#700.1: "Corneria's Kick Ass Newspaper"

[Kurosen]

I know it's a cop out, but it's a great cop out.

[Zulgaines]

Vote Sulk!

[BlackBelt McMonk]

Did I read that tiny print correctly? Is Onion Kid standing trial for murdering his foster parents? :confused: Ah well. ...I want a subscription to Corneria's Kick Ass Newspaper now.

[Regulus Tera]

So now they are going to make Witch/Dragon intercourse legal? Those goddamn hippies have their hands everywhere! Our schools, our governments, our crotches!! Damn them, I says, DAMN THEM!!!

[Martamania]

The quote should have totally been, "Another had his spine removed through the rectum." Awesome filler.

[Dark Seraphim]

So now they are going to make Witch/Dragon intercourse legal?


No, just marriage. Presumably witch/dragongodking sex is allowed. I'm gonna shower now.

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Is the thing next to world energy a Transformer thing?

[Mysterio400]

Steve needs to get in and take that Prontera rubble.

[Tiako]

It's about time someone did something about the store owners selling for more than they paid for.

Also, who does the universe enjoy taunting the most, BM or The Onion Kid?

[Major Blood]

Nice Arlia, very nice.

[Schleppy]

It's about time someone did something about the store owners selling for more than they paid for.

Also, who does the universe enjoy taunting the most, BM or The Onion Kid?
Onion Kid, because he's taunted specifically by BM.

And that's just sad.

[BTC]

i never would have pegged sulk as a politician.

[dark butterfree]

so it's been about 6 months since the Prontera incident?
It felt more like four years. funny how time plays tricks on you like that.

and who the hell is Rex Crockett?

[Flarecobra]

Heh, it's amusing that they didn't care about the Fairy Smuggling that was going on out in the desert. And I'm surprised I didn't see a advertisement from Ackbar or Thief in there. Or the Magic Shop Guy.

[PraetorZorak]

World Energy Supply Threatened. The icon is Priceless.

[Aidan305]

and who the hell is Rex Crockett?
Isn't it obvious?

Rex Crockett...is the real name of the onion kid!

Which means he's now officially a named NPC! (If he gets found innocent and is allowed to join them of course.)

[Dark Seraphim]

"He wouldn't be a suspect if he was innocent". Evidently Steve has been busy in the Cornerian legal system, as well.

[Nanahara715]

So, I'm liking the newspaper. It's 700.1. Could a 700.2 be following, with page two of the newspaper? Could we have a series? Oooh, the possibilities.
*sudden urge to reread number 160ish, with the demon and prontera.*
Heh... Pjoe.

[PraetorZorak]

Innocent? He'll be found guilty and sentenced to dozens of community service situations in which he'll be near/cleaning up after Black Mage.

[Dark Seraphim]

No. The guards would be the ones caring for him. Ergo, they'll eventually meet a Black Magey death. Duh! :rolleyes:

[Nayno]

Hey, conspiracy theorists... I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the bit in the top-left corner... you know, "Foreclosed Property, contact Garland"?

What does this mean for the Dark Warriors? And who might move into the Temple of Fiends? Very interesting...

When I saw #700.1, I thought I was going to be disappointed... but alas, it is yet another outstanding comic. Very much of teh funnies.

EDIT: Oh, I guess it's a fancomic, so I guess we should take the information with a grain of salt.

[The Wandering God]

Is there a higher res version that could be obtained somehow? That would be very nice.

Oh, and I approve of this brief interlude. Not that it actually matters :D

The Wandering God

[bass_virus]

It's a filler but it's a good filler, I especially loved the explaination on how BM killed the NPC's and that Onion Kid is being put on trial for murdering his Foster Parents. You got to admint that was bound to happen, every time he finds a new family they end up dead.

Huh about half teh problems in that newspaper were caused by the Light Warriors, Onion Kid's foster parents dieing, NPC's dieing, the radio tower being demolished, and Dwarf Land engineers being eviserated.

[MetalPsycho]

Dear god.

Every tree that died in the making of this newspaper DID NOT DIE IN VAIN!

Truly an inspiration to us all.

...So yea this is fuggin awsome and such.

[willyolio]

oh my god onion kid has a name!

[Flarecobra]

What are you talking about? Press nickname, perhaps, but the Red Onion Kid is always known as the Red Onion Kid here.

[The Thrower of ICBMs]

Onion Kid just can't catch a break... But how drunk (high on magic potion?) would a judge and jury have to be to convict him? There's plenty of proof that would exonerate him outright...

And NPCs are... what, a free trade org?

[YF-23]

Onion Kid just can't catch a break... But how drunk (high on magic potion?) would a judge and jury have to be to convict him? There's plenty of proof that would exonerate him outright...

The judge may be King Steve... The jury too...

[Arlia Janet]

I can post a transcript if anyone wants it.

Brian, you are awesome.

[The Wandering God]

I want a higher def version if possible please.

If not, a transcript is fine too.

The Wandering God

EDIT: Thanks

[Arlia Janet]

Ask and ye shall receive. (http://imgfly.com/files/270506_030638/hires.jpg)

[YF-23]

Ask and ye shall receive. (http://imgfly.com/files/270506_030638/hires.jpg)
Thank you so, so much!

I guess we all know what the radio tower thing is about. :p

[BigGator5]

So the question we are all asking Brian, is this cannon or what?

[Tiako]

*sudden urge to reread number 160ish, with the demon and prontera.*
That's insane. The comic number is 165 (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=020624), although he didn't destroy Prontera until 166.

[blackmagerocks]

i think this is a pretty good recap of recent events

btw, isnt the sulk supposed to be purple?

[NorthDragoon]

Steve needs to get in and take that Prontera rubble.

I wonder if destruction of towns, castles, monster lairs, etc. is how King Steve gets his wardrobe? This is giving him the benefit of the doubt of course, I suppose he could still get his shoes from Baby-shoes 'R' Us... *shudder*

[greed]

So the question we are all asking Brian, is this cannon or what?

No this is Cannon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannon).

But I too wonder about it's canonicity, cause if so, we now know OK's full name, and thus he joins Fighter and BM as the only fully named recurring characters.

[Tiako]

But I too wonder about it's canonicity, cause if so, we now know OK's full name, and thus he joins Fighter and BM as the only fully named recurring characters.
Well, Theif takes the name of his clan, and Red Mage's last name is Statskowski.

[Seran]

I vote Left-Hand Man Gary!

First they talk of the murder of NPCs, then they babble about NPC rights? Huh. Politics can be so weird.

[powermast56]

:whee: Hilarious! If only newspapers were really this awesome. ^_^

[happy_turtle]

It has been a long time since a I last posted but when I read this comic I just had to say something. My only question is where is the so called "radio tower thing". Is it in the article about the NPC'S? I havn't seen it.

[Arlia Janet]

It has been a long time since a I last posted but when I read this comic I just had to say something. My only question is where is the so called "radio tower thing". Is it in the article about the NPC'S? I havn't seen it.

Interestingly enough, it was 100 episodes ago (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050917).

[happy_turtle]

Well then how are we talking about in it this forum? It wasn't even mentioned in the paper. I am so confused.

[Miniace2009]

It won't show up for me
:(

[Nayno]

Well then how are we talking about in it this forum? It wasn't even mentioned in the paper. I am so confused.

Actually, it is in the paper, and actually, it is in the article about the NPCs. The article says that radio tower was recently attacked by an aircraft (the light warriors' airship), possibly because it was broadcasting NPC propaganda.

[The Wandering God]

Ironically enough, it was exactly Comic 600 (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050917) in which it made it's appearance.

The Wandering God

[Meister]

Folks, seeing as this comic wasn't written by Brian, there's a high chance it is, in fact, non-canon. In any case I'd like to see people wait for some sort of confirmation before editing any encyclopedia articles, for example. Guest comics are pretty much fan-fic, after all, and if that were canon, every single fictional character in history would be officially a polysexual furry.

[Madmartigan]

Well... it could be canon, considering that we're "ugly" if we don't like it. XD Ooh... It's been some time since I last posted, but I'll talk anyway. In lihg of this comic, I'm pretty appeased by the fact that there are other people who'll do the comic for Brian if he needs it or grants it. Ah... and my vote is for Gary. Ciao ^_^

[happy_turtle]

Actually, it is in the paper, and actually, it is in the article about the NPCs. The article says that radio tower was recently attacked by an aircraft (the light warriors' airship), possibly because it was broadcasting NPC propaganda.

O...I didn't see it. My bad.

[Ketsueki]

We need to get these on an at least semi-regular basis. Corneria's Kick Ass Newspaper is awesome. And I vote for Gary.

[w0rf]

The resurrection of the OK running gag was freaking brilliant. My pointy hat with the crescent moon goes off to you.

[Quirriff`]

Only 3 Months since the destruction of Provokia?

[YF-23]

Pravoka wasn't destroyed, Pontera was.