#688: "Oh, what have I done?" [Archive]

grkwarchild

04-27-2006, 01:16 AM

"Of course, taking it underwater would instantly kill everyone on board, but that's not my problem."
Sheer hilarity.

Also, will Red Mage be able to mimic Sarda now? Cause if so, I expect BM to be hit by the spell. Twice.

DFA

04-27-2006, 01:32 AM

The sprite for his casting is so goofy and yet his spells are so damn cool.

Sam_Drugbringer

04-27-2006, 01:44 AM

I wonder how taking it underwater will kill everyone instantly. Even an airplane can survive underwater for a few minitues.

Ytoabn

04-27-2006, 01:45 AM

I love how all of BM's "emotions" can be expressed by blacking out key pixels in his eyes.

EDIT:

For having no face, BM is extremely expressive:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Ytoabn/BM8.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Ytoabn/BM7.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Ytoabn/BM3.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Ytoabn/Bm2.jpg

Kitana Paladine

04-27-2006, 01:57 AM

Gods.... Again, I almost feel sorry for Black Mage, but then I remember that Everything Exists to Hurt BM...

One of these days, Sarda will get what's coming to him.. I hope BM will be the one to give it.

Kroze Gamegod

04-27-2006, 02:01 AM

I wonder how taking it underwater will kill everyone instantly. Even an airplane can survive underwater for a few minitues.

Its Sarda we are dealing with here....
Logic doesn't work here, we have to use something more powerful...
Sarda's only natural enemy.... stupidity!

Anyway, that last line just made me crack up for the past 15 minutes...
I'm barely breathing while posting this...

bolevar321

04-27-2006, 02:02 AM

Maybe his murder is justified. I mean, if the universe does, in fact, exist to cause him pain or death, Bm's slaughtering decreases the number of things that can hurt him, right?

Preturbed

04-27-2006, 02:24 AM

Me, I just love Black Mage's face when he realizes exactly what he just did. :D

Why don't I get it? I feel so dumb, someone please explain "exactly what he jsut did."

Jared Todd

04-27-2006, 02:27 AM

Maybe the sub will plummet the bottom of the water because it's so heavy, and the air pressure would crush the metals instantly? and we're talking about the creator of the world here... he's lived forever. He has no concept of time... We already know he has no concept of reality since he's lived for so long.

The Wandering God

04-27-2006, 02:44 AM

Thief at the back of the line man. I love it. Of course, he actually let's BM do the actual questioning.

And Sarda isn't that bad. He did ask if BM was done.

Of course, BM'll be fine though. As long as he doesn't try to eat. Or breathe. XD

The Wandering God

Sam_Drugbringer

04-27-2006, 02:47 AM

Why don't I get it? I feel so dumb, someone please explain "exactly what he jsut did."

BM always give Sadra snappy remarks, and always pays for it with mind destroying agony later.

What I'm wondering is what Sadra meant by saying the craft can go underwater but you will all die. Ethier:

A. The craft is not fully submergable, but for some reason kills anyone in it.

B. He did nothing to the ship. It can of course go undewater by sinking, but that won't help the Light Warriors when they're drowning.

greed

04-27-2006, 02:53 AM

Man, poor BM:(
Though Sarda's lines are classic once again.
Is it just me or does he have a thing about BM's internal organs, you know lung taffy now intestine vomit, what next, is he going to make BM shit his liver?

I also think RM is going to mimic this on either BM(cause everything exists to hurt him) or Sarda(he's got it coming, I mean hurting BM and or RM is normal and often people get away with it, but I've rarely seen someone get away with hurting Fighter and Thief without getting some comeuppance(sp?))

Bets on when Thief says something again, I say the comic after next.:p

Kuroikaze

04-27-2006, 02:54 AM

Hmm, so, does sarda count as an enemy, or not?

I'd think he does, simply because he's so hostile.

Thus, BM should learn that spell!

Kroze Gamegod

04-27-2006, 03:10 AM

but I've rarely seen someone get away with hurting Fighter and Thief without getting some comeuppance(sp?))

Bets on when Thief says something again, I say the comic after next.:p

Remember Thief and Myotia where she turned him into a frog...
Or him with Bahaumut?
Thief gets pain dealt to him pretty much on a regular basis...
He just takes it out on his companions...

But Fighter...
He's gotta be due for SOMETHING....

Tilion

04-27-2006, 03:28 AM

I wonder how taking it underwater will kill everyone instantly. Even an airplane can survive underwater for a few minitues.

Well, there is a reason it is called a deathtrap, i guess ^_^

"Ackbar`s Deathtraps
(not to be confused with actual airships)"

(wait, it wasn't Ackbar, i was the other one (Jeff? to lazy to search. and at work, also :P) )

Perfideus

04-27-2006, 03:55 AM

This was good, but I think Sarda wasn't nearly as creative this time. Lung-taffy: genius! Horking up intestines: pretty standard. What's the point of infinite power if you don't find completely new ways to torture people?

Hmm, so, does sarda count as an enemy, or not?

I'd think he does, simply because he's so hostile.

Thus, BM should learn that spell!

Except Sarda has nothing to do with Chaos like the other monsters... or does he?

willyolio

04-27-2006, 03:55 AM

"Of course, taking it underwater would instantly kill everyone on board, but that's not my problem."

haha. that machine can now OFFICIALLY the deathtrap. at least when it was an airship it didn't really try to kill its occupants until it attempted landing.

invghost

04-27-2006, 05:13 AM

would black mage have just learnt the same thing that sarda just did to him.. if black mage can somehow live to cast the spell, i assume its going to be used on fighter

The Wandering God

04-27-2006, 07:24 AM

For the last time. What Sarda does isn't magic. He has the power to bend reality. Not magic. He wills it (and apparently strikes a silly pose), it happens. This isn't magic. Even if BM got it, Sarda could simply make him unget it.

The Wandering God

Seran

04-27-2006, 07:26 AM

I share the same feeling. It's fun to torture the own characters you create from your twisted mind. Same applies to me! [But I try to be nice once in a while.] I suppose this'll keep Fighter subdued the whole time Black Mage is slowly vomiting his digestive tract...

Trixbeat

04-27-2006, 08:00 AM

Besides, not all enemy skills can be learnt, magic or no magic.
That reminds me of the skill "everyone's grudge", and how it relates so well to certain chars.
It ain't easy being a LW.

justice777

04-27-2006, 08:26 AM

WE;ve been through the blue magic thing a thousand times so i'll put my faith in Magus when he says that he can get skills from fragments of Chaos. I hope one of these days Sarda gets what he has coming to him. I think it will be from white mage since the universe obeys her.

Niko-Ru

04-27-2006, 08:28 AM

Besides, not all enemy skills can be learnt, magic or no magic.
That reminds me of the skill "everyone's grudge", and how it relates so well to certain chars.
It ain't easy being a LW.

Black mage supposedly has the legendary blue magic which according to whatever final fantasy(forget) allows the mage to inheret magic spells if they survive. You are thinking of the Enemy Skill materia in Final Fantasy 7 which allows the character to inheret certain enemy attacks.

greed

04-27-2006, 08:32 AM

BM with Everyone's Grudge (not Karma, he'd get Ultima cast on HIM if he tried that)

9999999999999999999999999999
-------------CRITICAL
-------------:rmage: :thief: :fighter: :bbelt:

Even death wouldn't save BB from that, Sarda would be up there if he had an emoticon.

Tiako

04-27-2006, 08:52 AM

But Fighter...He's gotta be due for SOMETHING....
It's not that Fighter doesn't get anything, because he gets stabbed once every 10 comics or so. It's just that he has such high Constitution and such low Intellegence that he doesn't notice. Remember, he has be set on fire by Kary, had a camel spider dropped on him, stepped on by a giant TWICE, stabbed countless times, and several other things I can't remember at the moment. He just doesn't notice.

Sam_Drugbringer

04-27-2006, 09:00 AM

Sadra is PROBOLY not a spawn of chaos, so he won't learn it.

However, It seems pretty obvious in this world magic IS the sheer bending of reality through will. That's how BM always describes what he does, and that's what Fighter calls it too.

Sky Warrior Bob

04-27-2006, 09:02 AM

What I'm wondering is what Sadra meant by saying the craft can go underwater but you will all die. Ethier:

A. The craft is not fully submergable, but for some reason kills anyone in it.

B. He did nothing to the ship. It can of course go undewater by sinking, but that won't help the Light Warriors when they're drowning.

I think there's a C. option, maybe Sarda didn't install anything that can generate air. So just because the Dethtrap can dive, doesn't mean occupants will last for long without an Oxyale.

SWB

Black Sword

04-27-2006, 11:08 AM

Ya know, BM rather needs those intestines, and since everything exists to cause BM pain...RM is going to operate, and put BM's intestines back in. But they'll be connected wrong. And just what happened to Sarda's right (our left) arm in the last panel, anyway?

Actually, given how much of a jerk Sarda is, I have to wonder. Sarda used the last of his magical energy to go back to the point of creation to attempt to become God. WM beat him to it by Sarda's own fault. Now, in the future, BM will become the Hell King, and Fighter will probably be his opponent. Does that mean that Hell King Black Mage will be defeated by Fighter, and will use the last of his magical power to go back in time in a futile effort to become God?

Dark Assassin

04-27-2006, 01:04 PM

This only supports my opinion that Sarda is a total and complete asshole (and I mean that in the best way possible).

I can't help but feel sorry for Black Mage. If you think about it, he kinda tried to help the group...what with the whole talk that gave the general message "Sarda, we're sick and friggin' tired of you always screwing us up the ass."

I too hope that when Sarda gets what's coming to him (White Mage's beating him to becoming God doesn't count anymore. That was eons ago) that Black Mage is the one to give it to him in his usual blood-coated-dagger-ly, hadoken-in-the-face-ly slaughter style.

Y'know...something just came to mind. What if Fighter gets fed up with Sarda always doing all of the lung-taffy, digestive tract vomiting crap to Black Mage? Fighter is ignorant enough to think Black Mage likes him. Remeber what happened when Lich killed Black Mage? He knocked the bajeezus out of him, and Lich was more or less a demi-god.

Maybe Sarda should watch his steps...lest he face the wrath of Fighter: the man who never dies...the master of sword-chucks, yo!

justice777

04-27-2006, 01:18 PM

Does that mean that Hell King Black Mage will be defeated by Fighter, and will use the last of his magical power to go back in time in a futile effort to become God?

Does that mean that Sarda is black mage from the future? If that were case then Sarda would also be black mage from the past, so if Black mage finds a way to hadoken Sarda he would kill himself in the past and siese to exist. And if that happened then... holy crap, i've gone cross-eyed.

catlover20410

04-27-2006, 04:12 PM

THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CONTEMPLATE TEMPORAL MECHANICS!

And the "What have I done?" face is awesome.

Ryong

04-27-2006, 05:41 PM

Poor BM.Just because he's a psycho doesn't mean he should be tortured that much.I think.I suppose the deathtrap will enter an electrical problem once it touches the water and then just explode.

Long-Haired Narcissist

04-27-2006, 05:44 PM

Does that mean that Sarda is black mage from the future? If that were case then Sarda would also be black mage from the past, so if Black mage finds a way to hadoken Sarda he would kill himself in the past and siese to exist. And if that happened then... holy crap, i've gone cross-eyed.
If this hypothesis was correct, Sarda would be killing himself off by torturing BM.

Roy_D_Mylote

04-27-2006, 05:52 PM

I bet the "submarine" is made of salt. It hits the water and dissolves, and everyone dies. Heehee.

JKLantern

04-27-2006, 06:24 PM

I thought it was hilarious how everyone else stepped away from Black Mage at, "Oh, What have I done?".

My theory: Rather than being salt, the DeathSub of Doom is made up of straight sodium. As soon as it hits water, it catches on fire.

voodooKobra

04-27-2006, 07:05 PM

Sodium sounds resonable... I mean, hell, our military aircraft is made out of Magnesium, so it's plausible.

Quickman X

04-27-2006, 10:04 PM

Poor BM.Just because he's a psycho doesn't mean he should be tortured that much.
Does too.
Serves the homicidal bastard right.

Loved Sarda's reality-bending/spell-casting pose.

voodooKobra

04-27-2006, 10:15 PM

Ryong: Don't try to defend BM. He deserves it, and he deserves alot more. Just because it's hilarious that way.

Tiako

04-28-2006, 12:12 AM

so if Black mage finds a way to hadoken Sarda he would kill himself in the past and siese to exist.
I would like to point out that I'm fairly sure that the last thing BM actually managed to hit was the giant. I mean, he missed a volcano (Wiping out the dinosaurs in the process), he missed RM when he was at point blank range, and when he aimed for the Circle Cave he accidently hit the barge full of medical supplies and food for orphans (Although that might have been intentional).

Also, am I the only one who feels absolutely no pity for BM?

invghost

04-28-2006, 04:26 AM

I think there's a C. option, maybe Sarda didn't install anything that can generate air. So just because the Dethtrap can dive, doesn't mean occupants will last for long without an Oxyale.

SWB

Well, fighters too stupid to realise that there is no air, so at least one of the LW would survive

Seran

04-28-2006, 07:27 AM

I feel pity for Black Mage. Because I'm too similiar to Fighter for some reason.

Concerning the air-sub...yeah. They're dead. It may be modified to "fly" underwater, but if it has no oxygen-providing capabilities, they're as good as brutally murdered. By Sarda.

Guesty

04-28-2006, 08:08 AM

BM always give Sadra snappy remarks, and always pays for it with mind destroying agony later.
Oh thank god. for a second there I actually thought BM was feeling BAD about what he said to RM. I thought it meant the apocolypse had come... then I remembered. Silly me.

Dark Assassin

04-28-2006, 02:08 PM

Well, if the group is lucky, Red Mage will fake knowing the Air-Sub Mechanic skill and successfully modify the Air-Sub to the point that it will last long enough to get the Orb of Water. It would break down on the way to the surface...but like I said...if they're lucky...and we know Sarda would hate himself if he let that happen.

Ryong

05-01-2006, 03:02 AM

I still prefer my idea of the explosion triggered by contact with water theory.And why does BM deserves torture?Just because he has killed half of the world's population or so?Oh wait...Eh...Nevermind.