Rebirth of Destruction Discussion

[Krylo]

Because we need one.

I think he should just critically fail his impotency roll.

Don't you mean his potency roll? Wouldn't failing an impotency roll make him... um... potent?

Edit: Link to the sign up thread with all the info. I'm going to add this to all the discussion threads when I start them, so that when it falls back, people can find it easily if they want to join/check some of the info:

http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=2033&page=1

[Ren]

... So we went from the human emperor being attracted to half-horse people to the sex-lives of the rich and dead... I really need to get to bed...

That can so be taken the wrong way.

[IHateMakingNames]

You just don't like me and Vlad...

And since the perfectly legit explaination doesn't work for Ren, I'll go with that kyrlo said.

Edit - Who is the new person who keeps posting?

[Ren]

This is my friend Skye, who indeed played a Centaur named Anahita who got hit on by a human priest named Rastus.

[IHateMakingNames]

Wait... So a holy man human is attracted to a horse bodied women?

[Krylo]

That human wanted to poke that centaur booty.

[Ren]

Pretty much. Poor Rastus. Every "girl" he fell for in that MUD was really a guy in real life.

[Forever Zero]

That can so be taken the wrong way.

... ouch...

Actually, I meant I need to get to bed in the sense that it is 12:58 AM here, and in my opinion, it is never tiem to discuss how a vampire would "get it up", and especially not now.

[IHateMakingNames]

We're past the vampire thing. Now we're talking about how some guy who played a priest kept hitting on female horses who were really men.

[Ren]

... ouch...

Actually, I meant I need to get to bed in the sense that it is 12:58 AM here, and in my opinion, it is never tiem to discuss how a vampire would "get it up", and especially not now.

Oh but now is the perfect time, seeing as vampires don't get up during the day.

[IHateMakingNames]

They can, just they have to be inside. And for ones with the control light ability, they can even do it outdoors.

[Forever Zero]

We're past the vampire thing. Now we're talking about how some guy who played a priest kept hitting on female horses who were really men.

Yeah, see, that's why you never hit on people online, because you never know who is on the other end, and in video games, there is a good 90% chance it's a guy. And that is still disturbing that a priest wanted to get it on with a half-horse, and it's more disturbing to know it was based on a semi-real event...

[Krylo]

But if you're desperate enough to do a half-horse... does it really matter what gender they are?

[IHateMakingNames]

Maybe he isn't desperate, but instead just have a really odd fetish... Something to do with six limbs, or horses, or big hairy butts, or hairy bodies, or something involving horses...

[Forever Zero]

That is a pretty screwed up fetish... boardering on, if not directly falling in, the category of bestiality... so how did you decide the Emperor of the humans in this RP was going to be this person that had the hots for half-horses...

[Krylo]

Because he was pretty prominant on that MUD... and the only human that was at all worth anything... you know, besides target practice for evil little faeries... not that he wasn't good for that too.

[IHateMakingNames]

I'm going to assume that the human half of said centaur was extremely hot...

[Forever Zero]

What MUD was it? And wouldn't iron equipped humans be able to stand up to faeries?

And I think if Zalbag finds this out in the RP, he will begin a revolution...

EDIT: I don't care how hot the top half is, being half horse would tend to be a freaking huge negative in my book when it comes to appearences...

[Krylo]

AtP, and they weren't sidhe faeries... so not because of iron. Faeries generally sucked... as a result there were about three of them that lasted... during their prime. Basically, when I say evil little faeries, I mean my character.

I'll find the address to it if you like.

[Forever Zero]

Is this it? http://atp.mud.hu/

Regardless, the site seems to be down for right this second...

[Krylo]

That's the internet site alright...
atp.mud.hu 3000

Is the actual mud... and it's currently down as well. I haven't played there for months, but there's still notes about Alucard (my faerie) on IC boards, and there are still quite a few people that talk about him on occassion, because he was just that damned mean.

[IHateMakingNames]

We really do need more people for this RP...

And is Jad the only one with a specific role for the story so far? (Besides you and Ren obviously)

[Krylo]

FZ has one... just not until the next chapter... actually everyone has something specific just not right off. So... yes, so far.

And we do need more people... but I'm too lazy to advertise. You're welcome to though...

[IHateMakingNames]

There... I have advertised in the other RP that is currently not just starting and has a couple of chapters...

Do I get any little perks in this RP for advertising it?

[Krylo]

You can have a centaur concubine. Maybe even Anahita!

[IHateMakingNames]

Hm... I do not like that. I shall pass on that one. Keep going on though, maybe something I like will come up.

[Squishy Cheeks]

You just use them for a food source you know your little man doesn't work anymore, what with being dead and all.

also I'm unsure on what to do next.

[Ren]

*giggles*

Whee, more piccys of Renren, only looking older.

http://www.pteraphilia.com/renecute.jpg

I'm kinda disappointed in how her face turned out, but I'm diggin' the dress.

[IHateMakingNames]

Jad, we've already established that his little man does infact work. There are mutliple explainations as to why it would work.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Had some free time.

[Krylo]

I like his face in the first one, also:
also I'm unsure on what to do next.

Just get what your character knows to the stalker HQ, or hang out and beat up some orcs and ogres stealthily then get it to the stalkers... you know... whatever, so long as it involves eventually forewarning people about the army.

[IHateMakingNames]

I can't draw, so I used the internet to find a picture. Close enough to what I imagined, so let's just say that the picture I posted is what Vlad looks like. (Edit - I did attempt to draw him a couple of times, but they came out horrible)

Now, two questions.

Would a vampire be allowed in the Unseelie court freely?

And how does the whole enslaving faerie by name thing work?

[Krylo]

Answers:

Depends. Your vampire... only if he's really really really pretty, and some female unseelie noble decided to they wanted him. And a noble wouldn't be easily controlled or give her name... so I doubt Vlad would like that, as that it'd mostly make him a slave instead of having a slave.
A vampire of a fae race... yes.

Well, first you have to know that knowing their name allows you to control them. Most mortals probably wouldn't know that... after that you just use their name when you tell them to do something.

For instance, if you met a faerie named billy-jo-bob Daniel McCrickets (Let's just say it's a faerie from alabama), you would say "Billy-jo-bob Daniel McCrickets, clean the bathroom with your tongue," and that faerie would clean the bathroom with it's tongue. Faeries are pretty adept at twisting orders around to not mean what the user meant them to mean though... kind of like genies and wishes. For instance... let's say you wanted your faerie to get you something to drink. "Billy-jo-bob Daniel McCrickets, go get me something to drink," you'd say. Your faerie would go into the kitchen and get you a glass of water with arsenic in it (or in your case a bunch of finely ground garlic), and then give it to you. You never SAID they shouldn't poison it.


Also... don't name it Billy-jo-bob Daniel McCrickets. If you can't think of a good name, ask Ren... she's good with faerie names.
Also, giving them orders by their name around other people, kind of lets other people know their full name... which gives other people just as much control over them as you.

[IHateMakingNames]

For the first one, would controlling an Unseelie faerie matter at all? (I'm not good at figuring out 'man pretty'... Would the picture I posted count as that?)

And that's what I figured for the name command... I was just going to never actually say the faerie's name, and just threaten to say her name so she would do whatever he said in the first place. And it goes through send thoughts/mind link, so no one else can hear it.

Edit - Now I know to give specific orders though... Was planning on making the faerie he has to be a 'kinky' one as Ren had said. Meaning she doesn't care that she is a slave, which annoys Vlad because he wants to be proud for catching a faerie, but the faerie goes along with it to easily.

[Ren]

On the name thing:

Faeries have a common name everyone knows (Renesival or Jareth, for instance) and a full name that only they know. Like, say there was a faerie named...hmm...Falunekir. Now that faerie would have a longer, real name like...uh...Gilarya Mirathnae Falunekir. For some reason (myths I've seen don't really explain *why*) no one else really knows this name-just the faerie. Supposedly, for faeries, there's some kind of absolute power in knowing their name. I'll do a little research into it today.

[Krylo]

I'm not entirely sure whether or not it works without being spoken. Have to check with Ren... and apparently she's researching.

And the Unseelie you control would have to be kind of weak and low class. The equivalent of a commoner... you MAY be able to get in... like... once, if you made yourself look like a faerie, and went in with her... however, I'm not sure you'd want to. By the Unseelie Code you're allowed to have slaves, if it turns your crank... but the slave's families and friends are also allowed to introduce you to the business end of some fireballs if they so wish.

Of course... I just saw your edit in a new window, so if she's a kinky one, you might not have so much trouble. Again, she's low class, so she wouldn't be able to invite a non-fae in, only the higher ups can do that. You'd have to use metamorphisis to look like a faerie, then go in... then avoid being discovered as not being a faerie, lest some faeries figure it out and either call down the cavalry, or just kick you out on your ass... or both. Also... I wouldn't make too many new slaves. Even most of the commoners are going to be able to resist you to a POINT (not perfectly... you could still order them around, but they'd know a psioncist was in their heads, and may be able to say something [in the case of a particularily strong faerie], or tell people once the domination wore off... and you don't really want the unseelie hunting you). Plus, it'd kinda piss off Jareth when he finds out you have a faerie slave that isn't... you know... willing.

[IHateMakingNames]

I wasn't planning on taking any more faerie slaves, seeing as I already assumed most of those things you said, ans before I think you told me not to...

Edit - I just added this one in for something to bother Vlad...

Edit 2 - When a faerie glamours something, do they have to think about it much? And after a faerie leaves, will the glamour still be there? (Nothing big, just turning a rock into a fancy diamond or something)

Edit 3 - Could a vampire stay underwater for hours? Being undead, vampires wouldn't have to breath I assume (But do from mortal habit), so I would think that there is nothing from keeping a vampire from going underwater for hours.

[Krylo]

Depends on the strength of the faerie.

If they're weak, they have to concentrate to cast it (and the bigger the change is... like that table leg to sword, the harder it is), but once it's glamoured it's easy to maintain, but is a drain on their power and still requires some thought. So it would change back eventually.

If they're powerful it comes far more naturally and they barely have to think about glamouring anything (within reason)... although it'd still wear off eventually.



And Ren says (I asked her because she knows more about faeries than me):
The strength of Glamour and who can see through it depends on how powerful the caster is (like, your faerie glamours a rock into a piece of iron and throws it at another commoner, they'd probably get burned. Throw it at Jareth or Renesival, they still see and feel it as just a rock and don't get burnt), and powerful faeries can shred another's glamour, returning the object or person to normal.

[Ren]

And now, a summary of all that's happened so far:

Mage: AMULET! YAY!
Troll: Troll SMASH! RAR.
Mage: Blarg! I am dead!
Troll: NECKL-Urk! ...I do say! I think I shall go destroy some villages, eh?

Ogre: OGRE SMASH. RAR.
Ogre: Rar! ALL HOOMAN ARE BELONG TO US.
Ogre: OGRE GET ORC HELP!
Orc: RAR.

Jareth: I am so completely cool. I'm just gonna steal all your money.
Humans: You SUCK, Jareth!
Jareth: Oh, fine, here's a quarter.

Renesival: Sigh. It's so hard being a beautiful faerie queen.
Nephamael: Neph wants SEX.

Jormungand: Doo dee doo. Oh, look Ogres. I should probably tell my superiors about this. But not before some gratuitous orc killin'!

Jareth: Tee hee! I'm going to drug the Seelies! It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. I'm so clever.
Nephamael: I'm onto you, dumbass.

Zalbag: Hey, cool, Amulet. Hey, cool, FIRE.

Greg: I am horribly inept at inventing in a comical way! Oh no! Humans!
Humans: HUMANS SMASH GNOME! RAR.
Greg: Eat explosives, bitches!
*Boom!*
Humans: SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB!

Seelies: Teeeheeee...Duuuuude...I want some cheetos...
Nephamael: Ahem. Unseelie king bastard is here drugging your minions, my Queen.
Renesival: Okay, then. Round up a small army to capture him while I do a really cool spell in some language no one else can understand because I'm a BITCH like that. Also, Jareth sucks.
Nephamael: Indeed. He sucks ASS.
Renesival: Yeah! Stupid Unseelies.
Nephamael: Yeah, Unseelies suck!
Renesival: Because if it's one thing Unseelies do, it's suck ass.
Nephamael: Sucking ass may be the only thing Unseelies do well!
Renesival: In fact, they have +5/5 in ASS SUCKING.
Nephamael: Truly, my Q-
Everyone else: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
Renesival: Ahem. Anyway, Die, Jareth.

Vlad: Badadada, Big Pimpin', aww yeah.
Rovial: Mew.
Vlad: Whooooa. Hottie! Hey dude, who's the hottie?
Dude: Grunt. Not for sale.
Vlad: Whoa whoa whoa, now, sir. Sweet Daddy Vlad jus' wanna have a little talk with da lady, ya dig?
Dude: For some reason I do not understand, I'm gonna drag my hot wife and daughter out of the house for you.
Vlad: Hell yeah.
Hotties: *sob*
Vlad: How much? *Jedi Mind Trick*
Dude: Free.
Hotties: *SOB*
Vlad: Hell yeah, bitches! Hot lesbian action tonight!
Rovial: Meow. I am a tool.
Everyone else: OMGWTF?!?! Vlad, you SUCK.

Jormungand: Rollin' rollin' rollin'...Rawhiiiide!

Vlad: Chains, catthing! Make with the bondage!
Rovial: ...I hate you so much.
Hotties: *sniffsob*
Vlad: Hey, ladies, no need to be cryin'. Sweet Daddy Vlad reeeeaal good to his bizzatches. Hey, check dis out, I be mad sexy yo.
Hotties: Oh, okay.
Vlad: Yep. Biiiiiig pimpin'.

Greg: YAY! Got away from the humans! I'm fre-Oh shit.
Giant: Mmm. Squishies.

Jormungand: Huff...huff...News...of plotshaking importance! Orcs...Ogres...Huff...
Stalker: What's that, boy? Timmy fell down a well?! Oh no!
Jormungand: ...Fuck you. *Curls up*

Rovial: I'm still a tool, but I don't wanna be.
Vlad: FASTER, minion!
Rovial: ...Grr.

Jareth: Whoa, hottie! ...Wait...did she just say...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Renesival: ...
Jareth: HAHA...haha....ha....Anyway. Rowr, baby, wanna come home with dis ass?
Renesival: Oh you're an ass alright.

Zalbag: Yay! Necklace of +3 burn! Heehee!

Renesival: Bring in the iron!
Jareth: Hey, hey, wait a minute, I'm all into the BDSM scene and shit, but this is taking it a bit far...
Renesival: Die bitch.
Jareth: Eh, no. TELEPORT! ...... .... ....Well, shit. Uh, WIND GUST!
Guards: Whoosh! Blarg!
Nephamael: NEPH WANTS SE-No wait, er, Die bitch! You know, after having a lengthy, long winded discussion in which I insult you and make myself look really cool in front of da Queen.
Renesival: Dude, just shut the fuck up and kill him.

Greg: Noooooo! Must...run...must...YAY! Convienent town! I'm SAVED.

Jareth: Hey, aren't I cool? I just turned a table leg into a sword!
(Really cool DBZ-esque fight scene between Neph and Jareth ensues)
Nephamael: Urgh...I will...defeat you...for my power level is....1,000,000!
Jareth: Well mine's ELEVENTY BILLION! HAH!
Nephamael: Damnit!
Renesival: I don't think so, bitch. NET.
Jareth: Ow. Wall.
Renesival: You completely suck, Jareth, but just to be nice, I won't put you in iron.
Jareth: Nice. See ya later, suckerrrs! Jareth gettin' lucky tonight! HOOHAH!
Renesival: Here's your cell.
Jareth: Aww yeah, bab-Wait, cell?
Renesival: Enjoy the Hammock.
Jareth: Bitch. Oh well. I'm here because I want to be. Really. I am. I am totally not stuck here...nope...
Renesival: Fucking Unseelies.

-Fin-

[IHateMakingNames]

I like the parts with Vlad best...

Edit - If this RP also gets an Omake, Vlad will probably be the source of many of the omakes...

[Krylo]

That's better than about 90% of the FF Omake thingies... Someone get Mr. V in here to give it a viewtiful.

[Forever Zero]

I have a feeling if we have an omake thread, my guy will have a short attention span...

Zalbag: We must go an a quest to stop... ohh, shiney amulet...

Very nice Recap Ren. Definatly had me laughing.

Zalbag: Hey, cool, Amulet. Hey, cool, FIRE.

And I guess I need to get Zalbag doing more for better mocking material. I'm sure he will be a bit of a pyromaniac once he starts doing more...

Person: The door is locked, we need a key!
Zalbag: Flamethrower!
Person: That works too...
Zalbag: Ohh, people inside may be evil! Fireball! Flame Net! Wall of Fire! Napalm!! Nuke!!!
Person: Umm, you destroyed the room now... and it was only a curtain moving in the wind...
Zalbag: Maybe, but it sure burned nicely!

EDIT: It definatly deserves a Mr. V Viewtiful, but he usually comes on at about midnight, so that will be a while. I can give it a good ole Dezil Brilliant! However.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Rawhide!!!

[IHateMakingNames]

krylo is right... That is much better then all of the omakes for the FF RP (Only one that I can remember that is good was the Ripel Goes to Blue Mage hell one)


Renesival: Sigh. It's so hard being a beautiful faerie queen.
Nephamael: Neph wants SEX.

Zalbag: Hey, cool, Amulet. Hey, cool, FIRE.

Everyone else: OMGWTF?!?! Vlad, you SUCK.

Rovial: I'm still a tool, but I don't wanna be.
Vlad: FASTER, minion!
Rovial: ...Grr.


My favorite lines out of the entire thing...

Edited out, Jad's idea is better.

[Squishy Cheeks]

I picture more like a vampiric quagmire.

Vlad: Oooh Yeah!

[IHateMakingNames]

Oh... Even better.


Edit - Actual RP question that wasn't answered(For Ren). To enslave faerie's, does their name have to be said out loud, or do mental messages work?

[Krylo]

My favorite lines were:

Jareth: Ow. Wall.

Because that was hardly changed at all...

Seelies: Teeeheeee...Duuuuude...I want some cheetos...

and

Nephamael: Indeed. He sucks ASS.
Renesival: Yeah! Stupid Unseelies.
Nephamael: Yeah, Unseelies suck!
Renesival: Because if it's one thing Unseelies do, it's suck ass.
Nephamael: Sucking ass may be the only thing Unseelies do well!
Renesival: In fact, they have +5/5 in ASS SUCKING.


Oh, and of course everything that Vlad said... Big Daddy Vlad... brilliant.

[Truce]

NEPH WANTS SE-No wait, er, Die bitch! You know, after having a lengthy, long winded discussion in which I insult you and make myself look really cool in front of da Queen.
Dude, just shut the fuck up and kill him.

Heh, funny. Especially Neph', Renesival, and Jareth.

[IHateMakingNames]

This is the best Vlad line.

Vlad: Hey, ladies, no need to be cryin'. Sweet Daddy Vlad reeeeaal good to his bizzatches. Hey, check dis out, I be mad sexy yo.

[Ren]

IHMN - It can be mental. You just have to use their names and have them "hear" it.

[Squishy Cheeks]

and the last Jormungand part sould have gone more like this.

J: Ogres... orcs... army... whoooo! (Heavy breathing)
G: What's that? Timmy fell down the well? Dude you're really out of shape.
J: Fuck... You...!!! (Coils up)

[IHateMakingNames]

Yes, yes it should have. But I don't think Ren watches Red vs. Blue...

[Ren]

Actually, I have seen one episode.

[Krylo]

Have Fun: http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=2169

[Squishy Cheeks]

you need to see more.

[Ren]

you need to see more.

Yes indeedy.

[Forever Zero]

You can see 9, 10, 11, 24, and the first Public Service announcement they made right now because of the system for showing old movies, but whenever I download 11, it comes corrupted and won't work...

[IHateMakingNames]

You can download 20-24 as well, just click season 2...

And of course there is always Kazaa Lite (Or other inferior shareware programs) you can use to download the rest...

[Ren]

The one I saw was the message to Nasa- The most voyeuristic nerds ever. FEAR THE CLAW, BITCH.

[IHateMakingNames]

"I was taking a nap, then one of these things just rolled up and drilled a hole in my butt, then started taking pictures. That's not cool." - Church

PSA #6 was a great one...

[Krylo]

Gilarya Mirathnae Falunekir

For your information, Ren uses this language thing that's suppose to emulate faerie talk when she types stuff like that. It can be translated into english (and I have a program for that on my computer). Gilarya Mirathnae Falunekir translates directly into 'Gay Man Fuk'.

Also, that order is pretty much loophole proof, except you said she wouldn't move for the same amount of time she was quiet... and you moved her, but then you also said the time was the ride. So, it's kind of a conflict and up to interperation...

[IHateMakingNames]

... Ok, her name is changing first off.

And I did notice that, but she was moved by him, so I decided that it still kept his rules on.

[Krylo]

How about: Belisagol Sirliruthtin

That means big slut...

[IHateMakingNames]

Hm... Where if this translator you are using? I rather make it up myself... Just to make sure I'm not naming her something wierd (Though Big Slut fits perfectly)

[Ren]

How about: Belisagol Sirliruthtin

That means big slut...

Oh Pshhhh.

Vallirandae Belithagir Panismirpannar: Vlad Big Pimpin

At any rate, NO TRANSLATOR FOR YOU.

It's a complicated language based on syllables that's taken me weeks to learn, goddamnit.

[Krylo]

I can't remember the address. I just downloaded the translator and left... Ren would know. She actually memorized the language and uses slight variations of what the translator gives (it still works to make them english, though).

[Ren]

That's because the translator only uses one set of syllables when translating into the language. There are lots of different variations of syllables you can use.

[IHateMakingNames]

Because Ren won't give me the address to the translator (Seems like she might know where one is...), I just went with Big Slut... Vallirandae Belithagir Panismirpannar will be a name that Big Slut calls Vlad.

[Squishy Cheeks]

the myst will take a while so I'm going to chop it into segments, also I'm insanely busy this week. and I'm late on my rent.

[Truce]

Ren...do you happen to speak Drow? I had a translator that once translated english phrases into that, and this seems oddly Drowish.

[IHateMakingNames]

Ecurt, where did you find that translator?

[Squishy Cheeks]

Well Tolkein based his elvish on Sami/Lapp (Quenyan) and Welsh Gaelic (Sindarin)

[Truce]

Let me try to say it this way.

Ile Caranamnorlthe Rolethmuleshmurbokelhrsy.

"I cannot remember" is what I tried to say, but I'm probably way off.

[Ren]

Let me try to say it this way.

Ile Caranamnorlthe Rolethmuleshmurbokelhrsy.

"I cannot remember" is what I tried to say, but I'm probably way off.

Close. It does seem similar, but this is a Sylvan language, not Drowish. So no, I don't speak Drowish.

Yet.

[Squishy Cheeks]

HEY! You stole my signature.

[Ren]

HEY! You stole my signature.

You mean the sig you stole from Red vs. Blue PSA#6?

Why yes, yes I did.

[Squishy Cheeks]

it's not stealing if you cite your quote. Have you learned nothing in english classes. It's only stealing if you don't give due credit.

[IHateMakingNames]

And you stole the entire idea of RvB quotes from me.

Edit - Oh, and this to.

In lirastraunegulhil astritor yorothuth Rayevnel. In hurarthvayeld fayosuthnirdel al tayraealnarsatalinaltynorrun, alneldil anmay nirothwyn uthaysarithnirglin imtil.

[Ren]

And you stole the entire idea of RvB quotes from me.

Edit - Oh, and this to.

In lirastraunegulhil astritor yorothuth Rayevnel. In hurarthvayeld fayosuthnirdel al tayraealnarsatalinaltynorrun, alneldil anmay nirothwyn uthaysarithnirglin imtil.

Psh. Noob. I don't need a translator, bitch.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Not really It would have happened eventually I started matching my avatar to my sig a while back. Don't you remember the "Hey kid I'm a computer!" sig

[IHateMakingNames]

No, I do not remember that.

I do remember though that I started using RvB quotes before you made your avatar Sarge.

[Ren]

Istafal uthae unesileth artha tirranartnirsaltilarthalintirrae firossaran tirhaminsil, uthae rel gilarya.

[Squishy Cheeks]

can some one start post a translator or else I'm going to start spamming in latin and elvish.

[Krylo]

IHMN: I laugh at you Ren, I have found a translator and am using it now. (or something to that effect, I didn't bother retranslating to get the quote exact)

Ren: If u can read this, u r a gay.

...Guess I'm gay. Hmm... suddenly Vlad's picture is starting to look good.

Edit: She changed it to, "If u use a translator on this u r gay" Still applies to me.

Edit2: And give the translator to whomever you want... so long as they don't mind being gay after translating Ren's text. Oh the mystical forces of the translator...

[IHateMakingNames]

http://www.lavendise.com/eldanar/

Download the first one.

[Ren]

Yep, that's the language I use. Eldanar. Although I learned from the Tutorial thingie.

[Forever Zero]

Spam away in latin Jad, I've got a Latin translater. And I'm not into learning fantasy languages, but I guess I'm going to need to grab a translater at this rate...

[IHateMakingNames]

Huh, I didn't even notice that...

Edit -

After reading the tutorial, it's not that hard to understand.

[Ren]

No, no it's not. But memorizing all those syllables is ALMOST as bad as Kanji.

[IHateMakingNames]

Not even going to try and memorize those. Just going to keep the translator and bookmarking the site.

[Truce]

Pssh. I no use translator.

Then again I can't understand it either.

Still, I am going to use the tuturial. It's a bother to read and learn from, but I would prefer to use Eldanar without being connected to a site/translator.

[IHateMakingNames]

Because who knows when you'll need to be able to speak Eldanar in the real world...

[Krylo]

Exactly IHMN... I mean, just the other day some guy came up to me and said: "Isti'lonlir gilistivenev yisothuthae toreldnor ministilonlonisaornar dayonlirlorartraysata tinos tayrelastranaystarlaearttynesta tynhalinasata."

I lost big because I didn't use the tutorial.

[IHateMakingNames]

It's not so much of a turtorial as it is a list of things to memorize...

And foolish krylo... If it were Ren, she would be rich now.

Edit - When can we expect some plot advancement?

[Forever Zero]

Personally between the omake and the discussion, I've almost forgotten about the actual RP... j/k. I'll post something new for my guy later.

[Krylo]

Hah... yah, after FZ does a little more stuff, and Jad gets the info to the HQ, I'll do something with the ogre/orc armies, and work on some new stuff with Jareth and Ren (which is more leading up to plot advancement than full out advancement, but yah).

I'd also like Biran to post something... seeming as the next thing I do will be the next day in the RP.

[Ren]

You guys are forgetting the practical uses of learning a fantasy language.

Like scaring the shit out of people.

[IHateMakingNames]

To bad my two advertisements didn't get a single person to sign up...

Edit - Ecurt doesn't have to post... He's stuck in a small room with a group of large, muscular men.

[Krylo]

I think maybe I made it a bit TOO in-depth with the information, and people are being lazy about reading it all...

[IHateMakingNames]

I could easily simplify it...


"Faeries enslave humans, humans find iron, faeries and fae run away and make their own worlds. God of destruction gets banished somewhere in there"
"Pick one of these races in this big list, then look up in one of the races attachments"
"Do not look at the info, you can't be a mage or pscionic anyway"
"You can have fighting magic, but no real magic"
"Make bio."

[Krylo]

Edit - Ecurt doesn't have to post... He's stuck in a small room with a group of large, muscular men.
Didn't he say he wasn't comfortable doing that kind of rp?


Anyway... yah, that's a pretty good simplification. But then, I'm long-winded and you, well, aren't.

[IHateMakingNames]

I can be... My two post in the RP are longer then any of yours... (Of course, you and Ren are taking turns...)

But short is much easier.

And that is why any simple questions should be directed to me for an easy answer, then you will post a minute later with the longer answer...

[Dante]

I'm not involved in this RP... but when I heard "kanji" I couldn't resist...

Xiaohaizi men, bie zai zhenglun le...

[Krylo]

You, however, SHOULD be involved in this rp.

Also, I recognize part of that as meaning little... and the rest is lost on me.

I can be... My two post in the RP are longer then any of yours... (Of course, you and Ren are taking turns...) True... I tend to have a set length, more or less. Once I do enough stuff I like to quit and give someone else a chance, but I always try to bulk my posts up to a certain point as well... using description, thoughts, etc. (although a lot of the time, I just use the thoughts because they're amusing).

And that is why any simple questions should be directed to me for an easy answer, then you will post a minute later with the longer answer...
...Most likely.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Apricipictura et Multisocietas Fabulapictura estis Interfectire meum.

Calequentale ar linnosse lumenyaare toi terhatinye

[Dante]

You, however, SHOULD be involved in this rp.


I'll be flying off to Thailand the week after next. I won't be able to contribute meaningfully. I hate my life. I demand pornography as compensation. My hamster has locusts. IT'S A TRICK! GRAB AN AXE!

I need a life. Know where I can d/l one of those?


Also, I recognize part of that as meaning little... and the rest is lost on me.



Translated: "Children, children, please stop arguing..."

[Squishy Cheeks]

My hovercraft is full of eels

[Krylo]

Blast... that's what I get for trying to translate according to just the beginning four letters of a word (xiao).

And, yes... I know you're flying off again. Which is bad... but no pornography for you! Well, unless Ren feels like drawing some.

[IHateMakingNames]

Or posing...

[Ren]

Or both.


...Wait.

And yes, I've drawn porn. Lesbian only though.

[Krylo]

Or posing...
She only does that for me... and I'm not sharing. I'm a greedy bastard.

[IHateMakingNames]

Can we see some examples (Of both)?

... For artistic purposes of course.

[Dante]

Or both.


...Wait.

And yes, I've drawn porn. Lesbian only though.

Lesbians are good... We like lesbians... COOCHIES FOREVER!

*Starts running around like a headless chicken*

[Forever Zero]

Complicated RP isn't a huge detracter. I'm not sure why people don't want to sign up honestly. In my Shadowrun RP, I had just as much, if not more info, but I still got a group of people to join, some hardcore Shadowrun nuts, and some average RPers. Actually... A bunch of people that joined that joined this...

Yes, this is old, I had other stuff to do and only got this post half way done before I got distacted.

EDIT: I need to look back, wtf did I miss...

EDIT2: Ahh, I see what I missed...

[IHateMakingNames]

The regulars we are missing are Celes and Mr. V and batgirl and SS...

The newer, non stupid people we are missing are Bite and Psi (If he would stop that damn *action*talking*actions* thing...)

[Forever Zero]

The newer, non stupid people we are missing are Bite and Psi (If he would stop that damn *action*talking*actions* thing...)

Yeah, what's with that? How hard is it to look at how 99% of the posts are done, and try to base them somewhat off of that so people aren't going, "Wtf did he just do?"

And why haven't Celes, Mr. V, or batgirl joined? And what ever happened to BM? or LWM?

EDIT: And was leaving off SS intentional or not?

[Ren]

Heads up!

http://www.pteraphilia.com/hotlesbianaction.gif

[IHateMakingNames]

I thought you said you drew lesbians...

[Krylo]

SS saw it, but didn't want to join because he thinks it's based on that book thing...

I suppose someone could PM them, if you're really curious as to why they haven't joined (plus we could use them).

[Dante]

LWM fell off the radar about a month back. I ahven't even seen her on MSN. Celes... I dunno. Mr. V... I dunno either. batgirl... she's kinda new, or maybe she's not interested.

BM apparently got grounded a few weeks back.

I didn't join because of obvious reasons.

[IHateMakingNames]

I will I guess...

I want a real lesbian picture for doing so though...

Edit - New thread?

Edit 2 - Pmed all but Psi asking why they no join.

[Forever Zero]

I knew why you couldn't join Dante. That sucks being sent back out so soon. The only other person I would have mentioned was Raiden, but I know why he isn't here as well. And batgirl RPed back at the old TWC 8-Bit forum so she's not that new, but she doesn't do a ton of RPs so I don't know. I remember SS now, going on about that book...