#699: "I could show you my 'sketches'."

[Kurosen]

Dammit, Black Mage. Is it that hard to go three minutes without an atrocity?

[Burkion]

"Oh, RIGHT the Murders...".


Hammah time.

[Swiftbow]

But see, White Mage should see now why it is she should get together with Black Mage. That way, she can heal everybody he murders ;)

[Nucleus]

Either the dumbest few moments of either character, or my memory is failing.

Good work, Clevinger!

[The Wandering God]

It seems that WM is perpetually willing to give BM another chance.

And BM perpetually fucks it up.

I'd say that person is pretty dead. Definitely dead. So very dead. As dead as a Black Belt (who is dead and isn't coming back). Decapitated to death.

The Wandering God

[talse]

quite amusing, and the protomen do sound quite sexy.

[Sam_Drugbringer]

I dunno. WM may be able to reatach a head. The only people she coulden't heal so far was BB who was in hundreds of peices and BB AGAIN when he was missing part of his head.

Anyway, man is he stupid. I guess he ignores that little voice that tells him when he's acting like an idiot along with his other inner selves.

[MetalPsycho]

Once again, BM falls flat on his face after comming SO CLOSE to actually impressing White Mage.

"Or whatever it is non-psychopaths do all day".

Dear lord, I want to make love to that line.

[Nucleus]

Anyway, man is he stupid. I guess he ignores that little voice that tells him when he's acting like an idiot along with his other inner selves. Especially when White Mage is stimulating his... imagination.

[Black Sword]

*shakes head* The universe exists to hurt BM. This can't end well. The sad part is how close he came to at least getting to first base with WM.

[Major Blood]

It seems that WM is perpetually willing to give BM another chance.

And BM perpetually fucks it up.

Technically, BM commited the murders before WM gave him another chance so he really didn't fuck up.

Which is suprised me to say the least.

[Chrismith]

Technically, BM commited the murders before WM gave him another chance so he really didn't fuck up.

Well, leading WM into the room where he stashed the bodies could be considered a fuck-up. If he had taken her to a nice coffee shop or something, everything probably would have been fine for, say, at least another ten seconds.

[Piedmon Sama]

I don't think he was that close to getting to first base in anycase....

[Halo2994]

BM killing people has got to be one of the best parts of this comic.

somethings never change

-halo

[Gadgeteer]

Personally, I hope BM keeps up with this whole art-ruse thing. I can just smell the funny.

[Dasherion]

"no, this is just what I wear now."
poor black mage, everybody makes fun of him. He'd better kill them all

Have you also noticed that BM never, ever wants to hurt WM? It doesnt even reach his thoughts, while almost everytime WM smacks a hammer to his head. He just twists it to something like: "She loves me. yeah. Totally".
Now who's the more violent one :)

[BetaRuler]

kinda insane how he almost tricked her in the first place! I know shes very forgiving at times and very kind but there must be some limit to how much she can trust some one!

[Invisible Queen]

Er, I don't see any suggestion she's falling for him in any way. She pities his clothes and gives his "art" explanation the benefit of the doubt, yeah, but some of you folks seem convinced she was about to follow him home; that I don't get.

Meanwhile, I'm curious why the blood only covers the outside of the door? I had the impression most of it kinda seeped through from the inside. Seeing as none of it touches the wall surrounding the door. And the bloody bodies are stacked so tight they start falling out when he opens the door. Is it one of those teflon-coated doors maybe?

[Dasherion]

He must have killed them and drained their blood before stuffing them in a blue door down a random alley. which is kinda impressive because FF-people are bleeders, if you remember BB. Or that was just BB.

[Seran]

The last part got me. I wonder though -- where did Black Mage come up with the idea of art? I mean, he's usually not an art person...unless one was thinking art in terms of the art of black magicks or so. He probably just got the inspiration from the blood on a door. Now, for the decapitated head...well...it'd be obvious.

On a side note, my hand and foot are dying.

[Tiako]

BM's never going to get a rest about his clothes, is he?

[Quickman X]

Dammit, Black Mage. Is it that hard to go three minutes without an atrocity?
Yes.
BM's never going to get a rest about his clothes, is he?
No.

Poor Black Mage. He fails at life.
...where are the others during this exchange?

[The Champion]

Good old idiotic Black Mage, his lie was so clever that he fell for it.

He hasn't completly lost yet, he still may be able to convince White Mage that the head and the other dead bodies are realistic statues and once again say murder was metaphorical.

But knowing him no matter what he does he'll mess it up and make things even worse.

[BlackBelt McMonk]

Maybe I've just gotten used to it after about 50-ish comics with him in the clothes, but I really don't think BM's clothes are that hilarious anymore. I mean, yeah, maybe it's not as good as his outfit pre-CC, but I don't see why White Mage would need to pity him over it...

[bass_virus]

he... he would have got away with it, but he totally fucked it up. Black Mage actually deserves the ass beating he's about to get.

[Tiako]

I just realized, WM isn't all that much smarter than Fighter, is she?

[Piedmon Sama]

There's willfull, "look for the best in everyone" ignorance, and then there's "I'm a helper!" ignornace....

[catlover20410]

1: I miss the 'smart' BM who actually made an ATTEMPT to lie to WM to get her to fall in love with him instead of randomly spewing things that will get his reproductive organs introduced to her hammer.

And he's back! Yay!

[Tiako]

There's willfull, "look for the best in everyone" ignorance, and then there's "I'm a helper!" ignornace....
Point. That's a good point.

[Dark Seraphim]

Dammit, Black Mage. Is it that hard to go three minutes without an atrocity?

Actually, wasn't that a prior atrocity? So even if the mage dialouge took under three minutes, he went without commiting a crime against humanity.

[Mac]

Actually, wasn't that a prior atrocity? So even if the mage dialouge took under three minutes, he went without commiting a crime against humanity.

Everytime BM t6alks, it's a crime againts humanity.

[Jared Todd]

The last part got me. I wonder though -- where did Black Mage come up with the idea of art? I mean, he's usually not an art person...unless one was thinking art in terms of the art of black magicks or so. He probably just got the inspiration from the blood on a door. Now, for the decapitated head...well...it'd be obvious.

On a side note, my hand and foot are dying.

I'm guessing "Black Mage", a.k.a., Kurosen, a.k.a., Brain.. had a lot of people seeing the hand marks and going "wtf? did he do that to make some kind of sacrifice, or did he do it to count how many people he killed?" and Brian probably went "it could be art.". I bet you any money that isn't larger than .0$. ANY money not larger than .0$.

Good old idiotic Black Mage, his lie was so clever that he fell for it.

He hasn't completly lost yet, he still may be able to convince White Mage that the head and the other dead bodies are realistic statues and once again say murder was metaphorical.

Then WM'll poke it, and blood'll spew out all over her face!

[PCD]

I really feel that the title for this thread should be either "No, this is just what I wear now," Or "Oh. I'm sorry to hear that." I personally never had a problem with BM's new threads, but for some reason it makes me incredibly happy when people make fun of him for it.

Also, I keep forgetting how dumb WM can be. It's a bit disheartening to be remineded that no one is free from extreme moronitude. But I still love it.

But really, I'm just looking forward to the new 7 that'll be added to the numbers on Thursday. Jeez, that was the fasted 100 comics in the universe.

[MetalPsycho]

Maybe she actually believed him? Maybe she's gullable?

[Lazarus Plus]

I think maybe WM has something perhaps more than a mere hammer blow in store for BM this time around. But we will just have to wait and see...

[Waylander]

I realise that this is about 100 comics too late but what you guys were saying reminded me.

Black mage is a massive screw-up right?
Well if hes so much of a screw-up how did he manage to write that note in this episode (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=041202)?
Is that what BM really thinks like and like he says when he tries to say it he is just a massive screw-up? Or was he just manipulating WM at the time, even though he tries to deny the note until she says she liked it.

Cos in the latest he's actually managing to cover it up. Admittedly badly but nowhere near as badly as in the past. Was the class change this big to affect his brain to make one iota of sense

[death_trooper]

As starnge as it may seem, BM is in fact human, or part human
so in there, deep, deep, deep inside his soul MUST be a speck of an emotion called compasion
sometimes it escapes and he does something nice
problem is, it escapes once every blue moon
so it's gonna be a while before BM does something nice again

[Miniace2009]

As starnge as it may seem, BM is in fact human, or part human
so in there, deep, deep, deep inside his soul MUST be a speck of an emotion called compasion
sometimes it escapes and he does something nice
problem is, it escapes once every blue moon
so it's gonna be a while before BM does something nice again
Remember the note?
Yeah, I think thats why everythings so messed up now. It's because he was NICE for once......