FF RP II: Discussion

[BMHadoken]

Okay, this is where you guys can discuss the group thing (AGAIN, don't sweat it too much, we'll all be together by the end of either this, or the next chapter) and whatever else.

I got to be in bed soon though...

And for reference, the WM is the one helping the Doctor (who I'm thinking of makin a drunkard...mehbe) and is named either Adryanna or somethin where her nickname is Ady...

[IHateMakingNames]

(To Celes' post in last thread)

The groups are not important. It's just pre-RP relations. This chapter we all will be in the city, do whatever to get involved in the tournament (Be in it, watch it, sell stuff near it) then be one big group by the end. But since most of the people were getting into little pre-RP groups of their own, figured might as well.

(Repost, and respond to demon)

Aren't the Dragoons in your group as well?



The original thread (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=2577&page=1)


Player - Race - Class - Summon - Picture (If available)

1) Krylo "Pathetic (In that way)" – Human - Black Knight – Nightingale (A rose bush thingy) - (Third picture)
2) SS "TellsHisPast" – Avian – Dragoon – Ramuh
3) BM – Human – Black Mage – A skinny Bahamut
4) Lazy "Whiny" – Ibric – Assassin – Ifirt
5) Spirit – Human – Oracle – Carbunkle
6) IHMN "Pigtails" – Half-Demon – Fighter/Blue Mage – Deamon (Red human demon thingy)
7) MC43 "Who?" – Human – Monk – Saraphim (Healing light)
8) Demon "IHMN Fanboy" – Human – Chocobo Knight – Giant Chocobo
9) Forever "Nothing special" – Human – Engineer – Golem (9’ tall robot)
10) Melfice – Avian – Dragoon – Dead Dragoons (Think KotR) - (Second Picture)
11) Ecurt – Human – Mediator – Yojimbo
12) Celes "Dominatrix" - Besta (Cat) - Trainer - Palidor (Big bird) - (First picture is a reference)
13) Dante - Human - Paladin - Pheonix - (Fourth picture)
14) Jad - Human - Ronin - Miyamoto (Big guy in gold and jade armor)
15) Mr. V - Human - Geomancer - Exodus (Big tree)
16) JMan - Half-Demon - Guide - Void (Guy in black cloak and rapier)

[MC43]

Just noticed the new thread. Just pointin' out I'm not gonna be here for a while, not until the weekend most likely. Then maybe after, Time will be on my side again... Maybe...

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

*Response to IHMN* I'm not even sure who the Dragoons are. It's a little difficult to keep up. In fact, I think I'll go back and read some of the initial thread to get a better grip on the story ...

[IHateMakingNames]

All characters are in the third post of the second thread.

[Krylo]

The Dragoons are Melfice and SS... I'm not sure whose group they're in though. I just kept track of my own.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

I actually haven't heard from Saiyan or ... the ... other one in a while. Or at least they haven't posted recently that I've seen. But, again, I haven't really been paying too much attention to what's been happening in the FFRP disscussions.

[Darth SS]

I'm still alive! I've just been busy.

Note by busy, I mean things you people will never hear of *wink, wink*


Anywho...I thought the dragoons would just start out as their own small group. Avians are exactly supposed to be common place anyways.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

What did Demon say when he lost Saiyan?

Where did Saiyan go?

What did Demon say when he found Saiyan?

Oh. There he is.

[Darth SS]

My proper title is SS, thank you very much.

And that's Mr. SS to you.

*falls off a mountain*

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Actually, your official title is Captain TellshisPast just like IHMN's is Pigtails.

Anyways, thanks for helping clear that up, IHMN. ... And Krylo, too.

[Forever Zero]

BWAHAHA, I can't believe you still remember that, heh, you'll never live that one down SS...

[Krylo]

I still remember that too... it was mentioned in the shadowrun RP... that I read out of boredom.

I know everything... even things I had no part in. Muahahaha.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

*wipes away tear* Wow. *sniff* So many great memories!

[IHateMakingNames]

We need a nickname for Demon... I was thinking Man-boobs, or maybe IHMN Fanboy, but some one could come up with something better...

krylo's would be Pathetic (In that way)

lazy would be That annoying guy who keeps bitching about people not paying attention to him and how much he sucks

Can't think of any more at the moment.

[lazy man]

Somehow that sums me up perfectly(even in reall life)

[Forever Zero]

No no no, you need to be concise. Lazy would just be Whiny.

I don't know about the others, since Demons is based on his current avatar and not something he did... IHMN Fanboy might work though...

Muahaha, I haven't developed a Vet name yet... I don't know if I'm happy or not about that...

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Dammit. I wanted Pathetic (In that way)

Shiznit. That's what I get for not being pathetic(in that way)!

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

I pray to all that is holy I dont get a nickname like that...

[Forever Zero]

Considering how quickly krylo is to regal us with discussions on bizarre sex with fantasy beings, he definatly deserves the Pathetic (In that way) award... But considering how fast IHMN jumps on the bandwagon with him, maybe they both deserve that award...

[IHateMakingNames]

You seem to be mistaken on what (In that way) means FZ. It involves the small, black colored text conversation me and krylo had that involved pumps.

Edit - What a bad avatar you just switched to Forever...

[Forever Zero]

Oh I caught taht conversation... And that you were mistaken in thinking his were of Swedish origin when they all came from Japan...

EDIT: Meh, is it wasn't balck and white, it would be better, I'll switch back. I'm looking for a new Av, and this was my first try.

[Krylo]

Hey, the discussion that spawned that, I did NOT start... I just leaped into it. IHMN started that one...

[IHateMakingNames]

Oh, I start all of those conversations.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

He's swarthy and has a large mustache!

Hmmm ... Swarthy Mustache ...

-edit: Damb, that might have stuck, too ...

[Forever Zero]

No, I'm pretty sure krylo started all of the ones on the RoD discussion...

EDIT: Actually, he's Huge from probably the funniest DBZ parody I've ever read, if not one of the funniest things I've ever read. I'm on the hunt for a new Avatar, and it was my first try.

[IHateMakingNames]

Which one? The Vlad one, or the priest sick fetish one?

Edit - Either way, I'm pretty sure Ren started both of them.

[Forever Zero]

I know you started Vlad, I thought you started the priest one as well, since krylo mentioned it, but you turned it into a full blown debate.

EDIT: Hmm, maybe I was wrong then.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Hmmm...I have no clue what just happened all I know is Vets at war and having Nam flashbacks...

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

I'm no vet.

I just talk the talk and walk the walk. Not well, mind you. But I'm learning. Small baby steps! The key to learning how to walk again!

[IHateMakingNames]

Spirit's name could be He who misses space bar or Hits shift to much.

Edit - krylo's is better.

[Forever Zero]

I think Spirit needs the title Random Conversation Invader...

And you are close enough to a vet Demon. Haven't been around as much, but you got in some good RPs. As for Chaos Overlords, it got very muddled and no one was posting what was going on, so I just gave up.

[Krylo]

Celes's would be: Dominatrix

And I'm really slow today, eh?

[IHateMakingNames]

How could I not think of Dominatrix? I feel sadden now for missing that one...

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Donimatrix, eh?

I get the image of the camer spinning around her doing this floaty bullet thing while ...

... ... ...

Dear god. It's gotten a hold of me ...

[Forever Zero]

... Ouch. Perhaps Wielder of the Whip is more appropriate considering how that started...

[IHateMakingNames]

Whip of Authority is another.

FZ's would be Nothing Special

MC would be Who?

[Forever Zero]

Ouch, well, it's better then Pigtails or some other God awful embarassing name...

Edit: Would that make my new abbreviation NS? Hmm...

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Dammit people!

Donimatrix?! Doni-matrix! Doni-matrix!

It's a clever misspelling of dominatrix! The layers of subtle humor are unrivaled!

Damb you! Damb you all to hell!

[Forever Zero]

*Waves around Lead Pipe of Healing threateningly* Looks like you failed another Sanity Check already...

[IHateMakingNames]

We need nicknames for Dante, Jad, JMan, BM, Spirit, Ecurt, Melfice, and Mr. V so I can add them to the character list in the second post... (Added in the character list in second post by the way)

[Forever Zero]

... I noticed.

Anyway, hmm... Mr. V would be deaf from all his Thumpmasta antics... The Deaf Popstar?

I have no clue about Melfice, never seen him before...

SS Is technically Captain TellsHisPast I think.

Dante makes every post into an epic event, no matter how simple...

Jad is always whipping out random trivia to seem smarter then us, although he seems to have stopped that since TWC...

Spirit is always jumping in conversations...

BM... I dunno...

Ditto with Ecurt...

[CelesJessa]

Mine could be "Bondage Queen."
or perhaps "Eternally Disturbed"


Hmm... if this was FZ's RP, I would say I failed a common sense check... hm.

[Forever Zero]

Oh yeah, you failed a big common sense check by putting up that bondage pic...

[IHateMakingNames]

What's better, Dominatrix or Bondage Queen?

[Krylo]

If only you knew what I knew, FZ... you'd know so much more about how big of a check she failed.

Also... bondage queen might be a bit better than dominatrix. They mean about the same thing... but... meh.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Merge the two:

Queen Dominatrix

[IHateMakingNames]

No, the merge is bad...

And what do you know that we do not? (Damn you PMs...)

[CelesJessa]

Oh yeah, you failed a big common sense check by putting up that bondage pic...

Yeah... Hm... Cursed common sense. It fails me when I need it most.

And Krylo knows nothing more than his twisted mind likes to infer.

Let's go back to the "Neutral" title for me, it was the first one thought of... ^^;; heheh.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

I don't care who it is, but someone is taking home the title of Golden Muttonchops.

Or, rather, just Muttonchops. Perhaps, J-man? Or anyone else we are stumped on ...

[Krylo]

I know everything. We should all know that by now. I know all, yet share only the most horribly disturbing tidbits of information.

Like the other day I was browsing granny porn...

[IHateMakingNames]

My mind is twisted. I want to know.

Did you find any granny orgies? I scared the shit out of my friends with one of those...

And JMan, second post in this thread, the Character(FF) attachment, Your guy is last.

[Forever Zero]

Kill me now...

And if you know all, what is the game I based my fantasy RP on that died before it even started?

[Krylo]

Did you find any granny orgies? I scared the shit out of my friends with one of those...Granny gangbang, actually... close enough.And if you know all, what is the game I based my fantasy RP on that died before it even started?You mean the legend of mana one? Or an earlier one, before I started browsing these forums?

[J Man]

My mind is twisted. I want to know.

Did you find any granny orgies? I scared the shit out of my friends with one of those...

And JMan, second post in this thread, the Character(FF) attachment, Your guy is last.
Okey dokey!

[Forever Zero]

In response to krylo, I reiterate my last post...

And J Man, please for the love of all that is good and holy don't tell me you happily said okay to "Granny Orgies"...

And krylo got it correct. Old old school trivia, what is the name of the bad guy from the old Perditions RP?

[IHateMakingNames]

Cid. And Gin. And Lynx...

[Forever Zero]

Not you, you were there! And Lynx wasn't a bad guy... except to Jad's char...

[J Man]

In response to krylo, I reiterate my last post...

And J Man, please for the love of all that is good and holy don't tell me you happily said okay to "Granny Orgies"...

And krylo got it correct. Old old school trivia, what is the name of the bad guy from the old Perditions RP?
Ew, no, sicko. I was saying okay to IHMN telling me where I could find my character's name. Ewww.

[CelesJessa]

Ooh ooh! I know a good question... What song inspired me to create Perdition's Tale? Heh... I don't think anyone knows this unless I accedentally said it once or twice.

[Forever Zero]

You have a tendancy to not sperate out your quotes, thus the ability to humerously mock as you quote everything said...

EDIT: Alright, you want a hard one? What is the name of the RP that a n00b started that had to do with an evil persuasive bad guy taking over half the world, and the good guys can be anyone, even nation leaders trying to oppose him... And it isn't Ranger's new version, I mean the ORIGINAL RP name...

[J Man]

You have a tendancy to not sperate out your quotes, thus the ability to humerously mock as you quote everything said...
Yep. But what if I did.......this?


You have a tendancy to be really really smart, thus the ability to make me look like a dumbass Hehe.

[Forever Zero]

Then I could just do... this.

I'm so sorry, I must bow down to FZ's obvious intellectual superiority because he too can say a quote is from one person when it is really from another... I shall now walk away in shame at myself for attempting to stand up against him in such a silly and simple manner...

[IHateMakingNames]

EDIT: Alright, you want a hard one? What is the name of the RP that a n00b started that had to do with an evil persuasive bad guy taking over half the world, and the good guys can be anyone, even nation leaders trying to oppose him... And it isn't Ranger's new version, I mean the ORIGINAL RP name...

Eternal Night, started by Mystic_Cloud.

[Forever Zero]

Nice one IHMN. I'm out of random old RP trivia now...

[J Man]

Then I could just do... this.
Now you've pushed me to the limit, FZ. I didn't wanna do this. *turns the quote editing-ness to full power*


LOL WTF OMG U R A N00b!! I KILLD U!!! OMG LOL I KICK TEH MISSILLE IT EXPOLDES ALL OVER ME THTS IT WTF NOOB STFU FAG LOL

[Forever Zero]

13 Year old AOL speak is bad... but nothing is worse the L33T speak...

H4H4H4 1M $0 $M4RT 1 T405GHT T4HT $1#% FZ 4 #4$0N B% M0KNG H1$ P0$T B% M4KNG 1T $05NP #13K 1T (M3 FR0M 4 13 %34R 0#P1!!11!! 0MG WTF 1M $0 (#3V3R1!1!!!!1 0MG WTF #0#

[J Man]

Nice one IHMN. I'm out of random old RP trivia now...
What was the name of the RPer who had two favorite characters, shape shifting children, who was one of the first in the general role playing section? Crap, I'm not even sure I know who.

[Krylo]

I are stupid monkey whose wit is restricted to mis-quoting people in insulting ways!

I are also stupid monkey who does what other monkey does, because I have no mind of own!

Jesus... at least make it entertaining if you're going to insult each other. Look at some of IHMN's zings for examples.

[J Man]

13 Year old AOL speak is bad... but nothing is worse the L33T speak...
*cries and then jumps off a bridge*

[J Man]

Jesus... at least make it entertaining if you're going to insult each other. Look at some of IHMN's zings for examples.
See, I'm the original stupid monkey. Take that, FZ!!!

[IHateMakingNames]

What was the name of the RPer who had two favorite characters, shape shifting children, who was one of the first in the general role playing section? Crap, I'm not even sure I know who.

Fluffy_Phil? Mod_Inside (Or whatever the last word was)? Mister_Nacho?

[CelesJessa]

Nobody answered my random RP trivia.... I am the victor! *fanfair*

Erm. That question wasn't too fair. Hey, I have one,
1. what was the name of Raiden's character in J-man's rp that ended (and spell it correctly!) (nobody ever spelt it correctly... ^^;; )
2. And if you can do that, how about the villain to that same RP (with the name spelt correctly too)
3. And what original name I derived the villain's name from. (you just have to translate it to english from high-elven. ^^;; )
4. And how did IHMN kill off his first character in that RP? (anti-climactic, much like IHMN likes to do)

I'm full of RP useless knowledge.... But that's enough for now. I'll stop asking. (they aren't that hard anyway.)

[Forever Zero]

I could zing like IHMN and you, that would make me cool! All my jokes would be either poorly hidden sexual innuendo or cracks at Celes when she does something she shouldn't have! IT WOULD MAKE ME TEH FUNNY!

[J Man]

Fluffy_Phil? Mod_Inside (Or whatever the last word was)? Mister_Nacho?
No, not any of them, I don't think. He might've been there before you even were registered.

[IHateMakingNames]

1) Samoht
2) It started with an A...
3) No idea what that means.
4) Tripped and face landed in a spikey rock.

[Forever Zero]

4) Tripped and face landed in a spikey rock.

Seriously? I would have thought that was a bit too anti-climactic, even for you...

[J Man]

Seriously? I would have thought that was a bit too anti-climactic, even for you...
Yep, actually. It was something like this.


"Red tripped and landed on a spiked rock which went through his head and killed him."


Not even a suddenly.

[J Man]

Ooh, I got one. Who was the first person to die in Arkai?

[CelesJessa]

2) It started with an A...

3) No idea what that means.

Remember in that RP, if you were a certain race, you had to do this thing that would change the character's name to fit their race. Like, dark elves would have to switch their names backwords. (like Thomas to Samoht) And high elves would switch the name backwords and cut it in half and switch the two sides to make the name...

EDIT: and the villain's name was "Adlein"

[IHateMakingNames]

For JMan's first question. Was it Myst? That other girl... Forgot her name, but not Mod_Inside (Her being a girl narrows it down.)


For current JMan question. What is Arkai?

For Celes, I can tell you JMan's guy's name, which was Sanjo, coming from Jason...

[Forever Zero]

Ugh, now I realize why I'm being such a bastard. It's 12:12 here, and I always fail my sanity checks after 12:00. Night all.

[J Man]

No, it was Aldein!! ALDEIN!!! Not adlein. I'm POSITIVE IT'S ALDEIN!!! I WIN YOU LOSE!!! And you know, to stop having BM's thread getting uberly-spammed, I'm gonna make an RP trivia thread.

[J Man]

For JMan's first question. Was it Myst? That other girl... Forgot her name, but not Mod_Inside (Her being a girl narrows it down.)


For current JMan question. What is Arkai?

For Celes, I can tell you JMan's guy's name, which was Sanjo, coming from Jason...
Well, I know your character's name. Troy. And arkai was about a desert world. Kinda like a mild trigun.

[J Man]

Actually, no, I can't create the RP trivia thread, I gotta go. Bye. (OMG WTF, TRIPLE POSTS?!?! Uh, sorry. But triple posts? I must be losing my spirit or something. )

[CelesJessa]

No, it was Aldein!! ALDEIN!!! Not adlein. I'm POSITIVE IT'S ALDEIN!!! I WIN YOU LOSE!!! And you know, to stop having BM's thread getting uberly-spammed, I'm gonna make an RP trivia thread.

Nope nope. It was Adlein. I was the one to make it up after all.

And it translates back to english to "Daniel" Which wouldn't work if it was "Aldein" ^^

And the other girl was Nariko Starfire.

[IHateMakingNames]

Troy was last name, first name was Llod.

And that was long before I joined, so I do not know (Only Raiden would, and he isn't here any more. He got a virus and parents banned forum, hehe).

And stop double posting.

Edit - I was thinking Star... I had forgotten about Toffee.

[CelesJessa]

IHMN, was the girl you were trying to think of Toffeecake or Nariko Starfire?


Random: a long time ago I was wondering why the name "Dalamar" sounded so familiar, and I just remembered, wasn't it the name of IHMN's character in Shifting Sands?

[IHateMakingNames]

Yes it was, and that is some what odd seeing as I wanted to revive that character (Or the boomerang guy) for what ever the next RP would be...

[Truce]

1) I didn't get a name...that hurts you know.

2) Who are the veteran RPers here anyway? Do we have an official list?

3) This is a trivia question...what was the first setting of the first RP started here? Here as being the 8-Bit Roleplaying Forum after the time of TWC.

[IHateMakingNames]

1) We can't think of one.

2)

IHMN
Celes
BM
JMan (Vet of TWC, not new 8-Bit)
Jad
FZ
Ecurt (New 8-Bit)
Mr. V (New 8-Bit)
SS
MC43
krylo (New 8-Bit)
Dante (New 8-Bit)

[Krylo]

Spirit's last post got me wondering... The way BM explained it before, it seemed like we'd all be in a different tier in one on one fights... but I'm not 100% sure that's what he meant, and Spirit seems to think we'll be fighting in groups.

Edit: I'm on the Vet list? neat.

[IHateMakingNames]

3) Space. Casual RP was it not?

[Squishy Cheeks]

Also for further reference J.A.D.Guy is my nick name. Those who know what it means get the joke. And yes it is a joke at my expense.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Oh so were not fighting groups. I got confused. So it is teirs huh? Fine I can live with it. Oh and IHMN I'll try to stop eclipsing.

[Truce]

Yep Space was right. Bleh...can't think of any more RP things.

Though, I will say, suddenly while reading the post I had an odd thought. For some reason I couldn't help but think of Ripel saying "Time to go get laid!" when he saw one of the girls.

Bleh. Maybe I have been corrupted by you guys...

[Mr. Viewtiful]

Yo.

I miss out on all the fun now, don't I? Well, here's a suggestion for my nickname: Mista V, The Thumpmasta, or maybe...nah, those two were good enough :D

Anyways, I'll be gon until late Saturday, so I miss out on more fun! However, Ecurt'll be handling my char for me 'til my return...Also, may I point out that we need a nice guy to post in the BotB thread for Ecurt to advance the story? Wait...gettin' off-topic here...sorry.

Anywayss for putting me on the vet list. Gives me a good start to my trip tomorrow :D

[CelesJessa]

Also for further reference J.A.D.Guy is my nick name. Those who know what it means get the joke. And yes it is a joke at my expense.
Oooh ooh. Can I tell them what it means? I don't know if it would make a good nickname though... Too long, and shortened it would be just "JADGuy" again.

[BMHadoken]

Just A Dumbass Guy?

I should be mad at all this spam...but meh, I'm just mad I don't have a nickname.

[In actual *SHOCK* RP news]
I was thinking of dividing up the tourney into seperate events so we all don't hafta fight. Like an Archery event (for Lazy's guy) a pair fight (for the two dragoons, WHO ARE NOT WITH DEMON AND ME), a chocobo race (for Demon) a group fight (for Ripel's squad) and on and on...

Anybody object?

*Hmm...what should my nickname be...*

[Forever Zero]

*Smacks BM with a rolled up newspaper* We give you a nick, you don't make your own, othewise we come up with something embarassing you'll never live down. That warning goes to you too, Mr.V...

And that sounds like a fine way to work out the tourneys to me.

And I have no clue what the J.A.D. stand for in JADGuy...

EDIT: And I still don't know how I ended up with the nick "Nothing Special"...

[BMHadoken]

Thats it, next chance I get I'm blowin your arm straight off.

...Later. I guess I'll await the naming.

[Forever Zero]

I'll just build a new one...

[BMHadoken]

Who said your mechanical arm?

[Forever Zero]

Who said I wasn't going to make a mechanical arm for the one you blow off?

[Krylo]

The various events sounds good to me. Somehow I have a feeling that Darilk is going to be pulling Ripel's squad along mostly by himself, however. None of the others, except Mr. V's guy, seem like they can actually fight. I don't have a problem with that, though. Give me a chance to be all like, "Yah, my dark knight is such a badass."

[IHateMakingNames]

I guess Tasuh will be in the 1v1 part of the tournament.

And will they allow half-demons in? I assumed half-demons were a hunted and killed race, and not accepted anywhere except by other half demons. Then JMan has his guy be a guide and running around the town freely, and not being attacked for being part demon.

[CelesJessa]

I won't be around for a few days, so Arianna is going to just be watching the tournements (since it would stink if you had to fight me, then I was gone for awhile. ^^;; ) Just don't forget that I still exist even though I'm not around. (it's spring break and I'll be on the forums less than I am when I'm in school. ^^;

[Krylo]

Also... those vials of blue liquid... somehow I get the feeling that they're demon blood.

[Forever Zero]

Oh yeah, whatever he's about to give her can't be good...

[BMHadoken]

Just don't go too overboard with 'badassing' krylo...on a side note, anyone know what those weird little nunchuk-with-blades things are called in Ninja Gaiden. I only played the demo.

[CelesJessa]

Oh yeah, whatever he's about to give her can't be good...

And I just had to be the friendly, trusting race.... crap. ^^;; It'd better not be anything too bad.

[Krylo]

Just don't go too overboard with 'badassing' krylo...Awww... but they're just NPCs... Fine fine... I'll make him work for the win.

Oh yeah, whatever he's about to give her can't be good...Well, it's a bird thing... and it's titled white. I'm guessing it's white wind, the healing blue-spell which Zuus tend to have. I could be wrong though...

[Squishy Cheeks]

Actually BM was very close, but not quite there.

[Krylo]

"If that's entertainment, I'd hate to hear what your idea of a good time would be..." She fumed.

...The way that is worded just made me imagine some sort of very... kinky... relationship in those two characters' futures.

Just thought I'd point this out so that we can all mock Jessa some more.

[Forever Zero]

I think anything anyone says makes you think of something kinky...

[CelesJessa]

I think anything anyone says makes you think of something kinky...

If that's true...

Krylo: "Beef.... stew." (I have no clue how he could think of something kinky for that, but I wouldn't be surprised if he can.)

but I do think Krylo has a 'talent' of twisting anyone's words to be something kinky.
Kinda like selective hearing, but he hears everything, just chooses to take them in the way he wants to. ^^;;

[IHateMakingNames]

I can think of something kinky for "beef stew".

[Forever Zero]

Considering when he put his disturbing skill to work in the Call Discussion, I'm sure he can think of something for beef stew...

[IHateMakingNames]

Well, my idea involving "beef stew" is a larger and slightly different version of a Chile Dog. If you don't know what that is, then you won't understand.

[Krylo]

I'd think ANY sex involving beef stew would have to be pretty kinky. I mean, it's not your usual choice for food sex. And yes, the chile dog thing would work too...

[IHateMakingNames]

Jad, our characters aren't in the city. Tasuh and Arianna were far outside of the city, and I assumed that 'went riding blindly for minutes' meant JMan's guy was far out of the city as well.

[J Man]

Jad, our characters aren't in the city. Tasuh and Arianna were far outside of the city, and I assumed that 'went riding blindly for minutes' meant JMan's guy was far out of the city as well.
But I thought you guys said you were at a bar or something. Probably my mistake. Well, I got out there somehow, probably took a wrong turn?

[IHateMakingNames]

Bar? We're climbing down a hill and spit on a rock. And she just puked in some bushes.

[J Man]

Bar? We're climbing down a hill and spit on a rock. And she just puked in some bushes.
*shrugs* I'm not sure why, that's just how I imagined the setting to be for some reason.

[Krylo]

He thought it was one of those wilderness themed bars. With hills and bushes built right in! So you can experience drunk hiking, without the whole getting lost and mauled by a bear thing...

Hey! That's a great idea! I'm gonna open a Wilderness Bar!

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

by IHMN Well, my idea involving "beef stew" is a larger and slightly different version of a Chile Dog. If you don't know what that is, then you won't understand.
Why did I have to even see that phrase again. Yeah knowing you so far you would know what that is. The only reason I know is that my co-workers were talking about that yesterday. For future refrence guys just don't mention donkeys and you'll be in the clear. Or the Triple Crown...

[J Man]

He thought it was one of those wilderness themed bars. With hills and bushes built right in! So you can experience drunk hiking, without the whole getting lost and mauled by a bear thing...

Hey! That's a great idea! I'm gonna open a Wilderness Bar!
................*rolls insanity check* *fails* *grins evilly and stabs krylo with pocket knife*

[Forever Zero]

Someone is having too much fun with the Call of Cthulhu system...

[J Man]

Someone is having too much fun with the Call of Cthulhu system...
^_^ *stabs FZ with pocket knife* DIE, CTHULHU!!!

[Krylo]

Hey now, FZ may be kinda... well ok, REALLY ugly... but he's no Cthulu!

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

By Forever Zero Someone is having too much fun with the Call of Cthulhu system...

If this was we all would have said adios to are sanity looooong ago. I think my breaking point would have been just a short while ago...But its not so were all sane. At least for now...

[Forever Zero]

Hey now, FZ may be kinda... well ok, REALLY ugly... but he's no Cthulu!

*Sniif* You make Sulk sad... Me no ugly, me just misunderstood...

Now Sulk smash puny things that insult him, RAR! *Flattens J Man and his Pocket Knife of DOOOOM!*

[Krylo]

It's ok Sulk. I understand the pain of being alone in the world... I even wrote a poem about it:

Trapped in a mundane existance
The pain of my magical essence
All alone in this world
My soul becomes unfurled.
Death is all that awaits me
Darkness take me to my destiny.

(Damnit... that's actually too good for goth poetry. I'd make it shittier, but I'm lazy... and it's already pretty shitty.)

[J Man]

*Sniif* You make Sulk sad... Me no ugly, me just misunderstood...

Now Sulk smash puny things that insult him, RAR! *Flattens J Man and his Pocket Knife of DOOOOM!*
*takes 999999999999999999999 damage* *loses all of his hitpoints* *dies*

[J Man]

It's ok Sulk. I understand the pain of being alone in the world... I even wrote a poem about it:

Trapped in a mundane existance
The pain of my magical essence
All alone in this world
My soul becomes unfurled.
Death is all that awaits me
Darkness take me to my destiny.

(Damnit... that's actually too good for goth poetry. I'd make it shittier, but I'm lazy... and it's already pretty shitty.)
Maybe you wanna make it something like this:

I am sad
Nobody likes me
I hate my parents
I wear black all the time
Society sucks
Kill preps


I actually kinda agree with the last line.

[Krylo]

No... it has to at least SORTA sound like poetry. Meh... too lazy.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

If you wanted to make it worse, Krylo, all you would have to do is make it into the dreaded 'Goth Teen Angst Poem.'

Observe:

Trapped in a mundane existance
The pain of my magical essence
All alone in this world
My soul becomes unfurled.
Death is all that awaits me
Darkness take me to my destiny

My boyfriend is dreamy ...

See how easy that was?

[J Man]

For some reason, I'm reminded of Elf Only Inn and their goths: http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com/cast.html http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com/goths.html

[Truce]

I'm lazy, but I think I know how to poetfy J Man's poem.

I am sad-y
Nobody likes me-y
I hate my parents-y
I wear black all the time-y
Society sucks-y
Kill preps-y

How that sound? Don't make me actually have to try at this.

[Krylo]

If you wanted to make it worse, Krylo, all you would have to do is make it into the dreaded 'Goth Teen Angst Poem.'

Observe:

Trapped in a mundane existance
The pain of my magical essence
All alone in this world
My soul becomes unfurled.
Death is all that awaits me
Darkness take me to my destiny

My boyfriend is dreamy ...

See how easy that was?My god! That's brillia... wait... Goths have boyfriends? Since when did they gain the capacity to date?

I'd also like to make the disclaimer that it took me between 30 seconds and 2 minutes to write that 'poem'...

[J Man]

I'm lazy, but I think I know how to poetfy J Man's poem.

I am sad-y
Nobody likes me-y
I hate my parents-y
I wear black all the time-y
Society sucks-y
Kill preps-y

How that sound? Don't make me actually have to try at this.
Perfect.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Or how about Goth Existentailism Angst Poetry?

The world
Black
All Black It is a
swallowing hole

meaningless lifeless pointless ...

Black Swallowing Meaningless Hot Boyfriend Lifeless Pointless

My boyfriend is so dreamy ...

[Krylo]

There are two disturbing things Demon. Firstly that you know enough about Goths and their poetry to write it so well... and secondly that you're always talking about hot boyfriends. Especially the way you're always picking on IHMN and trying to get him to recognize you...

Is there something you want to tell us? Like that you're a gay goth?

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Behold Secret technique number two of Spirits old forum. *Lens flare* The Haiku Insult Dun Dun Duunnn!

I hate myself I (pause)
Cry Myself to sleep tonight (pause)
I like to wear black...(end)

In my old forum that was considered one of the harsher flames. I don't know why though. Its not my best I must admit but hey I have to save the good stuff...

Edit. I am not going to write A haiku for that...maybe...

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

I'm secure in my manhood enough to admit that IHMN doesn't even remotely give me 'stock.'

I'm also an accomplished writer. I've seen my share of crappy teen poetry to know how to emulate it. Copy, rather. Just take a creative writing course (if your school or college offers it) and you'll see enough bad teen angst poetry to know how to copy/emulate it too.

edit - and since most bad angst poetry is written by girls, it almost always has something to do with how dreamy their boyfriend/secret crush is.

[Krylo]

I'm also an accomplished writer. I've seen my share of crappy teen poetry to know how to emulate it. Copy, rather. Just take a creative writing course (if your school or college offers it) and you'll see enough bad teen angst poetry to know how to copy/emulate it too.I took one in highschool, and I'm not in college. However, I never read anyone else's poetry. When I was suppose to, I arbitrarily wrote a random comment "Rhythm and meter" or some such, and passed it back.

And I still think you're an ex-goth... who likes boys.

[Truce]

No matter how brightly the sun may shine,
Happiness is not ever meant to be mine,
For no matter how much light there is,
In the end shall come the darkness,

Though we live days bathed in the suns glory,
Night comes inevitably,
And when the time comes for the no tomorrow,
Will shall all be engulfed by eternal sorrow.

There, there's my attempt at it. Somehow, though, I could not bring myself to mention a dreamy boyfriend.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Behold the Demon Haiku!!!

I am a writer (Pause)
I am in college not goth (pause)
and I AM SECURE (end)

Edit I am not going to make any weird comments involving Boyfriends because it takes up to many sylables (<-- I think thats wrong)

[IHateMakingNames]

(To Celes' last post)

You wouldn't know that Tasuh is half-demon. Only clue you would have is the acid spit thing, and it sounded like she assumed it was the potion.

Edit -

Life's a bitch and then you die.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Behold the Demon Haiku!!!

I am a writer (Pause)
I am in college not goth (pause)
and I AM SECURE (end)


Sweet, Angry Jesus! That is totally going to be made into a shirt!

Glee!

(I'm not in college either, though. I was ... but, alas, no more.)

[CelesJessa]

Alright, I fixed the half-demon thing. But wouldn't she be able to tell by his appearance?


Also: "Life's a bitch, and she has puppies."

[IHateMakingNames]

Not really. His demon give aways are horns, fangs, claws, and two long tails.

Horns are hidden by bandana covering head.

Fangs are small and just look like sharp canines.

Claws are just really sharp fingernails.

Tails are hidden, wrapped around legs.

[Truce]

Good IHMN, but I like this one better.

Life makes you its bitch and then you die.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Celes how about a Haiku spinoff

Life is a cruel bitch
Cold mean and full of sharp teeth
and she has puppies.

How about that one?

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Heh.

I sincerely hope that [Celes's Character] is being paid by [IHMN Character] for the privelage of being her bodyguard.

So far, he's poisoned her and gotten into a life or death fight with someone over an accident (that he could have avoided but didn't. Some people are born with the desire to fight just to inadvertently prove to everyone how small their stocks really are.).

Tommorow isn't looking much better ... Nevermind five minutes from now ... ... ... ... ... ...

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

by demon Sweet, Angry Jesus! That is totally going to be made into a shirt!

Glee!

(I'm not in college either, though. I was ... but, alas, no more.)

I am glad you like it...

[IHateMakingNames]

Well, I would have just had my guy avoid the chocobo he could so clearly see, but JMan likes to decide if his character does actions to other people, so I had to go with it.

Edit - And nothing is wrong with his stock. Based on any anime I have seen, demons (Including half-demons) cannot have stock problems.

[CelesJessa]

Horns are hidden by bandana covering head.

How big are the horns, I would think that even if they were covered, he would appear to have a strange lump in his head, since bandanas don't hide that much.


Celes how about a Haiku spinoff

Life is a cruel bitch
Cold mean and full of sharp teeth
and she has puppies.

How about that one?

Heh. ^^ that's good. I'll have to think of a gothic poem or haiku or something like that to put up... hmm.

EDIT: and Arianna should be getting paid for putting up with IHMN's character. ^^ heheh.

[IHateMakingNames]

How big are the horns, I would think that even if they were covered, he would appear to have a strange lump in his head, since bandanas don't hide that much.


Small enough to be hidden by a bandana/hair.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

If you've ever seen Dogma, I would venture that they are roughly the same size as Azrael's (Jason Lee.) Small. Tiny, really.

[IHateMakingNames]

Technically, he was a fallen angel, not a demon. Those two things are slightly different, despite the "But I'm a fucking demon" line.

And I would think FF would be more based on anime then US movies.

[Krylo]

I've heard that the bigger the horn... well... you know. And he's certainly no tentacle demon...

[IHateMakingNames]

Yeah, and I've heard that the bigger the nose, the bigger the feet, the bigger the hands, the bigger the _____.

And tentacle demons are just tentacles.

(Why do my characters keep getting questioned like this?)

[Krylo]

Because you mentioned him having a big 'stock'... and I feel the need to make stupid comments about that after the nickname I've gained here.

Edit: Also, I'm confused on the setting of all this shit going on. One minute there's rock spitting bush puking... now there's streets and carts and buildings for dragoons to jump down off of.

[IHateMakingNames]

For once this didn't start with me. Demon was the one that mentioned several characters 'stock'. I'm just defending my character.

Edit - It's because they are stupid and can't remember things.

[Squishy Cheeks]

what's to remember?

[Krylo]

Also, in response to the last couple OOC posts on the actual thread... His thoughts about them aren't much different than what Darilk's would be... other than the feeling like killing highly trained idiots. Really now... you have person A unable to steer a chocobo worth shit, and then picking a fight with two other people, one of which is some kind of ronin samurai (quite obviously), that decided to interject himself into a fight for no reason... and then you have some fool (wouldn't know he's a dragoon, because only avians can be that and he's not showing off his heritage) jumping down in the middle of it all, risking his neck for no apparent reason... and what's more, he falls off of the cart he's on... thus making him a clumsy guy jumping off of buildings into fights.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

While I would agree that this Rp is probably (heh.) in a more Eastern portrayl, I was making a reference to better illustrate for Celes what the size of your horns might be like.

Semantics aside, whether he was a fallen angel or not, he had horns. Horns small enough to be hidden by a bandanna. Whether yours are of a more 'Japanese' ideal is pointless to debate.

Small horns. Illustrated. Referenced.

edit - All of which could have been avoided if IHMN hadn't taken someone bumping into him as a death worthy offence.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Also said idiot chocobo driver alomost hit said ronin. and when the ronin said they should get out of his way, still a very ronin thing. the moron attacked him Then the halfassed birdman had to get involved.

[IHateMakingNames]

Why do his horns have to be very small for a bandana to hide them? Bandana is stretched out and put upward, then bends over his head. His horns could be five inches long (A good size for horns on a humanoid demon) and bent slghtly back and still be hidden.

And my character is arrogant, so I have to play him like that.

Edit - And how can an avian hide their wings? I assumed they were very large, and at most could only bend around the avian like a cloak.

[J Man]

Also, in response to the last couple OOC posts on the actual thread... His thoughts about them aren't much different than what Darilk's would be... other than the feeling like killing highly trained idiots. Really now... you have person A unable to steer a chocobo worth shit,
Demios can steer a chocobo, just got dust in his eyes. A lot of dust. And then there was some random wrong turns.

[J Man]

Also said idiot chocobo driver alomost hit said ronin. and when the ronin said they should get out of his way, still a very ronin thing. the moron attacked him Then the halfassed birdman had to get involved.
Demios is kinda stupid and gets into fights a lot, usually ending up hurt. Badly. He just never learns his lesson.

[Darth SS]

The so-called half-assed bird-man just told you two to break it up so we wouldn't have a PvP battle.

And he's one of the "good" guys.

[Krylo]

I'd like to point out that my post was from the IC perspective of IHMN's character... not from the ooc perspective where I know all of the reasons for the actions. I simply went through the logic through which he would assume you three were idiots (with Deimos being the most idiotic, and Musashi being the least).

[J Man]

Guys, I suggest we stop all the posting within the role playing thread, it's becoming a little much for the people who aren't there.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Arrogant, you say?

As in 'Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance.' or 'Marked by or arising from a feeling or assumption of one's superiority toward others.'

Yeah, I can see him throwing down a couple of choice words, but he could also have dismissed the duel by scoffing at [Jman] and walking away.

For why should he waste his time teaching a whelp a lesson?

Anyways, I find it all very entertaining. The tension and testosterone in this sausage factory is not only hilarious, it's also fucking hilarious.

Game on!

[BMHadoken]

I think I'm just gunna combine the inevtiable...yes, the next Discussion thread will double as the Omake thread...tournament will be next chapter. Do you want to do it individually, or all at once? (I.e. First the archery tournament, then the group fight, then so on and so forth, or just do it all at once?)

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Hmm One at a time seems nice but then so does all at once. I'll leave it up to a coin toss...One at a time...

[Krylo]

How about a combination of the two ideas? Have the actual fights take place in between the other events. I think that's how I would do it if I was actually hosting something like this. The fights are what most people are going to want to see, so having a bunch of other stuff at either the beginning or the end and they're going to want to come late or early to avoid it... but if you stagger it like that, they gotta get tickets to everything. Plus... even fights would get boring if it was just one after another with no breaks... and the spectators wouldn't have to worry about missing one event to see another, AND it would mean people wouldn't have to wait as long for the fights to get over to do their other things.

I.E. Round one of single battles, chocobo race, round one of group battles, archery, round two of single battles, etc. etc.

Edit: Also, what's the 'warm-up area', as spirit put it, like? Are there rooms where groups/people can hang out together/get ready in until it's time to fight/race/whatever... or is it like a big hallway dealie, or what?

[BMHadoken]

I was thinking hallway dealie with small rooms branching off for the on deck people.

And is that two votes for one at a time, just intersperse the events?

[Squishy Cheeks]

The romans did colloseum events like this.

Beast hunts/ races
Public executions
Mock battles
1 v. 1 Gladiator fights.

[BMHadoken]

Yeah, the order of events really isnt my biggest priority, its how we should post. If we do it one at a time then we run the risk of having that RPer not show up and make us all wait, while the all at once approach would provide a lot of confusin fast...

Also, SS will have to control Melfice's guy, hes gunna be gone for a bit he said, and he asked me to not kill his guy off.

[BMHadoken]

The order of events is not important right now, its how were gunna handle the posting...

[lazy man]

I don't really care, so just put my vote into whatever's winning.

[BMHadoken]

Ok, the order of events at this years Combast Tourney...

Chocobo Race (featuring Demon)
Mounted battle (with Jad's guy)
Archery (lazy)
Sword Finesse (Jads)
1 vs 1 Heavyweight fight (IHMN)
Paired Fight (Teh Dragoons)
Group Battle (Ripels gang)
Mursang (Me)

Did I forget anyone? Celes is just watching (we could have a Pet show?), MC43 is helping with the healing...I just have the feeling that I missed someone...

Oh, and its hosted by none other than Wedge.

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

Dante I think... But I like how the posting order is...

[BMHadoken]

I think he left before the RP got started...

[Darth SS]

Hey, has anyone heard from melfice?

[BMHadoken]

I have, he told me he had to leave for a little bit.

[Truce]

Tournament tomorrow, eh? Are we allowed to use throwing weapons and other items?

[Krylo]

Also, seeming as Darilk will be fighting soon... I can only think of two dark knight abilities, but I figure I should pass them through for inspection. First is a 'dark wave' technique--ala Cecil's Reflection in the paladin trial mirror, in which he swings his sword and an arc of black energy flies out of it, shooting in the direction he swung, and blasts apart anything it comes into contact with. The second is a variant of Gaff Gafgarian's Night Sword, from FFT. Gaff's was a long range drain attack, I figure it would be less over-powered and more 'knighty' to have it be a melee ability. Darilk thrusts his sword into someone and drains the life force from them and into himself, relieving physical exhaustion and healing wounds... as the victim goes through an indian jones 'oops, wrong holy grail' type death. It's unlikely he'll use either in the tournament, but just incase he needs to.

Also... will killing be allowed in the tournament? It would change Darilk's fighting style a bit if he's not allowed to kill.

[Melfice]

Yeah, like BmHadoken said, I'm gonna be a preoccupied for a couple of weeks with school, so can't post too often, so it would be useful if someone, probably SS, would take over Samvela (my character). They could have said this sooner at school so I wouldn't have joined, but alas, life, and especiailly school, is a harsh tutor.

Yours truly,
Melfice

[BMHadoken]

Anythings allowed in the torunament, but killing is a no-no. Its just a tournament, not a blood-bath.

Also, I'm thinking of just writing up Wedge's intros for each event, then PMing them to you all, cuz I'm gunna be gone from Monday to Wednesday.

You'll still have the discussion/omake (which I am making now of course...)

[MC43]

Damn it! I just realized of the new thread. That's what happens when one is gone for a long time. I hope you all didn't forget I was in this. Anyway, I should have some time now, so I'll be able to post during this weekend, then hopefully during the week.

[IHateMakingNames]

Celes will be gone (Or not on a lot) until Tuesday. Her character is just going to watch everything (And I have semi-control over her character).

And why is Tasuh in the Heavyweight fight? He isn't some big guy, he's the size of an average human. He's only strong because of his demon half, but he doesn't look it at all. Darilk is probably bigger then him (Assuming Darilk is rather large, which I have).

[MC43]

Uh... am I missing something? How is it that I'm not getting any of this information? I know I haven't been around for a while, but I'm still in this... right? Hello?

[Krylo]

J-Man: Veimi = Lord of the city of Combast (where the tournament is being held).

MC: If you're talking about people being gone, she never said anything here... IHMN must have gotten it through PMs, much as I did. Same goes for Melfice, only switch IHMN getting it through PMs with BMHadoken.

[Mr. Viewtiful]

Yo.

Guess who's back? Back agi---Crap, forget it, it's been overused WAY too much already...

Well, nuthin' like a view of the Pacific coast on a brisk morning (or two) to relax you from the drudgery of everyday life...so, what exactly did I miss (give me the CliffsNotes version, not the smart-*** 'LOOK @ IT YOSELF LOL' version, please).

And I didn't know I had a nickname, so FZ, keep that newspaper away from me! *runs away*

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Cliff Notes Version

Everyone is converging in the city to either participate in, or watch, the tournament.

There are certain events that can be signed up for, and everyone is scrambling to get spots in said events.

Other than that, a fight broke out. Kinda. Not really. Involved a Chocobo. That's all I really care to note.

Disclaimer

Demon accepts no responsbility for misinterpreted, or flat out 'made up' information herein supplied as a Cliff Note Version of FFRP.

[BMHadoken]

IHMN, your gunna be fighting a heavyweight, but I can just change it to 1 on 1 fight if its really irking you that much.

People arent here all the time MC, with just under 20 people its gunna happen a tad more often then when theres only 10. The next Discussion/Omake will be up in about three minutes.