favorite episode of RvB or quote

[Jansen the unholy]

mine is probably the one where they introduce the red and blue fanatics

my favorite quote is either "we're all gonna die STARTING WITH YOU" or "DONT EVER BE ALONE AGAIN"

[Major Blood]

Bow chicka bow wow.

Need i say more?

[Red Fighter 1073]

My most favorite episode is #70 where the Blue Team sneaks into the base.

"You suck!

You suck!

No you suck!

WE SUCK! I mean you suck!"

"Caboose, we're 300 yards away I don't think they heard us.

I think I heard something!"

Just one question though.. They're still making episode 78 right?? Because I haven't seen a new one in a while..

[The_Phat_G]

Doc: But I'm a pacifist!

Caboose: A pacifier? Isn't that what a baby sucks on?

Tucker: No, that's a pedophile.

[Arlia Janet]

Having a dad that's an ex-Marine and two brothers that are Marines, I am bound by law to enjoy this quote.

"No, I never wonder why we're here. Semper Fi Bitch."

[King_black_mage]

"Wait why is there 8 peldes when there is only 4 directions?" Caboose

"Bow Chicka wow wow" Church

"Target found" Sheila

"Wait that ain't a target thats church" Caboose

"Sheila come back to me I made you a muffin" Caboose

"I also think that when we beat a country in the Olympics that we should get to keep that country" Saurge

"bad allien go away" Caboose

"I got some quick news for ya, We suck" Church

"my name is Michael J. Caboose, and I HATE BABIES." Caboose

KBM

[Jansen the unholy]

all of the Omally Caboose quotes are awsome

[Kroze Gamegod]

Ooooh...
Someone dares to invoke a RvB quote thread....

"Meow" Gus's cat in the background of episode 45.9: The Greatest Episode Ever

From the old PDC video:

Sarge: No kidding. I was a Lieutenant back during the Browser Wars.

Church: Okay, that is just ridiculous.

Sarge: In fact, I was mister Steve Balmer's personal speech writer. I wrote his keynote for the last developers' conference.

* Screen fades to Balmer yelling "Developers" a lot, then fades back to Sarge*

Sarge: Get up, get up! Developers! Yeah, I remember it like it was yesterday. We got in to creative differences over the speech. I wrote it so that he said 'developers' thirty-seven times, but he only wanted to say 'developers' thirty-five times. I told him it just didn't make any sense without those last two developers! That was the hook!

Church: I'm not buying any of this.

Sarge: Believe it, fritter. I was on the fast-track until that day, and everything fell apart for me after that. Balmer had me demoted, and shipped out here to this damn canyon.

Grif: Where do you think you'd be if you never wrote that speech, Sarge?
Sarge: Word has it that I was next in line to become one of them little office assistant thingies. But I try not to spend my time thinking about 'what if'...

* Cut to a miscellaneous computer screen, editing a memo in Word. The computer makes a noise, and Sarge's head pops up like that stupid annoying paper clip does *

Sarge: Where do you want to go today, dirtbag?


And anything involving Cecil....

[Waylander]

Best episode where Sarge and Caboose have just gone through the portal and end up in a halo game.

Best quote

Sarge (possessed by church halfway through): THis reminds me of when i was on side WHARARA.
Griff: You okay sarge?
Sarge(possessed by church): Ummm yeah just these ummm damn blues make me so mad... i could spit *spitting sound*

and then when Church unposesses him

Sarge: Um what where am i how'd i get here who spat on my visor??

[Pinball Wizard]

When Blue first gets the tank. Church: You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing.

Tucker: Church, women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets.

Grif: Don't kill me! I'm too good looking to die!

Sheila: I'm scared Dave, will I dream? Daaaiissyyy DAAaAAAaaaisyyyy...

Caboose, finding out Tex is a woman: I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls never like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
Caboose: I like me . . .

Sheila:New target acquired.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church.
Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man!
Sheila: Target locked.
Caboose: What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice lady.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Caboose: Uh oh...
Tucker: Uh oh...
Church: What? Oh, son of a bi...
[Sheila fires on Church]
Tucker: Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me, Church!
[to Caboose:]
Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!

[Kroze Gamegod]

RvB is a very intresting series just by comparing from season to season...
Seasons 1 and 2 are very very quotable...
Season 3 itself was a very drastic change due to plot coming heavily into play...
Season 4 I really can't say too much about...
It tries to be very quotable and very comedy oriented as a huge throwback to season 1 but after season 3 happened and the characters started to evolve a bit more and the plot was getting good, season 4 is a let down...
Then again, RT was dealing with The Strangerhood (Go buy the DVD NOW, it really is Machinima at its finest...) and that "other" series that we dare not mention its name at the same time and really seemed to stretch themselves out too far....

If anyone is looking for a really easy way to post quotes from episodes, go to DiMono's Transcript site
http://rvb.roostertooths.com/index.php
It really DOES help...

[CelesJessa]

My favorite has got to be when they are discussing to go through the portal for the first time.

Church: "Look at it this way. Either, A: We go through the portal and get our flag back, or B: We stay here and I get to kill you. Either way, I win."

and the whole part where Church is possessing Sarge

But all of Caboose's quote are the best.

[Dwarfburg citizen]

I find the beginning of season 3 hilarious what with Sarge and Caboose finding an alternate dimension filled with flag obsessed fanatics ( that sound just like online gamers...hmmmm) I mean who the hell wont laugh at:

"Everybody, look onto me! I posess the blue flag! I have seen the top of the mountain and you shall worship me as a god! *blues whack the squeaky flag carrier* I have lived as only few men have dared to dream!!!"

[Mac]

I like the EGM Special Real Life vs Internet.

Real Life Vs Internet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yflLYSkAfY&search=Red%20vs%20Blue%20Internet%20vs%20Real%20Li fe)

unfortunatley I had to go to You Tube to get it.

But my regular episode is The Arrival (yeah i got on the bandwagon late.)

[Kroze Gamegod]

I like the EGM Special Real Life vs Internet.

Real Life Vs Internet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yflLYSkAfY&search=Red%20vs%20Blue%20Internet%20vs%20Real%20Li fe)

unfortunatley I had to go to You Tube to get it.

But my regular episode is The Arrival (yeah i got on the bandwagon late.)

The EGM special?
The only EGM special episodes were "The Way We Were" and "A special holiday message"...
"Real Life Vs. The Internet" was for the Lincon Center Festival...

[Mac]

The EGM special?
The only EGM special episodes were "The Way We Were" and "A special holiday message"...
"Real Life Vs. The Internet" was for the Lincon Center Festival...

yeah I realized that after I found it again. I also heard on the EGM disk.

The PSA's are funny though.

[Frylord]

My favorite is when O'Malley posseses Doc. "Eat their bodies and crap out their souls!" "But I'm a vegatarian!"

[Azisien]

I guess this may not be an "episode," but my favorite by far is their Public Service Announcement, "Real Life vs. The Internet."

Anybody have the new Creed CD?!?!?

[Mac]

I guess this may not be an "episode," but my favorite by far is their Public Service Announcement, "Real Life vs. The Internet."

Anybody have the new Creed CD?!?!?

When comparing talking politics, I laughed so hard when I saw the Internet version.

"Politics make me so horny, check out my site at 'ww.presidentialsluts.com'"

[Zesty]

My two personal favorites:

It's Not Pink, it's lightish red!

and


Grif: *sigh* I would just like to let everyone know that I suck.
Church: And?
Grif: ...And that I'm a girl.
Church: What else?
Grif: ...And I like ribbons in my hair....and I want to kiss all the *boys*.
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.

[Ogianres]

Tucker:... we need more men!
Vic: Dude, how long you been down there?

I can't get enough of Vic. Him and Caboose. Although I like quotes from Caboos the most, I'd say Simmons 2.0 is my favorite character. My favorite episode is the season four cliffhanger, but it sucks because I really want to know what happens next.

[Truce]

Episode 77...

Church: Okay look guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, and our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base right now, so I really, really, really don't have time for this horseshit right now.
Griff: Uhh...what was that part about the pregnant guy?
Church: He's not pregnant! That's impossible.
Andy: Yeah, unless the alien impregnated him. That's what they do-they infect the host with a parasitic embryo. But you already knew that, right?
Church: WHAT?! NO! Why didn't you tell us that could happen?!
Andy: Uhh...I mean...uh...ALIEN BABY?! That's shocking! I am shocked!

And for the record, Church is my favorite character.

[Mac]

Caboose sounds so much like a guy I know at work. He is by far the funniest of the Blue time.