Thought I'd ask permission

[Ex. 68471]

I just had a good(in my opinion) idea.

I am going to start a diary. But not just any diary.

The Diary of an Asshole.

I am going to create an account and totally go asshole on anyone and everyone possible. I will post a topic in the Spam forum(I believe that would be where it goes.) warning everyone of my "asshole" account. I have been under a lot of stress lately, and I just hauled off on this friend at school and got him ticked. And it felt DAMN good. I will do anything and everything possible to totally piss people off(Hence me making another account.)

But, before I do this, I thought I would do the smart thing and ask first so I don't get IP banned(for I still like this forum, and I want to be able to come back later. Also, whenever I am pissed, I'll have a fallback account to vent in:p .)

[FenrisWolf]

1, there is no spam forum.

2, We don't tolerate flaming. Ever.

[Major Blood]

Besides, there's allready a place (http://gaiaonline.com/) where people do that.

[Fifthfiend]

Yeah um... don't do that.

[Ex. 68471]

1. Whoops. Well, I meant "Off-Topic." Hey, I was eating a donut! Gimme some slack!

2. I don't mean flaming. I mean just pissing them off without directly insulting them. Or insulting people in such a way that they realize that they are getting insulted, they just don't know how. Trust me, I am an expert in both(Also, it helps that my father is a self-confessed asshole. You wouldn't believe what I learned from him.).

But, if I am outright forbidden from doing it by anyone, let alone someone who has mod powers such as you, I will not do it, no matter how many people tell me to do it. I mean, in RL people tell me all the time how polite I am(No, seriously! I don't lie... often.), and on this one MMORPG I made a so-called "asshole account" just to see how proficient it was. And even the guys I played with most often couldn't realize it was me. I just never did it on a forum before, and I have looked at many "asshole last stands" such as Otaku and GWKCB.

But, as I said, I will give it up if told.

EDIT: Whoops. Ninja'd. Too long a post, methinks. Anyway, idea forgotten.

[FenrisWolf]

Last I checked, EDIT(deliberately) being an asshole is flaming. It really is a bad idea. Go to Gaia, do it there, just not here.

[Ex. 68471]

Okay, don't worry I won't do it. I just thought that I should check first, and I just wanted simple yes or no. Thank you for justifying yourself; I like having reasons when people say I shouldn't do things.

I will repeat: I will not do this.

Please lock now.

[shiney]

Okay, idiot.

(Did I do well? Wait...)