BM+WM+mommy daddy dance=? [Archive]

Flarecobra

04-09-2006, 09:19 PM

It would be a blackhole... backwards...

You mean a White Hole? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hole)

Though I SEVERLY doubt that this will ever happon. And just becasue they would have a kid, doesn't nessessarly mean that the kid'll become a mage. There's a little thing known as free will to take into account. So if the Kid decides to become a fighter, that'd be the kid's choise.

Blue_Fighter

04-09-2006, 09:41 PM

Ok did you not read the second sentence of the first post? You were suppose to lose your sanity not spout out this plague known as common sense!

Flarecobra

04-09-2006, 09:44 PM

I'm a Marine. Sanity is thing not known to us there BF.

Sky Warrior Bob

04-09-2006, 09:54 PM

Frankly, if we are to assume that the kid would be influenced by magical nature of the two parents, I see the result being somebody with no magical powers whatsoever. The order & chaos magiks cancelling each other out.

Personality-wise, I can't see anything other than a neurotic mess. BM would likely treat the kid as a failure who isn't even worth his stabity time. I could see WM treating the child as if he/she was mentially deficient, but in a compasionate overbearing sort of way.

SWB

Mr.McSpiff

04-09-2006, 09:59 PM

I see a Red Mage (ability wise, not personallity wise) who is kind and helpful, but has frequent anger and violence spikes.

Blue_Fighter

04-09-2006, 10:00 PM

It's quite obvious that the child would be a biproduct of light and darkness. Constantly torn by the two extremes, it would be an enigma within an enigma that is within a bucket of KFC fried chicken! A horrid mishmash of the best and the worst of the two, a gray zit on on the ass of all that is humanity, dwarfmanity, elfmantity, and all that is and ever will be shiny. It will devour the souls of the living, and then vomit them back into the body in a grotesque and painful fashion. It would take the heads of cute forest animals and adorne its disfigured body with them. Its only friend would be a dead toad named Phil. That is what would be if White Mage and Black Mage preformed the dance of lovers.

Bells

04-09-2006, 10:26 PM

actually... in the rule that everything happens to hurt blackmage, his son with WM would be Fighter...

Blue_Fighter

04-09-2006, 10:33 PM

TIS A LIE! A LIE I SAY!!!!!!!!11112223456789cookie

Red Dragon 50

04-09-2006, 11:21 PM

Lose all sanity?

OK then.

Blackmage shall be born.

willyolio

04-10-2006, 12:56 AM

ok. let's take what we have:
- white mage casts white magic
- black mage casts black magic
- white mage created the universe
- black mage is bent on becoming extremely powerful to blow up stuff
- red mage can cast both white and black magic
- red mage has some intricate knowledge of the inherent properties of the universe, such as stats and their effects.
- red mage is bent on becoming the most powerful character in the universe

red mage is the love child of white and black mage. no doubt about it.

- due to the sheer horror of being knocked up by black mage, white mage probably became an alcoholic.
- fighter can't use magic
- fighter is extremely retarded
- fighter obviously has great anatomical defomities which allow him to survive being stabbed repeatedly by black mage

fighter is their second love child, exposed to great amounts of alcohol while in the uterus.

Art of Hilt

04-10-2006, 03:21 AM

Due to the physical impossibilities of such a union, I would have to say that the offspring shall become... a HEADCRAB.

And we shall all die.

(Alright, not a physical impossibility, but very much unheard of!)

greed

04-10-2006, 04:28 AM

actually in the law of everything exists to hurt BM the dad would be Fighter and BM would be the kid, just imagine Fighter making up for his dereliction of parently duties

:fighter: now the birds and the bees.....
:fighter: wanna play catch....
and so on
then BM would have an Oedipal(sp) complex to explain the constant stabbing of Fighter and attempted seductions of WM making him even more screwed up, and remember the end of Oedipus, you can't have a fate much worse than that.

kleinfehn

04-10-2006, 08:08 AM

Maybe BM would learn that he has to be a responsible father and takes care of the kid, while WM, driven to the edge of insanity because of what happened gets sent away. So BM has to take care of the kid. Not well mind you, but from what little love he has goes to the kid. He still wouldn't like the kid, nor care for him much, but loves him enough to just keep him/train him as his own.

Leon-the-Dark-Knight

04-10-2006, 03:06 PM

Maybe Garland is the love child of Blackmage and Whitemage. Think about it, Garland wants to be the most evil villain on the planet, but he has no idea about how to be evil. His drive to be evil comes from Blackmage's ultra-evilness, while his drive to bake everyone cookies comes from Whitemage's nurturing side. Both parents have repressed the memories of having such an inept child. It could be possible.

MuMu

04-10-2006, 03:12 PM

Garland is more of a Fighter-Black Mage. He wants to be the ultimate evil but he is just too much idiot/naive for it. A son like this will be eternal damnation for BM.

Krylancelo

04-10-2006, 03:25 PM

WM made existence, right? So let's place her as the creator of all things, AKA a "God."
And then BM was Hell-King for however long, and due to 434, I'd assume that he'll become it again. Thus, we can lable him something similar to "Satan."

So here's how I see it- Jesus or Little Nicky, or a crossover of them both.

Quickman X

04-10-2006, 07:01 PM

Garland is more of a Fighter-Black Mage. He wants to be the ultimate evil but he is just too much idiot/naive for it. A son like this will be eternal damnation for BM.
My brain is now horribly scarred. I don't suppose you intended these implications when you mentioned "Fighter-Black Mage," but nonetheless...

rodent347

04-10-2006, 07:51 PM

My brain is now horribly scarred. I don't suppose you intended these implications when you mentioned "Fighter-Black Mage," but nonetheless...
Hey, at least it's not Red Mage/Thief...

Also, the more I think about it, the more I see it being Sarda. It makes a lot of sense, but I'm to lazy to point stuff out. Someone else help me out here...

MuMu

04-10-2006, 08:36 PM

I just said it was a mix of Fighter with BM, not THAT O_o

Green_Fantastic

04-10-2006, 11:55 PM

My Question is that what would the thing look like? A freaky hell-bent guy who wears a white robe with red stripes and covers his face or a sweet charming girl who wears a blue robe with a huge hat that doesn't cover her face.

And think about the magic involved. Like is it a weird hadoken that somehow magically heals people(that would be awesome) or a healing spells that drains love from the world.

theKOT

04-11-2006, 01:37 AM

Abandon sanity? Check.
Ok, I've got it: Miko! The trying-so-hard-to-be-good-she's-evil character kinda makes sense.

Quickman X

04-11-2006, 03:27 AM

Hey, at least it's not Red Mage/Thief...
Nah, that's already all over the 8-Bit Theater fanart thread...

Knight McWarrior

04-11-2006, 03:51 PM

I think their kid would be a master of all magic. He will be driven by insecurity to master every class. He will be the uber class. WM's stint as god will give him the power to create. He will be extremely smart and strong....

Wait, BM's kid? Oops

Mac

04-11-2006, 08:30 PM

I forsee a female black mage whose goal in life is to become Chaos herself. And everytime she see's a Red Mage, Thief or Fighter, she goes into a stabbity rampage.

/edit

a beautiful rendition of that child

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/The_Big_Mac/BastardChild.jpg

Another version

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/The_Big_Mac/BastardChild2.jpg

ph34r my lack of Photoshop

The Truth Is In Here

04-11-2006, 09:30 PM

BM/WM
Well BM would turn him evil
WM would teach healing
the kid would try to destroy the world by useing cure

Blue_Fighter

04-12-2006, 08:55 AM

Ok so we all agree that the thing would be an abomination to all of mankind?

catlover20410

04-12-2006, 11:13 AM

I don't. It is entirely possible that what you'd get would be a being with the combined powers of BM and WM, and that BM would ditch the kid leaving WM to raise him/her herself, resulting in the kid being good.

MuMu

04-12-2006, 12:04 PM

Anything that would hurt BM is possible.

Number 81

04-12-2006, 02:19 PM

I trust we all remember our Punnett squares from Biology class.

..B .M
W BW WM
M BM MM

We get:
BW: magic-less
WM: White Mage
BM: Black Mage
MM: Mega Mage
We can see that we will get a Black gene and Mage gene making a black mage, and a White gene and Mage gene making a white mage. We get a Black gene and a white gene, but no mage gene, meaning that it will have no magic. And 2 mage genes.
Since mage genes hold the magic, while color genes hold the affinity of said magic, you have a purely magic being with no affinity to any magic on the spectrum, we have a mage unbound by his class, it's somewhat a mega mage, being able to chose the best spells from both white and black magic.

MuMu

04-12-2006, 02:24 PM

it's somewhat a mega mage, being able to chose the best spells from both white and black magic.

Usually called "Red Mage".

Dj_StarChild

04-12-2006, 04:08 PM

Ah, but this Red Mage has the power to master both, rather than....not quite mastering both

Jared Todd

04-12-2006, 06:56 PM

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e40/jaremiah_todd/bigmac.png
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e40/jaremiah_todd/bigmac.png
Fixed your pic, Big/Mac (don't know what to call you).

Umm.. yes. Grey mage, anyone? Magna Mage maybe? Magna is one of my favourite characters in Subliminal Catastrophe (brainchild of mine and a friend's), just because he can cast black magic, white magic, time/jikku magic, and summoning magic. Another is Black Priest, who looks identical to BM, except with grey clothes and a lavendar glove, because he casts black and white magic. Muaha. Soopa mage!!

BM and WM would simply make a peaceful black mage, or a powerful and peaceful white mage with incredible attack power. No doubt their powers combined would be tremendous. I can only see the child of them being a girl...

BM would run away from the child, though. Unless he grew attatched to WM more, or something. But I'm 95% sure BM would abandon the kid.

Black Sword

04-12-2006, 07:34 PM

I don't think Black Mage would run away from his offspring. If he left the child to be raised by White Mage, the result would be a goodie-goodie, and Black Mage is too evil to HIS blood become his antithesis. Which opens up the possibility that he would off his child. And finally, Black Mage will in the future return to being the Hell King. Why wouldn't he want an heir to his power, just in case?

catlover20410

04-12-2006, 07:36 PM

Just like I said. Black Mage's powers plus White Mage's powers with White Mage's personality because BM is too much of a bastard to raise his own kid. He doesn't even LIKE kids.

Simulpost edit: Sword, you make a good point. Problem is, BM doesn't do long term. He doesn't think ahead.

MuMu

04-12-2006, 07:39 PM

The offspring could be a good BM. He would use his magics for the good of the people. How He will do that, I have no idea...Fire to heat people...

Jared Todd

04-12-2006, 09:20 PM

Don't forget Ice to make a newfangled invention he/she calls a "freezer".

BM is out for his own power... and he's a goodguy at heart, so he wouldn't want more negative power being spread around. It takes a lot of murdering. BM isn't evil... he just likes keeping is immense power. Besides that, he's a pure good guy. He'd leave WM just so that the kid could learn to be good.

[Edit]
If BM's a king of hell, he'd live for a pretty long time..

Ryan914

04-12-2006, 09:27 PM

That is probably how the Sage Class in FF3j was created. The Sage can master both Black and White Magic.

FF3j=Final Fantasy 3 (Japan)

Sorrow_Hobbit

04-12-2006, 10:09 PM

Duhh. A red mage.

Which explains why :rmage: is so screwed up, even though he's not reaaally screwed up, but is slightly whacked.

By the way, you need stickers.

Mac

04-12-2006, 10:11 PM

Thanks Jared.

I reiterate. White Mage would probably have a nervous breakdown at the thought of giving birth to the true ruler of hell and Black Mage would go crazy(ier) just thinking that his child was the result of a one night stand with White Mage.

Fifthfiend

04-12-2006, 10:22 PM

If Black Mage ever had a child, he would murder it immediately, on the grounds that 1. Dark Gods of Evil cough up hella power for the blood of a first-born babe, and 2. Even chance the little fucker would grow up and become some kind of threat to him, and no way is Black Mage taking those odds.

Shit, he'd probably eat the fucker, just on general principle.

MuMu

04-12-2006, 10:36 PM

WM know that he would hurt the child so she would hide it or give it to an orphanage.

catlover20410

04-12-2006, 11:12 PM

WM would have nine months to get the HELL away from BM before that sucker was born.

MFok

04-13-2006, 12:46 AM

Fifthfiend

04-13-2006, 01:00 AM

So pretty much BM + WM = Franklin Richards?

Sure, sounds close enough.

Jared Todd

04-14-2006, 02:53 PM

BM & WM would prob create some Ultra god-child.

You know... those quiet heroes with infinite but supressed power and the dark alter ego that slips in desperate times to unleash the inherited power and then goes into seclusion from family and friends to find his inner peace and then comes back at the end of the movie to save his home town and/or friends and families at the last second from the completely corrupted BM as the God of balance.

You know...

Or, it would be a Jesus/satan cross. A Jesan. Or Satus.

http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=polaris6jr.png
Like Polaris? The more I view this, the more I think the child would turn into Polaris. Completely pale, always wearing the same blue robes, solemnly and at times eerily quiet, doesn't say much, but has incredible power in any magic he so chooses, white magic being the core in white he uses it. Although, in this situation, I think it would be black magic that the kid uses strongest.. but Polaris' white magic is stronger when attacking. *shrugga*

Vaij

04-14-2006, 04:09 PM

Quadruplets!
5141

Niko-Ru

04-14-2006, 04:27 PM

Sorry but I had to draw what I think their child would look like...

MuMu

04-14-2006, 06:50 PM

The way MFok said, the kid would look like Id from Xenogears...

Ryong

04-16-2006, 01:32 AM

I suppose it'd be some kind of red mage.With two personalities.And such kid would be suffer the same thing Dr.McNinja does.Inner struggle to heal or kill.

Fifthfiend

04-16-2006, 03:39 AM

I suppose it'd be some kind of red mage.With two personalities.And such kid would be suffer the same thing Dr.McNinja does.Inner struggle to heal or kill.

What internal struggle? He heals, and he kills.

He's not, you know, conflicted about it.

And then every so often he rides a raptor.

http://drmcninja.com/issue3/3p13.gif

See? There you go.

Mac

04-16-2006, 11:55 AM

Here is a hand drawn version. Keep in mind because my scanner is on the fritz I had to use the digital camera.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/The_Big_Mac/BastardChild_drawn.jpg

yeah this is my other art i did for it. Forgive the lousy resolution.

Ryong

04-17-2006, 12:08 PM

Dr.McNinja does seem to be in an inner struggle about healing and killing at the issue he goes visit his family.Oh and I re-thought it...The child would be rather normal.BM's and WM's personalities would null eachother.One of them would activate once the child went good or evil.

death_trooper

04-18-2006, 10:39 AM

do biological laws work for evil warlords and masters of light?
maybe it will just pop out, maybe it will take 10 years
all we know is when it does...
may GOD have mercy on our souls....

Mac

04-19-2006, 09:42 PM

Maybe the child would grow up a well behaved child into a young (wo)man. The one day, someone pisses him/her off and he lets loose all the BM rage.

death_trooper

04-20-2006, 04:21 PM

This is a master of light and a master of dark we're talkin about
Good news is it'll be part light, so yes, it MAY be a peaceful member of the community, bringing care and love throught the land.
Bad news? the minute someone/something annoyes him, we'll have to lcok him up in a padded room with a very very small window.
Do we wanna risk lettin him/her on the streets?
I thought not..

Kila_angel

04-21-2006, 02:50 PM

I had a weird thought.....
the kid could be an assassin,but if not on the job, the kid would be goin around making friends,casting white magic, being good. On the job.....well.....all hell breaks loose. (S)he would be throwing daggers everywhere and casting dark magic, and sometimes white magic. I can't describe anything chaotic.....except for the fact that if the kid has to kill a friend...welll....(s)he has a special kind of killing.....
EDIT:I have another weird thought....what if I could be the kid?? Considering my age and my......mix of emotions and.....weird forces inside of me....(good,bad, and neutral)

WarMech

04-22-2006, 08:32 AM

Hm... Let's think...
-BM casts black magic and blue magic.
-WM casts white magic.
So maybe their child would cast every kind of magic?
-BM was, and will be, leader of the hell and incarnation of all mortal evils.
-WM is the creator of the world.
I don't know what creature it would be, but it would be something, that could exist against the rules of nature, like RM's Chocobo-thing.
-BM is evil, but has a good heart.
-WM is good, but maybe she has a bad one.
So their Child would have two personalities :D
-BM uses a knife in Fight.
-WM uses a hammer to beat BM.
So their child would maybe use a stab-hammer.
Hm. How it would look like?
Maybe like that:
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7035/bwm6zq.gif
Or like that:
http://ff1.classicgaming.gamespy.com/monsters/chaoscolor.gif
But I think, they will never have a child ^^"

Arakos

04-23-2006, 09:36 PM

I think the kid will be a beastmaster

Maybe he'll open a petting zoo.

Perhaps an evil petting zoo.

invghost

04-23-2006, 10:49 PM

That is probably how the Sage Class in FF3j was created. The Sage can master both Black and White Magic.

FF3j=Final Fantasy 3 (Japan)

Isnt Sarda a sage? o.O

WarMech

04-24-2006, 10:00 AM

Yeah, I think Sarda's sprites are from the FF3-Sage. It's possible, that it would be something like Sarda-2.

Jared Todd

04-25-2006, 07:29 PM

*shakes head* Check FF2 sprites. The first person you get on your team that isn't the 3 that stay on your team. The sprite's off of him, the egyptian-looking guy.

A sage has a huge hat, a gigantic robe, and a large loincloth with an "x" on it.

Chaoswizard

04-25-2006, 08:50 PM

Aktar

04-27-2006, 10:33 PM

The kid would stab people to the brink of death and then cure them so they could do it again.

Jared Todd

04-29-2006, 04:35 AM

If the kid has no value in the first place, and it drains your power, why not kill it? Problem is, either the kid's evil power would overtake BM in his ironic play of accidental heroism, or the kid would have a great importance for good and BM wouldn't want to harm that. Let's face it... BM isn't a bad guy, he's just a person who follows the dark side of magic. He doesn't harm anyone important. Besides, people die anyway. .... what?

sardan sounds like Satus

You mean Sarda sounds like BM/WM's kid? I think you're onto something.. Get out the pens and paper, boys!

Chaoswizard

04-29-2006, 10:57 PM

yay someone quoted me. :p

Ryong

05-01-2006, 02:32 AM

The kid would kill/ressurect some people while trying not to get sided with anyone.One that'd equal everything just so he/she could have fun with it.Like what the judges in FFTA were SUPPOSED to be.And Chaoswizard, how can you be a master of black, white AND red magic if red magic is just black and white magic together?

Seran

05-01-2006, 06:26 AM

Basically, I suppose it means he mastered all levels of black magic, white magic, and blue magic. "Red" magic does not truly exist, for only the names of Red Mage and Red Wizard do, the jacks of all trades and invokers of both magicks, but only certain spells, limited to certain levels and able to use stronger weapons.

For the kid, well, it's hard to say. Looking back at the comic recently mentioned by Burkion -- the one where it took some mysterious peek into the future -- I'd have to guess that was Black Mage and White Mage from the many guesses I've taken from what the episode displayed. It is a complicated thing for White Mage because she was born in what she would call the present, but in the past she had created the universe, which then makes the future more complicated for her. Black Mage is an ultimate wielder of the worst black magicks, and thus with the two combined, I can only say one thing.

Apocalypse of the entire universe.

Sword-chucks, yo!

05-01-2006, 05:09 PM

If they had a kid, all logic in the universe would implode.

Simultaneously, that is.

Chaoswizard

05-01-2006, 08:15 PM

becuase red magic also has strategy and dice rolling techniques

bass_virus

05-09-2006, 04:46 PM

Summoner?

Knight McWarrior

05-09-2006, 09:47 PM

Maybe, their kid will be sarda, and they'll send him to the begining of the universe, like superman to earth.

bass_virus

05-09-2006, 10:18 PM

If their kid were Sarda he wouldn't try to kill his father on multiple occasions.

death_trooper

05-21-2006, 08:29 AM

Jared Todd

05-21-2006, 11:39 AM

"Rape! Rape! oh no, what's that feeling... you're in the middle of--.. and I'm already having a--.. *gush!!*"
"Congratulations, it's a squid!"

dojindog

05-21-2006, 11:50 AM

Hmm.... I'm pretty sure it would be a regular human half pure evil half creator/pure good... yup I'm pretty sure that's human

Mimic

05-22-2006, 01:44 PM

the chance of WM and BM having a kid is very very slim as Wm is repulsed by BM's exsistence
if they did, i think they would have 4 complete mishaps of evolution
Perhaps the 4 fiends are BM and WM's kids?

http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/living-rot/?action=view&current=dance.jpg Here you go! The almighty dice roll never lies for it is god! What might be spawned is what my brother roleplays. He roleplays a necromancer that happens to be the offspring of a white magic caster and a black magic caster, and so.. What happens is that he strives to be evil but fails miserably and does more help then damage. He also grows flowers.

death_trooper

05-31-2006, 10:17 AM

And the problem with an evil over-lord botanist is?

Tiako

05-31-2006, 10:21 AM

Watch Little Shop of Horrors.

death_trooper

06-02-2006, 11:05 AM

So WM and BM's son/daughter loves continuesly TRYING to murder and failing and then going home for a nice bit of flower arranging?
BM would be turning in his soon-to-be grave..soon-to-be as WM will kill him for trying to kill her son/daughter
I got one word for ya, HADOKEN!

ARPANET.CORRUPT

06-02-2006, 11:51 AM

A red mage, dur.

B_real_shadows

06-02-2006, 11:56 AM

3 words. One Night Stand.

Only possible way for this to happen. They each go to a bar cause BM so depressed that WM is denying him, and WM is there because she's depressed the Light Warriors aren't listening to her but BM. Both get super drunk and I'll leave the rest for your imaginations.

death_trooper

06-09-2006, 03:00 AM

No no, i think it would bring about a new, improved...RAINBOW MAGE!
The idea might not catch on, but the spark is there, you know.

Burkion

06-09-2006, 03:44 AM

Fighter.

Just to annoy the hell out of BM.

death_trooper

06-26-2006, 03:32 PM

Black Belt
Just to annoy the hell out of Brian.
KIDDING KIDDING!
Please dont kill me and hit me with so many rocks/sticks/knives!
I am perfectly aware of BBs.....LITTLE....Problem....

Elbodo

06-27-2006, 04:05 AM

Well first of all we don't even know if a human and whatever Black Mage is under that robe are even sexually/genetically compatible. But assuming such a union does occur (and I shudder to think what it would mean about the nature of the 16-bit gods if it did) then I think you get some kind of grey mage.

This nasty little critter would master both light and dark magic, but unlike a red mage (who seeks to learn how to cheat the universe and alter reality) would seek to understand the reality that is.

Being the offspring of White Mage's extreme goodness (Lawful Good for you D&D types) and Black Mage's extreme villainy (Chaotic Evil for you D&D types) this creature would in fact be totally amoral (True Neutral).

In its quest to understand the natural world this amoral little snot would torment and eviscerate anything he was curious about, then heal it long enough to do it again and again until he was satisfied. (He'd be a scientist!)

And, because the universe hates Black Mage, BM would be his spawn's favorite subject and Uncle Fighter would be his Igor.

byrd

07-04-2006, 04:03 PM

the Child was born in the future,(via chloroform) but for WM to save it from BM she had RM master time magic. she sent the baby back in time and it grew up in corneria had loving parents but they never told him they wern't his real parents. the child i speak of is none other then...

:bmage:
+
:wmage:
+
mommy daddy dance
=
.
.
.

ONION KID
:rmage: dum dum DUMMMMM

:bmage: dont do that!!!

needless to say WM's plan didnt work

hanzo66

07-05-2006, 06:53 PM

How it would be possible: It's amazing what either "Special Potions" or a 2x4 over the head in a dark alley (I wouldn't put it past Black Mage) can do...

:bmage: Hey, it's not as if you wouldn't do the same...

:wmage: Why does my ass hurt like hell?

What would happen: In my opinion an all powerful magician who masters both White and Black Magic easily (Sarda Jr.?).

It would either be a cross of White Mage's morality and Black Mage's destructive tendencies (someone who tries to do good but ends up creating mass chaos) or, as someone else put it, True Neutral (Although neither evil or good, lacks any type of morals and merely "Goes his/her own way").

The parenting of White Mage & Black Mage would obviously affect it somehow. White Mage would probably raise it to have complete and total morals (a bad thing in 8-Bit, from what I can tell) and Black Mage would just despise and wish to kill it for being alive (as he does for everyone else) as Black Mage is more or less incapable of love (he merely lusts for White Mage).

hanzo66

07-05-2006, 07:35 PM

Actually, I think I just found the answer to our problem...

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/vivisect/art/bmvivi2.jpg

:bmage: What the Fug?

:fighter: Aww, he looks just like you, only shorter and not as stabby.

:wmage: Now why can't all Black Mages be more like that?

:bmage: (Stabs the fug out of Vivi) Otherwise I couldn't do that...

The Truth Is In Here

07-05-2006, 07:42 PM

White mage would raise the child, so this kid with unlimmeted powers is being tought to only heal, he isn't even told of his father. Unfortionitly one day a bully gets him mad for the last time, and some instinct kicks in. He lerns of some new powers him mom never told him of, blinded by rage he uses just a smal extent of his powers and oblitterates the bully. He is still mad, the gang starts running away. Boom! They wern't fast enough. He dosn't know how to control this new power, White magic was easter to controle because it isn't created by anger but inter peace instead. He can't help himself, he destroyes all in his path. White mage knows there is only one who can save the world now...

byrd

07-05-2006, 09:11 PM

wow thats could be a book or a side story to 8 bit.

Meister

07-06-2006, 03:07 AM

Thou shalt not double post nor make skits and dialogue with the 8-Bit Theater emoticons. So speaketh shiney.

poke97531

07-07-2006, 07:10 AM

somebody who cures injuries by desrtoying the bodie so there can be no injuries to it

poke97531

07-07-2006, 07:12 AM

me spell bad wit grammer thats horrid

Quickman X

07-07-2006, 03:11 PM

me spell bad wit grammer thats horrid
I'm so proud of you. *pats head in condescending manner*
To address the primary topic, said child would be a fucking ABOMINATION ...interesting. Yeah, it'd be interesting. Uh-huh.

Heliomance

07-07-2006, 04:36 PM

Somebody who spams incessantly and has the same grasp of spelling and grammar as an average 5-year old.

Cukeman

07-08-2006, 12:22 AM

I would suggest you lose all sanity before responding to this.
Sanity? What the f*** is that? Besides refusing to think outside the box.

King_black_mage

07-08-2006, 02:57 AM

Maybe that is how red mage was born but he got some how got sent back to the past because of the time machine he made messes up and and sends him to the past and he was trapped in the past and he blakc mage and was all like i better not tell him that he is my father because that could fuck up my further so he doesn't and instead he is acting like he is to advode reveling his sercret.

KBM (Byron)