The Art of Inappropriate One Liners

[EVILNess]

I am ashamed of myself, I have been swayed by Caruso and his god-damned SHADES OF JUSTICE.

I'm sorry Grissom, can we still be friends?

Yeah, I just watched every episode of CSI: Miami in one sitting, and Horatio has taken the space in my heart that Grissom once resided.

At least, I don't like that douche from CSI: NY.

I have standards after all.

[Seil]

I am ashamed of myself, I have been swayed by Caruso and his god-damned SHADES OF JUSTICE.

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[bananarama]

Wow that is almost as bad as enjoying whenever Naruto says "Believe it!" (or "Dattebayo" for you Japaners).

[Xaeta]

Wow that is almost as bad as enjoying whenever Naruto says "Believe it!" (or "Dattebayo" for you Japaners).

"ダッテばよぅ!!"

日本語は単純化しているので、単一句を作り出す。 [Japanese is a very simple language so when it comes to action animes, they're filled with a lot of one-liners].

ソレっ!
これはっ!
Etc, etc, etc.

[Death by Stabbing]

When Fontana took over from Brisco on Law and Order his one liners began regular...but then progressed in to just bizzare non-sequitors...


I still miss Lenny Brisco...but at least Green is still kicking ass...

[42PETUNIAS]

This video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948) is totally relevant. Also awesome.

[TopHatAssassin]

Haha! Five stars to you! And yes, Caruso is too cool for school. Grissom comes second to Mr. Caine, and Mack is not, in fact, a good man.
I think it has to do with his overall badass-itude that he's got going on. That's what I like about him anyway. That and those shades.

[ArlanKels]

I really hate the way Caruso talks. It just seems like..he's not Human. Nobody talks that way! NOBODY!

[Khael!]

Oh GHODS the glasses! The never-ending glasses! I need a run on sentence, stat!

And after watching that entire YouTube video, I agree. He doesn't talk like a natural human being. He talks like some sort of... I don't know.

Grissom is the most witty one-liner I can put up with without it going too far. I still look up to that guy.

[Seil]

My favorite CSI line comes from CSI:LV;

After finding a headless body on the train tracks, Grissom finds a toupé
Grissom Hey Nick? Keep a look out - our vic might be bald.
Nick Thanks - that'll help distinguish it from any other disembodied heads I find.

I like the gang fighting in CSI: Miami, as well as the timbre of Horatio's voice.

[EVILNess]

Did you see how Fifth totally ripped off your plagiarized picture Seil?

Shameful.

[Seil]

I did, I did.

[Death by Stabbing]

I really hate the way Caruso talks. It just seems like..he's not Human. Nobody talks that way! NOBODY!

I don't watch CSI but after watching that video...I'd really have to agree. He's probably some kind of robot

[EVILNess]

I don't watch CSI but after watching that video...I'd really have to agree. He's probably some kind of robot

Maybe... but he is a robot of JUSTICE!

[bananarama]

Maybe... but he is a robot of JUSTICE!

Yeah either of that or he's a robot of ridiculous sunglasses or of terrible, terrible one-liners...

[EVILNess]

Yeah either of that or he's a robot of ridiculous sunglasses or of terrible, terrible one-liners...

... and JUSTICE.

We must never forget the JUSTICE.

[Khael!]

Definitely an older model robot. My dad's most definitely one and he sure doesn't talk like that. He does incessantly quote dumb-lines from Bugs Bunny though. Like "where's the earth-shattering kaboom?"

Hmm... JUSTICE or not, this thread is starting to deeply disturb me. Who writes the script for this guy anyway? They must be sick, insane, or work at a post office part time.

[EVILNess]

Definitely an older model robot. My dad's most definitely one and he sure doesn't talk like that. He does incessantly quote dumb-lines from Bugs Bunny though. Like "where's the earth-shattering kaboom?"

Hmm... JUSTICE or not, this thread is starting to deeply disturb me. Who writes the script for this guy anyway? They must be sick, insane, or work at a post office part time.

Your opinions matter not to the JUSTICE.

You will all be brought into the fold soon.

[Raerlynn]

Sorry guys, House has CSI beat for jaw droppingly hilarious one-liners. Less because they're ironic and more because they're incredibly assholish.

Dr. Gregory House: [to EMT guy who has just tried to give directions] You wanted to be a doctor, maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school.


Dr. Robert Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been... nasty.
Dr. Gregory House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.

Dr. Gregory House: How are we doing on the cotton swabs today? If there's a critical shortage, I could run home.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No, you couldn't.
Dr. Gregory House: Nice.

Dr. Eric Foreman: You assaulted that man!
Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I'll never do it again.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Yes you will.
Dr. Gregory House: All the more reason this debate is pointless.

[EVILNess]

Don't you see?

House is the practitioner of medical JUSTICE.

All is well in the world as long as there is JUSTICE.

[Zilla]

Wait wait wait, I'm sure that someone else caught this, but DOCTOR ERIC FOREMAN?!

As in, ERIC FOREMAN?

http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/155/15573468738518265709/10211316532136158133-2.jpg

This is what I get for not watching TV for like 3 years.

[EVILNess]

As in, ERIC FOREMAN?

Yes.

His exportation from the 70s has made him a neuro-surgeon.

Also, he has somehow also become a bald black man.

[bananarama]

Yes.

His exportation from the 70s has made him a neuro-surgeon.

Also, he has somehow also become a bald black man.

...and now he's 50 times more sexy...that's important too...