Favourite Lines of All Time!!

[Regulus Tera]

Now with more british spelling!!

El Chavo del Ocho: Fue sin querer queriendo...


You don't get it? Your fault.

[EVILNess]

More Doctor Who
The Doctor: “Must be a spatial temporal hyperlink.”
Mickey: “What’s that?”
The Doctor: “No idea. Just made it up. Didn’t want to say ‘magic door’.”

Rose: “You’re not keeping the horse.”
The Doctor: “I let you keep Mickey!”

'Oh thats just Chav-Tastic'

"Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea is getting cold."

[Mirai Gen]

Earthbound:
"Ness used a ruler!
Now he can easily figure out the length of things!"

"Angry Old Man started jabbering about today's youth!
Ness's Guts went down by 3!"

Super Mario RPG:
"That was the guy who stole my coin! Why didn't you stop him!?"
"Because I forgot my bazooka at home. Sheesh! Give me a break here."

Bowser: "Oh, crap, I can't let Mario see me like this! Act natural. Ahem.
Hey, how have you been?
NO, dummy, not like that! needs more...confidence!
YOU! What are YOU doing here?"

[EVILNess]

"Twoson--we got this name because we weren't first."
-Bulletin Board

[Aerozord]

"If your gonna lie to an all knowing spirit being you should atleast put some effort into it."
-Avatar

oh and one of my favorite webcomic lines
"No one ever won a war by dying for their country. Its won by making the other guy die for his"

[Ryu Van Burace]

[The Cybermen and Daleks meet]
Dalek Thay: Identify yourselves!
Cyberman: You will identify first.
Dalek Thay: State your identity!
Cyberman: You will identify first.
Dalek Thay: Identify!
Mickey Smith: [to Rose] It's like Stephen Hawking meets the speaking clock.
Cyberman: Your repeated request is illogical. You will modify.
Dalek Thay: Daleks do not take orders!
Cyberman: You have identified as 'Daleks'.
Dalek Sec: Outline resembles the inferior species known as 'Cybermen'.

I just love that scene because it's a meeting of two cybernetic races...and they just talk smack to each other. Also:

Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
Dalek Sec: Four.
Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek!

[Hatake Kakashi]

"It means be advised. I'm mean, nasty, and tired. I eat constantina-wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters, so go hump someone else's leg, mutt-face, before I push yours in." -Gunnery Sgt. Tom Highway, "Heartbreak Ridge"

"You are not even worth killing... foolish little brother. If you wish to kill me, then blame me. Hate me. Detest me. And live in an unsightly way. Run... run and cling to life." -Uchiha Itachi, "Naruto"

"You're weak... why are you weak? Because you lack hatred." -Uchiha Itachi, "Naruto"

"Ahem. There's SAND on my boots!" -Kefka, "Final Fantasy 6" while walking through a desert.

"Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat applesauce through a straw... pork farm animals...." -Topper Harley, "Hot Shots"

More will follow if I think of them.

[Hawk]

"Save the cheerleader, save the world." - Hiro Nakamura

[Darth SS]

Evil Dead: The Musical

(Note, some of these are in songs)

Ash: Honey, you got real ugly real fast.



[Forget her name]: Are all men from wisconsin this rude?
Ash: Nah, just me.



Jake: You fucking stabbed me!
[I forget her name]: How can I make it up to you?
Jake: Well, in the future, I'd appreciate you not FUCKING STABBING ME!

All of "What the Fuck was that"
All of "Blew that Bitch Away"

[Doc ock rokc]

My Favorite RM line...so far is
"in the arena of logic i fight unarmed!"

[Ugainius]

"Son of a Submariner!"-Kefka Final Fantasy 6

[Lumenskir]

So, are you going to go?
I don't know, it's been so long since I talked to her...
No, I meant are you going to go now...away.
-Spaced (thanks CroTeam!)

[Aerozord]

"Whats god?"
"You know when you want something real bad, and you close your eyes and wish for it more then anything? Gods the person that ignores you"
-the island

Elf: "What are you doing? What reason do you have to attack us?"
Sang: "Huh? I actually need one of those? Ok fine, I dont like your face!"
-Ph D

[gurusloth]

"It means be advised. I'm mean, nasty, and tired. I eat constantina-wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters, so go hump someone else's leg, mutt-face, before I push yours in." -Gunnery Sgt. Tom Highway, "Heartbreak Ridge"It's actually called concertina wire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concertina_wire).

[Loki, The Fallen]

Dr. Cox: The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.
Turk: What?
Dr. Cox: Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.
Turk: You should give speeches to teenage girls.


Marion Cobretti: You're the disease, and I'm the cure.

Matt Hunter: If you come back in here, I am gonna hit you with so many rights you are going to beg for a left.

Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...

Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Veronica Loughran: Hi, Randal.
Randal Graves: Thirty-seven?
Dante Hicks: Shut up!

Il Duce: And whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed, for in the image of God made He man.

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

Tommy: I got a D+! I'm gonna graduate!
[hugging a stranger]
Tommy: I wish we'd known each other... this is a little awkward.

Viper: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
Wolfman: Holy shit, it's Viper!
Goose: Viper's up here, great... oh shit...
Maverick: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose."
Goose: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.

The Wolf: What kind of candles are those?
Twitchy: Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian.

[FunkyBlackMage]

"Ah, I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

-Dirty Harry

[gurusloth]

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Murphy and Conner join Il Duce behind Yakavetta

In Unison: And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri
Connor: Et Fili
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti

-Boondock Saints

[Doc ock rokc]

*Sene doc ock just totaled a car*
Extra 1:What happend?!
Extra 2:THE SIGN SAID "DONT WALK" BUDDY!!!!
Doctor octopus: O-of course your bright shiny signs.Telling you wher to go, What to do

Stop...go
Stop...go

Head the lights or be crushed by the wheels of Progress.
Your signs dont keep you safe plebians.

THAY KEEP YOU OUT OF THE WAY!

I hope a comic line is ok. :sweatdrop

[Aerozord]

sure comics are fine, in fact from marvel zombies

Luke Cage: "Why is it you still wear that thing anyways? The mask. It's ripped all to shreds and its not like you've got any kind of secrete identity. So why bother?
Spider-man: "The hunger-- the way it is-- I know I would do it again right now if I had the chance. Thats just the way things are now. But after doing it-- after eating my wife and aunt, the only two left in this world that really loved me... after knowing what I've become... I couldn't ever look at myself in the mirror-- and I dont want to chance it."
Luke Cage: "Right-- forget I asked, you sissy. Got any Jacks?"

[Doc ock rokc]

OH GOOD!
after being asked why he hates the wall-crawler
doctor octopus:Because I know him old man.
It is a affliction of genius -- the ability to profoundly understand another human being. is to despise them
Stripped of his mystery and pretense, Spider-man's simplicity is contemptible. Through his foolishness, I have come to understand and despise him.
now will we finalize our transaction...

OR SHALL WE GET BETTER ACQUAINTED!?

also on a less serious note DEADPOOL LINES
Deadpool and Agent-x in unison:DIE-Die again!-You!-NO YOU!-HEY-Cut that out!-Stop copying me-I'm not copying you, Your Copying me!-NO! I thought it first!-Did not- Did TOO!-Son of a--!-DONT CALL MY MOMMA A---!
Agent X-I HATE YOU!
Deadpool- HAH i got ya beat sucker 'cause I hate me TOO!

[Nique]

sure comics are fine, in fact from marvel zombies

Ugh. Worst thing I've ever seen in my life. I found nothing redeeming about that GN. :(

Quotes.... quotes.... Oh! How about;
"Where's the Mountain DEW?!"
and
"I attack... the darkness!"

[Darth SS]

Ghost Rider the Movie.

J. Blazes- You may have my soul, but you don't have my spirit!

[Samiam22]

An animation by Wonchop

"What? NO GUINNESS??!"

[IHateMakingNames]

Blackarachnia: "Oh get a clue you canine creatine. I'm a Predacon. I'm evil. I'll shoot you."
Silverbolt: "No. My heart tells me that you will not."
Blackarachnia:"Oh yeah?" *shoots*
Silverbolt: "You... SHOT me!"
- Beast Wars


Sarge: "What a way to go. Killed by my own mechanical creations. I'm sure there's a philosphical lesson to be learned form all this."
Simons: "Something about the dangers of technology and the unwavering pride of mankind."
Sarge: "No. Something about hiring better help that doesn't stand around watching you die!"
- Red vs. Blue

[Toast]

Hogan: Newkirk, what about a civilian suit this time for me?
Newkirk: Righto, guv'nor, you got it.
Hogan: Good. 'Civilian.' What a beautiful word. Next to 'girls.'
Newkirk: Colonel, don't you ever think about anything else but dames?
Hogan: Of course I do, but I fight it.

and

Col. Robert E. Hogan: Maybe it's some kind of new secret weapon.
Cpl. Louis LeBeau: Then why are they bringing it here?
Col. Robert E. Hogan: They know its safe. The Allies won't bomb a prisoner of war camp.
Cpl. Peter Newkirk: Now you see that wouldn't be cricket.
Sgt. Andrew Carter: Hey, gang! What if we find out what is is and if its important enough, we get London to bomb the camp? That'll be great!
Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter. Out.
Sgt. Andrew Carter: Schultz says I might get shot.
Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's right.

[Aerozord]

Blackarachnia: "Oh get a clue you canine creatine. I'm a Predacon. I'm evil. I'll shoot you."
Silverbolt: "No. My heart tells me that you will not."
Blackarachnia:"Oh yeah?" *shoots*
Silverbolt: "You... SHOT me!"
- Beast Wars

how dare you forget the best part of that conversation
Silverbolt: "You... SHOT me!"
Blackarachnia: "Duh, I'm EVIL!"

[Mirai Gen]

Blackarachnia: "Oh get a clue you canine creatine. I'm a Predacon. I'm evil. I'll shoot you."
Silverbolt: "No. My heart tells me that you will not."
Blackarachnia:"Oh yeah?" *shoots*
Silverbolt: "You... SHOT me!"
- Beast Wars
Oh man, Beast Wars. Let's get started.

Rattrap: "Hey, Bird-dog, where were you?"
Silverbolt: "...Scout patrol..." (he was secretly meeting with Blackarachnia)
Rattrap: "Oh, yeah, a patrol...to scout the enemy...Right! Find any new positions?"

Megatron: "And what is your name?"
Silverbolt: "I think my name is...Silverbolt. Yes...pure, strong...and fast"
Megatron: "...ah."

"Consider that my resignation from the Predacons! That is, if I can join you, Optimus."
Megatron screams as he falls.
"Well...I like your resume."

Yeah, I like Silverbolt. Alot.

"Wow, Big Bot sure learns a new body fast!"
"Well, he should. He changes them often enough."
*rimshot plays in the background*

"Wow...Big Bot...how do you feel?"
Primal stands up, showing he's now about fifteen feet tall.
"In a word...prime."

"I am that which is, that which was, and is yet to come! And you shall know my name is Megatron, when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
"You have already read the Covenant of Primus?"
"Oh, just the good parts."

"What's a warrior without weapons, huh?"
"A warrior still!"

I like Dinobot too. But he's a badass.

And let's not forget the best Beast Wars quote ever:

"The question had once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed. My choices are my own...and yet...how ironic! For I now find...I have no choice at all...*sigh* I am a warrior. Let the battle be joined."
-Dinobot

[Aerozord]

for including pretty much everyone of my favorite beast wars quotes in one post, Mirai Gen, I give you this, the NPF medal of awesome

[Mirai Gen]

I'm surprised there was no link to the Yoda Dog Medallion.

But what can I say? Some of Dinobot's Shakespeare lines were hilariously cheesy, but that one just was pure awesome.

[Ape Boy]

Sarge: "I hope you brought your wallet, cause the rent in HELL is paid in advance!" *shoots Grif*
-Red vs Blue

Cammy: "Colonel Guile! Colonel Guile! Are you okay?!"
Guile: "... Yeah, Cammy, I'm only half-dead."
Cammy: "... And General Bison?"
Guile: "... ALL dead."
-Street Fighter: The Movie, the single greatest movie for stupidly hilarious quotes

[Ryu Van Burace]

"You know there's probably a law against sleeping with dumb maws"
"She's not that dumb"
"Please, you just told her you could get her a walk on part in the Simpsons"
-The Darkness vol 1.

[Magus]

"Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. Are you happy or married?"
"Do I smell good?" "Yeah, you smell--good!"
"Join the Army and See the World - Or What's Left of It!" --Three Stooges

[Aleph]

Monkey Island quotes for the wins!

Cabana Boy: Let me see your membership card and I'll let you through!
Guybrush Threepwood: You don't need to see my identification.
Cabana Boy: I don't need to see your identification.
Guybrush Threepwood: I'm not the pirate you're looking for.
Cabana Boy: You're not the pirate I'm looking for.
Guybrush Threepwood: I can go about my business.
Cabana Boy: You can go about your business.
Guybrush Threepwood: Move along.
Cabana Boy: Move along, move along... hey! Your mind tricks won't work on me, boy!

One of my personal favorites:
Edward Van Helgen: What! You shot my banjo!
Guybrush Threepwood: You can't be sure of that. That shot may have come from the grassy knoll.

Best character ever:
Murray: I am Murray! The invincible demonic skull!

Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!
Guybrush Threepwood: Stride?
Murray: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?

Guybrush Threepwood: How can you see without eyeballs?
Murray: How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer.

Guybrush Threepwood: Do you know anything about lifting curses?
Murray: Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp.
Guybrush Threepwood: You seem bitter.
Murray: I'm sorry. It's been a rough day.

Guybrush Threepwood: You're about as fearsome as a doorstop.
Murray: Is it a really EVIL-looking doorstop?
Guybrush Threepwood: *sigh* Never mind.

Murray: Something tells me you're not taking me very seriously.
Guybrush Threepwood: No, no I am.
Murray: Then let me hear you scream in terror.
Guybrush Threepwood: I'm too scared to say anything.
Murray: Ha ha! *laughs maniacally*

Insult Sword Fighting!:
Guybrush Threepwood: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
Thin Pirate: I look THAT much like you're fiancee?

And another one of my favorites is in my sig.

[Seil]

The best line anywhere was in Hook, where the family first comes into Wendy's old home:

*Old Man searches on floor*
Old Man: Lost, lost, lost...
Peter's Wife: What have you lost?
*Old man looks up*
Old Man: I've lost my marbles.

[Darth SS]

Oh man, best marketing ever...

CFL when expanded to the US.

"Our balls are bigger."

The AFL.

"12 men who go both ways."

"A 69 isn't out of the question."

[Smarty McBarrelpants]

Aleph reminds me:
You fight like a dairy farmer!

[Aleph]

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

I remember that comeback XD

Man, the Monkey Island creators have the best conversations in them. And most of the good stuff comes from Guybrush. I love how he talks about the video game he's in sometimes and looks towards the screen so it seems like he's looking at you.

Guybrush: If you kill me... there wouldn't be anymore Monkey Island sequels.
Guybrush: Then, if you kill me everyone will forget you."
LeChuck: Forget me? I'm the dead zombie pirate LeChuck! Noone will forget me!
Guybrush: Do you remember Bobbin Threadbare?
LeChuck: Er... no.
Guybrush: Exactly.

(I looked him up and apparently he's some character from another Lucas Arts game or something and he was supposed to be part of a trilogy, but then the second and third games were canceled, lol.)

Haggis: Well, Haggis is only my nickname. My true name is "Heart Lungs And Liver Boiled In The Stomach Of The Animal".
Guybrush: Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl.
Haggis: Aye.

Pirate: Guybrush Threepwood? That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard!
Guybrush: Well what's your name?
Pirate: Mancomb Seepgood.

Slappy Cromwell reciting lines from his re-written Shakespeare play: Join me, Rosencrantz! I am your FATHER!

More Murray!
Guybrush, offering Murray's arm: Murray, if I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
Murray: I'd terrorize the South Seas! I'd torture the living! I'd demolish the...er... What I meant to say was, I'd use it to pet kittens.
Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.
Murray: Drat.

EDIT: I think I'm going to go play every Monkey Island game all the way through again now... They were the awesomeness.

[8-Bit Idiot]

"When expecting booby traps, always send the boob in first."

Beast wars Megatron

[Zilla]

These are classic. Princess Bride quotes.

"Vizzini, he sure like to.... fuss."
"Fuss... fuss.. You'd think he liked to scream.. at us!"
"Well perhaps he means no... harm."
"He's very very short on... charm."
"I give up, you're a master at rhymes."
"Yes, yes. All the time."
"Phesic, are there rocks ahead?"
"If there are, we'll all be dead!"
"No more rhymes now, I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"ARGH!"

"Is anyone following us?"
"That would be inconceivable."
Later...
"Are you sure nobody is following us?"
"I told you, that would be absolutely and utterly, inconceivable. Just out of curiosity, why did you ask?"
"Well, I just happened to look over my shoulder and something is there."
Later still...
"He didn't fall?! INCONCEIVABLE!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"I'll admit it, you are better than I am."
"Then why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you do not know."
"And what is that?"
"I am not left-handed."
*tosses rapier into right hand, continues dual.*

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! One of the most widely known is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less known is this! Never mess with a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! AH HAH HA! AH HAH HAH HAH! AH HAH HA H--" *drops dead*

[Doc ock rokc]

Lfgcomic
Richard:"i drained the soul of a monk once, it tasted like chocolate"
Richard:"this is beautiful moment
i must compose and brake in to song to celebrate this occasion"
Troll:"what are you going to ryme with 'your wholesale mass slaughter'?"
Richard:"'locate and butcher your daughter!'"

[Robert Paulson]

I love the following scene in Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. (My passage may not be verbatim.)

<Togusa and Batou are in the garage with the Tachikoma tanks.>

[Togusa] (to Batou) You pamper it like it's a pet cat; they're only machines.

<A number of Tachikomas overhear Togusa's remark.>

[Tachikoma 1] That's a discriminatory remark!

[Tachikoma 2] We demand a retraction!

[Tachikoma 3] Togusa's a bigot!

[Ryu Van Burace]

reread Ultimates vol 2:

Captain America: "Hey Hulk, see those ships in the sky? Well I was talking to the pilots earlier and they called you a sissy"
Hulk:"Hulk not sissy...HULK STRAIGHT!"

[Mac]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...~ I actually have that as my Ring tone.

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

Thats all for now

[Darth SS]

From Naked Gun 33 1/3.


"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way around."

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."

[PCD]

YO GABBA GABBA! :
~Plex: What's a high five?
~Grobie: What's a hug?
~Archibald: Thanks for watchin' mah WORM BAYBEHS.
~Kids' voices: HI BIG PANDA!
~Drawing guy: I think Potato Bugs are wacky. Let's draw one!
...There we go! Oh, wait, our Potato Bug is missing something. What is it? That's right, Potato Bugs need a skateboard!
~Narrator: Then they realized they weren't so different after all. So they high fived and were best friends forever!
~DJ Lance Rock: Can you help me?
Guys: Yeah!
DJ L.R.: Can we dance?
Guys: Yeah!
DJ L.R.: Well let's do it! A-break it down!

Seriously, preschool-aimed shows are fantastic for ridiculous quotes.

[Hawk]

I was going to add a few more Buffy quotes to this thread, because it hasn't had nearly enough yet, but then I thought fuck it, let's just cut straight to the source. (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer)

[deadkoo]

too lazy to read this thread to see if it's already up:

from manchurian candidate:
Cop:"you really wanna hit me don't you? well, go ahead hit me."
(forget name of main char) cracks him in the face.
Copr:"you.. you hit me!"

[Demetrius]

Baron Munchausen

Horatio Jackson: Ah, the officer who risked his life by singlehandedly destroying...
Functionary: [whispering in his ear] Six.
Horatio Jackson: ...*six* enemy cannon and rescuing...
Functionary: Ten.
Horatio Jackson: ...ten of our men help captive by The Turk.
Heroic Officer: Yes, sir.
Horatio Jackson: The officer about whom we've heard so much.
Heroic Officer: I suppose so, sir.
Horatio Jackson: Always taking risks far beyond the call of duty.
Heroic Officer: I only did my best, sir.
Horatio Jackson: Have him executed at once. This sort of behavior is demoralizing for the ordinary soldiers and citizens who are trying to lead normal, simple, unexceptional lives. I think things are difficult enough as it is without these emotional people rocking the boat.
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Baron Munchausen: Berthold, come on.
Berthold: Let go of me!
Baron Munchausen: You're coming with us.
Berthold: No chance!
Baron Munchausen: Why not?
Berthold: I can't remember.
Baron Munchausen: You're not frightened, are you?
Berthold: That's it!
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King of the Moon: No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!
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Baron Munchausen: Gentlemen! Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those enemy cannons?
Gunner: No, sir...
Baron Munchausen: No?
Gunner: It's Wednesday...

I love 'em all, go here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096764/quotes) for more.

[Tendronai]

Some more Newsradio quotes :

(reading from complaint cards)
Dave: Um, "Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks?"
Everyone else: SHAFT.
Bill: I thought we'd all enjoy that one.

Bill: You know what it's like? It's like taking your daughter to the fair and buying her cotton candy and winning prizes for her and then you get on the Ferris wheel and she wants to make out.
Lisa: Ok...
Bill: Well how could she do that to me, Lisa? How could she... french her daddy?

Dave: Bill, this is Steve.
Steve: Hi, Bill. (extends his hand)
(Bill punches Steve in the face)
Dave: THAT was your PLAN?
Bill: ...Well, I panicked.

Jimmy: Well, what are you afraid of?
Dave: Lets see, I cut the snacks from the budget, so the staff are angry. They go to Bill, who whips them into a frenzy, and light-headed from the lack of snack food, it turns into a full-scale revolt, and -
Jimmy: God, son, you have more paranoid fantasies than Steven King on crack. These people love you, and none more so than Bill.
(Cut to the break room, with everyone else)
Bill: What I'm talking about is a full-scale revolt.