victus

02-13-2008, 04:29 AM

Oh my fuggin' god. Dying here from laughter Edan. XD

rival

02-13-2008, 11:42 AM

Hm...I should get my chat of when Raz found Boner. Twas a magical night.

pearljamais

02-13-2008, 12:19 PM

Hm...I should get my chat of when Raz found Boner. Twas a magical night.

Yes I was looking for that too... I thought I atleast had version two. And not the one where I just happen to waltz in and you're yelling at me and I'm like O_o WTMF!?

BericBenemein

02-13-2008, 03:29 PM

makes you wish you had greed

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Fye

02-17-2008, 02:15 PM

I'm sure I posted this before, its all so nostalgic..

*Xonix strips*
*Selece is not distracted*
*Katherine doesn't, but watches*
Xonix: Now you're suppose to strip too, dumb!
Selece: nakie cat-fist fight?
Xonix: I'm sure it'll become sex at some point

oblivion_angel

02-17-2008, 02:58 PM

on main =O
Can't remember what the topic initially was >>

Main@Terry: Josh is lying
Main@Terry: He told me today
Main@Terry: that he cares about each and every one of you
Main@Terry: and loves each of you individually
Main@Terry: with spoonfuls of love!
Main@Sammael: I SAID NO SUCH THING
Main@Julian Delphiki: ZOMFG THE WORLD IS GONNA END
Guildsman Jadeis Skisas has disconnected.
Main@Mitsuki: corse proph cares, if he didnt, hed shut down the server for goo
Guildsman Jadeis Skisas has connected.
Main@Sammael: WE TALKED ABOUT GUITARS
Main@Alcyone: I feel all warm and fuzzy.
Main@Sammael: I will KILL you

Fye

02-17-2008, 03:06 PM

ProphetX

02-18-2008, 01:42 PM

fuck you people that is a bold faced lie. I hope most of you are dead sometime soon

Fye

02-18-2008, 01:51 PM

*feels all warm and fuzzy inside*

Patrat

02-18-2008, 02:17 PM

Josh, your avatar makes me smile.
=]

Naoki

02-18-2008, 02:25 PM

People actually savechat?

Patrat

02-18-2008, 02:28 PM

I generally savechat drama >_>
I have lots of it :]

Killiak

02-18-2008, 02:36 PM

If you feel warm and fuzzy inside, you should have gone to the toilet alot sooner....

Fye

02-18-2008, 02:40 PM

...
Speaking from experience?

Killiak

02-18-2008, 03:22 PM

Common sense really

Fye

02-18-2008, 03:41 PM

*is as clueless as she looks* ._.

Patrat

02-18-2008, 03:43 PM

._.?
I'm going back to the art thread...

pearljamais

02-18-2008, 04:41 PM

FYI this spanned 2 save chats >>

Recently from the LS guild chat. The randomness of it all..... >> This is what happens when someone starts saying something 'bout trying to kill things.

Blem : the way these high orcs act, its like they think I'm trying to kill th
Blem : em
LunaPlu Voltaire : yathink?
Blem : I don't know where they got the idea
LunaPlu Voltaire : these hill winds think they same thing as I watch them
Blem : must be all that music today
LunaPlu Voltaire : must be
Blem : Dammit High Orcs, the first part of a relationship is trust
Blem : so trust me!!
Blem : not to kill you
Pegleg : lol
LunaPlu Voltaire : you know the female sin looks like she's up to something
Pegleg : >>
LunaPlu Voltaire : or the fact that maybe she stole the toast in her mouth
Blem : that's adorable
LunaPlu Voltaire : hm?
Blem : Stealing toast
LunaPlu Voltaire : yes
Blem : running away with it in your mouth
LunaPlu Voltaire : hehe It really does look like she stole something though
Blem : It becomes a tragedy when the owner tries to chase the sin down
Blem : and the sin instincts kick in and people die
LunaPlu Voltaire : yes it does
Blem : people die LP, people die over Toast
LunaPlu Voltaire : I know
LunaPlu Voltaire : it's so sad
LunaPlu Voltaire : and here I am
LunaPlu Voltaire : sitting here in the desert with toast in my mouth
LunaPlu Voltaire : waiting for the owner to chase me down
Blem : you can't help it
Night Mode is activated
LunaPlu Voltaire : no I can't
LunaPlu Voltaire : it's not my fault the toast is sooo good I have to take one
Pegleg : "i said its good to be out on...the range"
LunaPlu Voltaire : I mean I would've paid for it.....
Pegleg : sittin in the desert with some toast with no name
Blem : lol
Pegleg : "i said its good to be out on...the range"
LunaPlu Voltaire : but you leave toast unattented
Pegleg : In the desert
Blem : stuff happens
LunaPlu Voltaire : it's begging tobe stolen
LunaPlu Voltaire : is it not?
Blem : yes
Pegleg : there is no toast to be named
Blem : they should share the toast
Pegleg : laaa laaaa lalala la!
Pegleg : laaa
Pegleg : laaa
Pegleg : lala
LunaPlu Voltaire : and not be selfish and kept it all to the selves
LunaPlu Voltaire : er themeselves
Blem : Riding through the desert on a peco peco with no name..
Blem : lala la da la la alala
LunaPlu Voltaire : sins don't have pecopecos
Blem : they should
LunaPlu Voltaire : we just have ourselves and our katars
Blem : Sins should have motorcycles
Pegleg : lol
LunaPlu Voltaire : -tosses toast up and catchs it inbetween her katars and then licks the
LunaPlu Voltaire : katars- Yes motor cycles
LunaPlu Voltaire : that'd fit us well
LunaPlu Voltaire : but they're so loud
Blem : yes
Pegleg : well
Blem : silent engine?
LunaPlu Voltaire : you'd hear us coming, that's not right
Pegleg : how bout lance armstong biikes then
LunaPlu Voltaire : ew
Blem : Bicycles!
Pegleg : lol
LunaPlu Voltaire : there's nothing bad ass about that
Blem : that'd be funny
Pegleg : skateboards?
LunaPlu Voltaire : it'd be like me riding a unicycle and looking bad ass
LunaPlu Voltaire : hm
Blem : lol
LunaPlu Voltaire : skateboards might work
Blem : and caps, wore backwards
LunaPlu Voltaire : yes
Sicarius has logged out.
LunaPlu Voltaire : and pants with chains
LunaPlu Voltaire : >>
Pegleg : lol
LunaPlu Voltaire : and hand cuffs
Blem : ..
Pegleg : yes!
Blem : I don't like where this is going
LunaPlu Voltaire : do you know how awsome is it so accesseriose with handcuffs?
Blem : belts!
LunaPlu Voltaire : Yes
Blem : lotsa' belts
Blem : for no reason
LunaPlu Voltaire : everywhere
LunaPlu Voltaire : and katars and daggers
LunaPlu Voltaire : gotta have those
Blem : tons of throwing knives
LunaPlu Voltaire : yes
Pegleg : wait
Pegleg : what r we talkin bout?
Blem : just flow with it
Pegleg : ok
LunaPlu Voltaire : I don't know what are you talking about -eyes peg-
Pegleg : i heard handcuffs
Pegleg : then belts
Pegleg : and got lost
LunaPlu Voltaire : -petpets pet and hands him a map-
Pegleg : lol
LunaPlu Voltaire : now ya wanna turn left at billboard junction and you'll see pront
LunaPlu Voltaire : then you're homefree
Pegleg : watch out for the snakes!
Pegleg : hers a 20 doller bill
Sicarius has logged in.
LunaPlu Voltaire : hm I thought it was watch out for that tree....
Pegleg : now be on ur way!
LunaPlu Voltaire : you guys do know this is so savechat materail right?
Pegleg : George George
Blem : yes
Pegleg : george of the jungel
LunaPlu Voltaire : as long as you don't start singing a bareny song peg
Pegleg : WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
Blem : I like the monkey myself
Blem : those story books
Blem : epic reading
LunaPlu Voltaire : Barney actully...
LunaPlu Voltaire : but who's counting he's a nazi and brainwashes kids
Pegleg : Barny is EMO
LunaPlu Voltaire : yes
LunaPlu Voltaire : and he's emo
LunaPlu Voltaire : I think I'd rather the breast implants over Barney.
LunaPlu Voltaire : the boo-bahs!
LunaPlu Voltaire : >>
Blem : now I'm lost
LunaPlu Voltaire : Those things were creepy as hell not so much teletubie creeppy
LunaPlu Voltaire : but they were up there with Barney
Pegleg : >>
LunaPlu Voltaire : One of my friends was watching this new kid show
Blem : ..I'm scared to ask you to elaborate
Pegleg : lol
Pegleg : me too
LunaPlu Voltaire : called boo-bahs and said they looked like brightly colored
LunaPlu Voltaire : breast implants
Pegleg : barny has breast implants?
LunaPlu Voltaire : we all didn't beleive him....
LunaPlu Voltaire : no no the boobahs
LunaPlu Voltaire : they're BAGS
LunaPlu Voltaire : of fur
Blem : lol
Pegleg : ....oooh.....
LunaPlu Voltaire : and look so distrubingly crrreeeppy
Pegleg : >>
LunaPlu Voltaire : and they god Boooooo-bahhhhh
LunaPlu Voltaire : like they're high as hell
Pegleg : what show wa this?
LunaPlu Voltaire : Boo-bah
LunaPlu Voltaire : that's all I know
Blem : what the hell is up with that cookie dog being replaced with a wolf?
Blem : the hell
Pegleg : was this on HBO late at night?
LunaPlu Voltaire : no it was on PBS in the morning for widdle kiddies
LunaPlu Voltaire : and yes
Pegleg : ohh
Pegleg : gotcha
LunaPlu Voltaire : why did they make him a wolf o-0 I liked the cookie crisp doggie
Blem : and carrot monster is still lame
Blem : me too
LunaPlu Voltaire : carrot monster WTF?
Blem : doggie is awesome
Blem : yea, they got rid of the cookie monster
Pegleg : yea
LunaPlu Voltaire : THEY DID WHAT!?
Blem : I caused a big scene at a daycare when I saw that
Blem : I was throwing shit
Blem : breaking stuff
Pegleg : yikes
LunaPlu Voltaire : -blinks- belm....
Blem : yelling
LunaPlu Voltaire : in daycare
Pegleg : Blem rage
LunaPlu Voltaire : oh good loard
Blem : they say I overreacted
Pegleg : someoine has to!
LunaPlu Voltaire : I say they underracted
Blem : yea!
LunaPlu Voltaire : and how the fuck did we go from sins stealing tosat
LunaPlu Voltaire : er toast
LunaPlu Voltaire : to this
Blem : we're awesome
LunaPlu Voltaire : -puases and ponders-
LunaPlu Voltaire : this is true
Pegleg : i dunno
Pegleg : but i like it
C:\Program Files\Gravity\RaiRO\Chat\Chat023.txt is Saved.
Blem : this chat needs archived
LunaPlu Voltaire : putting it now
LunaPlu Voltaire : before it gets stranger
Pegleg : ahh
LunaPlu Voltaire : but yes Toast should never be left laying around unattented
Pegleg : did u take it?
Blem : watch your toast
LunaPlu Voltaire : that is why I have my toast in my mouth
Pegleg : i wouldnt eat toast that has been left in the desert
Blem : I would
Blem : it'd have to be magical toast if its just left there
Pegleg : it was prolly just bread before
Blem : in the desert
LunaPlu Voltaire : depends on how long it was left
Pegleg : i mean
Pegleg : not even the desert people will eat the toast
Pegleg : theres somethin wrong
Blem : yea, they're like..did it need to hotter?
Blem : is the desert not hot enough?
Pegleg : yeah
LunaPlu Voltaire : hm
LunaPlu Voltaire : it needs butter
Pegleg : i bet theres a HUGE story behind that toast
Blem : an amazing story
Blem : like an epic
Blem : that we don't even know
Blem : and don't appreciate
Pegleg : a trilogy
LunaPlu Voltaire : hm
LunaPlu Voltaire : trilogy says you/
Blem : like, people died for that toast
Pegleg : lol
LunaPlu Voltaire : omg
LunaPlu Voltaire : this is going to be one of those long sad stories isn't it?
Blem : yea
Blem : but we don't know it
Blem : i believe it involves vengeance
Pegleg : "well, it all started out as a young piece of bread in Alberta"
LunaPlu Voltaire : -sniffles and huggles her toast-
Pegleg : "soon to find its way onto a bread wagon headed for adventure"
LunaPlu Voltaire : I think I need a hankie [and yet I can't even type that with a stright
LunaPlu Voltaire : face]
Blem : hehe
Pegleg : "life was good until it started to go over the bouncy hills of the Sog
Pegleg : Sograt desert"
Blem : "WHEN HIGH ORCS ATTACKED"
LunaPlu Voltaire : @where
Pegleg : "the orcs were vishious"
Audumra Grass Land(ra_fild05) : 53, 304
Blem : "They killed the entire wagon crew"
Guildsman Pegleg has connected.
Pegleg : got Dcd
Blem : oh
Pegleg : where r we at in the story?
Blem : they killed everyone
Blem : the whole entire wagon crew
Pegleg : D;
Blem : I know
LunaPlu Voltaire : "A lone sin dressed in black sat in a near by tree and watched"
LunaPlu Voltaire : >>
Blem : nice
Pegleg : lol
Pegleg : "cloaked, she moves in for a closer look at the devastation"
Blem : "All the anger and resentment was passed onto the toast"
Pegleg : lol
Blem : "the hatred of those slain"
LunaPlu Voltaire : "Picking it up carefully looking around she ran with the hate"
Pegleg : 'the hated grew so much that it turned the joyful piece of bread"
Pegleg : "into the angry toast that it is"
Blem : "The sin soon fancied putting the toast into her mouth"
Pegleg : "never would he reveal his soft side again"
Blem : "Angry toast and assassin became one"
Pegleg : "they fed off of each others strengths"
Pegleg : "literally"
Blem : "LunaPlu Voltaire, Bane of Orcs was born"
LunaPlu Voltaire : "Wait I thought I was the vanishing bunneh >>"
Blem : oh..
Blem : uhh
Pegleg : not any more
Blem : "She goes by many names"
LunaPlu Voltaire : "hum.... okay -goes back to being happy with her evil toast-"
Blem : and that's a wrap, nice work people
Pegleg : woo!
LunaPlu Voltaire : -goes to steal the coffee-
LunaPlu Voltaire : you know
LunaPlu Voltaire : we really should have a coffee boy around here
Blem : we should
Pegleg : lol
LunaPlu Voltaire : I mean they're so handy
Pegleg : who stole my dang crumpets!
LunaPlu Voltaire : -dissapers-
Pegleg : LUNA!!!!!
LunaPlu Voltaire : Its LP and don't you forget it!!! -runs off nibbling on the crumpet-
Blem : BLIMEY

rival

02-18-2008, 05:38 PM

My god...I love my guild. Sorry I missed that one.

pearljamais

02-18-2008, 07:18 PM

oh and in my defense I totally didn't steal the toast. >> -backslides away-

Masaki-kun

02-18-2008, 08:25 PM

I want evil toast...

vash1774

02-19-2008, 10:57 AM

Oh my..... quick some one else steal the toast before it takes over LP's mind.

Wonkar

02-21-2008, 07:48 PM

One not the most recent:
Third : as it turns out, you can buy on the internet a 7'8" statue of Cthulhu
Roshan : clip
Roshan : haha
Renee : <.<
Roshan : not that I need one
Kreagar : dragon fly has a 30% drop chance
Renee : rofl
Roshan : Yeah
Renee : rofllll~~~~
Eathanu : DUDE! I NEED ONE
Third : it's $3900
Roshan : I can make like 150k in about an hour
Eathanu : DUDE! I STILL NEED ONE
Tarel : so
Kreagar : i have more eath
Tuathal : WoWo
Tuathal : Thats huge
Renee : i've got a dead champ over here
Tarel : we've no chance of surviving these balls of fire right?
Tuathal : and exspencive
Eathanu : If I ever strike it crazy-rich, I'm totally getting one.
Eathanu : Or two.
Third : well yeah
Fizzle : what are the rules?
Tuathal : I need to buy spelling leasons
Eathanu : You know, for either side of the front door.
Main@Doomstar16: >_>
Main@Doomstar16: <_<
Tarel : no idea
Main@Doomstar16: La la la la :D
Fizzle : can we move around?
Third : who wouldn't spend their rediculous amounts of cash
Third : on statues of Cthulhu
Renee : rules would be nice'
Kreagar : what the clip?
Tarel : no hiding is about all
Renee : cause ya know...
Kreagar : do you have a card for it?
Renee : yeha
Eathanu : Commies, that's who
Tarel : i think
Renee : hide
Renee : teehehee
Tuathal : Hace Cthulu on one side and Vader on the other
Fizzle : well if hiding is the only rule
Tuathal : have^
Renee : rofl
Tuathal : I need to hang off the Whiskey
Renee : safety wall...
Renee : ahahahaa
Tuathal : >.>
Renee : brings back memories~
Tuathal : <.<
Tuathal : Impares my spelling
Fizzle : best skill ever
Eathanu : Nah. If anyone, have the Burger King across from Cthulhu.

And another even less recent but still not entirely old, and now as one complete log instead of two partials:
SlashEdgewind : SO MUCH MURDER.
Eathanu : All in the name of money, too.
Eathanu : Actually, I'm CRUSADING.
Eathanu : It's totally different.
SlashEdgewind : I'll murder even when I'm a 'sader.
SlashEdgewind : that's the SlashEdgewind way.
Eathanu : No, you'll CRUSADE.
SlashEdgewind : MURDER.
Eathanu : You get to blame it on God and everything!
Third : but then you can call it a crusade and the Church is okay with it
SlashEdgewind : SlashEdgewind does not crusade, he murders.
SlashEdgewind : I go on the murder fo the holy grail.
Third : you still murder, you just get to call it a crusader
Eathanu : You're not allowed to murder as a crusader.
Third : *crusade
SlashEdgewind : you missed the point.
SlashEdgewind : I'm SlashEdgewind.
SlashEdgewind : I can do what I want.
SlashEdgewind : I can be a holy man using corpses as PUPPETS if I want.
Eathanu : You know what else is awesome about being a crusader?
SlashEdgewind : what?
Eathanu : You can rape ANYONE as long as you're "expelling the Beast from within
Eathanu : "
SlashEdgewind : ......
SlashEdgewind : that was... weird.
Eathanu : "Hello ladies! You appear to have the Devil in you. Let me fix that."
Third : heh, just call it an exorcism and you're good
Eathanu : Exactly.
SlashEdgewind : "but Lord Eathanu! why're you exorcising her with your... *cough*"
SlashEdgewind : "that's where the demons live! and I'm using the only tool long enough
SlashEdgewind : -to reach them!"
Eathanu : I can only exorcise from behind, I'm afraid.
SlashEdgewind : enter porn music.

Selfish

02-23-2008, 02:20 AM

Your guild is strange, Wonkar.
Like, not weird. Not bizarre, not even "Family fun @ RaiRo" crazy.

Strange.

That Eathanu fellow frightens me beyond all reckoning, and I am shocked that he is allowed to roam free without chains and possibly a lobotomy.

SlashEdgewind needs to come back. He is a sweetheart that needs a hug.

And Third? You are the most unsettling. You LOOK normal. Therin lies the madness.

Wonkar

02-23-2008, 02:48 PM

Thinking about it, I really should get my NPF name fixed to Third as well. Anyway, time for another bizarre moment from Prontera square!

Strago : Probably in your pocket :o
Rayer Ardin : lol
LaestelI : :D
Raelin : :o
Raelin : Such violence.
Guybrush Threepvvood : =D
Rival : the more blood
Rival : the more love
LaestelI : He beats me to show he loves me. <3
*Rayer Ardin puts a fan under Raelin*
Raelin : Ahaha.
Skyshot : One sec.
Raelin : Bad Rayer.
Raelin : :P
Rayer Ardin : lol
LaestelI : Now who should I hit on first? =3
*Skyshot rummages through the cart.*
Rayer Ardin : shake it, woman!
*Skyshot takes out a chair.*
Raelin : Lawl.
Strago : Zaak :O
Strago : He wants it :o
Skyshot : Okay.
Zaak : hm>
Rival : XD
LaestelI : My milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard!
Skyshot : I've seen her do this enough times.
Rayer Ardin : lol
Raelin : LOL.
Raelin : Ew.
Raelin : XD
Skyshot : *CASTRATE*
LaestelI : I am so hot.
Rayer Ardin : tataku
LaestelI : =o
Rayer Ardin : if you actually got drunk like you claim on main
LaestelI : MY IMAGINARY MAN BITS
Rayer Ardin : I'd contend you were at this moment
Rayer Ardin : :P
LaestelI : :D
LaestelI : Hey man.
Raelin : Ahaha.
LaestelI : I told everyone, I would get a penis
Rival : AHAHAHAHA
LaestelI : AND I DID.
Moocow : ohh laestell
*Rayer Ardin elbows tataku in the face*
Moocow : you should drink more
LaestelI : *dodge*
Raelin : :o
Moocow : cause then you wouldnt always be cold!
LaestelI : :D
Moocow : see im a helper!
Rayer Ardin : you can't dodge!
LaestelI : *blocks with her awesomeness then*
LaestelI : Hi there~
LaestelI : I gots a fanbase already!
Strago : Hi Rae :D
Raelin : :o
Raelin : lol
Main@LaestelI: Everyone wants me
Raelin : Anyways. Must go to sleep now. Thank you for entertaining me :P
Strago : Lae has a hot hair style :o
LaestelI : =o
LaestelI : It's actually the exact opposite of what I normally wear
LaestelI : as a girl
Strago : D'aw
LaestelI : The male equivelent.
Strago : Also, byebye Rae :O!
Raelin : ^^
Guybrush Threepvvood : Night Rae =D
Rayer Ardin : @refrehs
Strago : >_>
*LaestelI grops*
LaestelI : :D
Rayer Ardin : skyshot
Strago : Zaak <_<
Guybrush Threepvvood : Phail
LaestelI : Do not refuse our manlove!
Main@Skyshot: LAESTELL GROPED ME
Rayer Ardin : go make a female novvie XD
Zaak : >_>
LaestelI : MANLOVE
Main@Scyn: HE LIKED IT THO
*Strago gropes Zaak :o*
Zaak : *Gropes back*
Main@LaestelI: This in, Laestell is available for marriage1
Skyshot : Okay.
*Rayer Ardin shrugs*
Skyshot : *zip*
Main@LaestelI: Come to pront to apply!
Scyn : everyone is so touchy
Skyshot : Bend over.
*Rayer Ardin has more proof on zaak*
LaestelI : I get to be pitcher!
LaestelI : *slap*
Skyshot : Too late.
Zaak : quiet Poofter
Third : oh sure, I look away for three minutes and I come back to
Rayer Ardin : um
Third : groping and manlove
Rayer Ardin : made up words
*Skyshot grabs Laesteli's shoulders.*
Rayer Ardin : are... made up
LaestelI : XP
Rayer Ardin : and
Main@Suladead: o_O
Third : I mean, that changed rpetty fast
Rayer Ardin : anyways
LaestelI : haha. XD
Rayer Ardin : :)
Skyshot : Okay, enough of that.
LaestelI : HE REALLY DOES LOVE ME
Zaak : uh huh
LaestelI : IT HURTS SO GOOD
Guybrush Threepvvood : Lae, will you marry a pirate? :P
Scyn : well there is alway room for buttsecks i guess
*Rayer Ardin smacks zaak with a tire iron*
Guybrush Threepvvood : Lol
Main@Steel89: is it crazy in pron yet XD
Strago : You made him leave T_T
Rayer Ardin : :D
LaestelI : I am so hot.
Main@Shyrn Askei: It's how Catholic marriages should be~
Scyn : its like jello but better
Guybrush Threepvvood : Agreed
LaestelI : XD
Rayer Ardin : fight
Strago : Wow Lae how much hp du u haz? :O!!
LaestelI : 133!!!!!!!
Strago : :O!!!!!!
Third : did you seriously just compare buttsex to jello?
Strago : Beats me D:
LaestelI : =o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LaestelI : ;D
Suladead : Remember kids,
Suladead : Without trust, you get no candy.
LaestelI : Hey, I can actually teabag now!
Rayer Ardin : *cringes*
LaestelI : XD
Rayer Ardin : so tataku
Rayer Ardin : naoki was talking about your yaoi pairups
LaestelI : I am laughing so hard.
Rayer Ardin : tell us!
Suladead : tataku is wiiiiierd
LaestelI : =o
LaestelI : First I gotta get priesthood when I'm not lazy
LaestelI : Then I'll get married. :D
LaestelI : TO SOMEONE
Rayer Ardin : TATAKU
LaestelI : WHAT
Suladead : =O
Rayer Ardin : what are your yaoi pairups?
LaestelI : PAIRINGS, I GOTCHA
Rayer Ardin : >_>
LaestelI : I have a lot
LaestelI : One of my favorites is SinX Macross and Stalker Dular. :D
LaestelI : :DDD
LaestelI : There's also Strago and Naoru
Strago : <_<
Scyn : lol
Strago : That's one of my favorites too <3
LaestelI : You and Skyshot. :D
Rayer Ardin : what?
Navy : >.>
LaestelI : Tweet and Scyn always seemed to work for me. o_o
Scyn : now that one is classy
Rayer Ardin : -_-
Rayer Ardin : I hate you tataku
LaestelI : XD
LaestelI : Whyy?
LaestelI : You asked!@
Rayer Ardin : not pretend hate either
Tweet : what'd I do?
LaestelI : :D
LaestelI : Tweet, you were nominated to be a part of my fantasies!
Olivia : so this is in fact tata?
LaestelI : By me
LaestelI : :D
Tweet : oh
Tweet : okay
LaestelI : :DD
LaestelI : THE CAKE IS A LIE
Tweet : have fun then
Scyn : rayer x skyshot... wonder who pitches who catches!
Guybrush Threepvvood : THE PIE IS FOREVER
Rayer Ardin : wouldn't happen
Rayer Ardin : not my cup o' tea
Strago : It would in a fantasy :O
Rayer Ardin : nupe
Rayer Ardin : not even there
Rayer Ardin : that's how
Scyn : hey this is laestells fantasy here not yours!
Rayer Ardin : so?
Scyn : she makes the rules!
LaestelI : <_<
Navy : ?
LaestelI : <_<
Navy : ?
LaestelI : NAVY
Rayer Ardin : :P
LaestelI : YOU AND THIRD GO AT IT LIKE BUNNIES
Navy : O:
Third : :0
Rayer Ardin : why can't I be paired with someone else?
Rayer Ardin : DDD:
*Strago actually is a bunny :D*
LaestelI : >_>
Rayer Ardin : you're a cat, strago
LaestelI : I dunno
Rayer Ardin : >:o
LaestelI : It just doesn't...happen.
Strago : Right now I'm a bunny >_>
Third : I don't even really know who Navy is...
LaestelI : *points*
Rayer Ardin : there's gotta be someone else, tataku!
LaestelI : This guy
Third : well yeah
Navy : what server is this again? o.o
LaestelI : Okay, how about Sanosake? :D
Third : but I don't know if he's anybody else I iknow
Rayer Ardin : :o
Rayer Ardin : hmm
Rayer Ardin : not bad
Suladead : Who would you RATHER be paired with, Rayer?
LaestelI : Me.
LaestelI : =o
Rayer Ardin : not bad at all
LaestelI : Since I'm male!
LaestelI : :D
Rayer Ardin : sanosake is like
Suladead : XD
Rayer Ardin : a brutal murderer
Rayer Ardin : very attractive
LaestelI : >_>
Suladead : You know tataku...
LaestelI : ?
Sanosake : >>
Olivia : beh off to slay more mosnter in nif i guess...
Suladead : If I married you
Rayer Ardin : I like keeping him alive >_>
Sanosake : getting out of here now
LaestelI : XDDD
Rayer Ardin : lol
Rayer Ardin : sano
Suladead : Riin would have reason to castrate me. O_O
Rayer Ardin : don't deny our
LaestelI : Whyy?
Rayer Ardin : love
LaestelI : I am a sexy manbeast!
Strago : Oh snap he denied it :o
Rayer Ardin : :P
Rayer Ardin : nuh uh
Strago : He ran out on you!
Rayer Ardin : nah
Suladead : Me and?
Rayer Ardin : he ran away
LaestelI : Nills
Guybrush Threepvvood : Can I get buffs please?
LaestelI : :D
Rayer Ardin : I'm apposed to chase him
Suladead : nuuuu
Rayer Ardin : like those silly stories
Guybrush Threepvvood : Gonna actually go now lol
Suladead : not another bard
LaestelI : :D
Strago : So du it! :D
Suladead : I wanted a wizzy D=

2nnoyconfuse

02-24-2008, 06:37 PM

For once, I actually have something to post

2nnoyconfuse : im wondering the name so I can NOT go there
Ridcully : morehead state university
Ridcully : i kid you not
ErhobenenWolf : o.o...
2nnoyconfuse : what a suggestive name for a college
ErhobenenWolf : ><
Ridcully : morehead state, bordering the big sandy and licking river
Ridcully : in the hard wood capital of the world
ErhobenenWolf : ><
Ridcully : (trees == hard wood)
Main@Farmslave Alpha: geffenia is open!
ErhobenenWolf : we know
2nnoyconfuse : wait you did not say ...licking river? WTH?
Ridcully : yeah
2nnoyconfuse : what kind of a name for a river is that
Ridcully : a suggestive one
Ridcully : gots great with a town called morehead
2nnoyconfuse : sounds like the WHOLE PLACE IS..
2nnoyconfuse : rofl
Ridcully : uh hu
2nnoyconfuse : I would savechat this but I won't
2nnoyconfuse : its too weird
Ridcully : ha
2nnoyconfuse : I mean, can I?
Ridcully : if you want

aaaaaand something more recent:

Main@2nnoyconfuse: guess what is epic fail?
Main@Antion del Amris: No, this is
Main@Patrat: *glomps july*
Main@2nnoyconfuse: can anyone guess?
Main@Scarecrow: *glomps Patrat*
Main@greyfox: WEE! now this is crawling!
Corruptus has logged out.
Guildsman Corruptus has disconnected.
Main@Antion del Amris: Teleporting when a ghostring/hydra drops?
Main@2nnoyconfuse: no, accidentally multiplying your skill sp cost by 20
Main@Silent Force: any groups yet?
Main@Patrat: :3
Main@2nnoyconfuse: becuase you forgot to take an item off :D
Main@Antion del Amris: Wait you mean he wasnt kidding about that?:
Main@Scarecrow: ^_^
Main@Antion del Amris: 20% I could understand
Guildsman Corrupted has connected.
Main@Antion del Amris: But not 20x
Main@2nnoyconfuse: I have my ways :D
Main@Scarecrow: 20x?
Main@Antion del Amris: And I can read your equipment
Main@Scarecrow: I think you mean 2x
Main@Lyris: Epic fail is blowing up an attempted stunner because you
Main@Antion del Amris: *look look*
Main@Lyris: forgot to take your anvil out of your cart.
Main@2nnoyconfuse: well , maybe not 20x
Main@Big Bad Wolf: Finli is hax0ring!
Main@2nnoyconfuse: maybe 18X
Main@2nnoyconfuse: :D
Main@2nnoyconfuse: next time I screw up like that Ill let you know :D
Corrupted : So 2nnoy, will yah help me?
2nnoyconfuse : im kinda busy for like half an hour
Main@greyfox: is is better than being ridicuously fast
Corrupted : :(
2nnoyconfuse : also
2nnoyconfuse : I confused a GM = win :D
Main@Big Bad Wolf: how is 18x sp cost possible?
Main@2nnoyconfuse: oh you can read my equipment?
Main@Scarecrow: hu WTF
Corrupted : congrats?
Main@2nnoyconfuse: well, go ahead...
Main@greyfox: no way. you can dramatically inc sp cost?
Main@Scarecrow: I just saw a hydra spawn and it had 0 HP XD
Main@Antion del Amris: I just did a moment ago, and saw nothing
Main@2nnoyconfuse: awesome :D
2nnoyconfuse : lol
2nnoyconfuse : not only that
2nnoyconfuse : he just checked my equipment
2nnoyconfuse : and couldnt figure it out :D
Main@Rhino Woman: yay for zero punctuation!
Main@Scarecrow: yeah lol
Main@Scarecrow: I killed it
Main@Big Bad Wolf: dual wilded Doomslayers!
2nnoyconfuse : that is epic :D

BericBenemein

02-27-2008, 11:58 PM

Rhino GM: SIT!

*i take my spot on Althea's corpse*

Rhino GM: round 2

*Meteor Roulette takes place, I Break Fall WHILE sitting*

Althea : damnit Ess, die
Essedarius : oh my god
Althea : In a fire :P
Your Unholy Savior : Sweeeet
Rhino GM: did es just breakfall this?
Laraudus : yes
Essedarius : yep
Rhino GM: can I rape him now?
Laraudus : yes
Althea : Yes
Essedarius : no
Althea : do it!
You've died.
Rhino GM : bam

Breakthrough

03-20-2008, 06:36 AM

Dunk meets a character from the classic Escape Velocity
DunkelMentat : hi stud
Stud Beefpile : hi
Jesus : I don't want to do any more brewing until 99.
DunkelMentat : OH GOD
Main@Selfish: looking 4 2 emp
DunkelMentat : WHAT DID I JUST SAY

extra * lines added for clarity
*15 mines detonate, a peco corpse is breifly seen*
Elenor : another satisfied customer
Whomper : hahaha Ele
Thorbert : buffs please
Magnificat canceled.
Tarel : rofl
Dracorion : Whew.
*bragi'd Scatter Mines restores the pile with amazing speed*
Whomper : and another one
Kydrin : that was quick
Dracorion : Made it.
SorMago : lol
Dynamis : well
Kane : i love your mines
Thorbert : haha thanks =)
Whomper : good work Draco :B
Your Speed has increased.
Dracorion : That Assasin out there is Treye, right?
Blessing aligned.
Essedarius : i didnt even get to click
Sicarius : Hota should be
Whomper : both Treye and Hota were here
Alcyone : KS is attacking somewhere
Dracorion : The yellow one.
Sicarius : Oo, both
Alcyone : looks like raz.
Whomper : heh
Brime?
Sicarius : Trappingtons
HP/SP recovery increased.
Kathryne : buh? removing traps through the fence?
Tarel : sp=POOF
Dracorion : Which one is the yellow Sin? Treye or Hota?
Sicarius : I <3 ankle snares
Mil46r0s : yellow is treye
Whomper : KS is tying up GS right now
Sicarius : We could use more Snipers
Mil46r0s : hota is red
Dracorion : Good. I'mma have his ass.
*someone got blown up, I didn't even see them*
Dynamis : lol
Whomper : NICE Ele
Kane : XD
Dynamis : whomper.
Magnificat canceled.
Dynamis : your a maniac
Kane : mines are sexy
HP/SP recovery increased.
Dynamis : im so glad im on your side
Whomper : that was all Ele
+6 Bloody Inferno [1] is taken off.
Crimson Bolt [2] is put on.
Dynamis : Ele, your a maniac
Dracorion : He's a maniac! maaaaniaaac on the floor!
Whomper : I got, like, 3 hits in

a difficult mod to implement
Breakthrough : can't devote pallys?
Gloria canceled.
Skie : Nope, break
DunkelMentat : hm
Defense increased.
Rackem : cant devo other pallies
DunkelMentat : I got like 15 minutes left in me
Rackem : too bad too
Skie : I think it's that way so you don't have a line
SoIsYourFace : I know you got at least another day left in ya
Rackem : XD
Rackem : yeah
River Phoenix : you aren't the only healy dude are you?
Your Speed has increased.
Rackem : or worse
Leiuna : I'm here
Magnificat canceled.
RedHurt : Lane heals
Your Speed has increased.
Kendall : no lei and a priest too
Breakthrough : of link gun pallys that are effectively invulnerable?
Avaritia : A web!
River Phoenix : ok good
Krem : Hmm, I ended up in a weird place
Your Speed has increased.
Blessing aligned.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Skie : Yeah XD
*River Phoenix pinches kedalls butt*
Krem : Oh yeah, Arch needed a mobber
Leiuna : though I'm not sure how much longer I can stay on
Rackem : skie
Kendall : lol nice Riv
Breakthrough : they need a link gun skill

humonculus love ... or not
Pope Marty I: Come back I love you leafy girl!
Pope Marty I: Why do you always run away?
Liffy: cause I don't do sheep!
Pope Marty I: I am not a sheep, I am the pope of Arunafelsomething!
Doomstar16 : :o
Black Belt : Arunafeltz.
Black Belt : And you're a lamb.

secret identity revealed
ArchDM : and to give you an idea how much there is to OC for me..
ArchDM : I have over 900 items in my kafra
Breakthrough : I have that much all the time
ArchDM : most are not in the etc list
Breakthrough : but the Smiling Alchemist doesn't sell anything to npc's
Hotarubi : thats you?
Hotarubi : the SA?
ArchDM : Breakthough is the Smiling Alchemist
Hotarubi : OMG
Hotarubi : smiling alchemist during the day
Hotarubi : breakthrough during the night
Breakthrough : you mean the mask didn't tip you off?

The Mystical One

03-23-2008, 08:12 AM

I clipped out some stuff from this, but it made me chuckle:

Shaelyn : I need to find the likelyhood table for armor overupgrading again.
*Xonix has been left speechless*
Rayer Ardin has logged in.
Shaelyn : I think I've burnt 35 silk robes without +7ing one.
Strago : Negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4 a c all
Strago : over 2 a! :D
Shaelyn : Oh fuck! It's the quadratic equation! Run!
Strago : YES RUN
Strago : If you don't run I'm gonna bust out some pythagorean
Strago : Cause, y'know
Strago : Those're the two I know >_>

Giever

03-23-2008, 09:07 AM

Oh, and a bit before that, Shae mentioned how it's cooler to imagine that I'm a Professor in real life too.. somehow that lead to a religious debate and the meaning of life. So.. jokingly:

Strago : So.
Strago : Who wants to talk about Pacman!
Strago : I want to see if it turns into a discussion about civil rights.
Xonix : I bet Pacman is a virgin :o
Shaelyn : I would, but I forget the ghosts' names
Strago : Um, isn't like Blinky and something?
Strago : They all sound the same 'cept for the last one
Xonix : The ghosts have names?
Strago : Pacman and MS. Pacman, Xon?
Strago : The dude's not a virgin :o
Xonix : I bet they're BOTH virgins
Strago : :O
Xonix : Due to lack of genitals.
Strago : Well
Xonix : and bodies.
Strago : They can kiss! :D
Strago : And kill each other doing it.
Xonix : :o
Xonix : Yeah.
Strago : Soo they can only do it once D:
Strago : They're like those turtles that die once they reproduce :o
Strago : 'cept with kissing, and they're just yellow circles
Aielai : Wouldn't they just split to reproduce, like ameoba or summat?
Xonix : You shure know a lot about turtles that die when they reproduce :O
Xonix : TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE EH?
Strago : No, when they split, they die!
Strago : Haven't you seen Pacman die, Aielai, he goes all inside out and asplod
Strago : es.
Strago : And yeah, Xon.
Strago : I'm a turtle :o
Strago : From the galapagos :o
Xonix : So I suspected :o
Aielai : Asplodes? Sounds like sporelike reproduction to me...
Strago : Let me tell you something
Strago : If you saw me using this keyboard
Strago : You'd be very impressed
Strago : WHAT WITH BEING A TURTLE AND ALL
Tatsu : ....
Tatsu : ok...
Aielai : So Strago's a virgin?
Shaelyn : Strago is secretly using a Chinese keyboard
Tatsu : ahhh
Tatsu : i hate those
Strago : A turtlese keyboard!
Tatsu : >>;
Xonix : You hate virgins?
Strago : XD
Xonix : ;-;
Strago : YES NOW GO DO IT, XON
Strago : Otherwise he'll hate you forever
Xonix : It will be taken care of! :o
Strago : 'kay :o
Strago : God, that wig, Shae >_>
Strago : New law: virgins can't have sex, they're no good at it. Later:
Strago : human race dies out.
Xonix : :o
Strago : :<
Aielai : yeah, that'd be a stupid law.
Strago : xD
Strago : Hence the joke :D
Aielai : but... you could rape them, right? then they wouldn't be virgins?
*Strago ties Tatsu's morph hood so it cuts off cisculation*
Strago : That's sex!
Xonix : I hate swordie sitting!
Strago : Why the hell is this called a hood?
Strago : It's like a bandana.
Aielai : Well, it's legally classified as rape, isn't it?
Strago : Yes, but not etymologically.
Aielai : true.
Xonix : It could be protected rape
Xonix : >>
Strago : Hm.
Aielai : but we're talking about a law, right? so *legally* they could be raped
Strago : Artificial insemination, if I'm spelling that right! :O
Aielai : presumably.
Strago : Yeah, they could
Aielai : yeah, that'd work too, actually :p
Strago : We'd have a whole generation of babies
Strago : That have been born
Strago : via rape <_<
Strago : You're horrible Aielai
Strago : D:
Aielai : insemination'd be better than rape, though
Strago : Forced insemination = kind of rape?
Aielai : wellllll, what if rapists were required to wear a condom?
Xonix : Rapists would break that law? >_>
Strago : HAH
Strago : OMG
Strago : It happened!
Strago : We went from fucking Pacman
Strago : To civil rights
Strago : <3
Xonix : ...
Xonix : XD
Strago : I love you guys
Aielai : ...holy crap he's right.
Xonix : I did it! I started this!
Xonix : I SAID PACMAN'S A VIRGIN
Xonix : xD
Aielai : /savechat :p

2nnoyconfuse

04-03-2008, 07:37 AM

Name: 2nnoyconfuse | L:115/72 | Job: Assassin Cross
Name: Marv | L:32/25 | Job: Merchant
Name: Atlas | L:38/31 | Job: Merchant
Name: CuteAznGurl | L:26/20 | Job: Merchant
Name: Julius | L:29/32 | Job: Merchant
Name: Olga | L:19/21 | Job: Merchant
Name: Cute Very | L:70/41 | Job: Blacksmith
Name: Elana | L:19/12 | Job: Merchant
Name: Scyn | L:112/68 | Job: Sniper
Name: Deianna | L:44/31 | Job: Merchant
Name: Danger Peach | L:82/52 | Job: Blacksmith
Name: Simalria | L:102/63 | Job: Assassin Cross
Name: Lacrymosa | L:30/20 | Job: Merchant
Name: Martine | L:18/15 | Job: Merchant
14 players found.

The @who2 List

Barely anyone on.

Naoki

04-03-2008, 08:24 AM

It's only funny cause Scyn is afk.

Mondt

04-03-2008, 08:45 AM

The @who2 List

Barely anyone on.Around Christmas A of RaiRO, there were only like 5 people on.

I was talking to Munie

>.>

I used to have a screenshot but I accidentally deleted my stuff.

Fiera

04-03-2008, 05:59 PM

This happened one time in Thors:

Rayer Ardin: love, calm down
Rayer Ardin: :o
Strago: I am calm <_<
Rayer Ardin: CALM DOWN
Strago: I'm just yelling
Strago: For no real reason :o
Rayer Ardin: :P
Strago: I AM FUCKING CALM I'LL KILL YOU ALL
Strago: Brb :3
Althea: LOL
Rayer Ardin: lmao strago

And this one was in guild chat. I have no idea why the conversation became so weird:

Funeral: someone motivate me to do homework
Funeral: >_>
Althea: Learning makes you smart!
Raelin: I'm doing Spanish composition >_>
Funeral: *whiny voice* BUT I DON'T WANNA
Althea: DO IT OR YOU'RE GROUNDED
Funeral: D: YOUR MEAN I HATE YOU
Raelin: lawl
Raelin: Aww
Althea: GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS
Raelin: No dinnerz for him either? :o
Funeral: *runs away crying, slams door* I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
Raelin: Or supper
Raelin: D:
Althea: XD
Raelin: *pats*
Althea: he gets stale bread slipped under the door on occasion.
Funeral: :<
Raelin: And water from the hose? >_>
Althea: no, from the goldfish bowl
Raelin: Eww.

Adrian Faust

04-03-2008, 09:23 PM

Well, server went down before I could savechat, and my memory isn't perfect for the rest of the conversation, but at this point I was dead and Reborn was teabagging. AIek says "Reborn, that's my kill you're humping."
Last thing that goes up before server goes down?

Otto von Bismarck:Reborn, I will rape your face with a shovel.

Raelin

04-03-2008, 11:19 PM

D: I don't have the Boner chat from Raz saved either. Then again, that was pretty early on, when I first joined, so I'm not terribly surprised.

I'm entertained by the fact that I'm featured in a few of these chats, and all I do is laugh and make faces. :P

I save chatted the conversation where Twink was molesting Dante on his SG, with a Wind Lance. But it was more of a "you had to be there" type of thing. XD

I'll have to find that later.

ProphetOfSouls

04-03-2008, 11:31 PM

There're so many great savechatted LN conversations, but I'm pretty sure I'd be banned for posting some of them. <.<'' And by some, I mean the surprising majority.

Adrian Faust

04-03-2008, 11:33 PM

Like the fetish one?

Kikero

04-04-2008, 12:09 AM

Many of you have probably gotten whispers like this from me.
( To Masquerade ) : YOU!
( To Masquerade ) : You have an awesome name!
( To Masquerade ) : Congradulations!
( From Masquerade ) : Why thank you

Ephraim

04-04-2008, 01:48 AM

Like the fetish one?

Like pretty much half of what LN says in the run of a day, and like anything even remotely savechatting material. I'll have to dig through my logs to see if I can find some examples. :3nod:

rival

04-04-2008, 03:06 AM

squarewavedreams

04-04-2008, 03:10 AM

Kaisuka : *school bells riiinging*
Maddox : Pretty women~
Kaisuka : <.<
Maddox : hehe
Maddox : that movie was great
Kaisuka : i've seen it
Maddox : too bad they took out the cannibal part
Kaisuka : wtf?!
Maddox : yup
Kaisuka : cannibal part? XD
Kaisuka : lol
Maddox : in the original story
Kaisuka : how in the hell...?
Maddox : todd was a cannibal
Kaisuka : WTF!?!?
Maddox : yup
Trouble : XD
Kaisuka : how in the hell does that work?
Maddox : he like to eat people?
Trouble : I have no idea what you guys are talking about
Trouble : but it's hilarious
Kaisuka : he hires the prostitute to eat her?
Arcueid : mrow.
Maddox : Sweeney Todd?
Kaisuka : okay that came out wrong
Kaisuka : oh lmao
Maddox : i dont remember him hireing any prostities
Maddox : lol
Kaisuka : i thought you meant the movie pretty woman
Trouble : oh god
Maddox : ooooooh
Trouble : XD
Maddox : lolz

Selfish

04-04-2008, 09:30 AM

Like pretty much half of what LN says in the run of a day, and like anything even remotely savechatting material. I'll have to dig through my logs to see if I can find some examples. :3nod:

He will be doctoring ANY chatlog that has the names Seifish or Helen in them. >>

Really. Doctoring them horribly.

Adrian Faust

04-04-2008, 09:30 AM

Psh, the best ones don't >_<

Naoki

04-04-2008, 03:08 PM

Tretyal

04-04-2008, 03:10 PM

Strago doesn't seem like the type to ever swear.
Does anyone else get that impression?

but he swore there.

I swear all the time.

Ephraim

04-04-2008, 08:01 PM

As promised. This one's a little old, probably October or November of last year.

Guise : I only have A marc
Guise : Which I never use anyways
Levi : Also granted, I tend to stay behind everyone else.
Skyshot : Give it to NinMan, then.
Guise : No, I enjoy his suffering.
Guise : *evil laugh goes here*
Lannactoor : Give it to Lannactoor then
Skyshot : Lannactoor? Doesn't he, like, suck?
Guise : I enjoy your squishy suffering moreso
Lannactoor : I hear his wrath can make birds fall dead from the sky
Coyote Jack : Give it to me then!
Skyshot : That's not his wrath.
Skyshot : That's his breath.
Coyote Jack : Oh snap
Lannactoor : Oh snap
Coyote Jack : Jinx
Guise : I'll trade you for the doll >.>
Coyote Jack : Man.
Coyote Jack : I'd need at least your mom and the card for the doll
Guise : Your Mom?
Guise : I know a Your Mom
Levi : Not worth it, Jack.
Levi : His mom goes cheap.
Coyote Jack : Haha
Skyshot : Burn.
NinMan : someone has an extra marc?
Coyote Jack : Yeah, Martie sells her for 50k
Skyshot : Man.
Skyshot : Martie sells everything overpriced.
Coyote Jack : Exactly
Guise : Martie sells skyshot for less than OC price.
Guise : OH BURN
Guise : *back to essay*

(edited to remove unnecessary parts)

Orion Pulse

04-04-2008, 08:37 PM

i miss katar and skalalala.

Green Fox : I mean, hey, I could do it
Orion Pulse : already?"
Allock : yep this is my seacond gat
[ Friend btwink ] : they were sittin on the bridge and i dragged a mob right over them
[ To btwink ] : i think it's a sinx.
Allock : they eat the bullets
[ Friend btwink ] : didn't kill them but scared the piss outta them lol
Green Fox : yeah
[ Friend btwink ] : they sure moved
Allock : im still useing regs
Allock : might sock up on some bloods for woe though
Allock : i kinda wana do the grenad quest now to
Allock : just to play with the changes
Aurum : Shut yo mouf
Allock : ;,;
Allock : why
Orion Pulse : mouf?
Aurum : Mouf
Orion Pulse : mouf.
Aurum : Moooooooo
Allock : -,~ im gona kill your littil jello thing
Orion Pulse : lol
Aurum : Now it rapes you, see!?
Allock : gahhhh
dark ryder : katar says he's gonna pay for the tranz of the first person to hit lvl
KatarWolf has logged in.
Orion Pulse : speak of the devil.
Orion Pulse : heya Katar.
dark ryder : hi katar
KatarWolf : you were talkin about me?
Allock : if all gang up on him we might live
KatarWolf : dare I ask what?
dark ryder : i was
dark ryder : about the lvl 99 thingy
dark ryder : for the non tranz
Aurum : Ew
Aurum : I have onion breath
btwink : about to have to go restock on potws
Allock : i want an onion bagle
KatarWolf : *sigh* I'd like to get leveling again but I still have to get that
Aurum : *throws toast at Al's face*
KatarWolf : damn hunterfly card
KatarWolf : 2200 killed today no card
Allock : oh btw op aurum was ploting a mutiny last night
KatarWolf : he always is
Allock : >,>
Aurum : This is true
Allock : <.<
Anolian : Die, human!
Anolian : Die, human!
KatarWolf : but he never makes it very far
Anolian : Die, human!
Anolian : Die, human!
btwink : rofl
Aurum : But my ideas dont involve "covering our eyes and hope they'll
Aurum : go away"
KatarWolf : he's too rapeable and he gets off track when we roll out the *********
Allock : lol
KatarWolf : **** ******* **********
Allock : you prove nothing!!!!!
Aurum : *slap*
Aurum : I know!!
Allock : web of lies!!!!
Orion Pulse : what about the time we busted out ~******~?
Aurum : oh shit not ******
Orion Pulse : remember?
Allock : whats ******
Orion Pulse : with the rubber ducky and the drill bits?
KatarWolf : oh right that
Aurum : Too bad we ran out of lube
KatarWolf : man he couldn't sit for week
Orion Pulse : even alden felt bad.
Orion Pulse : poor fella.
Orion Pulse : LETS DO IT AGAIN!\
Allock : ...... i dont wana know;,;
KatarWolf : on one condition
Aurum : *points at Al*
KatarWolf : we do it twice
Orion Pulse : right on.
Aurum : *points again*
Orion Pulse : sounds fair.
Allock : i have a gatling gun
Aurum : It should fit..
Orion Pulse : you gonna bring the celophane and cottage cheese this time?
Allock : just so you know
Aurum : Maybe not, but we can try
Aurum : Thanks for lettin us use it Al
Orion Pulse : i've got the bungee cords and Power Ranger suit.
Allock : it will be used on any one who comes with in 5 feet of my sexy hat
Orion Pulse : the pink one he likes.
KatarWolf : I can't carry it when I'm bringing the two tons of nacho cheese
Orion Pulse : oh, fuck, that's right.
Allock : wich will be on my head
Orion Pulse : damn, just had a thought.
Orion Pulse : where are we gonna get another Black Rhino?
KatarWolf : mexico like last time
Aurum : I have spare salami sticks from last time, so I'll bring those
Orion Pulse : think this one will wear the gimp mask like the other one did?
Aurum : He got fired
KatarWolf : it better for how much they cost
Orion Pulse : damn things are expensive.
Aurum : He bled too much
btwink : i love it when i just mobbed and im outta sp
btwink : and a random anol comes outta nowhere
Allock : you know aurum there talking about you >,>...exit stage left
Green Fox : hello friends on the anol map!
Orion Pulse : lol
btwink : go away!
KatarWolf : well it'd be a waste to just do it to one person
btwink : :)
Aurum : *pats Al* Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy
Green Fox : I cant even kill one
KatarWolf : I mean there was so much left over wax last time
btwink : lol
Allock : sigh i hate card hunting
btwink : you still hunting that horong card allock?

Kikero

04-04-2008, 08:43 PM

At least Aurum didn't have "Orion breath".

pearljamais

04-04-2008, 08:44 PM

Oh lord I think I missed that. -giggles-

McTahr

04-07-2008, 02:32 PM

Proof that I am a complete asshole and hate you all, taken from a Meebo conversation.

[11:25] Jerry A.: Ohgod this is fun.
[11:26] Jerry A.: I love the utter irony that is RaiRO's existance.
[11:26] Jerry A.: The horrible pain and suffering it creates are the only reason I haven't left.
[11:26] Jerry A.: Consider one thing and one thing only: Fuinur abso-fucking-lutely hates the ever-loving shit out of Dunkel.
Now go look and see who started the Thanks Fuinur thread.
[11:27] Jerry A.:
[11:25] Jerry A.: Even better!
[11:25] Fuinur: FUCK
[11:25] Jerry A.: Oh god that's fuckin' classic.
[11:27] Jerry A.: And then like, imagine if you were a little tree sprite that lived and breathed the pure agony of others.
[11:27] Jerry A.: And were getting a contact high from twenty miles away off the guy.
[11:27] Jerry A.: It's that hot.
[11:27] Jerry A.: Oh yeah.
[11:27] Jerry A.: Sexy.

Orion Pulse

04-09-2008, 05:25 PM

Command List: /h | /help
Whomper has logged in.
Leia has logged in.
Freshmore has logged in.
eAthena SVN version: Unknown
WoE tonight in Neuschwanstein only. Saturday 5th April.
Party Setup - How to share EXP : Each Take
[ The Demon Says: ]
[ We don't ask OP about titles. or it's a WOMBAT TO THE FACE. ]
Main chat has been activated.
shmullus : XD
lris : o.O
shmullus : mrph
Main@ArchDM: night all
shmullus : 2 more lvls to my rosaries!
shmullus : night arch
lris : ^^;
HP/SP will not be restored when your carried weight is over 50% of the Weight Limit.
Main@DawnSoul: night
Freshmore : ....
lris : g'night arch
Freshmore : wait... Rosaries?
Freshmore : ... what?
Trouble : d'oh
MuniePhants : mdef?
Orion Pulse : GUILLLDUU IN A CAAAANNNU
shmullus : rosary [1] plurals?
DunkelMentat : shmul did you get that phen from michie?
lris : :3
shmullus : no not yet
Freshmore : <_>
shmullus : was asking if she was on,
Orion Pulse : well, in a few minutes.
Orion Pulse : >>
Orion Pulse : <<
lris : EEEMMMEERRRGEENCYYY CAALLLUUUU
DunkelMentat : because I have a slotted rosary for you in exhcange for the noe
MuniePhants : doooo eeeet
Orion Pulse : *facepalm*
DunkelMentat : one you gave me
shmullus : XP aw thanks
Orion Pulse : i um.
Orion Pulse : logged.
shmullus : um sure, i guess when we get ecalled?
Orion Pulse : orc head.
Freshmore : It no worky huh?
Orion Pulse : >>
Orion Pulse : <<
Freshmore : *sigh*
shmullus : oh yeah, how's that orc going for you OP?
Orion Pulse : I'M VAIN DEAL WITH IT.
shmullus : loyal?
Orion Pulse : he is actually.
shmullus : doing dmg?
Orion Pulse : still jerks off like a fucking chimp with ADHD, but good.
shmullus : XD
MuniePhants : lol
Main@Orillion: Is Twiddy still on in any form?
Main@Freshmore: .... BUBBLEGUM?
Leia : know what would be a huge boost for sins
Main@Orion Pulse: crisis?!
Main@Mi Shiv: crisis?
Main@Mi Shiv: ./omg
Main@Orion Pulse: HAH I WIN.
DunkelMentat : I learned things last night
Leia : if when you hid or cloaked the text from your last skill was removed
shmullus : brb
DunkelMentat : pot pitcher is ridiculously fun
Main@Orillion: Cuban Missile Crisis? =(
DunkelMentat : and damn I am going to spend a lot of money healing people
DunkelMentat : which I do for free on the HP
Main@Orion Pulse: Kennedy pissing contest!
Main@Orion Pulse: =D
Main@Mi Shiv: instant suffering?
DunkelMentat : damn it.
DunkelMentat : I just love healing people SO MUCH!
lris : that actually would be a nice boost
lris : for stalkers too :P
Orion Pulse : healies are gewd.
Freshmore : stay Healy plox
lris : lol dunk
Leia : pot pitch is great
Freshmore : no keep stealing mai job plox
Leia : since you can heal say, OP for like 6k
Orion Pulse : =D
lris : :D
DunkelMentat : what job is that?
Orion Pulse : WHICH I THOROUGHLY ENJOY.
lris : Nuker?
Freshmore : well first it was Pets
lris : lol
Freshmore : then it was cooking
Freshmore : now its Potion Pitching when I have Hobo inguild
Leia : hwiz to =P
lris : OP is at hax hit points build right?
DunkelMentat : I got into pets before I joined raz
lris : @_@
Freshmore : ... so?
DunkelMentat : same with cooking I think
Orion Pulse : kinda sorta. the really hax one was the frenzy build.
Freshmore : doesn't mean DEY TOOK OUR JOBS!
lris : ahh xD
Orion Pulse : this is my standard meattank build.
DunkelMentat : as for pot pitcher, I have a HP main and an alchie alt
lris : neato
Orion Pulse : TOOK ER JEERBZ
Main@Orillion: You know what the chain of command here is? It's the chain I'ma beat
lris : the best is coach z
Main@Orillion: you with till you learn who's in ruttin' command here!
DunkelMentat : I mean, old habits die hard
lris : when the gang tried to teach him how to say 'job' correctly
DunkelMentat : last night I was out-healing a haco
DunkelMentat : I cant help it
Orion Pulse : jeeeaaaaooooorb
lris : yes! XD
Freshmore : you also say haco
lris : Jeeeaaaaooouuurrb
Leia : lol
Leia : homestar?
Freshmore : which is so damn asthetically displeasing I could STRANGLE KITTENS
Main@Orillion: Nobody recognizes that quote? =(
lris : yeah
Trouble : ramrod?
DunkelMentat : I feel as tho when woe is back on we will be a force to be
lris : :P
DunkelMentat : reckoned with
Orion Pulse : TEAM RAMROD
shmullus : hrm. how far until recall?
Leia : OH MAN
DunkelMentat : I think the shitstorm is going to end up making us a lot better
lris : lol

Tretyal

04-09-2008, 05:33 PM

Proof that I am a complete asshole and hate you all, taken from a Meebo conversation.

[11:25] Jerry A.: Ohgod this is fun.
[11:26] Jerry A.: I love the utter irony that is RaiRO's existance.
[11:26] Jerry A.: The horrible pain and suffering it creates are the only reason I haven't left.
[11:26] Jerry A.: Consider one thing and one thing only: Fuinur abso-fucking-lutely hates the ever-loving shit out of Dunkel.
Now go look and see who started the Thanks Fuinur thread.
[11:27] Jerry A.:

[11:27] Jerry A.: And then like, imagine if you were a little tree sprite that lived and breathed the pure agony of others.
[11:27] Jerry A.: And were getting a contact high from twenty miles away off the guy.
[11:27] Jerry A.: It's that hot.
[11:27] Jerry A.: Oh yeah.
[11:27] Jerry A.: Sexy.

Are you Jerry A? If not, who is it?

McTahr

04-09-2008, 05:37 PM

That would be me, yes.

2nnoyconfuse

04-09-2008, 05:49 PM

In complete seriousness, I love Leia's suggestion, though I doubt he's serious about it.
Leia : know what would be a huge boost for sins
Leia : if when you hid or cloaked the text from your last skill was removed

It prolongs the problem (my perspective) with hidden kills that I've already mentioned*, so I doubt it'll get taken seriously at all--not to mention, here I am, supporting something that I've already argued against :D Which one of me will win?

In case your wondering what I'm referring to, it's these lines:

Leia : know what would be a huge boost for sins
Leia : if when you hid or cloaked the text from your last skill was removed

Perhaps it could be less broken if it applied to EVERYONE, so then anyone with a frilldora could do hidden kills...or snipers with cloak could do that and kill their messages...

This is not really a suggestion, more like a comment on a suggestion someone else made...if this is in the wrong place I could make a formal request...but I don't think there'd be enough support to go around....

* I can find it, if people would like me to, if there's interest...

shiney

04-09-2008, 05:53 PM

Jerry A Gopher!

DunkelMentat

04-10-2008, 09:57 AM

Aw, Fuinur's said some things that indicated that he was irritated with me but I'm too oblivious to have known that he abso-fucking-lutely hates the ever-loving shit out of me. Oh well. At least I made Tahr happy.

EDIT: I just read the quote from the MSN conversation (originally just read the quote in Tret's post). "FUCK" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! aaaah... good stuff.

By the way I have no hard feelings and stand by my thanks to Fuinur, although I guess he has some towards me.

McTahr

04-10-2008, 10:00 AM

The suffering you caused entertained me for at least fifteen minutes.

DunkelMentat

04-10-2008, 10:41 AM

How much suffering was it, seriously? Was it a lot?

magmarashi

05-01-2008, 12:45 PM

Macross : fuck yeah, angeling!
Rage Phoenix : Oh, what'd you get off of him?
Macross : pain, mostly
Rage Phoenix : sounds like most of my attempts vs him
Rage Phoenix : pain of not getting the drops I want
Macross : indeed
Rage Phoenix : I'd still farm him if I didn't already break the statistics on him as well
Macross : wow
Macross : he didn't drop anything
Macross : not even an apple
Rage Phoenix : sounds like 90% of my kills..
Macross : and statistics don't work on RO drop rates, not in the way people think
Rage Phoenix : for me, 100% isn't 100%
Macross : well, no, it's not
Macross : it's the way the drops work
Macross : take your estimated kills to get the item
Macross : add 50k if it's less then .1
Macross : multiply by 2
Macross : then give up

Breakthrough

05-05-2008, 11:57 PM

The Dracorian Retard Hour

Main@Impervious Weasel: Name me a wizzie or nuker in my range who is NOT Wo
Gol Gari has logged out.
Dracorion : Let Dynamis canary.
Main@Impervious Weasel: Woe-ing?
Cause this is THRILLERRR, THRILLER NIIIIIIIIGHT~
Gol Gari has logged in.
Dynamis : gosh dangit
Sicarius : Want me to pass leadership? :P
Main@Dracorion: THE BATMAN.
Main@Impervious Weasel: Batman does not Aoe.
Main@Epic Wizard: what for?
Whomper : It could cause problems. D:
Main@Antion del Amris: Wow that looked horrible
Main@Impervious Weasel: Iunno.
Main@Father: what element do you need, Impervious?
Main@Antion del Amris: I'll go away now
Main@Dracorion: HE AoEs with the POWER OF HIS WILL.
Main@Impervious Weasel: Rachel Sanc, Meds, whatever.
Main@Teralis: Thriller, huh?
Kathryne : traps
Main@Blaize: @main off
Whomper : I don't think we have enough swordsmen.
Thorbert : meh
Main@Blaize: Haha fail.
Main@Epic Wizard: fail
Main@Dracorion: THE POWER OF HIS FREAKING WILL.
Main@Impervious Weasel: something with exp.
Alcyone : Hey guys.
Lukav : Nope
Sicarius : Hiya Alcy
Alcyone : My dinner will be done real soon.
Essedarius : you're right we dont
Essedarius : i must make one
Dracorion : We need more Peco.
Main@Father: you can have an AOE ninja if I can kill it with fire
Lukav : ew
Kathryne : too many anything else though
Lukav : I like the TK though T_T
Alcyone : So just on to check plans and stuff.
Lukav : ranked even
Blessing canceled.
Dracorion : TKs should be able to ride Pecos.
Your Speed has decreased.
Sicarius : In Begerl atm
Essedarius : yeah we should
Lukav : or dragons
Main@Impervious Weasel: Can aforementioned AoE ninja take on tanked mobs of Meds?
Lukav : :3
Sicarius : except spelt right
Dracorion : OR IFRITS.
Main@Father: abosolutely
Main@Impervious Weasel: Awesome./
Kathryne : *Burger
Whomper : So is Olivia buffing anyone?
Lukav : well they kick.. how to kick on mount? >>
Essedarius : i wanted him as a pet
Whomper : Or afk?
Main@Father: or however you spell that word.
Olivia : gah i hate being relied on... i should have made this character in
Main@Impervious Weasel: Comodo it is then.
Olivia : secret
The D : ganbatte
Dracorion : They make the Peco kick.
Kathryne : hehe
Main@Father: be there soon, I need to pick up some stones.
Essedarius : wouldnt ifrit we a sweet pet
Alcyone : Any attacks or anything?
Whomper : yes, but then Whomper probably wouldn't have grinded you
Sicarius : Not as of yet
Main@Dracorion: Flying Peco Side Kick!
Olivia : and waited till i had a clue what i was doing
Whomper : live 'n learn :B
Whomper : May I have some buffage?
Main@SeIfish: So, main.
Whomper : Excellent.
Main@SeIfish: I am now odious.
Elenor : sounds like my Knight alt Olivia
Skie : Should I be in unfrozen mode or more hp mode?
Main@SeIfish: I have joined LN.
Dracorion : Is my order of buffage with a side of Assumptio ready yet?
Aurgelmir : Is it all right to come into the emp room?
Main@SeIfish: They own my soul.
Elenor : it is cool being not squishy though
Main@Hotarubi: join the funk
Main@SeIfish: End transmission.
Main@Dracorion: No no. RaiRO owns your soul
Whomper : unfrozen, Skie
Lukav : meh, unfroze..
Skie : Mmkay
Olivia : doesnt asumptio not work in woe
Whomper : that'll pass on to the others
Lukav : yea
Main@Vincent Valentine: No one owns any bit of you, Selfish.
Kathryne : if the attackers have fastcast SG or FJ, Unfrozen?
Main@Dracorion: Except for RaiRO.
Skie : That won't, whomp
Main@Dracorion: RaiRO owns all of our souls.
Whomper : It won't? Hm.
Main@Your Unholy Savior: Actually
Main@Your Unholy Savior: This contract says
Skie : You'll still be frozen if'n you're not protected yourself
Alcyone : New rule.
Main@Your Unholy Savior: A whole lot of souls belong to me
Skie : At least
Main@Your Unholy Savior: Dunno what a whole lot means
Main@Dracorion: However, I wouldn't be surprised if RaiRo gave Selfish her soul
Main@Dracorion: back.
Main@Your Unholy Savior: But I'm going to assume that's everyone
Whomper : for 20 more str, I can live with 1 less aspd
Skie : Me being unfrozen won't matter either way
Elenor : forget Orillion, OotF is Peco for Peco Puffs
Sicarius : Wanna canary, Alcy?
Alcyone : i will attack one creamy every woe.
Sicarius : Or are you eating?
Alcyone : i'm leaving in like 5 minutes.
Olivia : whats the rule?
Alcyone : I'll try to get back asap
Sicarius : Ah, nevermind then
Main@Kelinda Terras: Ludicrous speed....GO!
Sicarius : I'll canary till then
Main@Dracorion: Quote: "Forget Orillion. OotF is Peco for Peco Puffs" End quote.
Alcyone : I will attack one creamy every WoE
Main@Fenric Prott III: Shut up
Alcyone : and thereby farm creamies.
Essedarius : why?
Essedarius : just go rape the map
Main@Freshmore: I agree with Fenric
Alcyone : also, can I go poke or something?
Olivia : yah i got an abernite 1 oe, from 1 kill
Olivia : 1 woe*
Whomper : Odd... usually the party is in Bergel right from the get-go
Sicarius : Go see what GS is doing
Whomper : I guess it's the lack of players online.
Main@Vincent Valentine: Excuse Fenric, being a High Aco, he has no sense of tact
Whomper : Who, me? :B
Elegy : Sic, can I tag along?
Sicarius : They may not have much
Alcyone : Hohosandwich, right?
Kathryne : GS didn't have a lot of players on all day
Main@Vincent Valentine: *tosses Fenric a chew-toy(
Your Speed has increased.
Blessing aligned.
Main@Dracorion: The right way to do it is: "STFU BEFORE I RIP YOU A NEW ONE"
Whomper : I'll go with if'n you like
Main@DunkelMentat: hacos dont know anything besides healagibless OMGNOSP
Lukav : well we just had 30 players log on
Kathryne : KS seemed kinda low on the numbers as well
Sicarius : >.> Ele can go. he has portals
Whomper : keeping in mind though
Main@SeIfish: No.
Whomper : Martie and Tret are still online
Main@SeIfish: They also know pain.
Main@Dracorion: God, I love HAcos.
Guildsman Elegy has connected.
Main@SeIfish: Yet never grief counselling.
Skie : Tahr might actually be out tonight
Guildsman Alcyone has disconnected.
Main@SeIfish: And never, ever, ever any cake.
Main@Fenric Prott III: God, I love it when Dracorion stops talking
Guildsman Alcyone has connected.
Main@Fenric Prott III: Love it.
Whomper : Hjorlef is not online.
Main@Fenric Prott III: it makes my life complete.
Whomper : So yeah.
Elegy : Who's with me on offense, sic?
Alcyone : me!
Sicarius : Alcy
Skie : Howard?
Main@Dracorion: I love it when Dracorion is being Dracorion.
Elegy : Alrighty
Main@Dracorion: Love it.
Lukav : McTahr just signed onto messenger
Main@Arturo: As a side note. There was no ninja.
Whomper : Hm.
Skie : Mmkay
Sicarius : It's mainly a scouting ploy
Skie : Jade is on as usual though
Main@Impervious Weasel: I love it when it's my weapon that kills Dracorion.
Whomper : there's Hjorlef now
Main@Impervious Weasel: i miss those days.
Skie : mt
Main@Fenric Prott III: I love that too.
Main@Dracorion: There's ALWAYS a Ninja.
Main@Fenric Prott III: okay @main going off
Sicarius : You'll probably run into traps, as Sagatarii is usually on
Main@SeIfish: oO
Main@Fenric Prott III: because I am fucking tired of the Dracorion Retard hour
Main@Impervious Weasel: Where is my Ninja-nuker-man?
Olivia : woops
Main@Dracorion: What am I, the only retard on Main?
Alcyone : one turk, Raelin, and some unbeholden are here
Sicarius : *chirp chirp* >.>
Main@Aela: DAMNIT, now i have thriller stuck in my head
Sicarius : Fucking cricket
Sicarius : ...s
Main@Dracorion: Thrilleeeer. Thriller night!
Main@Goop: you just exist in your own stratification of retarded drac

Smoking Thors
Reaction : bbw left?
Defense increased.
BandAid : dunno
Breakthrough : he's not online
BandAid : ya
Reaction : lag?
Experience Gained Base:83590 (0.42%) Job:64740 (0.56%)
Experience Gained Base:69550 (0.35%) Job:53950 (0.47%)
You got Burning Heart 1.
Magnificat canceled.
Experience Gained Base:69550 (0.35%) Job:53950 (0.47%)
STR improved.
Experience Gained Base:176280 (0.89%) Job:134640 (1.16%)
BandAid : damnit mis click
HP/SP recovery increased.
Defense increased.
Reaction : not sure how good this is gonna be without more dps
HP/SP recovery increased.
BandAid : ya
BandAid : kevins probobly not commin back for a wial
Reaction : violence is taking so long he must be growing the tobacco himself

my standard party policy
lllustrabIe lllusion : can another sin come?
Breakthrough : this party is open to pretty much everyone who is in range and not a jackass

must...resist...off color... joke
Gustav : guys
Gustav : were are leaving people behind?
Vielle : Because we're dumb <-- I misread this line
Aleone : Because they're AFK?
Gustav : yay stupidity
Vielle : Seyren sounds like a girl
Stewie Griffin : grats
Aleone : One more level!
Raey Xiora : thats what makes him manley
Rhia : Break is the one back there
Gustav : ...
Breakthrough : no more blue pots for you Vielle, since you think I'm dumb
Aleone : Zing
Gustav : ?
Vielle : When did I say you were dumb? D:
Rhia : she said we were dumb
Stewie Griffin : that was Gustav fool :P
Breakthrough : oh sorry
Gustav : ?
Vielle : =/
Gustav : i said yay stupidity for LEAVING him
Breakthrough : I retract my zing <-- I was afraid someone would say something after I typed this
Rhia : correct
Stewie Griffin : oh
Vielle : I feel unzingeder than before! <-- then it got worse
Norns Eye : ow

theories on soloing Randy
Martie : you can solo Randy with that speed
Martie : DS DS DS run
Martie : DS DS DS run
Martie : DS DS DS run
Lunette : back in time?
Hotarubi : JT 28 dead
Martie : shhhh
Sanrod : Time travel
Hotarubi : haha
Lunette : i am moving fast enogh
Hotarubi : you won't need to run, Randy will back you up automatically
Lunette : and i don't. know. why.
Hotarubi : JT is awesome that way
Allais : if you live through it
Mooble : I...I want JT 28...
Martie : instacast JT 28
Mooble : =O

its a fine build, if you can afford the ammo
Elenor : B>Emveretarcon 750z
Tataku : You can buy Em at a shop
Shyrn Askei : My Isis ran away ;_;
Tataku : blacksmith?
Tataku : ya
Elenor : 1K is expensive when I shoot it for ammo
Tataku : There ya go
Arcueid : Why do you shoot it for ammo?
The deal has successfully completed.
Elenor : I am a grenade build slinger
Arcueid : Hm.

if your answer is 'make an alt' there is a balance problem
( From Rayer Ardin ) : so how much time do you spend farming?
( To Rayer Ardin ) : for rods? zero, but about 8 hours for every 1 hour of partying
( From Rayer Ardin ) : >_>
( From Rayer Ardin ) : I meant just in general
( From Rayer Ardin ) : do you use AD a lot?
( To Rayer Ardin ) : no I don't use AD a lot
( From Rayer Ardin ) : ah
( To Rayer Ardin ) : but I have to summon geographers just to survive while farming hearts
( From Rayer Ardin ) : ouch
( From Rayer Ardin ) : you know what I'd suggest
( To Rayer Ardin ) : so I have to farm blossoms for 1 hour to farm hearts for 3 hours
( From Rayer Ardin ) : just something I noticed
( To Rayer Ardin ) : to party in Thors for 30 mins
( From Rayer Ardin ) : lots of creators have hunter/sniper alts
( From Rayer Ardin ) : for farming
( From Rayer Ardin ) : what are you required to do in a thors party?
( To Rayer Ardin ) : well people accuse you of leeching if you aren't tagging
( To Rayer Ardin ) : and the only way I can do that is Acid Terror
( To Rayer Ardin ) : but I won't make an alt to farm, because I farm 8x as long as I do
anything else, so that alt would effectively be the main

FenrisWolf

05-06-2008, 12:08 AM

Oh man, way back when I first coined the term "Dracorion Retard Hour."

Good times.

(I was such a dick.)

2nnoyconfuse

05-06-2008, 02:03 PM

<Colored Savechats>

How did you....do that? It looks awesome, and its easy to tell the difference between the chats (party normal guild main etc)...

Breakthrough

05-06-2008, 03:58 PM

I recreated the source of the messages from context and memory. I used the "Lime" color tag for guild chat, the "Orange" color tag for party, and "Yellow" for PMs and broadcasts, which are easy to pick out. You'll notice I didn't bother to color the blue and red status messages, but I might in the future.

DraconisMaster

05-06-2008, 05:08 PM

(I was such a dick.)
Was? What is this "was"?

FenrisWolf

05-06-2008, 11:47 PM

Was? What is this "was"?
I've since transcended dick and moved to asshole, of course.

pearljamais

05-07-2008, 04:31 AM

I've since transcended dick and moved to asshole, of course.

only because it's in your job description. :nod:

Breakthrough

05-13-2008, 12:25 AM

Point of Order
Kathryne : brb, mobbing! >>
Souless : to lvl 100 >=D
Souless : XD
Souless : ok
Souless : =p
Kathryne : i can't tank though
Kathryne : but i can mob and kill...
Souless : then i will use lov
Souless : when u get here XD
Black Belt : Ahhh. It feels nice to be held tight by my Loli.
Black Belt : >->
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
Venali : Hi Mr. Tank
Black Belt : <-<
Experience Gained Base:15475 (0.08%) Job:8843 (0.05%)
Magnificat canceled.
Souless : XD
Elenor : well with a linked HW swalling me, I could probably tank the mob
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
HP/SP recovery increased.
Souless : XD
Experience Gained Base:3 (0.00%) Job:3 (0.00%)
Souless : anyone would be able to
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Souless : if i did spam sw
Black Belt : Psh, Yastan could do it alone.
Souless : brb
Black Belt : =D
Luck increased.
Experience Gained Base:3 (0.00%) Job:3 (0.00%)
You got Glacial Heart 1.
Elenor : Kathy it only counts as mobbing if you don't kill them yourself before they get here
You got Glacial Heart 1.
Kathryne : :(
You got Ice Cubic 1.
Black Belt : Awww.
Theroff : hahaha
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
Gloria canceled.
Black Belt : Sad Kath is saaaad.
Elenor : just a point of order thing
Kathryne : fine i'll get you a mob
Kathryne : but gazeti's hit me...
Selece : BB needs to hurry
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
Black Belt : I'm coming!
Magnificat canceled.
Elenor : most people feel it is called soloing if you kill them yourself

telling war stories to new people
Desiree : I was in the 30 person Thors party that managed to full tag a Swordmaster
Able Nightroad : XD
Desiree : got like 105400 job xp<-- made up a value that sounded right, actually that number is way too low, but it was a whole lot
Able Nightroad : Awesome.
Able Nightroad : Damn. XD
Blitzkrieg : how many levels was that?
Desiree : 2%, I was playing as a 102/54 character<-- it might have been as much as 2.9%

Terrible joke, but nice sentiment
Your Unholy Savior : What did the asymptote say to the hyperbola?
Your Unholy Savior : CAN'T TOUCH THIS. *dananana dana danda*
Zademar : Goddamnit, this is like one big happy family.
Your Unholy Savior : Eh?
Zademar : You people are better company than other people I've met on other MMORPGs.
Hands McAssgrab : thanks

Adrian Faust

05-13-2008, 07:48 AM

An awkward moment in Pront.
lIlustrable IlIusion : blah
lIlustrable IlIusion : want some help leveling?
Otto von Bismarck : Meh.
lIlustrable IlIusion : ok
Otto von Bismarck : Sure.
lIlustrable IlIusion : no you just said meh
lIlustrable IlIusion : meh means no help !
Otto von Bismarck : meh means I dunno, let me check with my wife >_>
Otto von Bismarck : <_<
Otto von Bismarck : >_<
Otto von Bismarck : =P
lIlustrable IlIusion : you poor poor man
Bella : >.>
lIlustrable IlIusion : I'll have to buy you some porn later
lIlustrable IlIusion : to make up for having a wife
lIlustrable IlIusion : she isn't here is she?
Otto von Bismarck : ...
Otto von Bismarck : To my left, good sir.
lIlustrable IlIusion : OMG
Gustav : XD
Phoenix Wright : XD
*lIlustrable IlIusion runs away*
Bella : =P
Otto von Bismarck : Hahaha.

Krem Varsuvius

06-06-2008, 07:24 AM

So this may have nothing to do with RaiRO, but I think it's a fairly funny quote from my days playing Eve. I'm pretty sure it explains itself...

Quote
hey guys dont ever spam local again or something

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GM Sunshine > Good evening
Remedial > Hi there, what's up
GM Sunshine > We have been recieving several petitions regarding your members spamming local during combat
GM Sunshine > and we would like you to stop this this instant
Remedial > Totally false. We only fofofo one line each, and only after we win a battle
GM Sunshine > regardless
Remedial > If you check the chatlogs compared to LV killmails, you'll see that I am telling the truth
GM Sunshine > stop this
Remedial > I also don't control every single goon in GoonSwarm. I typed fofofo and then everybody else did
GM Sunshine > you are there figure head and leader, if you are unable to get them to do stop this, then who is?
Remedial > Well, you could always go to the offenders and talk to them personally rather than holding me accountable every time a goonswarm member gets petitioned
Remedial > I mean, I just love having a GM tell me to stop 2500 different players from performing an action
Remedial > But it's pretty much beyond my control. I don't even have a mic on TS right now
Remedial > Really you should probably just delete local entirely, as that's clearly why LV is losing the war in Detorid
GM Sunshine > local chat and LV's ability is not up for discussion here, your members behaviour is
GM Sunshine > let's stick to that
Remedial > Ok: you are a GM, I'm some fat guy on the internet in charge of a SPACE GUILD. I think you should go to people who break rules and bust their balls, not mine. I don't get to enforce rules because you know, fat guy on the internet.
Remedial > So when somebody renames a station to DEAD FAGGOTS or somebody screams "SMOSKE SUCKS" in #BobChat or somebody spams local with Fofofo, I really shouldn't be the person you convo.
GM Sunshine > you may not run the internet, but for all intents and purposes, you run Goonswarm
Remedial > Ok, I'll post a thread telling people not to spam fofofo on Eve-O.
GM Sunshine > how you get your members to stop this is not my concern, just do it
Remedial > Ok, so if "my guys" keep doing it, does that mean you're going to ban my account for non-compliance with an impossible order?
Remedial > Or will you just start gagging offenders in local so they can't spam
Remedial > PS voting option #2
GM Sunshine > I will not warn you for this in any way or form
GM Sunshine > regardless if you do comply this time or not
Remedial > Living up to your name every day, sweetcheeks!
GM Sunshine > but your actions will affect future decisions
Remedial > I'd like to elevate this complaint please
Remedial > Can I talk to your manager?
Remedial > Is he wearing a nametag?
Remedial > Or like a special hat or something
GM Sunshine > you can file a petition
Remedial > Should I file it under stuck?
GM Sunshine > you can do that
Remedial > I love you GM Sunshine, you're my favorite GM in this chatroom
GM Sunshine > considering I'm the only GM in here, I'll take that with a pinch of salt
Remedial > /emote takes off his shirt.
Remedial > 16/m/FL
Remedial > u??
GM Sunshine > Immortal, male, Game masters
Remedial > /emote puts on his robe and wizard hatt.
Remedial > /emote massages ur master.
Remedial > OH GOD BEES BEES GET THEM OFF

Quote
Remedial > Goons please don't fofofo anymore as you're causing LV to lose the war
GM Sunshine > but...
Nweilin Ng > oh noes, GM
Nova Cygni > fofofofofo
Magere > fofofofofo
Kerevar > fofofofofofofo
Stradiot > fofofo
Althera > fofofo
Eyud > fofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofof
Hotokhe > fofofo
Vera Nosfyu > fofofo
Contez > fofofofo
Zinrix > fofofo
Arthur Miller > fofofofoof
Ilarra > fofofofofofo
Arthenis > fofofofo
Woobins > fofofofofofo
SPACE BEEZ > foofoofo
Psyyke > fofofofoof
Ilucid > fofofo
Captain Tabouli > fofofo
Innominate > fofofo
Margaret Houlihan > fofofo
FreeOJ > fofofofofofo
Bane Glorious > NOOOOO
SPACE BEEZ > foofofo
SamHandwich > fofofofofoof
Enormus > fofofof
Von Kleist > fofofofofofo
Saldio Banderas > fofofo
RedhawkMillionaire > fofofofofofo
Monopthalmus > fofofo
Vintage Uno > fofofof
Johanen > fofofofofofofofo
Svaha Norbu > fofofofo
HydroSan > fofofo
Pyrosquee > fofofof
inferno sun > fofofofo
The StrayDawg > fofofofof
General Brusilov > fofofo
Habe Quiddam > fofofo
Scavok > fofofofoffo
ShadowImage > fofofo
Sherkaner Lumpen > fofofofo
Zarimax Mishka > fofofofofofo
Sporadicus Hue > fofofo
Darkxray > fofofofofof
Ska La > fofofof
Ianaa > fofoofofo
Tandrea Lei > fofofofofo
Eronarn Palazzo > fofofofofofofofofofo
Brick Bossload > let the record stand that mcgaver is would kick the crap outta james bond any day
Remedial > NO DONT WHAT HAVE YOU DONe
Agmar > you're a pretty professional leader Remedial
Crivens > goons and their' lagspoilts
Remedial > STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Variso Ageo > Remedial: it's when your team loses carriers and keeps coming that I'm worried about the war.
K'Bar > ok guys lets chill man its only a game
Swirler > omg! I am lagging so bad now!!! stop that!!
GM Sunshine > I will only ask this once Goons
Gramtar > haha another LV pos just went BOOM!
Brick Bossload > cya pos
GM Sunshine > stop spamming local like you did just now

BericBenemein

06-24-2008, 10:41 PM

interesting party chat edited out the lines that didnt contribute to what happened

greyfox : INVASION!!!!
greyfox : jeez 6 of em
Mil46r0s : in preemp
greyfox : they all gangbanged me
Essedarius : was it good grey?
Gloria canceled.
greyfox : it was horrible
Rayer Ardin : greyfox
greyfox : hmm?
Rayer Ardin : YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW
greyfox : :p
greyfox : age 16 counts as woman?
Rayer Ardin : I meant the gangbanging
Rayer Ardin : lol
greyfox : lol
greyfox : they took turns too T_T
Farmslave Alpha : :D
greyfox : it was evil

greyfox

06-24-2008, 10:48 PM

oh the memories...they flash into my head in my sleep...

no...no...NO! get away form me!nuuuuuu! don't take turns! nuuuuu!!!!!

Edit: look at sig to see it also.

Breakthrough

06-25-2008, 12:33 AM

Laestell on Skyshot
Darien Stormhand : a sniper is trying to get to us
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Mr Cmot Dibbler : the rest of us wait
Magnificat canceled.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Darien Stormhand : move back to the middl ehere
Dyreth : everyoen regroup
Mr Cmot Dibbler : ok
Darien Stormhand : I believe NT is going to move the thing
Gloria canceled.
Mr Cmot Dibbler : so, can lae, darien, and nt go get the guy?
Werlyn : I can't port effectively, sorry =/
Laestell : *crucks neck*
Mr Cmot Dibbler : morris that is
Laestell : wtf
Laestell : Skyshot??
Laestell : L:et him burn!
Laestell : BURN I SAY
Darien Stormhand : FIRE PILLAR
Mr Cmot Dibbler : lol
Goklin : brb
Blessing aligned.
Darien Stormhand : lol
Mr Cmot Dibbler : ok, can someone who is not lae, darien, and NT go get him?
Laestell : whenever you doofs are ready.
Werlyn : =o Lae has a distaste for Sky (that I am unaware of)?
Darien Stormhand : sb needs to run out so I can port
Laestell : Nah
Darien Stormhand : it's a joke
Laestell : Skyshot just likes to hit on me.
Dyreth : there
Darien Stormhand : they have this long-running joke
Laestell : and I like to threaten to rape him.
Darien Stormhand : one time she accepted his hit-on
Darien Stormhand : and he was like
Laestell : Because he's celibate. :D
Magnificat canceled.
Darien Stormhand : scared
HP/SP recovery increased.
Laestell : Ya man
Laestell : He hates sex
Werlyn : oh, well then. I need to go to Prontera more and see this
Laestell : and he's not gay. :D
Werlyn : ...maybe he's---
Baglis : LOL
Darien Stormhand : kik'
Mr Cmot Dibbler : lol
Darien Stormhand : lol
Werlyn : just about to say it
Laestell : Okay.

Niff until Apocalypse
Baglis : NTT you mean GS is the highest or KS?
Your Speed has increased.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Not Testman Two : GS I'd assume
Not Testman Two : Due to length of existance
Baglis : Martie
Darien Stormhand : not to mention Kelinda
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Baglis : What is the guild level?
Mr Cmot Dibbler : gs guild lvl is in the low 20s i think
Baglis : >>
Laestell : kaflump
Mr Cmot Dibbler : they dont beleive in tax :P
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Baglis : Martie is in GS on this character
Baglis : She can look
Baglis : D:
HP/SP recovery increased.
Baglis : He*
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Morris : Bless/AGI?
Darien Stormhand : what about with kel nuking niff until the apocalypse?
Darien Stormhand : seriously
Darien Stormhand : >_>

BericBenemein

07-01-2008, 01:03 AM

Warning this is a Dracorion related post but now everything is explained:

Rayer Ardin : wonkar needs to unafk
Wonkar : back
Rayer Ardin : :D
Essedarius : its like rayer is magic
Dracorion : Rayer, give me a large penis with your magic.
Essedarius : he says they need to unafk and it happens
Essedarius : i knew there was compensation going on there drac
Rayer Ardin : did drac just admit to having a small weewee?
King John V : yes

Michael Valentine

07-01-2008, 01:11 AM

My power is too great for this world! I must...y'know...disappear and such.

Epic Wizard

07-01-2008, 11:29 PM

Your Unholy Savior : What did the asymptote say to the hyperbola?
Your Unholy Savior : CAN'T TOUCH THIS. *dananana dana danda*
Zademar : Goddamnit, this is like one big happy family.
Your Unholy Savior : Eh?
Zademar : You people are better company than other people I've met on other MMORPGs.
Hands McAssgrab : thanks

To damn true sir.

Speaking as someone who spent far to long on Runescape (Elementary and Middle School and then High School friends talked me out of it), WoW (for a summer which helped talk me out of Runescape), and GuildWars which are all full of people with the social abilities and niceties of a REALLY rude 2 year old.

Fye

07-04-2008, 01:07 PM

Lets see... The makings of thors party when theres less than 20 people on =D

Furin : ok
Furin : we should--
Carlisle : AN HPPPPPPPPPP
Barrier formed.
Furin : ..do that.
Dracorion : IT'S-A HIGH PRIEST!
Dracorion : GET IT!
Carlisle : ATTACK
Eleanor : ZOMG HP
Carlisle : LULZ
Archibald : Well, do you know if Selfish will log on today?
Blaize : I don't think anyone can know that
Carlisle : RAWRRRRRRR
Archibald : <.<
Pope John V : <3
Carlisle : Thors? :D

At Thors -

Dracorion : The good news is, he's gone.
Experience Gained Base:864 (0.00%) Job:65998 (0.11%)
King John V : D:
Darien Stormhand : he's gone?
Magnificat canceled.
Dracorion : Bad news: A Kasa is peeing on my corpse.
Defense increased.
Blaize : Kasas don't pee!
Carlisle : ^^;;
Farmslave Alpha : darn
Blaize : do they?
Selece : thats bad? >>
Dracorion : Yes they do.
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:476 (0.00%) Job:36288 (0.06%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:131 (0.00%)
Skill has failed.
Blaize : what the hell do they pee?
Skill has failed.
Dracorion : It is for me.
Blaize : Oil?
Dracorion : I'm gonna rot.
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:217 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:392 (0.00%) Job:30400 (0.05%)
You got Burning Hair 1.
King John V : fire
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:58 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:53 (0.00%)
Blaize : they're MADE of fire
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:1 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:188 (0.00%)
Carlisle : He needs buffs
Darien Stormhand : assumpt please
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:137 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:404 (0.00%) Job:31283 (0.05%)
Dracorion : No, they're not made of fire.
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Darien Stormhand : thanks
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:271 (0.00%)
King John V : sso they pee fire
Dracorion : They're birds ON fire.
Darien Stormhand : who else is glad that heal cooldown was reduced again?
Dracorion : They pee normal urine. Except it's on fire.
Blaize : I'll tell you what they are
Dracorion : IFRI T BACK.
Blaize : A bunch of Moltreses
Carlisle : yo
Dracorion : IFRIT BACK.
Blaize : that's what
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:48 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:209 (0.00%) Job:16195 (0.03%)
Eleanor : Awwww....
Experience Gained Base:392 (0.00%) Job:30400 (0.05%)
King John V : i don't like this game =(
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:244 (0.00%)
Eleanor : Almost made it back.
Darien Stormhand : Moltress is the shitty one
Experience Gained Base:1008 (0.00%) Job:76998 (0.13%)
Darien Stormhand : <3 Articuno
Blaize : yeah
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:95 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:392 (0.00%) Job:30400 (0.05%)
You got Burning Hair 1.
Blaize : Articuno forever
King John V : and i'm stripped
Darien Stormhand : :DDDD
Farmslave Alpha : poor moltres =(
Dracorion : Agreed.
King John V : i r naked
Experience Gained Base:882 (0.00%) Job:67374 (0.12%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:96 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:97 (0.00%)
Dracorion : Wooooonk!
Dracorion : SAVE ME!
Dracorion : Yay!
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Darien Stormhand : where is ifrit?

Epic Wizard

07-04-2008, 02:56 PM

Obviously I need to start doing Thors again since Drac is dead meat without the crazy teleporting High Wizard there to save him XD

profluj

07-04-2008, 03:00 PM

Oh and, since I have been gone. It seems like Darien Stormhand went champion. Grats Rayer ^_^

Dracorion

07-06-2008, 08:39 PM

Raem expresses his true feelings for me:

EDIT: WARNING. The following content may not (I'm not quite sure) be suitable for minors, blah blah blah. Fairly be ye warned.

Strago : He's idle on AIM.
Dracorion : Raem, what kind of porn do you like?
Strago : =o
Eliren : dracorion porn
Eliren : so hawt
Strago : Gross.
Eliren : xD
Dracorion : It's only natural.
Kathryne : i bet he's underage, so that'd be like illegal
Eliren : I undress his LK with my eyes
Dracorion : It pays the bills, though.
Strago : Drac is like 12
Dracorion : XD
Dracorion : Raem, you just made me choke.
Eliren : i imagine a tender young, lithe supple body to explore
Kathryne : XD
Eliren : wow i cant believe i fucking typed that
Eliren : xDDD
King John V : lol
shmullac : this is really slow, coudl i get an agi from someone?
Kathryne : quick, someone savechat!
Eliren : fuckfuckfuck
Kathryne : yeah, brb
Eliren : *hexdumps everyone*
Strago : There's a surprising amount of Mega Man.exe hentai
Strago : I think it's all the tights
Mitsuki : savechatted
Dracorion : You can't believe you fucking typed that because it's not true or because you didn't think you could type something quite as smart as that?
Eliren : dammit!
shmullac : tyty
Dracorion : Mitsuki, what kind of porn do you like?
Myona : oh snap, forgot to savechat :(
Strago : It's because he can't believe he really feels that way
Mitsuki : dont worry kath
Mitsuki : i did
Myona : whew
Strago : And is burying it down to the bottom of his soul
Eliren : xD
Strago : Where it can become a disorder and he'll start killing boys
Strago : In 10 years
Strago : =o

I must say, I'm flattered. Even if I don't quite feel the same way. Also, Strago knows psychology.

Fye

07-09-2008, 04:17 PM

I lulz at minors.

Selece : *bites*
King John V : D:
Essedarius : selece is kinky
Essedarius : she likes to bite
King John V : >.>
Katherine : i only have lvl 1, cheaper in sp that way
Selece : D:
King John V : selece is a sniper
Sanrod : It's just a way to cyber-salute
*Katherine bites Sel*
Selece : =D
Selece : *bites back*
Katherine : D=
Selece : i started the whole biting thing D:<
King John V : she never bites me D:
King John V : i'm a kangaroo
King John V : :D
Katherine : maybe she's afraid of getting weird diseases
Sanrod : I feel it's better that way
Selece : rabies!
Selece : wait whut
King John V : D:
Katherine : rabies is scarily similar to babies
King John V : >.>
Sanrod : Sniper pants aren't the best things to bite
Selece : john is jail bait
King John V : :D
Katherine : aren't you too?
Essedarius : im of legal age
Essedarius : and so is sel
King John V : not in her country >.>
Essedarius : or close enough
King John V : she's legal
Selece : :D
Selece : im 17
Essedarius : now AS she's totally not legal
Selece : nope
Selece : she's like
Carlisle : What?
Selece : 14
Katherine : neither is Raem :p
Selece : =o
King John V : *coughjailbaitaswellcough*
Carlisle : Morning, birds.
Essedarius : afternoon
Carlisle : Oh. It is one pm.
Sanrod : Talking about legal drinking age, I think
Carlisle : ._.;;
King John V : its barely afternoon :D
Katherine : or 7 pm...
Carlisle : No.
Carlisle : Legal "let me sex you" age.
Carlisle : Right?
Sanrod : damn
Essedarius : there ya go
King John V : yep
Carlisle : :D
Essedarius : she comes into the convo half way through and figures it out
Sanrod : It's so obvious it hurts
Katherine : BUTTSECKS?!!!
King John V : it doesn't apply to me, i make the rules so i get to break them
Carlisle : Not that hard.
Essedarius : brb gotta finish a THG
Selece : pfft
Selece : you have man stalkers
Essedarius : unless raem wants to save me time
King John V : sadly
Sanrod : We need the chikkens back?
King John V : that guy came to my house AGAIN
Selece : for 10 minutes?
King John V : yeah
Selece : he luuurves you
King John V : i should really call the police
Carlisle : We both do. T.T;
Dracorion : I still say scare him with your porn collection.
Katherine : pics or it didn't happen!
King John V : D:
Carlisle : Kathy. >_>
Sanrod : Just call the police, they'll se it's nothing and not come again even if you need it
Dracorion : Or, fine, be a pussy and call the police.
King John V : selece will protect me :D
Selece : i
Selece : am
Selece : a small
Katherine : mmm?
Selece : asian girl
Carlisle : What jorb lebel you go at?
King John V : bite him :D
Selece : :D
Dracorion : And operation "Boy Who Cried Wolf" will be a success, Sanrod!
Carlisle : Arcani no remember. D:
Katherine : 54
King John V : or kick him low
Carlisle : Hokay.
Sanrod : Selece, small asian girls can be really scary
Dracorion : AND I WILL BE ABLE TO BREAK INTO JOHN'S HOUSE AND RAPE HIM.
Katherine : gets me everything but envenom and detox
Dracorion : AND NO ONE WILL BELIEVE HIM.
King John V : D:
Dracorion : Tee hee.
King John V : i have pedophobia

We seem to have this kind of convos a lot. The epic war! Pedos vs. Jailbaits.

King John V

07-10-2008, 12:59 AM

The war is rather disturbing.

Killiak

07-10-2008, 12:57 PM

I am definitely on the pedo side

profluj

07-10-2008, 03:32 PM

[Quote:] Sanrod : Selece, small asian girls can be really scary

*points to AngelicSlayer* :D

Breakthrough

07-10-2008, 08:20 PM

nekkie pics
Faolin : well....naked pics didn't work
Dyreth : you were missing
Dyreth : pos lag
Faolin : let's see
DunkelMentat : nuking my own mob is scary
Faolin : i don't have much equipment
Not Testman : I never got any of those
Your Unholy Savior : That reminds me, I need my Kiel ulle's back
Your Unholy Savior : owait
DunkelMentat : and also I have only done this once and am not great at it yet
Faolin : i offered 'em!
Not Testman : That would have totally worked
DunkelMentat : I need to learn
Dyreth : can i damge test on some one?
ArchDM : want my knight to tank the mob then and have you nuke?
DunkelMentat : I'd rather practice mobbing
Not Testman : I prefer to recieve my half first
Not Testman : Safety reasons
DunkelMentat : my goal is jups mobbing so thats what I want to get good at
Faolin : uh huh, of course
Faolin : well i sent them to river last night
Faolin : she approved
Faolin : as did orion
Fencoon : I /never/ get nekkie pics. =)
ArchDM : ehh, mobbing Jups is different then anywhere else
Fencoon : er
Fencoon : =(
Faolin : but it's only fair, i got nekkie pics of them first
DunkelMentat : we can use the night if you want I guess
Alcyone : i can mob most places
Alcyone : niff, GGD if I got evil armor
DunkelMentat : I'm just in a flee build and havent really mobeed with it yet
Dyreth : anyone have the pvp gears, i can test on?
Faolin : so let me know when you want to trade ;)
Redemption : Is there any way to check what you character is going to be?
Strago : =o
Redemption : Im not sure if this is going HP or champ
Breakthrough : well can we do jups like this? it has good money and elu, and everyone needs
elu
Kame : There's an easy way
Alcyone : uh
Fencoon : Well
Kame : Go to valhalla
ArchDM : ehh
Fencoon : What were you?
Kame : and talk to the champ and HP
ArchDM : not really
Redemption : I dont know Fen
Redemption : Not my character
Fencoon : Oooh okay
Kame : I just told you how!
Fencoon : I was like
ArchDM : I'm still setup for ktul
Dyreth : dunk
Fencoon : That is dumb and you are dumb!
DunkelMentat : what.
Dyreth : can i damge test on you?
Redemption : But wont that trans me Kame
Not Testman : Last nights offer is acceptable
DunkelMentat : reall quck, sure
Kame : ....
DunkelMentat : invite.
Kame : oh shit
Fencoon : Yes it will trans you
Kame : yes, it will
Redemption : Then no
Redemption : <_<
Alcyone : heh
Alcyone : It's like a suprise
Dyreth : no sumpt
Fencoon : at any rate go to job level 70
Alcyone : get to j70
Redemption : I know
Redemption : Just
Kame : Or, easy way
Alcyone : and open the magical mystery haco
Fencoon : AND THEN find out :D
Faolin : alright then
Faolin : testman gets boobs
Redemption : I dont want to level the wrong character
Dyreth : all else doesnt matter
Kame : Hack into the RaiRO server and look at the char database
Faolin : don't mind my messy vanity...i had to use my phone
Fencoon : Redemption sounds like a priest
Faolin : have msn?
Dyreth : oh
Not Testman : No
Faolin : i can't exactly photobucket them
Dyreth : was wondering..
Dyreth : why you didnt heal XD
Alcyone : hai eremes.
Faolin : well get some instant messenger
Faolin : and they're yours
life with boobs
Black Jesus : Well, I'm incredibly bored
Black Jesus : if RaiRO remains this dull I might have to go get...... a life
Lord Aramat : get a g/f instead
Away automessage has been activated.
Lord Aramat : it's like a life but with boobs
pot of chocolate
DunkelMentat : the problem of pot is the munchies, the answer to munchies is chocolate.
Faolin : ....
Faolin : *flicks fen*
Faolin : shuttup
DunkelMentat : brb. going to 711
Fenric Prott III : Hee hee
Fenric Prott III : Hey, it was tuesday when the arrangements were made :D
Fenric Prott III : Sweet.
Breakthrough : why do you need drugs at all if you got chocolate?
Scyner : umm cause chocolate doesnt get you high?
Breakthrough : but its legal in all 50 states
Not Testman : I don't think her goal is to take a legal substance
common knowledge
Whomper : Now I wasn't even trying.
Whomper : That wasn't nice.
Big Bad Wolf : those 80s really stack up.
Whomper : >_>
Big Bad Wolf : Also we all know that Whomper does not really ever die
Big Bad Wolf : and that you just @died to help my self esteem
Big Bad Wolf : which I appreciate.
Big Bad Wolf : Nope
Big Bad Wolf : You surrendered, and by that, you really won
Big Bad Wolf : Just like in Yu-gi-oh the abridged series!
spicy dong
MuniePhants : my u dang is ultra spicy this time
MuniePhants : er u dong
Big Bad Wolf : u dang?
MuniePhants : whatever
Day Mode is activated
Big Bad Wolf : I have no idea what a u dong is either
Big Bad Wolf : sounds like a crooked penis
MuniePhants : >.>
MuniePhants : its a type of noodles
Big Bad Wolf : uh huh, "noodles"
got it from Blaize
Mitsuki : and dont call me mit ><
Wonkar : would you rather Mittens?
Blaize : Mitten~
Mitsuki : shut up, wonkies
Mitsuki : D=
Blaize : Hey, I came up with mitten
Mitsuki : ....i liek them a little?
Blaize : You just added the s
Mitsuki : is that ok D=
Harahel : Potatoes are Irish, I though.
Breakthrough : anyone want some brewing done for them?
Mitsuki : and blaize, grimpond was calling me mittens ware before you =p
Harahel : Screw you, Red.
Harahel : You can go die in a fire
Blaize : I'm sure grimpond got it from me
Harahel : WTF?
Mitsuki : he started calling me that on another server =P
Grand Divine : What is your monk missing bags?
Blaize : Doesn't change nuthin!
Stud Beefpile the Autocounter tank
Darien Stormhand : stud
Darien Stormhand : you re my favorite knight ever
ArchDM : congrats
Luck increased.
Magnificat canceled.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Sinister Monk : cuz he AC tanks? :P
Darien Stormhand : yes

profluj

08-20-2008, 10:23 PM

Thors party, kinda funny.

Celerity : penis + boobs = futa
Ayuss Master : DU EET
Blaize : o_o
Carlisle : dad's cold ._.
Dracorion : YOUR SISTER IS WATCHING, RENEE.
Luck increased.
Renee : your hoodie was too warm tarel
Carlisle : no the neighbors are
Ayuss Master : heh
Remedy : futs is lame
Dracorion : YOU KNOW WHERE THIS PATH LEADS.
Remedy : futa*
Luck increased.
Dracorion : Will you go down that path anyway?
Ayuss Master : thats not all renee
Renee : ow i'm lagging
Ayuss Master : >_______>
Renee : yes it is >_>
Dracorion : Tarel is watching too!
Ayuss Master : -_-
Afriel : Ayuss, this is your chance. Quick run to her house
Renee : keepin' my pants on
Gloria canceled.
Killthemall : back
Dracorion : I FUCKING KNEW I.
Celerity : the implication being
Dracorion : Renee is a man!
Renee : ..................
Celerity : that her shirt is off
Blaize : there's a bra though
Blaize : right?
Magnificat canceled.
Rival : ugh...tired xX
Renee : nah
Renee : i don't wear bra
Renee : s
Blaize : >_>
Dracorion : Bras are a myth.
Renee : to sleep
Carlisle : You layed in bed all day.
Blaize : faaaair enough!
Carlisle : ._>
Renee : so it wa salready off
Carlisle : ._.
Ayuss Master : yay for bra-less chicks
Celerity : all the dudes in the party have an erection
Scyner : wrong
Celerity : except drac, he can't
Blaize : totally
Gloria canceled.
Scyner : bra= your friend
Carlisle : lol
Dracorion : All the girls in this party are touching themselves.
Toxic : Braless is odd. You need to have a bra.
Souless : ty
Carlisle : yeah..
Carlisle : >>
Ayuss Master : true scyn
Carlisle : I like bras. >_>
Renee : i like sport bras
Blaize : I too like bras
Celerity : i usually don't bother
Renee : and racerbacks
Dracorion : Also, of course I don't, Alcy. Why do you think I ask Raem for boobs?
Celerity : I don't have enough to need a bra
Carlisle : grats
HP/SP recovery increased.
Renee : AWW
Carlisle : Aww.
Killthemall : need sp
Carlisle : ;-;
Renee : shes so cute
You cannot get the item.
Remedy acquired Burning Heart.
Killthemall acquired Burning Heart.
Dracorion : Alcy has no boobs!
Carlisle : mm!
HP/SP recovery increased.
Remedy : any breast size A or larger needs a bra >>
Killthemall : thanks
Dracorion : Just reproductive organs.
Carlisle : Alcy send me a picture! :D
Afriel : Alcyone has tripple E's
Blessing canceled.
Celerity : Or I use sports bras
Your Speed has decreased.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Weapon Damage is improved.
Blessing aligned.
Your Speed has increased.
Dracorion : Alcy is 28Flat!
You got Burning Hair 1.
Renee : >_>
Blaize : that's just mean\
Luck increased.
Afriel : Alcy is so flat she is jelous of the wall
Dracorion : Mean is ALL WE ARE.
Renee : drake is a dick
Luck increased.
Ayuss Master : T_T
HP/SP recovery increased.
Dracorion : I don't have one, though, Renee.
Afriel : brb
T F K : i can't help but think this is my fault.
Carlisle : Drac has a dick thar stretches from a to z on a keyboard.
T F K : i suggested a Thor party.
Ayuss Master : hah
Renee : wow
Luck increased.
T F K : and look what it got us.
Renee : i went to rez drake
Ayuss Master : it all started in pront you're saying?
Weapon Damage is reduced.
Dracorion : Didn't I just say there is none? Jeez.
Renee : I"M HORNY :D
Blaize : ...
Carlisle : Drac has a dick thar stretches from a to z on a keyboard.
Blaize : go cyber
HP/SP recovery increased.
Blaize : geez
Luck increased.
Carlisle : lolololol
Celerity : tarel, that's your cue
Dracorion : Why are you all guessing sizes now?
Carlisle : cyber doesn't work. >>
T F K : yeah, i think it started when... i suggested a thor party
Dracorion : AS is just trying to get into the game.
Luck increased.
Renee : rofl
Carlisle : Not really. >>
Theatrikus : i say drac has no dick. because hes a chick
Luck increased.
Dracorion : YAHRLY.
Ayuss Master : actually
Blaize : I'M ACTUALLY NOT THAT HORNY
T F K : XD
Ayuss Master : it started when we DLed this RaiRO
Carlisle : I was just addingto the drac is a dick
Luck increased.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Renee : dDOWN
Renee : FLANK
Carlisle : unce
Toxic acquired Burning Heart.
Souless : party sammich >.<''
Celerity : yeah, not really horny either

AngelicSlayer

08-20-2008, 10:42 PM

HA ha.

rival

08-20-2008, 10:48 PM

and that party is ongoing...expect more.

profluj

08-20-2008, 11:29 PM

Ill have more later, but party isnt over yet o=

greyfox

08-21-2008, 08:21 AM

if possible this weekend, invite me to one o' them innuendo thors parties. i have yet to actually experience this weirdo general topic while gaining fast levels. I am afraid it will be too much for me.

AngelicSlayer

08-22-2008, 10:07 AM

Find it yourself. Plan your timing or you're not getting anything. If you don't work hard, you're out.

The Unbeliever

08-22-2008, 10:47 AM

Nekkid pictures, hahah, oh Fao you so silly

ProphetOfSouls

09-16-2008, 12:34 AM

Darien Stormhand : celibacy ftw
Dorian Gray : I like penis too much to
Dorian Gray : wait
Darien Stormhand : ./savechat
Rei Ayanami : XD
Morris : ./screenshot
Morris : ./photograph
Darien Stormhand : ./imax filming
Morris : ./copymachine
Morris : ./documentaryproduction
Rei Ayanami : ./syndication
Morris : ./bookdeal
Dorian Gray : ./badmelgibsonremake
Darien Stormhand : o_o

profluj

09-16-2008, 12:41 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Orion Pulse

09-16-2008, 12:49 AM

A typical night in Razgriz.
Sir Galad : ones that taste bad?
Sir Galad : I'm not picky
Rival : ...toenail clippings
Lynn : xD rofl
Lynn : I hate celery.
Lynn : I don't know why.
Orion Pulse : back.
Nills : you'd kill me with no sp!
Nills : :D
Rival : cuz you dont wanna go green rae? lol
Lynn : I can't eat a stick of celery but I can eat three raw oysters
Lynn : Without throwing up
Lynn : :P
Harold : impossible!
Orion Pulse : RIVER JUST THREW A FUCKING RUBBER DUCKY AT ME
Harold : cant use the skill with 0 sp!
Nills : nah you;d use blood price
Rival : AHAHAHAHAHHA
Sir Galad : oyster.....yum
Rival : QUICK! SING THE RUBBER DUCKY SONG!
Lynn : Note: Raw oysters are disgusting if you chew them a lot
Orion Pulse : SCREW THAT
Lynn : Ahahaha
Orion Pulse : I DID THE CHEWBACCA NOISE
Rival : AHAHAHAHAHAH
Orion Pulse : GGGGGHHHHHHHHGGGG!
Lynn : LOL
Lynn : lmfao
Rival : AND THEN????
Lynn : I can't do that noise! It makes me sad! D:
Sir Galad : no and then!
Harold : x.x
Orion Pulse : and then i got a beer.
Nills : ?
Rival : ...thats it?
Harold : blood price?
Harold : x.x
Lynn : Yes.
Rival : no getting backness?
Nills : lol
Harold : sounds emp
Lynn : It is THAT epic/
Rival : just...chewy.
Harold : emo
Orion Pulse : well, i mean
Lynn : *.
Orion Pulse : i chucked the rubber ducky at her bits.
Nills : you use hp instead of mp to cast spells!
Orion Pulse : but she got all pissy.
Orion Pulse : so
Nills : :D
Orion Pulse : i got a beer.
Harold : Bragi!
Lynn : XD
Rival : upper bits, or da lower ones? *bets on upper*
Lynn : ...
Nills : im almost dead i warn you
Orion Pulse : ...
Lynn : >__>
Rival : I WIN!
Harold : k
Orion Pulse : lower, my man.
Rival : :D
Rival : oh
Nills : lol
Rival : damn
Harold : lol
Lynn : lawl
Harold : that was fast
Rival : op is going for quick points
Nills : well yeah
Rival : not the points over time
Orion Pulse : i go for WIN.
Rival : like in skeeball
Lynn : XD
Rival : you can just chuck that shit down
Orion Pulse : ...vaginal skeeball?
Rival : and get points
Harold : We really need to get a castle
Lynn : LOLL
Orion Pulse : ...HOLY FUCK.
Harold : And you bragi
Lynn : I read that wrong.
Harold : For my creator
Rival : or you can aim and try to get thespecial points
Lynn : God my mind is in the gutter.
Harold : So I can kill all who enter
Orion Pulse : omg omg omg
Orion Pulse : no really
Rival : dont worry rae, we will help
Lynn : I read that as... Skeetball
Orion Pulse : skeeball table
Lynn : I was like, what the fuck
Rival : ...
Rival : op...
Orion Pulse : no really
Rival : whats at the end of it?
Orion Pulse : XD
Rival : "VAGAINA SKEEBALL?"
Orion Pulse : flashing lights and all your money gone.
Nills : lol
Orion Pulse : JUST LIKE THE REAL THING
Rival : ...
Rival : so a ho?
Lynn : XD
Rival : OMG! THE COPS ARE IN THERE?
Astra : I'm still not impressed by any current creators. :(
Rival : you said lights right?
White Jacket : thanks dude
Orion Pulse : dear god i'm saving this
shmullus : :D
Orion Pulse : XD
Astra : none of them hurt like kelin does.
shmullus : np man
Lynn : xD
Rival : i mean like
shmullus : oh hey
Rival : if its lights and money gone
Lynn : You can be.. impressed by the one I will never make!
shmullus : know that glittering jacket i lent?
Lynn : :D
Rival : then you got busted in a sting
White Jacket : DAMN YELLOW PLANTS!
* Astra is impressed! *
Rival : you hit the wrong hole.
Rival : ...
Rival : wait.
Orion Pulse : wat
Tev Loneglade has logged in.
Rival : no. im good with that.
Lynn : SWEET. I impressed an Astra! :o
Rival : tev!
Orion Pulse : just...spit on it more
Rival : vagina skeeball. ready...comment
Rival : ...tev?
Lynn : xD
Rival : he died in shock
Tev Loneglade : yo
Rival : vagina skeeball. ready...comment
Orion Pulse : VAGINA SKEEBALL
Tev Loneglade : what about it?
Rival : what you think bout it?
Orion Pulse : 50 points for hittin' the G-Spot!
Orion Pulse : XD
shmullus : oh dude he's so badaass he doesn't even CARE
Rival : shmull
Rival : in this game.
Rival : if you were to play?
Orion Pulse : ...the game?
Rival : *stops being mean*
Orion Pulse : FUCK
Tev Loneglade : sounds kinky but I'm passed my stuffing stage
shmullus : what?
Orion Pulse : i just lost the game.
Rival : xAHAHAHAHHAHA
Rival : well tev
Rival : pending the hole you penetrate with your balls.
Orion Pulse : HAHAHAH
shmullus : going to bed guys
shmullus : going to bed guys
Orion Pulse : RIVER JUST THREW SOMETHING AT ME
Rival : you either get.
Rival : STD
Orion Pulse : CUZ SHE READ GUILD CHAT
Rival : OPOP! GO FOR THE 20 pts!
Orion Pulse : AND ALSO LOST THE GAME
Orion Pulse : XD
Rival : didja win?
Lynn : rofl
Tev Loneglade : Oh and here I thought we were discussing inserting skeballs in holes
Orion Pulse : oh we are.
Rival : oh no tev
Rival : well
Rival : kinda
Rival : but
Rival : its a real game dude.
Rival : get it in the hole
Orion Pulse : think...what's that lovedoll that's all expensive and shit?
Rival : you get points
Orion Pulse : put some LEDs around the orifices.
Orion Pulse : and make it a skeeball game
Rival : ...OP. you are gonna make one arent you?
Orion Pulse : i'm fuckin' tempted.
Rival : if you do. you must get the right balls
Orion Pulse : basement dwelling fucktards everywhere would buy it.
Rival : diff set for everyone that plays
Rival : some small balls
Rival : some big balls
Rival : hairy balls
Rival : sticky balls
Rival : wet balls
Rival : you must get the set.
Orion Pulse : you've always been partial to the big ones.
Rival : but thats just because they squishy
Rival : *squishsquish*
Orion Pulse : HE ADMITS IT
Rival : well, you only say that
Rival : to cover that you like the small balls
Rival : (fits in his mouth better)
Orion Pulse : no, i prefer the vag, really.
Rival : but.
Orion Pulse : smells better.
Rival : if you must choose a ball.
Orion Pulse : ohshi-
Lynn : This would make for an interesting savechat
Lynn : To read later.
Lynn : :P
Orion Pulse : FIVE BUCKS SAYS RAE JUST CROSSED HER LEGS
btwink has logged in.
Orion Pulse : >>
Orion Pulse : <<
Rival : xD
btwink : rawr
Lynn : Nah :P
Rival : TWINK
Rival : vagina skeeball
Darien Stormhand : GOOBERS
Rival : would you play?
Lynn : GOOMBA
Lynn : :<
btwink : depends on who's vagina >.> <.<
Tev Loneglade has logged out.
Guildsman Tev Loneglade has disconnected.
Sir Galad : ....must......level......before.......sleep.......

ProphetOfSouls

09-16-2008, 02:18 AM

I would post a typical LN chat, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal and the last thing I need is another reason to be hunted down by the FBI.

Victus

09-16-2008, 05:09 AM

Stabbity Victus : It's $40 an hour, $25 if you're doing anything freaky
Souless : nills u switched guilds ???
Yastan : Wait, the freaky stuff costs less? 0_o
Stabbity Victus : Yes
Black Jesus : This converstion took a wierd turn
Stabbity Victus : I'm a freak
Black Jesus : curses
Black Jesus : foiled by mods
Stabbity Victus : XD

I'm not scared to post some LN chat >.>
Your Unholy Savior : XD yastan
Your Unholy Savior : Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Avie : rofl
Victus : XD
Fenric : I love this guild
Vincent Valentine : Or just
Guildsman Darien Stormhand has connected.
Vincent Valentine : "Surprise! You have AIDS! :D"
Fenric : "How'd you mess up your face?"
Victus : o.O XD
Fenric : "I bet it was when you fell from heaven."
Your Unholy Savior : I gave one of my friends AIDS for Christmas
Vincent Valentine : Roflmao
Your Unholy Savior : True story
Your Unholy Savior : I'm not lying
Your Unholy Savior : :(
Victus : >.>
Skyshot : Hey Savior.
Your Unholy Savior : NO DADDY
Skyshot : Go to YouTube and look up the song "I Got It From Agnes."
Your Unholy Savior : NOT AGAIN
Your Unholy Savior : Oh k
Avie : wth is it with all the bones in my soup!

Selfish

09-16-2008, 09:25 AM

There is a reason why I had to quit LN twice.

I just couldn`t hack the conversations there. They are smuttier than any other guild out there. XD

Havenless

09-16-2008, 10:00 AM

I think that was before we started talking about our fetishes, too.

Dracorion

09-16-2008, 12:06 PM

Boy, if I were still in LN... We'd all probably be in jail already.

Killiak

09-16-2008, 01:38 PM

Heh, sounds like I would do well in LN. Y'all got some underaged girls I hope?

BericBenemein

09-16-2008, 01:42 PM

they have blaize, she's an underaged girl

Xonix

09-16-2008, 01:42 PM

Yo?

EDIT: Figures, ninja'd.

Still don't want Hado in LN though.

Killiak

09-16-2008, 01:56 PM

That's what they all say .... ;)

Edit: awww, Xonix edited her post, so mine isn't nasty anymore. WEAK!

Whomper

09-16-2008, 03:36 PM

The wing wong is now self-replicating!
I would post a typical LN chat, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal and the last thing I need is another reason to be hunted down by the FBI.

magmarashi

09-16-2008, 04:11 PM

if Hado doesn't get his daily feeding of Loli, bad things happen. We gotta shove at least 4 of them into his cage twice a day just to keep him placated

pearljamais

09-17-2008, 01:20 AM

Ya know Hado always seems to show up where I am. Speically when mobbing and I can't fucking run away.

I'll be.... shit. I need a taser. -is turning 21 dec...- oh wait he likes jailbait.... I should be good.

Killiak

09-17-2008, 03:16 AM

That was actually Michie's fault :)

Michie

09-17-2008, 03:34 AM

What did I do now? :(

Killiak

09-17-2008, 03:50 AM

Telling me where LP was farming ;)

Michie

09-17-2008, 03:51 AM

I didn't know. :gonk:

Though I guess I should have. :shifty:

Sorry LP.

pearljamais

09-17-2008, 12:39 PM

I didn't know. :gonk:

Though I guess I should have. :shifty:

Sorry LP.

-hugs- I still love you ^-^

-sticks tounge out at a Hado-

profluj

09-17-2008, 04:57 PM

-hugs- I still love you ^-^

-sticks tongue in Hado-

FTFY

Michie

09-17-2008, 05:25 PM

Hahahaha Bagels. She gonna kill you. :whee:

*hugs LP*

God I love my guild. :D

Selim : The next marc I kill
Bella : Haven't heard anything from Avie since I got home so I dunno what
Selim : Is gonna drop the card.
Bella : shes up to
Thane : Looks to be sitting in pront
Bella : Positive reinforcement Selim? XD
Selim : Damn you universe! LISTEN WHEN I COMMAND YOU.
Bella : lol
Lynn : XD
Selim : Now, if the next marc doesn't drop its card
Selim : I'm kicking you in your celestial giblets
Sir Galad : your gonna kill a bunch more?
Bella : XD
Selim : YOU HEAR ME UNIVERSE? I'll GET LARD HARDON COLLIDER
Selim : ON YOUR ASS
Lynn : XD
Thane : lard... hard on...
Thane : >_>
Lynn : >_>
Thane : best misspell ever
Lynn : rofl
Bella : lmfao
Selim : Now I just gotta find me a marc
Selim : D:
Selim : The universe is an asshole D:
Thane : XD
Bella : Did it kill you?
Bella : XD
Thane : well
Selim : No, just no card
Thane : in the universe's defense
Thane : you were threatening it >_>
Bella : hahaha
Selim : Wait
Selim : If the universe is an asshole
Selim : And we're IN the universe
Selim : Does that make us poo?
Lynn : >_>
Lynn : I don't want to be a piece of shit
Sir Galad : that might explain why I'm brown
Lynn : I'M YELLOW CUZ I'M ASIAN.
Tiou : <<
Lynn : >_>
Lynn : <_<
Selim : Azian? I thought you where white
Sir Galad : ew......diahrea Rae
Lynn : NO
Lynn : D:
Bella : AHHAHA
Thane : She's WAZN
Thane : ..
Selim : Nah, I'm pretty sure you're white
Thane : RAGUEL
Lynn : I'm all Asian.
Bella : XD
Lynn : Oh God hahaaa
Thane : *reaches for golf club* We've been tricked all along
Bella : D=
Lynn : lmao
Lynn : You've seen my picture D:
Lynn : I'm not a dood
Thane : Google image.
Thane : >_>
Lynn : ._.
Selim : Why a golf club?
Sir Galad : they hurt?
Bella : >.> Every picture we've seen there was a guy in it Rae
Lynn : Nuh uh
Thane : Because it's fun, and I'm on a university campus that teaches
Thane : golf club management
Bella : uh huh
Lynn : Not the very first prom picture
Selim : Is it the new official Raguel beating weapon?
Thane : so there's bound to be one nearby
Selim : Did I miss a meeting?
Thane : *golf resort management
Thane : in fact
Bella : first prom pic I saw was a group of you =P
Thane : two buildings over from here there's a swing lab
Selim : Anyways, I don't know what Lynn looks like, so I'm gonna keep saying
Selim : she's white
Lynn : Group of girls :P
Selim : Cause it humours me
Lynn : >.>
Bella : =P
Bella : XD
Selim : Danke shorn Tiou
Thane : grats on LK, btw
Tiou : aaaanytime
Bella : D=
Thane : Hado should log on
Bella : She speaks!
Thane : like, now >>
Tiou : I do?
Bella : No he shouldn't >.>
Thane : before I decide to change early
Bella : Ohhh
Bella : yeah for that he can XD
Thane : =p
Bella : =P
Lynn : And Michie, you saw pictures of me by myself ; ;
Bella : I know hun I'm just giving you a hard tim e ^_^
Thane : holy crap
Lynn : v.v
Thane : the vending machine across the room just powered on
Selim : We love you even though you're a white gal, don't worry
Lynn : Ahaha.
Thane : it made the most freaky sound
Bella : hahahah
Bella : Wait. Whuts wrong with being white? >.>
Thane : like in the movies when a bomb or nuclear thingy powers up
Selim : Just like I love Galad even though he's darker than OJ
Sir Galad : >>
Thane : like, *chuk chukc vhhhhwhwweeeeEEEEEEEEEE*
Selim : I'VE COMPARED PICTURES, ITS TRUE
Lynn : rofl
Bella : hahaha
Selim : You black MOFO
Selim : I love you <3
Bella : XD
Sir Galad : hey....we wouldn't be a proper group is not for the token black guy

Dracorion

09-17-2008, 07:03 PM

Lard... Hardon... Collider?

WTF?

Tev

09-17-2008, 07:11 PM

Lard... Hardon... Collider?

WTF?
Gay Sumo wrestling. I thought it was pretty self explanatory.

Whomper

09-17-2008, 07:14 PM

Hey! No picking on the Michie! *glomps it*

Adrian Faust

09-17-2008, 08:03 PM

Hey! No picking on the Michie! *glomps it*

Nuuuu! *glomps Michie first*

Read also:

A fun little LN guild chat.

Black Belt : Blah.
Black Belt : Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah, blah.
Dorian Gray : Blah blah? Blah blah blah
Black Belt : Blah!
Dorian Gray : Blah blah, offensive joke about your mother, blah blah
Black Belt : Blah blah, witty retort involving your small penis, blah blah
Dorian Gray : Subtle jab at your girlfriend, blah blah
Black Belt : Subtle jab at your hand, blah blah

Michie

09-18-2008, 12:31 AM

Another one. ^_^

Hadoken : OP
Hadoken : where do you level
Hadoken : you drunk crazy man you
Bella : OP levels?
Hadoken : hey Michie
Hadoken : *pounces and glomps*
Bella : Hey Hado
Orion Pulse : lately, Demon Pungus
Bella : XD
Hadoken : what!?
Hadoken : that's crap exp man
Orion Pulse : it's been for the s'sands.
shmullus : for the starsands
Bella : s'cause he loves me
Hadoken : For Pony!
Orion Pulse : if a good thors starts up, i'll do that shit.
Hadoken : Abbey is the bomb man
Hadoken : that's how I passed you up
Hadoken : one banshee = 68K exp
Bella : I need to get to 84 so I can leech there more ^_^
Hadoken : be nice to me and I'll see what I can do ;)
Bella : =P
Bella : I've been being nice to you
shmullus : hado, wanna leech me?
shmullus : i'll pretend to be a chick
Bella : HAHAHHAH
Orion Pulse : soooooooo wrong
Hadoken : phail shmull
Bella : I should really pay attention to whats savechat worthy more often
shmullus : what?! dude i want exp
Bella : You guys are great with them XD
Hadoken : :P
Bella : =P

pearljamais

09-18-2008, 12:47 AM

Hahahaha Bagels. She gonna kill you. :whee:

*hugs LP*

God I love my guild. :D

-snugs- And you're right Michie.

FTFY

Where do you live agian?

profluj

09-18-2008, 01:07 AM

D:
Nuu!
Mommy River said to play nice! :(

pearljamais

09-18-2008, 01:13 AM

You started it.

That's all I'm sayin.

profluj

09-18-2008, 01:21 AM

But you threatened my life :(
I made a joke, big difference.

pearljamais

09-18-2008, 01:34 AM

But you threatened my life :(
I made a joke, big difference.

-hugs- Do you really think I'd do anything more than throw something at you like a news paper or pillow?

profluj

09-18-2008, 01:48 AM

A news paper would hurt :(
Pillow would be fun cause I would catch it and hit you back.
Can you say PILLOW FIGHT?!

Dracorion

09-18-2008, 03:33 AM

Pee low fatty.

The Wizard Who Did It

09-27-2008, 04:12 AM

This is why GS is so successful...
Zaraki Kenpachi: should i get a marionette doll[1] for sinx?
Arri Morisato: Alice doll[1]
Zaraki Kenpachi: no its name is marionette doll[1]
Zaraki Kenpachi: +1 str
Arri Morisato: there is a marionette doll
Arri Morisato: and an alice doll
Arri Morisato: im telling you
Arri Morisato: Alice doll[1] is the one you want to get
Zaraki Kenpachi: why?
Arri Morisato: 10% more damage vs demihuman and +1 str
Arri Morisato: and a slot
Zaraki Kenpachi: OOOOW cool
Martie: you need 1000 fabrics though
Arri Morisato: WHA
Arri Morisato: dont use 1k fabrics
Arri Morisato: sell me them
Martie: hahaha
Twiddy: Use em.
Martie: I used 1k fabrics to make the hat
Zaraki Kenpachi: LOL
Arri Morisato: fck you martie
Twiddy: I did too.
Arri Morisato: ima use 1k blue herbs to wipe my ass
Twiddy: Actually I made 3.
Zaraki Kenpachi: i am going to
Arri Morisato: wow twids
Twiddy: And normal overrefined them.
Zaraki Kenpachi: do it to
Arri Morisato: why
Twiddy: Just out of hate for you.
Arri Morisato: EVIL
Arri Morisato: WELL GUESS WHAT TWIDS
Arri Morisato: I SPENT 20 MIL
Arri Morisato: AND NOW I HAVE 60 MIL AGAIN
Twiddy: T.T
Martie: I gave a combat knife to Sicarius
Zaraki Kenpachi: LOL
Twiddy: You're so mean. Jerkface!
Arri Morisato: fck you martie
Arri Morisato: your lying
We help eachother out of love and kindness.

Tretyal

09-27-2008, 09:13 AM

That 60m was mine, and now Im back to 30+ again :)

Fye

09-29-2008, 12:15 PM

Selece : MACROSS
Macross : yes
Selece : tata ordered some yaoi hentai of you
Macross : I heard
Velvet : I lol'd
Alys : XDXDXDXD
Velvet : I just told him that
Selece : with raguel
Velvet : about 20 minutes ago
Selece : =o
Selece : im not sure what to do though
Macross : she's a funny duck
Selece : =(
Velvet : Do it
Velvet : So I don't have to
Velvet : Also it will turn out better
Macross : draw yuri of you and her instead
Velvet : I vote for that too
Macross : I want to wear a cranial buckler as a hat
Velvet : I want to wear a bunch of bear accesories
Velvet : I don't know why
Selece : aww
Velvet : My favorite animal is Sea horse.
Alys : (and why can't I heal people x.x)
Velvet : Undead!?
Selece : but i draw yuri of us all the time
Selece : =(
Velvet : I want to play Pokemon now
Alys : also, yay sea horses
Velvet : Horsea!
Macross : or just ignore all that and draw me doing something cool..
Velvet : Like having sex with Raguel?
Macross : that's not cool
Velvet : Who would be top and who would be bottom?
Macross : Rag's a bottom guy
Alys : or you could just throw josh in there
Velvet : I was thinking Macross was to be bottom
Alys : and they could both be bottom
Macross : I'd never be silly enough to draw straws for bottom
Selece : aww
Selece : well
Selece : raguel is the suicidal one
Selece : so im guessing macross is the agressive type
Macross : better!
Macross : draw tata pegging Rag
Velvet : pegging?
Macross : strap on
Velvet : Oh
Velvet : I don't think she wants that
Macross : make her laughing maniacly
Velvet : Lol
Hadoken : what we discussing?
Blessing canceled.
Your Speed has decreased.
Selece : macross/raguel man on man hentai
Macross : how to get them NOT to draw MacxRag for Tataku
Hadoken : oo... yaoi!
Alys : silly hado
Selece : so
Macross : wait
Hadoken : isn't that more greyfox' area?
Velvet : Tata's area
Macross : should I find it odd that she's requesting this?
Velvet : for sure
Hadoken : lol
Selece : macross's surprising raguel with a lovely buttsex greeting?
Velvet : She requested it last year
Macross : ...what was I bothering her with last year..
Velvet : I just brought it up yesturday cause I never did it
Selece : she requests it all the time >_>
Velvet : and she was on
Selece : nobody just ever did it
Velvet : <_<
Velvet : lol
Macross : that's..almost creepy
Velvet : When is her birthday?
Velvet : We should give it to her for her birthday.
Macross : (insert giving it to her for her borthday joke)
Macross : borthday
Fasalina : fail
Fasalina : XD
Velvet : I did not lol
Selece : silly
Selece : i'd do it anyway =o
Selece : if i dont suck at drawing male anatomy
Hadoken : surrrprrrrrrriiiisse BUTTSEX
Selece : dont worry macross
Macross : oh god
Selece : you'll enjoy it more than you think
Macross : that always makes me worry
Macross : enjoy what?
Hadoken has logged out.
Macross : Tatku have creepy desires for me and rag yaoi?
Selece : umm
Selece : no
Not Akhbar : lessee what one barely OW abbey run brings me
Selece : i was talking about the sex
Macross : ...Why? Do I have to pose for this or something? O_0
Selece : that would be helpful yes =D
Macross : it would take a lot of money and a hell of a lot more booze
Selece : or we could just knock you out
Not Akhbar : booze to relax the muscles ;)
Macross : ugga
Macross : and a discomforting silence..
Selece : i have my sketchbook
Velvet : I rarely use my sketchbook
Macross : you can draw all you want
Velvet : I should though, all my stuff is on lose paper
Macross : but if I have to hear about this from her I better be getting tits -_-
Selece : you want to be drawn with tits? >_>
[Macross @dies]
Not Akhbar : hahaha
Not Akhbar : he is a bit big ;)
* Macross crawls into his Hobo Hat *

Yup.

magmarashi

09-29-2008, 12:34 PM

Hate. Hate, I say. HATE!

greyfox

10-02-2008, 10:03 AM

I am definitely on the pedo sideHadoken : isn't that more greyfox' area?Meep. I think having bumsecks would hurt. A little more forward, if you please. And that gangrape during that one WoE (as quoted in my sig) hurt enough >.>

Killiak

10-02-2008, 10:33 AM

I will please then ;)

profluj

10-03-2008, 09:32 PM

I decided to go inside munie, then alcy did. Then as this shows Wonkar decided to. Pretty funny, I think.

Wonkar : Meh, I'm not sure how to do that as a HW
MuniePhants : there we go
Baglis : woot
Alcyone : sight
MuniePhants : lol
Wonkar : Who all do we have in this pile?
Baglis : We <3 you munie
Alcyone : mmmm
MuniePhants : woot!
Alcyone : 4 of us
Alcyone : oh man
Wonkar : So Alcy, Munie, Bagels, and myself
MuniePhants : we need more real girls in here >.>
Alcyone : i should post that one screenshot
Alcyone : it's like
Wonkar : Oh, the one?
Alcyone : yeah
MuniePhants : which?
Wonkar : High Preistfessorchampcross thing?
Alcyone : yeah
Baglis : Lets blow this suasage fest
MuniePhants : lol
Your Speed has increased.
Akim : Hmmm... My master is AFK... How if now I die because of hungry???
Alcyone : >_>
Baglis : Wha?
Baglis : O.o
Fenric : Best pet thing ever.
MuniePhants : alcy just wants the trip penitration
Fenric : If only his master was killerkole...
Baglis : Alcy is a dude
Fenric : and killerkole was attacking a wolf
Baglis : I don't care what he says
MuniePhants : lol
Baglis : He talks, and acts like a guy
Baglis : He is a guy
Alcyone : hahahah
MuniePhants : so?
MuniePhants : guys can want the trip penitration too
Alcyone : totally.
Baglis : Point taken.
MuniePhants : xD

greyfox

10-04-2008, 10:15 AM

wow...just...wow...

This is a big reason why I enjoy this server.

@Wonkar=Didn't think you had it in you to do that.

I may not have the chatlog, but always remember what you say when you have a "lov stick". Wonkar fell victim to it.

Fye

10-14-2008, 02:49 AM

@main madness when I voiced my hate for all things (because of lack of tidal's dropping). Many items/exp among chat, so those were deleted, and I forgot how it started as I forgot to save chat that. But teehee.

Selece@Main : o_o
Drenar@Main : $@#*$&%@#$%
Selece@Main : i need not know the going of your private life
soul saver@Main : any one want to nuke meds?
Vincent Valentine@Main : Well, I made you go from
Vincent Valentine@Main : HATE WARG WARG
Vincent Valentine@Main : to
Vincent Valentine@Main : o_o
Vincent Valentine@Main : I'd say mission accomplished. :D
Selece@Main : i still HATE
Vincent Valentine@Main : THEN HAVE SOME ANGRY SEX
Vincent Valentine@Main : WARRRRGHBLARGBLARG
Selece@Main : THERES NOONE TO HAVE ANGRY SEX WITH
Darien Stormhand@Main : o_o
Darien Stormhand@Main : selece should join LN
Vincent Valentine@Main : WHAT STATE ARE YOU IN
Darien Stormhand@Main : perfect for guild chat
Vincent Valentine@Main : I KNOW PEOPLE
greyfox@Main : unless yer a lesbian?
Selece@Main : I DUN LIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY
Drenar@Main : HAHAHA
Vincent Valentine@Main : WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU IN
greyfox@Main : aww man
Vincent Valentine@Main : I STILL KNOW PEOPLE
Vincent Valentine@Main : IS IT CANADIA?
soul saver@Main : greyfox did you just say your a lesbian?
greyfox@Main : United States here
Selece@Main : STOP STALKING ME VV
greyfox@Main : eets called online date sites
Vincent Valentine@Main : OKAY, IT'S CANADIA
Vincent Valentine@Main : PRESS 1 FOR RAEM
Vincent Valentine@Main : PRESS 2 FOR MARTIE
greyfox@Main : we need a +48 meds nukie
Vincent Valentine@Main : PRESS 3 FOR BEEMAN
greyfox@Main : 1
soul saver@Main : 3
Selece@Main : no comment >_>
Kathryne@Main : yeah, make Beeman come back :o
Sabbath@Main : Make who the what?
greyfox@Main : we have vonderful man-slaves waiting for Beeman
greyfox@Main : soul is one of them
greyfox@Main : :D
Selece@Main : CANADA IS TOO FAR AWAY
Selece@Main : >_>
Vincent Valentine@Main : OKAY
Vincent Valentine@Main : THE UK?
Vincent Valentine@Main : PRESS 1 FOR PICTISH
Vincent Valentine@Main : PRESS 2 FOR NAYRU
greyfox@Main : 2
Vincent Valentine@Main : PRESS 3 FOR HADOKEN
greyfox@Main : wait...3
Kathryne@Main : ahahaha
Selece@Main : ...
Kathryne@Main : Hado is dutch
Vincent Valentine@Main : oh
greyfox@Main : :D
Vincent Valentine@Main : no wonder he's so damn smug about America
Kathryne@Main : also, *presses 1 and 2*
greyfox@Main : *presses all 3*
Sabbath@Main : How about Russia?
Vincent Valentine@Main : I don't know anyone in Russia =(
Vincent Valentine@Main : I know people from Russia!
Selece@Main : ASIA
Kathryne@Main : in sovjet russia, numbers press you!
Lukav@Main : In Soviet Russia number presses you!
Vincent Valentine@Main : Apparently it's not a happy place to be right now
Vincent Valentine@Main : Asia, hrm
Vincent Valentine@Main : Where in Asia?
Lukav@Main : Kath beat me...
Kathryne@Main : hahaha, i love you Lukav
Selece@Main : singapore
Vincent Valentine@Main : Maybe I can ship some Aussies up to you
Vincent Valentine@Main : PRESS 1 FOR GOOP
Vincent Valentine@Main : PRESS 2 FOR ZEKI
Vincent Valentine@Main : PRESS 3 FOR AIELAI
Selece@Main : WELL TOO BAD
greyfox@Main : *again presses all 3*
Selece@Main : HOW BOUT SOME ANGRY PHONE SEX
Selece@Main : >_>
Vincent Valentine@Main : I'D DO IT
Vincent Valentine@Main : BRB CELL PHONE
Sabbath@Main : How does that work?
Selece@Main : lots of screaming
Sabbath@Main : Do you end up breaking the phone?
greyfox@Main : yes
Lukav@Main : phone breaks you
greyfox@Main : that too :D

And he never called...

Orion Pulse

10-14-2008, 03:55 AM

call Hado a Dane or a Kraut. Hilarity ensues.

LOVE YOU HADO

greyfox

10-14-2008, 10:17 AM

ahaha. I'm glad you got that. I forgot to savechat it while lazing around in pront.

EDIT: Once I get home, beware of an extremely disturbing convo between my friend logged in as greyfox and Genji. Extreme advisory is ensued.

profluj

10-23-2008, 02:07 AM

Normal day in RaiRO.

Dorian Gray : Jesus Christ, I swear my emo mcslashwrist pseudo-mindfuck
Avie : DAW
Dorian Gray : ideas would look better on screen
Jerio : Minidancer!
Scyner@Main : you need heal agi and bless...
Nills@Main : i can healbuff if that's all you need though
Dorian Gray : Than sci-fi channel shit
Dorian Gray : =\
Guildsman Nills has disconnected.
No player found.
Tenbrion : hers tiny.
Tenbrion : =D
Scyner : stupid sonic blow
Dorian Gray : Oh, so now I won't feel bad when it fits
Dorian Gray : :(
Dorian Gray : /asian
Jerio : XD
Redemption : OP, can you make Laraudus smaller?
Avie : ....... LOL
Tenbrion : actually, no.
Tenbrion : i tried once.
Redemption : I have had it done to mini sin
Tenbrion : Avie, had any sugar tonight?
Redemption : O.o
Dorian Gray : Server divided by zero?
Avie : erm
Avie : yes actually
Avie : xD
Magnificat canceled.
Tenbrion : no, actually, i'm bullshitting, I just wanted to see if you'd catch it
Dorian Gray : OH OH OH GUYS
Avie : oh
Tenbrion : AVIE GO RUN LAPS
Dorian Gray : Wanna hear the most lulzy old joke in the world?
Avie : weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dorian Gray : Okay well I don't care I'm telling it anyway!
Tenbrion : hahahahha
Dorian Gray : So I had this friend, right
Dorian Gray : AVIE SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Jerio : I don't get it
shmullus : :D
Tenbrion : dude
Dorian Gray : And she had this thing
Dorian Gray : Uhhh
Tenbrion : she's a sugar powered tiny asian
shmullus : runh around, i wanna autofollow you
Tenbrion : LET HER BURN IT OFF
shmullus : :D
Dorian Gray : Well, she let her boyfriend cum on her face
Dorian Gray : And a few days later, weird bumps started showing up
Dorian Gray : On her face
shmullus : EW
Dorian Gray : and she's like
Dorian Gray : omgwtf
shmullus : FUCKING SICK

greyfox

10-23-2008, 10:09 AM

i agree with shmullus on that one...yuck...

EDIT: Tenbrion lieks it

Tretyal

10-23-2008, 10:13 AM

warts http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w67/Tretyal/emot-eng101.gif

oblivion_angel

11-21-2008, 10:50 AM

Probably one of the best perfect timing. Me, Selece and Kalas (isaac) were the only people in Prontera. For people who don't know Grimoire is Raem's Alchemist.

Tatsu : hum
Tatsu : still tired
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:50 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:1 (0.00%)
Kalas : stop failing
Tatsu : did the little merchant die? =(
Kalas : fyi
Grimoire : I forgot items D:
Tatsu : awww
Kalas : so we just dont need guild chat anymore?
Grimoire : Ha
Selece : who needs guild chat
Tatsu : guild chat is for
Tatsu : noobs >>
Kalas : like raem
[in guild chat]Grimoire : Kalas, make me coffee
Selece : XD
Tatsu : xD
Tatsu : omg
Kalas : rofl
Tatsu : that was perfect.
Kalas : speak of the devil

Victus

11-21-2008, 02:48 PM

When I saw an oddly named character, hilarity ensued.
Insane Victus : Futunari....that name sounds familiar....
Insane Victus : wait........isn't that....
Insane Victus : eeewww
Futanari : I HAVE A PENIS
Futanari : 8D
Tiou : >>
Insane Victus : XD
Strago : Who is on Futanari? >_>
Fenric : Certainly not me
Strago : =o
Insane Victus : Google futanari someone :P
Strago : I believe you Fen
Insane Victus : XD
Fenric : I'm clearly not triple-clienting
Strago : You have never lied to me :D
Insane Victus : XD
Insane Victus : *Savechats
Strago : Victus I google futanari anyway!
Fenric : =o
Strago : I mean
Strago : --

Lionhead and I <3 XP

( From Lionsoul ) : It's good hearing from you, bro. :) Once you get your net back, we
( From Lionsoul ) : totally need to do some grinding together.
Victus : Loved the shadow creature thing fen
( From Lionsoul ) : ...not like that. :P
( From Lionsoul ) : brb
( To Lionsoul ) : XD
( To Lionsoul ) : ./chat

Xonix

11-21-2008, 03:13 PM

...HEY

Futanari is my character! Goddamit who logged on that? D:

Mondt

11-21-2008, 06:01 PM

It definately wasn't Fen.

Definately.

Michael Valentine

11-21-2008, 07:36 PM

Or definitely, either.

Way to go, Mondt!

Loser.

Victus

11-21-2008, 09:42 PM

I lurve you guys so much

So very much.

FenrisWolf

11-21-2008, 11:49 PM

It definately wasn't Fen.

Definately.
Have I ever lied to you? :D

Magni

12-12-2008, 01:08 AM

What happened to the Peco?

Tayuumi : ow
Gloria canceled.
Epic Wizard : did he just break your peco >.>
Celia : Rofl
Tayuumi : ....
Novus : lost peco
Tayuumi : he dispelled
Novus : lol
Tayuumi : my peoc
Tayuumi : WTF
DunkelMentat : lulz
Tayuumi : a:LDJFAPOSJDFPAOSDJFPOASDJFPOASJDFA
Luck increased.
DunkelMentat : I forgot
Tayuumi : NAOSDHFPAOSDHFPASODNFAPSODNFPAOSDNF
Novus : thats weird
Epic Wizard : ROFL
Epic Wizard : Peco rape
DunkelMentat : I flee beelz I think
Novus : killed the bird
Luck increased.
Alcyone : oh my god
Alcyone : funniest thing
Angelus canceled.
Alcyone : i've seen all day
Defense increased.
Epic Wizard : XD
Epic Wizard : yeah
HP/SP recovery increased.
Tayuumi : OH NO
Tayuumi : OH NO NO NO
Epic Wizard : I am so going to post
Defense increased.
Tayuumi : WHERE M SWORD
Tayuumi : AS:DFJAOPSDJFA
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Epic Wizard : "News flash: Beelzebub rapes Peco"
Luck increased.
Tayuumi : I AM GOING TO COVER THIS FUCKER IN CHOCOLATE
Alcyone : brb
Tayuumi : AND EAT HIM
Dracorion : Wait, Mesden is back?
Epic Wizard : ROFL
Epic Wizard : Mesden
Celia : Shit meds shield is le broken
Epic Wizard : Drac just noticed you're back =D
Tayuumi : I DON'T CARE
Alcyone : back
Tayuumi : HE DISPELLED
Tayuumi : M YPEOC
Alcyone : hahah
Gloria canceled.
Tayuumi : PECO
Epic Wizard : XD
Alcyone : heh
Tayuumi : A:SJFAPOSDJFPA
Dracorion : I'd just assumed some random jackass was on Tayuumi.
Epic Wizard : someone save chat this
HP/SP recovery increased.
Tayuumi : I DON'T THINK YOU UINDERSTAND THIS
Luck increased.
Alcyone : that's so
Sicarius : Mes, are you dead?
Tayuumi : MY PECO IS A LIVING BEING
Alcyone : retarded
Tayuumi : AND HE JUST WILLED IT OUT OF EXISTANCE
Tayuumi : Yes
Luck increased.
Tayuumi : I died horribly
Epic Wizard : which is apparently suseptable to dispel >.>
Novus : celia and mes can go to town
Tayuumi : What with my move speed shot
Novus : celia needs meds shield
Celia : Tay, lets go
Epic Wizard : we need NT down here >.>
Celia : I need some Mesden loving
DunkelMentat : LALZLKDXJG
Alcyone : ahahah
Epic Wizard : to fix this shit
Alcyone : hahah
DunkelMentat : hahahahaha
Gloria canceled.
Alcyone : i'm still cracking up
DunkelMentat : I havent laughed this long at RaiRO in a long time
Sicarius : Raem, port out, lamer
Celia : KAY
Sicarius : Fix yo shit
DunkelMentat : I cant play for a sec let me got dhodl myslef
DunkelMentat : woof
Magnificat canceled.
DunkelMentat : ok
Dyreth : hmm im too cold time to move to my bed
Epic Wizard : so new discovery
DunkelMentat : aaahhhh
Angelus canceled.
Epic Wizard : apparently inbreeding peco's for weird ass colors
Epic Wizard : leaves them suseptable to dispel
Epic Wizard : XD
Celia : Okay Mes hurry up
Celia : D:
Sicarius : It is amusing that her Peco went poof
Erin Eldric : Whats happening?
Tayuumi : YOU KNOW
Tayuumi : I WOULD GO ALOT FASTER
Blessing canceled.
Your Speed has decreased.
Tayuumi : WITH MY PEOC
Epic Wizard : lol
DunkelMentat : HAHAHAHAAAA
Tayuumi : PEOC
Celia : Rofl
Tayuumi : ajs;dfjPEOC
DunkelMentat : HAAHAHAHA
Tayuumi : PECO
DunkelMentat : nuuuuuuu
DunkelMentat : I had recovered
Epic Wizard : SO GO GET A NEW ONE
Sicarius : Mes is getting her peco back, and Raem is fixing his shield
Epic Wizard : THEY ARE INBREEDING YOU A NEW ONE AS WE SPEAK
Tayuumi : okay
Tayuumi : shit's fixed
Epic Wizard : lol
Tayuumi : where do I meet you celia?
Celia : someone change her title to asjfd'lPEOC
Celia : north prontera
Epic Wizard : don't forget the chocolate
DunkelMentat : "my peco is a living being that she willed out of existance!"
DunkelMentat : GOLD

Epic Wizard

12-12-2008, 02:50 AM

We actually had to pause the Beelzebub run at that point because Alcy and Dunk were laughing to hard to play XD

Mesden

12-12-2008, 03:09 AM

It's not even a joke, either. I was pulling away and he hit me really hard and also threw two status effect icons on me, and then my peco just vanished and I died horribly. Somehow Beelz did it, because I didn't even have my equip screen (or any superfluous screens) open and just poof, peco gone, dead paladin.

We killed his ass and took his shoes, but still.

DunkelMentat

12-12-2008, 07:30 PM

Oh my god. You really can't tell in the chatlog at what point I go from laughing to laughing uncontrollably. That made my whole day. I was tearing up.

greyfox

12-13-2008, 11:58 AM

i wish i was there...that is epic. :D

In other news: this was taken a long time ago but still awesome. not a chatlog. a screenshot. NEVER EVER BLADE STOP A GATSLINGER! :O

http://cyverse.net/greyfox/ROSCR/scr009.jpg

profluj

12-13-2008, 02:37 PM

Arri's nub face failing. Thought it was funny.

Arri@Main : mint fails as a HW
Selfi@Main : dun do it
Arri@Main : or GD
Arri@Main : GD fails as everything
Arri@Main : he should quit
Mint : m honestly not sure who mint is married to
Mint@Main : Except your balls in my mouth right?
Arri@Main : Yea, you can't fail your balls in my mouth
Selfi@Main : If Mint's mate is on please call him
Arri@Main : wait
Arri@Main : my balls in your mouth
Arri@Main : shit
Arri@Main : fck
Erin Eldric@Main : hahahhaa
Arri@Main : i messed that up
Arri@Main : fail
Mint@Main : Failing, You sir, are a pro.
Arri@Main : ima go kill myself now
Mint@Main : As you should.
Broken@Main : @die ftw

Michael Valentine

01-01-2009, 10:55 PM

WTF?

Mart : magic wand make my monster grow!

Victus

02-04-2009, 02:34 AM

When Victus gets randy
Victus : I'll "relax your tension"
SeIfish : i'm tired
SeIfish : my body says
IceSoul : why would i even want two handed sword styel TT_TT
SeIfish : GO TO BED WOMAN
Rage Phoenix : stop raping my peco. TT
Victus : But but D:
Victus : He likes it D:
SeIfish : vic
* Rage Phoenix pets peco *
Victus : ?
SeIfish : do you have ventrillo atm?
Victus : I do not, sorry
Rage Phoenix : it's ok boy, he won't hurt you anymore..
Victus : Though I should DL it tonight
SeIfish : zada
Pope John V : sounds like my childhood
Victus : XD
( From Xycer ) : Curse you catching your sin up to my sin!
( From Xycer ) : *shakes fist*
Losara : i should get vent lol
( To Xycer ) : XD
SeIfish : savechat NOW
SeIfish : NOW
SeIfish : NOW SAVECHAT

The Insult Game :D (The people involved wished to have their identities protected, sorry)
Person 1 : another lesson from southpark BTW if you are every in an argument
Person 1 : a fun way to end it is to call the other person a towel
Victus : Had to drop the mob for a sec
The Mobber : died
Victus : ah
Victus : *hugs*
Person 2 : oh no
Victus : and lol
The Mobber : hate it when buffs run out when you pull 40
Victus : A towel?
The Mobber : *shrug* I'm not worried
Victus : eek
Victus : :P
The Mobber : I'm only at 7% base exp atm
Person 1 : yepo you just interrupt them with "Your a towel" and it all ends
Person 2 : lmao
Victus : "I...I don't....what?
Person 1 : worked on my wife and my boss so far
Victus : XD
Person 2 : LMAO
Person 2 : i gotta do that to my bro sometime
Leecher : xD
Victus : XP
Person 2 : and Person 1 lol
Person 1 : <.< on a serious note you guys don't happen to have any job leads do y
Person 2 : Person 1, you're a towel
Person 1 : you*
Victus : Job leads?
Victus : In america? XD
Victus : HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Victus : HAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
Person 1 : haha
Person 2 : which is why i wanna go to CANADA
Leecher : your a mmeanie head Person 2
Person 2 : and Person 1, you are a towel
Leecher : Person 2 your a jerk
Person 2 : and you Person 1, are a towel
Leecher : dude your a pig
Person 2 : you... are a towel
You got Memento 1.
The Mobber : I don't even want to know how this started
Victus : XD
Leecher : Person 2 you are a piggy pig
Person 2 : Person 1,
Person 2 : you are a towel
Person 1 : damn smokie should blink or something when he's hungery
Victus : XD
Leecher : your a duck with a hose
Victus : Person 1, you're a dinosaur head
Person 2 : you know what
Person 2 : thats it
Person 2 : Person 1, you are a cumbubble
Victus : =o
Leecher : finally XD
Victus : *gasp*
Person 2 : thats the best comeback ever
Leecher : the insult contest round 30
Leecher : Person 2 you a FATTY
Victus : =o
Victus : A classic
Leecher : are*
Person 2 : Person 1, you are a transvestite booger fucker
Victus : >.>
Victus : pre or post op?
Person 1 : HAHA
Person 2 : lol
Leecher : Person 2 you a a donkey humping raping pig lover
Person 2 : and you... are a transvestite booger fucking donkey dick sucker
Victus : I'm totally wingwonging this later >.>
Leecher : i was staying away from dick
Person 2 : wingwonging?
Leecher : but your on
Victus : yeah
Person 2 : whats that?
Victus : in the general rairo forum
Victus : there's a thread for funny convos
Person 2 : omg
Leecher : what is that though?
Leecher : yeah dont post this please >>
Person 2 : lmao
Person 2 : DO EET
Leecher : NOOO
Person 2 : DO EET
Leecher : NUUUUU
Victus : later, totally am
Victus : wow
Person 2 : lmao
Victus : my GT does over 700
The Mobber : banshee has little hard def
Victus : True dat
Person 2 : Person 2 IS STILL A TOWEL

mjre_shadow

02-04-2009, 11:00 AM

you missed a person's name vic, please fix

Victus

02-04-2009, 11:28 AM

Sshhhhhhhh....
You saw nothing :P

Michael Valentine

02-23-2009, 04:19 PM

[GM] Eliren : I hear Hobbes' voice whenever I dream of heaven

[GM] Eliren : It's soothing like magic angel babies

Wonkar

03-04-2009, 10:34 PM

Wibjarm : What was that about a thor's, Skythots?
Wibjarm : Faaail
Wibjarm : Skyshot*
Skyshot : That's a new...variation on my name...
Wibjarm : Yeah, dunno where that came from
Skyshot : It's like you got drunk.
Skyshot : And developed a lisp, and started seeing double.
Skyshot : But only when you got halfway through my name.

ArchMDM

03-05-2009, 01:43 AM

off topic hats and pics
[GM] Eliren : Selfi, hat done?
[GM] Eliren : :P
King Lazer : readin' psalms in square?
Wasabi Japonica : Reciting.
Wasabi Japonica : There is a difference.
Wasabi Japonica : One is from a book
King Lazer : fair enough
Wasabi Japonica : The other from heart.
Wasabi Japonica : My fingers have finished a funny fun fun hat.
Epic Wizard : I have a Selfi hat =D
Epic Wizard : it are awesome
[GM] Eliren : I have...
[GM] Eliren : 2?
[GM] Eliren : and a scard
[GM] Eliren : scarf*
ArchDM : I have.. 4?
[GM] Eliren : and 2 clothes!
[GM] Eliren : cloths*
[GM] Eliren : Damn redbull
Epic Wizard : aren't we supposed to stop at 2 of each type of thing? >.>
Tev Loneglade : I have one in the mail!
ArchDM : *shrug* tell that to her
Wasabi Japonica : -_-
[GM] Eliren : I got the damn redbull monkey on my back
Epic Wizard : lol
Epic Wizard : nice Tev
Wasabi Japonica : There are two now that aren't delivered
Wasabi Japonica : three.
Wasabi Japonica : One from Orillion in 2007
Epic Wizard : I got one just a few months ago
Wasabi Japonica : One bee hat to Raem last year
Wasabi Japonica : and yours.
Epic Wizard : and I've been in those contests for an AGE
Wasabi Japonica : Tev, suck less.
Wasabi Japonica : You too, Raem.
Epic Wizard : wait
Tev Loneglade : I'm trying!
Wasabi Japonica : Suck less.
[GM] Eliren : but
Epic Wizard : is that a Selfi?
Tev Loneglade : Yes.
Wasabi Japonica : Yes.
Epic Wizard : I don't know why but I'm embarased >.>
[GM] Eliren : er
Wasabi Japonica : Raem's new hat is so gay it puts osterich feathers to sham.
Epic Wizard : there
King Lazer : nobody likes to feel out of the loop
Wasabi Japonica : *shame.
Tev Loneglade : You sohuld be! Cover your shame boy!
[GM] Eliren : brb Obed is jamming nailclippers in my face
Wasabi Japonica : Not at all.
Epic Wizard : oh I'm ALWAYS out of the loop
Wasabi Japonica : This is on a SHARED ACCOUNT
Wasabi Japonica : mostly
[GM] Eliren : ...anyway
[GM] Eliren : What's this about my hat being ghey?
Wasabi Japonica : So gay
[GM] Eliren : My hat is awesome.
Tev Loneglade : And gay.
[GM] Eliren : ;____;
Wasabi Japonica : that osterich feathers and peacock feathers look MANLY
Wasabi Japonica : macho
Epic Wizard : lol
[GM] Eliren : !
[GM] Eliren : Oh man
Wasabi Japonica : the Village People look like studly testosterone men
Wasabi Japonica : compared to this hat.
[GM] Eliren : I could totally give it to Ellie when she comes here.
Epic Wizard : I've been to scared of my hat's safety to wear it around >.>
Wasabi Japonica : Eliren?
[GM] Eliren : :D
Wasabi Japonica : If you wear this hat you will instantly fall in love
Wasabi Japonica : with Issac or Obed
[GM] Eliren : I wear my hat like 16 hours a day
Epic Wizard : lol
Wasabi Japonica : AND grow a vagina.
Wasabi Japonica : Just like that.
[GM] Eliren : xD
Epic Wizard : taken to poisoning hats now Selfi?
Wasabi Japonica : Not at all.
[GM] Eliren : I've always wanted to be a hermephrodite.....
Wasabi Japonica : A vagina isn't poison!
[GM] Eliren : i mean!
Epic Wizard : no
[GM] Eliren : whut
Wasabi Japonica : ^^
Epic Wizard : but whatever would make him fall for Isaac or Obed must be
Epic Wizard : XP
[GM] Eliren : Yeah those guys are hideous
Wasabi Japonica : ^^
[GM] Eliren : :D
Epic Wizard : lol
Wasabi Japonica : I like them hairy.
[GM] Eliren : Good to know
Epic Wizard : lol
Epic Wizard : Selfi you should see a recent pic of me XD
Epic Wizard : I havent had a haircut since Thanksgiving
Wasabi Japonica : post it.
Epic Wizard : I don't post pics online >.>
[GM] Eliren : Post it!
Tev Loneglade : Yes you do!
Wasabi Japonica : Raem
Tev Loneglade : I've seen them!
[GM] Eliren : I am da super npf admin thing
Epic Wizard : Meta doesn't count Tev
Wasabi Japonica : No one said anything about only ONE hat!
Wasabi Japonica : Jeepers.
[GM] Eliren : o.o
[GM] Eliren : Woo.
Epic Wizard : O_o
[GM] Eliren : ?
Wasabi Japonica : I should totally make you farm me another succubus though
Wasabi Japonica : for the hat you're getting from me this time.
[GM] Eliren : the card?
Wasabi Japonica : Yeah.
Wasabi Japonica : lol
[GM] Eliren : ._.
Epic Wizard : Eliren just ... spun
Wasabi Japonica : He does that.
King Lazer : neat
ArchDM : yeah, they do that
[GM] Eliren : I make RO commands cry
Epic Wizard : but yeah I don
ArchDM : just be glad it is his entire body and not just his head spinning
ArchDM : then I'd really be scared

Victus

03-05-2009, 04:28 AM

Dangan is me, sorry, too lazy to remove system messages. mwhaha.
Command List: /h | /help
eAthena SVN version: Unknown
Please report bugs with the new scripts to the appropriate forums.
Direct all questions to Raem on the NPF! or [GM] Eliren ingame.
You have 0 new emails (0 unread)
Party Setup - How to share EXP : Even Share
Main chat has been activated.
Dangan : Where'd strago go?
Quote : *spais*
Dangan : oh
Quote : << >>
-- Duel has been created (Use @invite/@leave) --
Duel: Invitation has been sent.
-> Player Quote has accepted the duel --
Dangan : Y'know
Mitsuki : Quote - stargo?
Dangan : it'd help if I put kunai on
Dangan : XD
Quote : =o?
Quote : Lol
Quote : Hiya mitmit =o
You got White Potion 10.
Mitsuki : hiya stargo
Quote : =3
You got +4 Lame-o's Huuma Blaze Shuriken 1.
+4 Lame-o's Huuma Blaze Shuriken is put on.
You got +4 Shrewd Ph.D Hat [1] 1.
+4 Shrewd Ph.D Hat [1] is put on.
You got Shinobi Sash 1.
You got Shinobi Sash 1.
Shinobi Sash is put on.
Mitsuki : welcome back sexy
Shinobi Sash is put on.
Quote : Seil
SeiI@Main : Grah!
Quote : WHY did you want that to be your title
SeiI@Main : Is a GM on?
You got +4 Hyper Manteau [1] 1.
You can't put this item on.
Quote : ;>>
You got +5 Hyper Muffler [1] 1.
+5 Hyper Muffler [1] is put on.
You got +4 Goibne's Greaves 1.
+4 Goibne's Greaves is put on.
Daena@Main : do you have more than enough of anything, Seil?
Daena@Main : Dorlan had that problem
You got +4 Glittering Jacket of Wildcat [1] 1.
SeiI@Main : Nah
You can't put this item on.
SeiI@Main : I had everything exactly
You got +4 Mink Coat of Champion [1] 1.
+4 Mink Coat of Champion [1] is put on.
Daena@Main : nevermind then
SeiI@Main : He just leaves me with a Gold Bar and a Hat [1]
You got Black Earth Kunai 351.
You got Icicle Kunai 358.
HP/SP will not be restored when your carried weight is over 50% of the Weight Limit.
-- Duel has been created (Use @invite/@leave) --
Duel: The Player is in the duel already.
Duel: You've left the duel.
Quote : Prof. Ninjer
Dangan : reduel strago?
-- Player Quote invites you to PVP duel (Use @accept/@reject) --
Duel: The duel invitation has been accepted.
<- Player Quote has left the duel --
Quote : :p
Dangan : almost
Dangan : I actually don't have CSS for whatever reason
Quote : heh
Quote : tired ~_~
Dangan : Looks like I'm in a dedicated throw build for now
Dangan : and D:
* Mitsuki bites Raven *
Duel: You've left the duel.
* Raven776 likes it *
Quote : *yawns* x.x
-- Duel has been created (Use @invite/@leave) --
Duel: Invitation has been sent.
Raven776 : no thanks
* Mitsuki yawns and snuggles raven *
Duel: You've left the duel.
Mitsuki : Leave meh bitch alone
-- Duel has been created (Use @invite/@leave) --
Duel: Invitation has been sent.
Raven776 : ^^
-> Player SeiI has accepted the duel --
Dangan : ow
Quote : lol
Quote : *bites himself*
Dangan : I'm bored
Quote : LEAVE MY BITCH ALONE STRAGO
Quote : no fuck off you whore
Dangan : >.>
Mitsuki : >>
Quote : oh yeah wut
Quote : *bites back*
Quote : *scratches*
Dangan : <.<
Quote : RAWR
Dangan : XD
Mitsuki : strago...x3
Dangan : unceunceunce
Quote : lol
Quote : XD
Mitsuki : FATALITY
Quote : yeah i am too
Quote : =p
Quote : If you couldn't tell
Dangan : You don't say?
Dangan : :P
Dangan : brb
Quote : But -I- have the option of sleep!
Quote : =3
Dangan : So do I
Quote : =o
Dangan : I'm off of work right now
Dangan : I'm on quarters
Quote : Yeah but maybe you're not tired. :o
Dangan : I'm fecking exhausted
Quote : Oh.
Quote : XD
Quote : Sleep!
Dangan : I'm on three different drugs
Dangan : haven't slept much lately
Dangan : and my insides are tearing me up
Quote : D=
Quote : I always have an endless supply of sex jokes but
Quote : I dun wanna make them when your'e sick ;_;
Dangan : Do it
Quote : Especially going in for surgery D:
Mitsuki : oh really?
Dangan : I need a good laugh
Quote : Noooooooooo
Mitsuki : DO IT
Mitsuki : DOOOOO ITTTT
Quote : They aren't good laughs
Mitsuki : PEER PRESSURE
Quote : they're just dumb!
Dangan : PEER PRESSURE
Quote : AND I CANT DO IT NOW BAD TIMING
Dangan : I LIKE DUMB JOKES
Mitsuki : PEER PRESSURE
Quote : WE'LL WAIT TILL THE NEXT ONE
Dangan : feck
Dangan : he's right
Quote : <_<
Mitsuki : x3
Quote : lol
Quote : sheesh :x
Dangan : Hmmm
Dangan : I kinda wanna start my monk, but I kinda wanna watch porn
Quote : if you really think about it
Quote : the answer will become clear
Mitsuki : you can move one handed
Quote : that's all i'll say :o
Dangan : Hmmm.......XD
Dangan : Good luck using hotkeys
Quote : lol
Mitsuki : you can do eet
Quote : yeah i've done it :o
Quote : i mean--
Dangan : >.>
Mitsuki : If you cant play one handed whats the point?

Aanaren

03-05-2009, 08:06 AM

You gotta love Pront Squatting some days...

Strago : =o
Morgaine : ahhh Strago
Strago : Hello =o
Morgaine : there's a strago in me >_>
Morgaine : hai
Morgaine : later ymm
Strago : Well I could move. :x
Your Moms Mom : I'm running away cause strago came
Dorlan : later ruin
Dorlan : lol
Morgaine : nah, s'ok
Morgaine : this is good =p
Strago : alright cause I'm lazy o=
Morgaine : Strago's a lazy bastard
Strago : Hi Corr =O
Corruptus : Hallo!
Strago : (Corr hates lines/us)
Strago : :P
Corruptus : Better?
Strago : Yes :D
Dorlan : what is this, an episode of Big Love?
Morgaine : why do more guys keep crowding around me T_T
Strago : Hey.
Strago : I was here before you.
Corruptus : He all have a group sex fetish.
Strago : Just, offline =o
Corruptus : We all*
Strago : You obviously
Strago : sat there in anticipation
Morgaine : D:
Strago : of me logging on =o
Morgaine : shhhh
Strago : :X
Strago : Dorlan, what's that hat called? =o
Dorlan : which hat? this one?
Corruptus : Magistrate Hat!
Strago : Durr yes. :X
Dorlan : yar
Strago : Okay =o
Strago : It matches you o=
Strago : *applauds*
Dorlan : i try to be stylish when possible XD
Strago : =o
Morgaine : that's his pimp hat
Strago : Lol.
Strago : Argh but I'm wearing the whore/bunny hat >_>
Strago : Does that make dorlan my pimp ;~;?
Dorlan : hmmm
Corruptus : bee are bee gotta pee really bad all of a sudden
Haichang : -_-
Morgaine : XD
Strago : lol
Dorlan : i could definitely make mad money pimpin strago
Strago : that's a nice rhyme. <_<
Strago : bee are bee gotta pee back in three
Strago : HOW CAN I MAKE IT EVEN LONGER :O
Dorlan : hmmm
Strago : bee are bee gotta pee so you'll see me in three
Dorlan : its like the phone booth thing in RO
Strago : or maybe drop the so you'll
Strago : bee are bee gotta pee, see me in three
Dorlan : whee?
Strago : bee are bee gotta pee, see me in three
Strago : wheeeeeeeeeeeee
Strago : lol
* Morgaine is scared *
Strago : xD
Strago : Of my RHYMEZ
Strago : or of all the
Strago : people in you :X
Morgaine : yes
Morgaine : both
Strago : Lol
Morgaine : my god now there's a sheep
Dorlan : *sigh* it always comes back to bestiality around here
Morgaine : you frakking pervs
Strago : lol frakking
Strago : Dun worry I'll get out then =o
Strago : To make room
Morgaine : pront squatting scares me some times >_>
Morgaine : nuuuu
Strago : (for the elephant)
Morgaine : you stay
Morgaine : elephant??
Dorlan : if you can find my car keys we'll drive out...

Giever

03-05-2009, 12:45 PM

Muahaha. I'm in ur wing wong thread, invadin' ur spoiler2 tags. =O

add30seconds

04-12-2009, 02:15 AM

( From Raem ) : just a sec I hear a baby crying
( From Raem ) : need techno and a knife
( To Raem ) : o_O
( From Raem ) : Roomates mother just showed up to get him for super or something
( From Raem ) : and brough her baby thing
( From Raem ) : which is crying and dying or something
( To Raem ) : hehehh
( To Raem ) : brb posting savechat
( To Raem ) : or i would if i wasnt lazy
( From Raem ) : xD
( From Raem ) : Raaaaaage
( From Raem ) : GET THE BABY OUT!
( From Raem ) : There we go.
( From Raem ) : -waves-
( From Raem ) : Bye baby!
( From Raem ) : :D

In the middle of a conversation about how sin x > everything else, this. Just the first two lines would have been enough really.

Ben_Fox

04-12-2009, 09:00 AM

Seeing this bumped reminded me that I have a savechat I totally promised to post here, like, a week ago?

KaIIen : I don't have Demon exp shoes
Illusia : Are you done with my demihuman ones? :o
KaIIen : NEVER
Illusia : Or.. was it the undead I lent you
Illusia : I can't remember
Illusia : :x
Illusia : Oki
Illusia : XD
KaIIen : Are you Skyshot/
Illusia : o_O
Dorlan : ....
Dorlan : wow
Illusia : .. Wut
Morgaine : ....
Morgaine : O_O
Illusia : I...
Dorlan : RROFL
KaIIen : Cause if you aren't skyshot
Illusia : I would @die
Illusia : If I could
KaIIen : then you didn't lend me demihuman
Illusia : Without losing exp

vesperity

04-12-2009, 01:14 PM

I always thought Illusia was skyshot.

And Kathy.

And Raem.

It is far easier to remember one name =o

Aanaren

04-12-2009, 05:14 PM

I invited Vodimier's soon to be linker into Freelance Police. Discussion on SL's ensues in local XD

Kaerria : XD
Offer Accepted
Kaerria : bahhaha
Lytle : kk
Kaerria : I stealz WoG SL!
Kaerria : bahahaha
Kaerria : u r belong to Strago now!!!
Angus Brae : you poor, poor soul
Lytle : doesn't Strago already have enough SLs?
Kaerria : just minty
Kaerria : and that's him XD
Angus Brae : profs can never have enough linkers
Kaerria : amen
Noelle : it should be like
Noelle : 20 linkers in a party and one prof =o
Angus Brae : genius idea!
Noelle : that'd be so hax!
Lytle : still WoG SL =P
Kaerria : XD
Noelle : XD
Lionsword : I should make SL to link my SL
Lionsword : So I can link other people
Noelle : I herd u liek sls so I made a sl so you can link while you link!

Also, Lion fails at typing, and Lomi likes to set him on fire. :sweatdrop

Lionsword : Or be lice Victus...
Lionsword : ALIKE*
Noelle : XD
Lionsword : Marry myself
Lionsword : And adopt myself...
Lionsword : *shudde*
Lionsword : ..
Lionsword : ...I fail at typing, today
Noelle : Marry yourself to be your own parents yeah >.>
Angus Brae : wtf is a shudde?
Lionsword : I DUNNO
Angus Brae : lol
Angus Brae : rawr
Lionsword : Pthy
Lionsword : ...
Lionsword : ....I'm just gonna be quiet
Lionsword : I can't type today.
Angus Brae : dammit lion
Kaerria : XD
Noelle : Pthy!
Angus Brae : your typos are contagious!
Lytle : brb
Kaerria : my stomach
* Lionsword sits in emo corner *
Kaerria : it hurts from the lulz
Noelle : XD
Kaerria : Wait no
Kaerria : You have to sit with Vod
Kaerria : that's the emo section
Kaerria : >>
Lionsword : ./wrist
Noelle : XD
Angus Brae : XD
Kaerria : oh no
Noelle : DIE EMO
Kaerria : emo on fire!!
Lytle : how am I emo D=
Lionsword : I'm a flaming emo
Noelle : ...XD
Kaerria : rofl
Angus Brae : you should hear aana cackling
Kaerria : ..../savechat

This just...there are no words!

Dorlan : the power you have over men astounds me sometimes, dear
Aanaren : <3
Skyshot : Whew.
Skyshot : Finally finished that sandwich you asked for.
Aanaren :
Aanaren : Sandwich?
Skyshot : Did I get it right this time?
Aanaren : I wanted waffles you bitch!
Skyshot : ...
* Aanaren smacks *
Skyshot : But...you said...
Aanaren : Bad Skyshot!
Dorlan : she does this
Aanaren : No...I clearly said WAFFLES
Skyshot :
Aanaren : Try again
Skyshot : *scurries off to make waffles*
Dorlan : ITS A TRAP
Dorlan : when you come back she'll ask where her pickles are
Dorlan : that's how i got this shine...errr...i mean...
Skyshot : *returns with waffles*
Dorlan : ...i walked into a doorknob...
Aanaren : >______>
Aanaren : *looks*
Aanaren : WTF IS THIS????
Aanaren : I SAID PANCAKES!!!!
Skyshot : *flinch*
Aanaren : *draws back hand*
Skyshot : *takes out hidden plate of pancakes from under waffles*
Aanaren : =o
Dorlan : oh snap
Aanaren : *takes pancakes* So good to me Sky! <3 <3 <3
Skyshot : So much better than Dorlan, amirite?
Skyshot : He doesn't make pancakes!
Aanaren : No he doesn't
Aanaren : I have to make my own pancakes D:
Dorlan : i make biscuits and gravy....
Aanaren : ./divorce
Dorlan : ./wrist
Aanaren :
Skyshot : *braids Aana's hair*
Aanaren : >_>
* Dorlan speaks from beyond the grave *
Skyshot : ...yeah, I'm not very good at this.
Aanaren :
Dorlan : skyyyshoooott....~
Dorlan : beware the ring haaaaannndd....~~
Skyshot : What ring hand?
Aanaren : *coughs*
Aanaren : I have no idea where that's coming from or what it means...
* Aanaren kicks Dorlan's corpse *
Aanaren : There's no ring hand :3
Skyshot : Of course.
Aanaren : I'm a wonderful wife, Skyshot
Skyshot : You have no reason to wear a ring anymore.
Aanaren : We'll be very happy together~
Dorlan : nooot abuuusive....and tooootallly faiiiithfullll......~~
Aanaren : >_______>
Haichang : O.o
Skyshot : Oh, he just took on your fidelity.
* Aanaren kicks Dorlan's corpse again *
Aanaren : He was an awful husband
Skyshot : See, *I* don't do that.
Aanaren : >_>
Aanaren : I know you don't
Aanaren : And you made me pancakes
Aanaren : <3
Dorlan : sheesh, just consumate your new marriage right on my corpse
Dorlan : while you're at it, why dontcha?
Skyshot : SWEET
Haichang : >_>
* Haichang looks away *
Skyshot : We should have the wedding over his grave.
* Aanaren PM's Raem *
Dorlan : ima haunt you both T-T
Skyshot : The tombstone would make an adequate altar.
Aanaren : mmhmm
Skyshot : Well.
Skyshot : If it weren't so dang small.
Aanaren : and then you can bend me over it afterwards >_>
Aanaren : I mean~
Dorlan : but...but....
Dorlan : ...that's what we did with your first husb....errr...
Skyshot : Hey, you want her to be happy, don't you?
Aanaren : Now that you're dead
* Haichang sings and rocks back and forth *
Aanaren : I mean...I can't be celebate forever~
Skyshot : I can!
Aanaren : But...
Dorlan : or was it the second....or third....
Skyshot : All of them.
Skyshot : She buries her husbands in the same grave.
Aanaren : *cough*
Skyshot : Saves money.
Aanaren : There's only like 10 of them in there
Aanaren : Weddings are expensive enough!
Dorlan : don't they give you a package deal at the pront church by now?
Skyshot : I give her my --
Aanaren : ...
Aanaren : What happened to "dead men tell no tales"?
Aanaren : >____________________>
Skyshot : I wonder what other horrible things we could do.
Dorlan : ghoooooostly voooooices.....
Skyshot : Ooh.
Aanaren : We could host an orgy on his grave
Skyshot : We could get people who care about him to place flowers on his grave.
Aanaren : Oh
Aanaren : Good luck with that!
Skyshot : And then use those flowers for your bouquet.
Aanaren : <3
Dorlan : thaaat...wouldn't be....a looot....of....flowerrrsss.....~
* Dorlan died as he lived...unloved and betrayed constantly *

KeienSlayer

05-09-2009, 10:12 AM

Like five minutes ago in Pront. Me, Dorlan, and Ashes.

Dorlan : AVAST ME HEARTY
Ashes : ARRR!
Ashes : i'm so hungover
Dorlan : this is different from any other morning...?
Ashes : cheap pitchers will be the death of me
Ashes : well usually i drink clear liquor
Ashes : and avoid the hangover
Ashes : also I have my pirate hat and eyepatch on
Ashes : she didn't
Ashes : make her do ti
Ashes : !
Dorlan : yes, of course
Dorlan : you know what a hangover is...
Ashes : i prefer waking upo drunk
Dorlan : ...its alcohol withdrawl
Ashes : i haven't mastared that balance yet though
Ashes : *mastered
Dorlan : i don't normally get hung over, but i very rarely tie one on
Harahel : If you drink enough that you wake up drunk, you're gonna end up like Jesus.
Harahel : You know, wine for blood.
Dorlan : hehe
Ashes : hahaha
Ashes : thats the plan
Ashes : except i'm going more for whiskey
Dorlan : ohno blood in my alcohol stream!

KeienSlayer

06-19-2009, 09:59 AM

This is what happens when you let Ashes play drunk AND tired. You only have yourselves to blame.

Harahel : Speaking of which:
Victus : when I started
Maximillion Pegasus : i was lvl 58 tarun hunter
Victus : but then I'd wanna be on here
Maximillion Pegasus : and i owned lvl 70s ><
Harahel : KH: Chain of Memories. Yay or Nay?
Maximillion Pegasus : a meh
Victus : Same
Ashes : i'm not a kh fan
Victus : meh
Victus : It was aight
Victus : but meh
Harahel : I got it for christmas.
Maximillion Pegasus : yeah it was aight
Victus : I still need to get around to beating KH2
Harahel : I don't like the card battle system much.
Maximillion Pegasus : man cna;t wait for 3
Victus : same
Harahel : KH2 pissed me off so damn much.
Harahel : Same.
Victus : Hence why I need to beat 2
Maximillion Pegasus : afk wrtieing psych ntoes be back in a hr or so
Victus : mk
Ashes : godspeed
Harahel : You know the final ending with the keyblade graveyard?
Victus : I've seen it on youtube
Victus : followed by an epic battle
Victus : It was lovely
Harahel : That you have to do every single little thing and get all the synthesis items twice
and finish all the tournaments with 50 bazillion points?
Harahel : There's.... no battle.
Maximillion Pegasus : also when is kh3 so post to come out
Maximillion Pegasus : ?
Maximillion Pegasus : the is a battle
Victus : I saw a battle on youtube
Maximillion Pegasus : second trailer
Victus : with a keyblade graveyard
Harahel : I beat the game three days ago and got it.
Harahel : Oh, that battle.
Ashes : haha
Harahel : Not the same cutscene from what I've seen.
Maximillion Pegasus : release with the newer kingdom heart 2 final mix
Maximillion Pegasus : bah i have to right those ntoes now or i'll never get it done
Harahel : The three of them in the keyblade graveyards ends with the "it all began with...
Maximillion Pegasus : afks~
Harahel : Birth by Sleep."
Victus : mhm
Harahel : And then the next one starts with a battle.
Harahel : imo the one of Roxas vs Riku was better.
Victus : I liked that one more too
Victus : still like both though
Victus : :P
Harahel : That one really just gave you a better idea of what was happening.
Ashes : damn thnig
Harahel : A second guy who could use the keyblade, fuckin' dual wielding, Riku getting his ass
handed to him.
Ashes : They need to make a pirate ship themed merchant cart
Harahel : This one doesn't really tell you a damn thing beside the keyblade war.
Victus : x3
Harahel : And I'm gonna be pissed if they actually make Riku and Kairi your party members
instead of Donald and Goofy.
Ashes : seriously going to choke a bitch
Victus : x3
Harahel : Just make sure they can't find the body, Ashes.
Ashes : i'll find a way to turn it into alcohol and drink it
Harahel : I'd miss hearing drunk stories if you were in the big house.
Harahel : Well, technically booze is just rotted stuff.
Ashes : hmm
Harahel : So if you just let her rot, you could drink her.
Ashes : dead body liquor
Myona : eww
Harahel : But then you have the problem of keeping the body hidden until it rots.
Ashes : that is a whole new level
Ashes : I would be a pioneer
Ashes : of drunken psycopaths
Ashes : I'll do it!
Ashes : I will drink a dead body!
Harahel : savechatted.