#696: "We're saved!"

[Kurosen]

Sorry about the ten minute delay, darn thing's been acting up.

[greed]

So did the Lite Warriors die? Heh their pain never ends.

[BTC]

wow fighter inflicting horrable pain, on the innocent(ish) no less, and showing no remorse. is it possable that bm is twisting his mind?

[Dark Seraphim]

So did the Lite Warriors die? Heh their pain never ends.

If they did die, I'd say it ended. Poor Lite Warriors...

wow fighter inflicting horrable pain, on the innocent(ish) no less, and showing no remorse. is it possable that bm is twisting his mind

No. BM knows when he does it.

[The Thrower of ICBMs]

wow fighter inflicting horrable pain, on the innocent(ish) no less, and showing no remorse. is it possable that bm is twisting his mind?

Knowing what we do of him, he probably hasn't made the connection that "loud popping noise" + "screams" = "Minor characters' pain/death". Did we ever see that he's as good at math as he is tearin' the laws of physics into little Chaos Orb-sized pieces?

[Burkion]

What's ironic is that I just brought up the Lite Warriors in another thread...

[The Thrower of ICBMs]

What's ironic is that I just brought up the Lite Warriors in another thread...

...And now here they are, apparently meeting a great deal of pain.

So I'm curious. Did you also bring up Black Belt at one point, or did the God o' Coincidence & Irony (looks like Craig Charles) just decide to jump on this chance?

[Norvilion]

Im not entirely sure those were the same lite warriors. Notice the fact that the sky was blue and there were clouds, indicating an atmosphere. Last we heard they were headed to the moon to meet up with RM's (too) perfect creation or something.

My vote is that the folded portable hole sent the supplies into some alternate universe, saving a stranded set of lite warriors

...before promptly destroying that universe and all life within it. Oops

[catlover20410]

It has been FAR too long since we saw those guys.

This proves the "Everybody in 8-bit gets a class change too" theorists, who I believe exist despite lack of evidence, wrong.

Fighter, you seriously screwed up.

:fighter:No, I folded down.

[Kurosen]

As I had this comic planned since May 6th, when I was putting together last week's comics prior to E3, it's one of them weirdo coinkydinks.

Im not entirely sure those were the same lite warriors. Notice te4h fact that teh sky was blue and there were clouds, indicating an atmosphere. Last we heard they were headed to the moon to meet up with RM's (too) perfect creation or something.

You're confusing your Lite Warriors (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050412) for Other Warriors (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050825).

[Vaij]

This is why these powerful magical tools should be kept out of Light(bulb) Warrior hands.

[Norvilion]

You're confusing your Lite Warriors (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050412) for Other Warriors (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050825).

So it seems... righto! Thought I was onto something too, good ole cross-reality travel and stuff.

EDIT: Blah, when will I learn to type...

[The Thrower of ICBMs]

So it seems... righto! Though I was onto something too, good ole crossreality travel and stuff.

How much longer, I wonder, until Fighter manages to surpass Physics entirely and start breakin' crossreality?

I say within 30 comics.

[Lord Kibble]

Yes! Seeing the Lite Warriors again has just made my day. All that's left to say is...

Dammit, Barry!

[Quickman X]

Yes! Seeing the Lite Warriors again has just made my day. All that's left to say is...

Dammit, Barry!
I was expectin' that. Surprised when it didn't happen, though. No mention whatsoever of Barry.

[The Wandering God]

I don't think the Lite Warriors are dead. Why? Too sudden, and off camera. Besides, it means they can show up again later.

And I must admit, I don't quite understand the point that Thief is trying to make. I guess we'll see in the next comc.

The Wandering God

[BetaRuler]

Well Fighter just pwned RM's world of logic there and then! Probably not the first or last time that'll happen either!

Meanwhile HEY Light warriors! Things are looking up for you! (yeah that was a pretty sucky pun)

[Burkion]

As I had this comic planned since May 6th, when I was putting together last week's comics prior to E3, it's one of them weirdo coinkydinks.


This is the second time this has happend too...odd.

[Invisible Queen]

Can we call the "Lite warriors" "Diet warriors" instead? I hate the spelling of "ight" as "ite". :(

[Charm]

sorry to seem thick.. but who is Fighter talking to in the first and middle 3 panels? The person looks like a red ninja of sorts.

:confused:

[Seran]

Nyooo...! Why them? Why? Damn you, coincidences...!

...I like Barry. It's...a feeling. I like him. Well, now that they're out of the picture, where are the Light Warriors gonna go next?

[Sky Warrior Bob]

Can we call the "Lite warriors" "Diet warriors" instead? I hate the spelling of "ight" as "ite". :(

No, we can't. Diet Warriors has been already been copyrighted by Pepsi, in preparation for Cola War XVI: The Armageddon.

And if you *REALLY* hate typing Lite, call them Barry's Brigade. Or some other inventive nomaclature. I'm sure everyone will get it, and you can refrain from calling them the Lite Warriors.

SWB

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

sorry to seem thick.. but who is Fighter talking to in the first and middle 3 panels? The person looks like a red ninja of sorts.

:confused:
That isn't Fighter. Not the Fighter, at least. He's Bizarro Fighter of Barry's Lite Brigade Warrior Squad!

And, really, that's no ninja either. After all, what kind of ninja wears bright red? (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060124)

[Trixbeat]

I'm pretty sure the law ninjas wore bright red. Thief just preferred not to wear bright red.
Meanwhile, in a pocket dimension within a singularity: Damnit, Barry!
At least they got the supplies. Sort of.

[Ryong]

Well, this proves that Fighter is so stupid he can do anything because he doesn't notice how impossible it is.

[CallmePrismatic]

Well, this proves that Fighter is so stupid he can do anything because he doesn't notice how impossible it is.
That was actually Black Belt's M.O. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040911)

Fighter seems to be more inclined to acknowledge that something shouldn't be possible and then set about doing it anyway. He did say that it was hard to collapse the hole so we know he worked on it, he's just naive enough to think that all the noise and squishies were normal side effects of the process.

[Dark Assassin]

Alas, the other light warriors, we knew them well. Stuck in a pocket dimension without the clever, yet somehow stupid "Army of us" plan. This is odd though. I'd think they'd have died of the cold, or starved while living in the hollowed out cavity of one of their comrades' corpses.

Fighter, you've done it again. First you invent sword-chucks, you pilot the airship without any fuel or any clue what you're doing, and you fold a portable hole onto itself.

So Thief's setting the airsub on fire as a ruse was a semi-lie. Do I detect a desire to rid ones' self of his comrades?

[Buddha Fett]

Poor Barry's Brigade, they can never win, can they?

[bass_virus]

Wow something good actually happened to the real LW's... even if it was only for a minute before they entered horrible pain. But still those guys get skrewed more that BM.

[Ryong]

That was actually Black Belt's M.O. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040911)

Fighter seems to be more inclined to acknowledge that something shouldn't be possible and then set about doing it anyway. He did say that it was hard to collapse the hole so we know he worked on it, he's just naive enough to think that all the noise and squishies were normal side effects of the process.

Maybe BB is causing some influence on Fighter from the "spirit realm"?Or maybe, with Fighter's class change, he realized BB's ability to do that?At least a lot since it's an infinitely long way from impossible to insanely hard.

[PCD]

*Grins* I am SO confused. Mainly by that last bit with the airship insurance fraud ruse lie. But it's still so very amusing.
It's interesting to see the Lite Warriors say something besides "Barry sucks." I'm not sure what exactly makes these lines different, but I feel like they have a fraction more character now. Even though they don't.

[rodent347]

What happened to the Lite Warriors? People seem to think they were swallowed into a singularity, but it seems to me that the hole fell on Knight, hence the blood and screams.

[Perfideus]

Well, now I know why Black Belt died:

1) Fighter has his personality,
2) Thief has his combat skills,
3) Barry's Brigade needed the abbreviation.

Bye, BB!

[Sky Warrior Bob]

What happened to the Lite Warriors? People seem to think they were swallowed into a singularity, but it seems to me that the hole fell on Knight, hence the blood and screams.

Personally, I suspect that folded in on itself, a portable hole would reverse its effect. So instead of holding excess matter, it'd spew it forth.

Kinda like a white hole.

A white hole?

Don't make me punch you.

SWB

[Mondt]

Wait... I thought that our lovely heroes were the Lite Warriors and the real ones were the Light Warriors.

Guess I misinterpreted something?

[Ryong]

And that's why some people use Lightbulb warriors and light warriors.It's a bit easier to understand I suppose.

[Burkion]

Personally, I suspect that folded in on itself, a portable hole would reverse its effect. So instead of holding excess matter, it'd spew it forth.

Kinda like a white hole.

A white hole?

Don't make me punch you.

SWB

This is true. The White Hole was created by Godzilla, to damn physicis and to bring about the birth of Space Godzilla. (Seriously folks, I'm not making this up. Watch Godzilla VS Space Godzilla if you don't beilve me.)