new pick up lines for bm

[bmsucksfighterrules]

i got one for bm whenever he tries to pick up white mage:

Hey you and me are mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel. lol:) :( :eek: :sweatdrop

[happy_turtle]

Wasn't that a lyric from a really bad Eminem song?

[Dark Seraphim]

No. It was a godawful song by another group.

[Lord Kibble]

It's from a song by the Bloodhound Gang, and all of their songs are godawful. That's sort of the point. ;)

Oh yeah, and as for a pickup line, here's one of my favorites:

"Hey babe, the word of the day is 'legs'. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word."

[happy_turtle]

Now that is something I would expect BM to say.

[Nayno]

My favorite is "I wanna be your derivative so I can be tangent to your curves." I'm a nerd. :D

[Meister]

Isn't this just a "post bad pick-up lines" thread barely classifying as non-spam?